Today's script is not quite right [Transmigration Book]

Extra episodes are all small jokes (choose carefully whether to read or not)

About the bath thing

After being beaten up by Qi Huaishan, Lu Yang and Shen Yan moved out of Lingxiu Mountain and chose a remote and beautiful hill to build their nest.

Shen Yan doesn't have much requirement for the accommodation, as long as it is clean, Lu Yang will take care of everything as a designer and carefully decorate their new home.

Everything was done, but there was only one place where Lu Yang was in trouble.

Shen Yan likes ice baths, Lu Yang only loves hot springs, what do you do when you want to take a bath with a mandarin duck at night?

Lu Yang sat on the fence outside the back room with his knees in his arms, looked at a huge pothole dug out in the backyard, and sighed deeply.

Xiao Yao is a playful person. After learning about Lu Yang's confusion, he sent Lu Yang a design drawing, which skillfully combined the two pools.

Lu Yang opened it and found that it was a Tai Chi pattern, with hot water on the left and cold water on the right, and a line of oak in the middle, separating the pool, but the two of them could still get close together, and even effectively experience the two heavens of ice and fire.

Lu Yang frowned slightly.

After Wangyou found out about this, the letter he sent had only one sentence, why aren't you on the bed?

Lu Yang scratched his head and replied, it's not wet enough on the bed.

But the bathing pool is different, the bathing pool is really damp, everywhere is damp, there is water inside and out, all kinds of water.

Jiang Feng did not comment on this. He has been busy listening to Lu Qianfan's lecture recently, acting more and more like a master, and at the same time he is also very busy.

As for Xiao Di, Lu Yang hadn't seen him for a long time. Before he disappeared, he said something to pursue his goddess, but there was no news after that.

In the end, Shen Yan resolved the matter, and the bathing pool was made according to Xiao Yao's drawing, but Lu Yang basically never went to the warm water pool to soak.

The reason...

Maybe it's because it's so cool to have sex with a group of "heat" in an extreme environment like an ice pool.

Anyway, every time after taking a bath, Lu Yang will become more "trendy".

About Xiaohuangtu and Koukou

Lu Yang occasionally has the habit of drawing small yellow pictures. He used to draw his favorite CP, but now he and Shen Yan are drawn.

But every time Lu Yang would hide the pictures he had drawn tightly, so as to ensure that no one else would see them.But what Lu Yang didn't expect was that Shen Yan's cleaning was so thorough.

Anyway, when Lu Yang came home from Lingxiu Mountain one day, he found that Shen Yan's expression was not right.

At that time, Lu Yang didn't expect that the little yellow picture he drew was discovered, so he ran over out of concern for Shen Yan and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Shen Yan looked up at him, and said something that Lu Yang thought Shen Yan would never say in his life.

He said, "Mouth, mouth, mouth."

Lu Yang: "..."

What the hell!

One sentence is all harmonized, it deserves to be so coquettish.

Then Lu Yang found the stack of papers that Shen Yan had placed by the table, on the topmost sheet, Gong pinching Xiaoshou's neck and entering in, was saying what Shen Yan said just now.

Everything is understood now.

"No, what is this?" Lu Yang instinctively pretended to be stupid, "Are you looking at erotic pictures? I didn't expect you to be such a heavy-handed person, and you're so angry."

Shen Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, and opened the uppermost sheet, revealing the paper below, and the faces of the two people on it became clearer, and even one of them was still saying, "Ah Yan, I keep talking, Hurry up, ah, it's really good!"

The other said, "Yangyang, you're so good inside, I'm going to talk, I'm going to talk..."

Lu Yang's mind was buzzing, and he felt that he was about to lose his words.

Seeing that Shen Yan was about to turn to the next page, Lu Yang jumped on it like crazy, and pressed himself on his arm.Shen Yan was taken aback, but fortunately, he was strong enough to protect Lu Yang instinctively, and he hugged Lu Yang tightly with all his strength, preventing him from falling.

Lu Yang's face was flushed, and he sat on Shen Yan's lap, his heart was pounding and his mind was in a mess.

Shen Yan held Lu Yang's earlobe, whispered, "Do you like it?"

Lu Yang knew what he was talking about. Many of those paintings were positions he had seen on the Internet, but in fact he and Shen Yan had never tried them.

Although it seems that there are some very difficult, but if there is a chance, also...

It's not impossible to give it a try.

Goddess about Shodi

Xiao Di once told Lu Yang that he fell in love with Elder Bai Lu's apprentice. Lu Yang has forgotten the specific name, but he vaguely remembers that Xiao Di said she was a very beautiful girl.

Like Elder Bai Lu, they all wore a white veil, and Xiao Di said they were fairies descending to earth.

After returning to the mountain, Xiao Di told Lu Yang that he was going to pursue his goddess after granting the senior disciple seal. Lu Yang patted Xiao Di on the shoulder and said that if there is any need, he can come to him at any time.

But Lu Yang waited for more than half a month but did not wait for Xiao Di, even went to his room but could not find anyone.Lu Yang was a little strange, and the system hesitated and couldn't explain clearly, which made Lu Yang very worried about Xiao Di for a while.

