Today's script is not quite right [Transmigration Book]

In the middle of the night, the moon was also lazy and went on strike, and Lu Yang was scratching his head in the black mud. He only felt like a mentally handicapped child who sneaked to the supermarket in the middle of the night and crushed a pool of tofu.

At this moment, a beam of soft light suddenly came over, Lu Yang turned his head to look, and found that it was Shen Yan holding up the night pearl on the bank.

Lu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and gave Shen Yan a thumbs up with his dirty muddy hands.

With the light, Lu Yang's next things went very smoothly.

Taking advantage of the snails, frogs and loaches not paying attention, they were all caught in the bamboo baskets.

When Lu Yang felt that the basket on his waist was already heavy, he dragged his legs slowly and wanted to walk to the shore.In the mud, no more than in other places, every step Lu Yang took was going to kill him, and he had to use all his strength to pull out his leg.

Shen Yan looked on the shore for a while, and probably saw his predicament, so he squeezed Lu Yang's belt tightly with one hand, and pulled it out forcefully.

Lu Luobo Yang stood beside Shen Yan steadily.

Shen Yan took two steps back, just out of the range where the black mud splashed.

Lu Yang returned to the shore in a blink of an eye, he couldn't help but be convinced by Shen Yan's arm strength, he raised his black mud claw, and pointed at Shen Yan's thumb that was completely incomprehensible to ancient people.

Shen Yan: ...

Cramping fingers?

"Go and wash your hands." Lu Yang said, untiing the bamboo basket from his waist, "We'll have something good to eat later!"

Next to the reed marshes, there was a patch that hadn't been stepped on by Lu Yang, it was very clean, where Lu Yang washed his hands first, and then washed his legs.Afterwards, she didn't wear shoes either, and returned to Shen Yan's side with her bare feet.

"By the way!" Lu Yang suddenly thought of something, "Shen Yan, don't you like taking cold baths?"

Shen Yan glanced at Lu Yang, he didn't ask how Lu Yang knew about it, he didn't deny it, he just nodded slightly.

"That's great, I'll take you to a place where there is a very clean pool, and the water in it is very icy." Lu Yang said, "Outside we can only take a hot bath, you must have not taken a bath for a long time It's the ice pool."

Shen Yan took a breath after hearing this, he lowered his eyes again without any trace, picked up the bamboo basket, and followed Lu Yang to the place he said.

The water pool is not far away, and they will arrive soon, Lu Yang pointed to the small pool of water and said, "I wanted to go in for a bubble last time, but it was too cold and I couldn't stand it. At that time, I thought you must like this place." A freezing temperature."

Shen Yan put down the bamboo basket, looked over there along Lu Yang's fingertips, Lu Yang's fingers were very white and straight.

"Why don't you take advantage of the fact that no one is going to have a bubble now, and I promise not to peek, I'll cook food on the shore, and when it's ready, you'll probably have a bubble." Lu Yang said, "How about it, isn't it perfect? ?”

Shen Yan didn't say anything, it was indeed perfect, but it was too perfect.

Perfection is not something Lu Shaoqing would do.

"I think I'm so good." Lu Yang said, "As expected of a successor of socialism, a little flower of the motherland!"

Shen Yan: ...

Seeing that Shen Yan didn't move, Lu Yang urged, "Hurry up, you can't help me here anyway, I'll call you when I'm done baking."

After finishing speaking, without caring about Shen Yan, Lu Yang squatted down and took out dry firewood and flint from the Qiankun bag, and then took out a small dagger to pull out the field frog from the bamboo basket and slaughtered it. His actions were extremely fast and very cruel.

Shen Yan stood there watching for a while, but finally moved to the pool.

Lu Yang glanced at Shen Yan's background, shook his head triumphantly, and hummed happily.

"We ordinary people, we are so happy today!"

Shen Yan hadn't taken a bath in the ice water pool for a long time, so he was really moved.

Before Lu Yang said that he was an ascetic monk, he was not wrong. Shen Yan is a person who has no interest in life.If someone asks him what he does every day, he will definitely not answer, but anyone who knows him knows that he only does three things every day with a high probability.

