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[Akita Inu Observation Diary: Akita Inu is a pervert, I didn’t expect that he would even want to fuck his own brother, although I don’t want to admit that he is my blood relative. 】

The spicy shrimp for supper was chosen by Xiang Mingqiu.

There are quite a few restaurants nearby that eat spicy shrimp, but this one is the largest and the busiest. Often the customers who have just eaten have not yet left, and a group of new customers come in and wait to be seated.

Xiang Mingqiu ordered a big pot of signature spicy prawns, and after serving the dishes, the chopsticks in his hands never stopped.

Duan Yan was actually not hungry. Sitting by the side, he saw that Xiang Mingqiu was so big, so he also picked up a prawn from the pot and put it in his mouth. After tasting it, he couldn't stand it because it was too spicy. , spit it out immediately.

"If you can't eat spicy food, you can order something else. The stir fry here is also delicious."

"Don't eat." Duan Yan took a can of Wangzai milk, and wiped the opening of the tab several times with a paper towel soaked in water. After opening it, it seemed that it was still dirty, so he had to ask the store for a straw.

Xiang Mingqiu silently turned on his phone, took a close-up of the can of Wangzai Milk with a straw in it, and sent it to Weibo with his own summary: An exquisite boy [thinking] [question mark]

[Is Boss Xiang dating a male ticket? [expect]】

[Is this the same person as the exquisite madman who wanted to pick strawberry seeds when he ate strawberries last time? [think]】

[I see the hand on the opposite side!Looks good looks good!lick lick [lust]]

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Xiang Mingqiu moved his eyes away from the phone screen, and subconsciously glanced at Duan Yan's hand. The neat and clean nails and slender fingers are very beautiful, but Xiang Mingqiu's focus is not on this.

His eyes moved upwards along those hands, and he found many small red dots on Duan Yan's elbows and arms, and asked curiously, "What are these?"

"Mosquito bites."

"Don't you always turn on the air conditioner when you sleep? Why are there mosquitoes?"

Speaking of this, Duan Yan became angry: "So what if the air conditioner is turned on? Don't you think that the kennel is in a village, and weeds and trees grow everywhere. Do you know how rampant those dead mosquitoes are? Sitting in the living room during the day can kill people. Take it away."

"Is it that exaggerated?" Xiang Mingqiu thought it was funny, and suddenly remembered the night when the kennel was burglarized by thieves. Duan Yan took out the two bottles of oversized axe-branded wind repellent oil that he had prepared in advance. It seems that this kid Sure enough, it is a physique that provokes mosquitoes.

"It's fine if you don't believe it. Then you can experience it for yourself and see if the mosquitoes will carry you away alive." Duan Yan also remembered something at the same time, and he asked Xiang Mingqiu, "When did that guy called Yang Mingqiu die?" Move away? At the beginning, it was agreed to only live for two or three days, and now almost half a month has passed, why does the family hygiene take so long?!"

"The bathroom at home has recently been refurbished and will be ready in a few days."

Duan Yan was about to open his mouth, and Xiang Mingqiu knew that he was going to express his dissatisfaction again, so he quickly interrupted: "There is a cinema on the street next to it, I haven't seen a movie for a long time, let's stop by to watch one after supper later .”

The movie theater Xiang Mingqiu mentioned was very different from Duan Yan's imagination. If Xiang Mingqiu hadn't led the way, it would have been hard for Duan Yan to see that the small and old storefront in front of him was actually a movie theater.

The boss was a little old man with gray hair. Although he was old, he was not deaf or blind, and had a good memory. He recognized Xiang Mingqiu immediately.

"Is this really a place to watch movies?" Duan Yan asked for the second time.

"Why lie to you." Xiang Mingqiu recalled with a smile, "When I was studying, I often came with my classmates. Unexpectedly, Uncle Chen would still recognize me after so long."

It is already a remarkable miracle that such a dilapidated theater can survive until today, and Duan Yan does not expect to see the latest commercial special effects films here.

The old man is getting old, so he has to close the booth early and go back to rest. Now the ticket window can only buy the movie tickets for the last show.