In the end, Lu Yang met Xiao Di by chance at the lotus pond full of koi swimming outside the master's house on the top of Lingxiu Mountain.I haven't seen him for more than half a month, and Xiao Di has been haggard for more than 01:30. When Lu Yang looked over, he almost didn't dare to recognize him.

"What's wrong with you?" Lu Yang worried.

Xiao Di's eyes were full of red and blood, and his eye sockets were also black and blue. He looked very bad. He didn't speak, but just looked at Lu Yang aggrieved, as if he would cry in the next second.

Lu Yang was taken aback by him, "What's the matter with you? Didn't you go after the goddess? Why did you become like this?"

Lu Yang thought Xiao Di wouldn't say it, but Xiao Di suddenly choked up and yelled, "Fuck his goddess! He's a man!"

Lu Yang: "..."

"Man..." Lu Yang choked up a bit, "As long as you love each other, gender doesn't matter."

Xiao Di burst into tears and howled, "Brother, I lost my virginity!"

Lu Yang: "..."

Lu Yang: "Pfft!" Why don't you feel sad for him at all, but want to laugh, this ending always has a sense of déjà vu.

Later, when Xiao Di whimpered and complained, Lu Yang finally understood what happened.

It turned out that this "goddess" was born with a male and female face, because her voice was a bit feminine, so she was not very talkative, so Xiao Di always thought that he was a female.And the other party never thought that Xiao Di never noticed it.

Until one night they got drunk...

Lu Yang covered his face, desperately resisting the urge to laugh.

Oh my god, Xiao Di is such a cutie, it would be a loss not to be the prototype of the next BL novel!

"Then what are you going to do now?" Lu Yang asked.

Xiao Di grabbed the leaf and said confusedly, "I don't know..."

"Do you like him? Does he like you?" Lu Yang asked.

Xiao Di thought about it, and then said, "I like it...you like it all."

"Then what are you struggling with?" Lu Yang asked.

"I..." Xiao Di said with a bitter face, "Brother, don't you feel the pain?"

Lu Yang was taken aback, but didn't understand, "What hurts?"

"That's right, that's right..." Xiao Di blushed, "That's the thing and after that, doesn't it hurt there?"

Lu Yang: "..." To be honest, it doesn't hurt.

It seems that technical problems are bothering our little Xiao Di, tsk.

Lu Yang rubbed his ears, "Who do you tell you to learn from Shen Yan."

Xiao Di: "..."

"It's actually very comfortable." Lu Yang didn't expect that he would talk about this with Xiao Di, and he couldn't let go of his words, "Or let him talk to Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao understands."

"It's not very good." Xiao Di was a little embarrassed, how could he ask the other party to learn this kind of experience?

As a man, I'm afraid he can't even listen to others saying that he can't do it.

"How about that." Lu Yang clapped his hands and said, "Where do I have some notebooks and pictures, can you show them to him?"

Xiao Di was still unwilling.

Lu Yang was right when he thought about it, he wouldn't take the initiative to show this stuff to Shen Yan, wouldn't he be courting death?

"Then I'm the only one to go." Lu Yang said, "Aside from these things, it's time for me to develop my own career. You know, I started serializing this original book recently."

"Will the one you wrote in Youyou Valley be on sale?" Xiao Di asked.

"Send it." Lu Yang said, "Why not."

But later, Lu Yang still didn't read the notebook to Xiao Di's "goddess" who is not very skilled, because after chatting with him, Xiao Di got together with that person in a flash.

As for their bed problems, Lu Yang didn't ask, as long as Xiao Di is happy.

Every family has a "difficult scripture to recite", and Lu Yang said that his family's bed problems are still being explored.

Life is endless, exploration is endless.

Go home and find Shen Yan!

Lu Yang turned his head to look at the screen, and waved to you, goodbye this time!Thank you for being here, bye!

The episode is over.

The episode is over.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for listening to my story.

You may want to know Jiang Feng's follow-up, but I haven't decided whether to give him an attack or a favor for the time being, and I haven't figured out what kind of person he will meet, so I won't mention this one. The story is not over yet, this will be a series of articles, "The Participants Ding Li" is the second book in the series, with Gu Wangyou as the protagonist, it should be regarded as a sadistic BE, and he will definitely die in the end, so everyone chooses at will. Don't keep looking.The third book has not yet decided on a name, and it has not been accepted in advance. It also has Wangyou as the protagonist. Will write again after a while.

I will write a modern novel in my next book, not surprisingly, "Being a Man with Tail Between Your Sides", of course, I may also write "He Likes Pink Dresses" or "White Moonlight Crashing into My Heart" first, both of which are sweet he , I haven’t considered it yet, if you want to, you can go to the column to collect it.

Thank you again for seeing this, thank you for listening to this story, and thank you for your company. We will meet again in the next story.

In addition, I said before that this book will not be included in V when it is serialized. Now that it is over, there is a certain chance that it will be included, so if you want to do a second brush, be sure to download it first to avoid unnecessary costs.