One is practicing, one is in a daze, and the other is taking an ice bath.

It's not that Shen Yan likes to take ice water baths very much, it's just that he was injured in the early years, and after arriving at Luoshan School, Elder Bai Lu suggested that he try to take baths in ice water as much as possible in the future.It's not that you can't soak in hot water, it's just that ice water will make Shen Yan feel more comfortable, and over time, Shen Yan also gets used to it.

In fact, the water in this pool is not ice, just saying it is cooler, to Shen Yan, it can only be regarded as better than nothing.

But he was still very comfortable soaking, and even his emotions, which hadn't changed for a long time, showed a hint of joy.

Especially when he heard the person behind him singing, Shen Yan slowly closed his eyes and completely relaxed.

Not long after, a spicy scent came to Shen Yan's nose. He opened his eyes, knowing that Lu Yang was probably almost done, so he went to a hidden place and got up to change his clothes.

Sure enough, when he returned to Lu Yang, Lu Yang was planning to call him.

"It's just in time for you to come back." Lu Yang narrowed his eyes with a smile, and handed Shen Yan a bowl, "I roasted all the field frogs. To be honest, this is the first time I roasted the field frogs. I used the same ingredients when I roasted the rabbit last time, this one doesn’t have much meat, it’s all the essence, and the taste should be even more fragrant than the rabbit.”

Shen Yan turned his attention to a few strings of field frogs on the fire. They were pierced with iron sticks from the backyard to their heads by Lu Yang himself, and their limbs were stretched out on both sides, as if they were constantly struggling before death, looking extremely cruel.

But at the same time, it's also extremely delicious.

Not to mention the aroma squeezed into the nostrils, it is like a deadly poison in the middle of the night.

They ate very quickly, and Lu Yang almost swallowed his smoke. Because he hadn't eaten anything strong for a long time, at a certain moment, Lu Yang almost cried with joy.

He specially put a lot of ingredients on it to ensure that every bite will be fragrant and tangy. The frog meat is small, but it is extremely strong.In Lu Yang's hometown, many people call the frog's legs bodybuilding legs, because the legs of the frog's legs are strong and strong, and the taste can definitely be ranked among the top ten meat quality.

After eating a few, Lu Yang sucked his fingers, took out a jug of wine from the Qiankun bag, shook it and asked Shen Yan, "Drink?"

Shen Yan shook his head.

Lu Yang didn't persuade him either, he knew that Shen Yan didn't like drinking when he was reading, and he just asked politely.

Delicious wine with delicious food, Haoyue to a beautiful woman, Lu Yang drank a bowl of wine, looked at the field frog in his hand and Shen Yan beside him, and felt that he was undoubtedly the winner in life at this moment.

The next day, Lu Yang had other thoughts.

It is impossible for him and Shen Yan to come out for extra meals every night without going to sleep, since that is the case, it is better to find time to go out during the day.

So at the end of everyone's practice, Lu Yang suddenly found Shen Yan, pulled him aside, and whispered in his ear, "Friend, do you want a ticket?"

Shen Yan: ...

Shen Yan didn't understand, but somehow understood what Lu Yang was talking about.

So Lu Yang waved to the other people, "Shen Yan and I have something to do, so don't worry if you don't come back for lunch."

Xiao Di put down his sword, "What's the matter, brother, I'll go with you."

Lu Yang waved his hand, "Don't, don't, we can only do this, you can eat here by yourself, don't come, don't come."

Xiao Di had no choice but to give up, Jiang Feng also put away his sword, stood there and looked quietly at Shen Yan, then at Lu Yang, without saying a word.

Su Qiaoer turned her eyes around Shen Yan and Lu Yang, but Su Linger glanced at Jiang Feng meaningfully.

Everyone had their own ulterior motives, looking at Shen Yan and Lu Yang who were going further and further away.

Lu Yang took Shen Yan out of the town, there was a deep mountain outside the town, they came here from there, and there were many wild animals in the mountain.Lu Yang doesn't know how to catch the beast himself, and bringing Shen Yan also meant to let him help catch the beast.

Shen Yan was also very good at hunting, after going out to find out what Lu Yang wanted, the two found a hidden place, Shen Yan went hunting, and Lu Yang dug the soil and cut grass to build an earthen stove.