The fare is not expensive, eight yuan a ticket, and you don't want to suffer a loss or be fooled, so Xiang Mingqiu readily took out his mobile phone and transferred the money to the uncle.

Before going in, Duan Yan took a special look at the simple movie poster standing at the door, on which the five characters "Human Tiger Love Is Not Ended" were written crookedly in ink, and below the title was a very inferior handmade watercolor Drawing, a very unsexy nude woman sitting in the woods, next to her is a big and ugly tiger with a round head, this painting skill... at best is comparable to that of Ming Qiu Only mutant hedgehogs are a little bit better.

"Wow! Human-animal love!" Xiang Mingqiu's interest was quite high.

When Duan Yan turned his head away, he found that this guy actually bought potato chips and soda.

"Did you not eat enough just now?"

"Supper is supper, snacks are snacks, that's different."

Aren't they all eaten in the stomach? Duan Yan doesn't understand what's different, anyway, this guy is really fucking good at eating.

"The movie is about to start, hurry up, don't stand there." Xiang Mingqiu urged, pushing Duan Yan into the screening hall together.

The hall is small, and still retains the old wooden folding seats from decades ago.

There are not many audiences who come to watch the movie. At a glance, most of them are uncles in their 60s and [-]s. Everyone sits scattered here and there.

The slots of this film are really too dense, not to mention the rough background and exaggerated acting skills of the heroine, just the two tiger actors in animal skins made Duan Yan exceptionally good.

On the other hand, Xiang Mingqiu, who was sitting next to him, had been watching with gusto. While watching, he stuffed potato chips into his mouth and chewed non-stop.

What makes Duan Yan unbearable the most is that this guy leans his head over every few minutes and asks this and that. He has to conduct an in-depth discussion of various plots in the movie. Ah, he is the most annoying person in the movie theater. One of the types.

Duan Yan finally couldn't bear the disturbance, and shouted at him in a low voice: "I don't know! Don't ask me!"

"Okay." Xiang Mingqiu nodded, sat up straight and continued to eat his potato chips.

I thought I could finally clean my ears, but within 2 minutes, he leaned over and patted Duan Yan on the shoulder again: "Hey!"

"Shut up! Don't ask! Don't know!"

"I'm not asking you about the movie." Xiang Mingqiu excitedly pointed to the two seats on the left by the wall, "Look there!"

Sitting at the far end on the right are an old man and an aunt. Through the light of the projection screen, Duan Yan vaguely saw the old man whispering to the aunt while touching his thigh, groping, and then began to hit his chest …

"That uncle is a client." Xiang Mingqiu said.

"How did you know?"

He laughed "hehe" twice: "When I was studying, my aunt often stood on the street near here, and I was asked by her at that time."

Xiang Mingqiu demonstrated the scene back then to Duan Yan. He unexpectedly put his hand on Duan Yan's thigh, and pinched Duan Yan's waist with the other hand, and glanced at Duan Yan's crotch with naked eyes. , giggling and said: "Young man is well developed, do you want to play with Auntie and learn some tricks? Auntie thinks you are cheaper."

Duan Yan patted his hand away: "Don't touch it blindly."

"I didn't touch you a few times." Xiang Mingqiu pretended to be stupid on purpose, and while Duan Yan was not paying attention, he stretched out his paws, "Yo, your chest muscles are big and strong, I like it."

The two of them chattered on the seats, it was clear and innocent, but in the eyes of outsiders, they couldn't help being a little intimate and a little ambiguous.

A middle-aged uncle sitting in the back row cursed in a moderate voice: "Fucking gays."

Looking at the entire movie theater, there were only two men, Xiang Mingqiu and Duan Yan sitting side by side, so it was self-evident who the uncle was scolding.

Duan Yan has a big temper, how could he swallow his anger when someone scolded him like that, he stood up from his seat, turned around and asked the uncle, "Who did you scold just now?"

The middle-aged uncle raised his voice confidently: "What's wrong with scolding you two dead gays?"

"Will you scold me again?"

"Dead homosexuals don't have the money to open a house, right? Is it disgusting to come to the movie theater to shame people? How shameless?"

