I am the faint king [system]

I'm ready for the evening.

Chu Yue sharpened her fists.

At night, the imperial dining room was dark and dimly lit. There was only one lantern hanging, which illuminated a corner of the room, and the rest were pitch-black.

A usual black shadow landed slowly, and seeing that the ground was darker than usual, he couldn't help but wonder, before, there were fires and lights, and occasionally someone made supper, why didn't they do it today?

He was in no hurry to get down.

just wait.

Soon two young eunuchs passed by, muttering: "Your Majesty has no appetite recently, and even the imperial cooks in the imperial dining room are lazy."

"That's right, Your Majesty is greedy for food, so we have a good time! But Your Majesty has no appetite, so I'm so sad."

"By the way, what do you think is going on?"

"It's not because of Lord Yang, His Majesty is in Qi Yang."

"Shh, don't say it so loudly. Although His Majesty hates Lord Yang, Lord Yang's ability and achievements are there. Today, the world is peaceful and the world is peaceful, and the credit of Lord Yang is indispensable."

"That's right, His Majesty just hates her."

Two young eunuchs walked by.

The black shadow stayed on the roof, becoming thoughtful.

He touched his pocket, it was empty today, and he had nowhere to beg for food, so let's come to the palace.

Turned over and got out of the house.

Pushing open the door of the imperial dining room with ease, he began to steal food.

A dozen meters away from here.

Eunuch Zheng looked at the bored Chu Yue lying on the table, and said, "Your Majesty, I just got the news."

"A very large black shadow slipped into the kitchen."

I don't know if it is the black fat man you mentioned?

Chu Yue pinched her fingers and calculated: "It's probably him, and he didn't run away."

"Third year."

"The third grader is here!" The third grader hurried over.

Chu Yue patted him on the shoulder and said in a low voice, "You can just drive him to the roof of the imperial dining room later."

"promise!"

The small figure in the third grade of junior high school rushed out like a monkey, very active, Chu Yue was not afraid that he would startle the snake.

Try the water first.

In the imperial dining room, the fat black man was gnawing on the pig's trotters and grabbing the chicken legs, and by the way, he wrapped a large bundle of dry food in lotus leaves and planned to take it out to eat for a few days.

After eating, there was still a chicken foot in his mouth.

There were light and light footsteps outside, but even so, with his keen hearing, he caught it immediately.

"Heh, are you waiting for a rabbit?"

"I didn't expect this young hero to become a rabbit."

He didn't care at all, it was for stuttering, and there were many cooks with high cooking skills in the imperial dining room, and every dish was very suitable for his appetite, so he naturally didn't want to spoil such a beautiful place.

The fat black man pushed open the window.

going to run.

Then stood an extremely handsome figure by the window. The lantern behind her illuminated her bright yellow robe, standing tall and elegant.

Such a delicate and outstanding person spoke.

Chu Yue: "Hero, is charcoal-roasted sow's trotters delicious?"

Black Fatty: ......

Being asked such a question by such a handsome young man, his mouth was full of oil and he felt ashamed.

The black fat man immediately "bang" and closed the window.

Zheng Gonggong said: "Your Majesty, isn't it good to startle the snake?"

Chu Yue shook her head: "Didn't you see that he shrank back shyly just now?"

Eunuch Zheng: "...a thief would do this if he gets caught."

At this time.

The third grade of junior high school has already slipped in.

The stick painted black in his hand poked directly behind the fat man.

The fat black man turned to one side, he twisted his barrel-like waist, and quickly dodged.

Fatty Hei: "Oh, I sent a little doll in."

The third grader immediately pouted angrily: "Whoever you say is young, whoever you say is young. You are right to be fat!!!"

When the words fall, it is as explosive as an oil drum being fried.

The stick method fell like raindrops, densely packed, even if the water is touched a little, it will not go to the same place, but the stick method is covered with rain and dew everywhere, repeated beating.

The same was true for the fat black man, dodging one blow after another, over and over again, but the stick couldn't hit him.

Fatty Hei: "Little brother, let me go if you can't hit me, and we will meet again in the future."

The third day of junior high school remembered that he was a thief who stole His Majesty's supper, so he immediately poohed: "It's reasonable to steal food."

He continued to attack and chased after him, but the fat black man walked around the imperial dining room as if he was teasing his younger generation, but he just didn't leave the house.

Chu Yue, who was outside the house, stomped her feet anxiously.

She yelled inside: "Don't hit, don't hit, if you hit again, the rooster will crow, and it will be dawn."

After hearing this, the third grader was stunned.

But the black fat man overreacted instantly when he heard the word Tianliang, he immediately opened a side window, and ran to the intricate side hall nearby.

Fortunately, the third grader did not forget his duty, and jumped directly from the roof to the black fat man to block the way.

Fatty Hei didn't take him seriously, but he just blocked it, causing him to miss the opportunity.

Because Eunuch Zheng has surrounded all the way out of the side hall with the imperial guards.

The black fat man immediately jumped onto the roof.

It just so happened that this move was extremely exciting.

Chu Yue immediately pointed at him and said, "It's that fat black man."

"On the third day of junior high school, catch him! I reward you with a carved pig's trotter."

Seeing someone on the roof in the third grade of junior high school, he jumped up and asked, "What are Zheng Gonggong Huadiao pig's trotters?"

Eunuch Zheng wiped his saliva from below and said, "It's pig's trotters stewed in Huadiao wine. It's delicious."

"Wow, it must be delicious."

This old and young appearance made Chu Yue speechless.

She said: "What are you doing in a daze, after finishing the work, drool again!!"

"No, Your Majesty!!"

Seeing that the third grade of junior high school is about to catch up again.

The fat man stood still: "Heh, I'm overthinking myself, just relying on this little brat."

The third day of junior high school rushed over.

A stick hit the edge of the eaves, trying to knock down the fat man, but the fat man dodged quickly, and then he jumped to the roof above, suddenly with a "bang", a corner of the roof beam collapsed and fell into the imperial dining room.

Immediately, a dense iron net covered the sky and covered the sky.

The fat black man was startled: "Snap the net."

There are metal stones at the four ends of the net that can attract each other, and it is difficult to open once it is glued together. In addition, the exquisite material used on the net is difficult to cut with a sword. Therefore, this net made the arrested people terrified. Wings cannot escape.

And Eunuch Zheng ran over, dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, he may be too fat."

Chu Yue proudly crossed her fat waist, which was not thin, and said, "Nonsense, I asked people to pull out a few layers of the roof shelf of the imperial dining room. As long as the fat man goes up, he will fall down. No matter how good his martial arts are, he will lose his weight." But you can't fool anyone."

Eunuch Zheng: ...Your Majesty will set traps to arrest people, so what's the use of third graders. .

Crying Liao in the third day of junior high school: qaq is not useful at all.

It was precisely because the immature face of the third grade of junior high school confused the fat man that the fat man jumped on the roof without sneaking into the nearby side hall to hide.As a result, he was recruited.

It has to be said that the character she chose by Chu Yue can deceive the enemy with just a single face.

On the third day of junior high school, Liao cried again: "Qaq has learned kung fu for seven or eight years, but it is not as good as a face."