Not long after, Shen Yan came back with two pheasants, and Lu Yang finished the simple earthen stove himself.

Afterwards, the two cleaned up the pheasants together. Lu Yang took out a pot from the Qiankun bag and said triumphantly, "I didn't expect that, I was well prepared."

Shen Yan didn't speak, but just shook his head indistinctly.

Lu Yang made a fried chicken, then mixed a bowl of aniseed ingredients, squatted on the ground with Shen Yan, and ate the meat.

"Shen Yan." Lu Yang said, "This matter is our secret, don't tell others that I can cook, I will bring you to eat in the future, okay?"

It was necessary for Lu Yang to remind them specially, because today they left in front of everyone, there is no guarantee that Jiang Feng would ask Shen Yan why they went, and it would definitely reveal their secrets.Although Shen Yan would not take the initiative to bring up this matter, if Jiang Feng asked, then he would definitely answer 100%.

Shen Yan didn't say yes or no.

Lu Yang was a little uneasy, and poked Shen Yan with his elbow, "Did you hear me, I don't want others to know about this, can you promise me?"

Shen Yan turned his head to look at him, and took a bite of the chicken breast in a noble and cold manner.

Lu Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he used to think that Shen Yan was like a banished immortal on an iceberg, but after a long time of contact, he always felt that the other party was actually a slow foodie.

Although the outside is still as cold as ever, but the inside is actually very cute.

"If you don't agree to me, I won't bring you to eat in the future. I will secretly come out to eat alone." Lu Yang threatened.

Shen Yan chewed for a moment, then glanced at Lu Yang again, and finally nodded, signaling the deal.

Lu Yang smiled, "It's agreed, don't lie to me, or I'll really poison your meal."

Shen Yan nodded again, Lu Yang was inexplicably shuddered by his expressionless face, and wanted to rub the other's face with his hands.

"Why don't you smile?" Lu Yang asked.

Shen Yan upholds the principle of dumbness, if he doesn't speak, he just doesn't speak.

"Forget it, it's fine if you don't laugh." Lu Yang said, "Otherwise, Jiang Feng would have so many rivals in love, he would probably have to wipe the asses of the little girls you hooked up with every day."

Shen Yan: ...

Every day after that, Lu Yang would leave with Shen Yan at different times, either secretly or openly.Lu Yang is not afraid of others being suspicious, because his "accomplice" is Shen Yan, so even if Xiao Di and the others have doubts, they will still feel that the two of them are doing business in their hearts.

This feeling is as if the person with the worst grades in the class suddenly went to the Internet cafe with the class monitor who only focused on studying one day. At this time, no one would think that the two of them went to the Internet cafe for fun, but for studying. But in fact, the scumbags and bullies are just for playing games.

Very "fox fake tiger prestige", very NICE!

Then, as Lu Yang expected, Jiang Feng asked Shen Yan about it in private.

Unusual, Shen Yan hesitated in front of Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng seldom saw Shen Yan like this, and he was curious for a while, and he still had some unexplainable embarrassment, "What the hell did you do, can't even I tell you?"

Shen Yan shook his head, "You can say it, but I promised him not to say it."

Jiang Feng pursed his lips, not knowing how to respond. He knew that if he insisted on asking, Shen Yan would definitely tell him, but he didn't want to hear the answer.

"You have a very good relationship recently." Jiang Feng said, "I almost feel that he is going to take my position away."

Shen Yan looked at the clear sky in Runan, his eyes were black and white, as if there was nothing to hide from him in front of him.

"After going down the mountain for so long, have you met a girl you like?" Jiang Feng asked suddenly.

Shen Yan shook his head.

Jiang Feng took a deep breath, sat next to Shen Yan, looked at the clear blue lake, "Ah Yan, I seem to have met someone I like."

Shen Yan turned to look at him.

Jiang Feng lowered his eyes. Several big white geese passed by on the lake, and one of them raised its head and squealed loudly.

Very silly.

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"I'm Really Happy Today" is written by Bian Liunian, Zhang Minghui, and Wang Jun, and sung by Xie Xiaodong.

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