Duan Yan raised one leg, stepped on the armrest of the chair, and was about to turn over to beat someone, but Xiang Mingqiu immediately pulled him back.

"Okay, don't make trouble, keep your temper a little bit, my uncle is old, if you really do something, he will blackmail you for medical expenses later."

The other people in the theater were also alarmed at this time, and turned their heads to look this way.

Compared with Duan Yan, Xiang Mingqiu was obviously much calmer. In front of that uncle, he put his hands around Duan Yan's waist and hugged him.

"Going to a hotel is better than going to a movie theater." Xiang Mingqiu ignored the surprise in Duan Yan's eyes, put on a smiling face, and deliberately called the uncle, "We are not only gay, we are also gay. Orthopedics, do you know what 'orthopedics' is? If you don't understand, I'll explain it to you, he and I are blood brothers."

Just talking about it didn't seem to be exciting enough, so Xiang Mingqiu took Duan Yan's face full of astonishment, kissed him on the lips, and deliberately made a loud noise.

The movie was entering its climax. In the silence, the fake tiger on the screen suddenly let out a rough roar, rushed down from the mountain, and rescued the unsexy heroine who was surrounded by everyone.

But no one was paying attention. Everyone, including the uncle and aunt who had an affair in the corner just now, focused their attention on these two people.

After the kissing scene was over, Xiang Mingqiu gave the middle finger to the cursing uncle, laughed and pulled Duan Yan out of the screening room.

The first time he ran to the entrance of the theater, Duan Yan shook off his hand and squatted on the side of the road to vomit.

Xiang Mingqiu was stunned for a moment, walked past him, shrugged his shoulders, a little helpless: "Your reaction is too hurtful, I can't be so disgusting, right?"

After finally vomiting, Duan Yan took the mineral water handed to Ming Qiu and rinsed his mouth.

"What happened just now? Are you feeling unwell?"

After he calmed down, Duan Yan said in a low voice: "Did you fucking eat Lay's cucumber-flavored potato chips?! Your mouth stinks to death."

Xiang Mingqiu finally understood, he tried his best to hold back his smile: "So you hate the taste of Lay's cucumber, but I think this taste is delicious."

"That's a problem with your sense of taste!"

Although he has already vomited already, Duan Yan still feels faintly disgusted whenever he thinks of the cucumber smell, maybe it is because of the extreme disgust of Lay's cucumber smell, so much so that he completely ignored being kissed by Xiang Mingqiu in the theater just now of this matter.

A few hundred meters away from the place where the car was parked, the two of them were walking on the busy street, and the roadside was full of various food stalls.

Selling Malatang, selling barbecue skewers, all kinds of things, everything that one expects to find.

Xiang Mingqiu stopped in front of a stall selling household gadgets, pointed to the row of electric mosquito swatters in front of him, and said to Duan Yan, "I'll give you one, and you can choose whichever you like."

The boss never let go of any opportunity to do business, and before the guests even asked for a price, he went forward to sell them actively.

The electric mosquito swatter was priced at 30 yuan each, but Xiang Mingqiu finally cut it down to 35 yuan for two. Anyway, there are a lot of mosquitoes in the village, so I bought one for myself along the way.

Duan Yan randomly picked up a white one, and when it was time to pay, he saw that Xiang Mingqiu also asked for the same style as himself.

It's nothing at all, I just heard the boss make a lot of jokes: "Haha, it's for couples!"

The words "German Orthopedics" came to mind in an instant, Duan Yan's face collapsed, he put down the electric mosquito swatter in his hand calmly, and picked a copycat Doraemon electric mosquito swatter.

"Huh? So there is Doraemon, this one is good, I want one too."

Xiang Mingqiu put down the electric mosquito swatter he had chosen, and took a Doraemon one too.

This scholar...

Without further ado, Duan Yan put the Doraemon electric mosquito swatter aside, and picked up a cat's claw-shaped electric mosquito swatter.

"There is still a cat's claw style?" Xiang Mingqiu's eyes lit up, as if he was a little tempted and wanted this too.

Duan Yan was angry: "Don't choose the same style as me!"