Marry the Regent [Time Travel]

Xue Yunzhou guessed that the regent had lost interest in him, so he was in a good mood, and slept the deepest sleep since time travel, and packed up and prepared to go back the next day contentedly.

It's just that the carriage has been prepared, but He Yuan's shadow has not been seen for a long time. When he was wondering, he saw He Liangcai commanding a few servants to come over carrying gifts.

"The old slave has seen the princess." He Liangcai was sweating all over his face and didn't care to wipe it off, bowed and saluted Xue Yunzhou.

After all, he is the chief manager of the palace, and he is used to all kinds of ups and downs, so he can't do things like flattering the high and stepping down the low. The dead don't know.

Xue Yunzhou had a good impression of this slightly fat old eunuch who smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, so he smiled: "Where is the prince?"

He Liangcai was slightly helpless: "The prince went out early in the morning and said he had something important to do. He may come back when he is uncertain. I am afraid that he will wrong the concubine today."

Xue Yunzhou was speechless: What's the matter with this surname He?One second he was excited to take advantage of me, the next second he left in a cold manner, the day before he said he wanted to go back to the door with me, but today he was nowhere to be seen, playing repeatedly?Didn't it mean that this dynasty is very chaotic, he is so incompetent and still busy?

Xue Yunzhou didn't care about anyone, and naturally he didn't mind what others thought of him, so he went back to the Hou's mansion alone. As expected, everyone was no more warm to him than before, and even the porter's smiling face was a little less Flattery.

Zhongyi Hou Xue Chong called him to the study, frowned slightly and looked him up and down. Seeing that he was dressed plainly and looked calm, he was dissatisfied no matter how he looked. Still alive, what's going on?"

Xue Yunzhou is speechless: He has lived for 30 years, and you haven't killed him. I, an outsider, can do it in three days?

Seeing his innocent face, Xue Chong couldn't help frowning again, and sighed: "I heard that the prince has never set foot in your door?"

"Yes." Xue Yunzhou responded, and sighed secretly: Although there is no Internet in this era, news still spreads quickly!

Xue Chong took a sip of tea and said earnestly: "You, don't put on airs of a scholar. Since the emperor Taizu appointed a man's wife, the status of a man's wife has long been different. You should lower your figure and feel wronged After a while, once things are done, you will be able to regain your freedom, and the emperor will appreciate your loyalty and will definitely favor you."

Xue Yunzhou's eyes lit up: I seem to know something extraordinary!

His expression fell into Xue Chong's eyes. Xue Chong thought he was encouraged, so he smiled gratifiedly and asked, "When will you go back to see your mother?"

"My son wants to go back today."

"Well, haven't you let the wind out yet?"

"..." Here it comes again!My eyes are smeared, please explain clearly, please!

Xue Yunzhou shook his head: "No."

Xue Chong asked again: "You have been with your mother for five years, but have you ever seen her contact the Kang family?"

Xue Yunzhou guessed that the Kang family was the Kang family's natal family, but he didn't know why he asked these questions, so he shook his head again.

Xue Chong pondered for a while, and said to himself: "Then her land deed and shop deed should be in her own hands, but where is it hidden?"

Xue Yunzhou was taken aback when he heard this, and then ground his teeth secretly: This old fox is too worthless, divorced his wife, and wanted to usurp her dowry. Is it because the Hou's mansion is too poor, or is my mother too rich?

Xue Chong looked worried, and muttered to himself: What's the matter with this son recently, he doesn't seem to be very obedient when he is asked to do anything.

"Go and see your mother." One sentence sent people away.

Xue Yunzhou came out of the study room and was about to visit his aunt Ji, when he met a brightly dressed woman who looked familiar, and he didn't know which concubine of the cheap father, so he stopped and prepared to avoid it.

Yu Qing, who was following behind, whispered: "Princess, Madam saw you."

"Ma'am?" Xue Yunzhou looked around with a blank face, "Where?"

Not far away, the woman who happened to hear their words froze.

Yu Qing lowered his voice: "It's right in front."

Xue Yunzhou stared straight at the person coming, a little surprised: the power of passers-by's face is so great!I didn't even recognize it!

Ji suppressed her unhappiness, bowed to him with a distorted face, and said bluntly: "Xue Ji has seen the princess."

Xue Yunzhou hurriedly accepted the half-respect, smiled apologetically, and cupped his hands: "My son has seen his mother." Just as he was about to say a few polite words, he heard a cold snort from the side, and when he turned his head, it was Mrs. Xue Yunshan, his only son, and his half-brother Xue Yunshan.

During the few months when he was waiting to be married in the Hou's Mansion, every time Xue Yunshan saw him, he would be very angry, and this time was no exception. So shabby? The prince doesn’t want to enter your room, so don’t you even give you decent clothes?”

Xue Yunzhou looked at him in a daze with a "fucking" face: In ancient times, there was no right to privacy at all!Then if you are favored, will someone secretly observe and make a small report several times a night?

Xue Yunzhou found that he really didn't have a good impression of the Zhongyihou's mansion. He was so depressed to death because of this inexplicable time travel and marriage, but now he was so angry that he resisted the urge to punch him, and said kindly : "How is your handwriting?"

Xue Yunshan was taken aback. Although he didn't understand why he asked such a question for a moment, he couldn't help but show a little pride: "At least it's better than you. Both my husband and father praised me for my strong handwriting."

"Oh..." Xue Yunzhou nodded and coughed, "Do you know why the prince despises me?"

Xue Yunshan couldn't keep up with his train of thought for a while, and looked at him with a frown: "Why?"

Xue Yunzhou snorted and smiled: "Because he likes to write well. Since your handwriting is so strong, why not let me show it to him for you. Maybe he is so tempted to marry you back as his side concubine."

"You!" Xue Yunshan became furious, "You think that everyone is like you, a man of seven feet who doesn't want to make progress and doesn't use his talents to establish himself in the world, but commits himself to men, shameless!"

Xue Yunzhou only thought that he was scolding the original owner of this body, and twitched the corner of his mouth in a nonchalant way: "I thought you were envious of me marrying into the palace, did I misunderstand?"

Xue Yunshan's face turned red, and when he was about to refute, he was pulled back by Mrs. Ji.

"Don't be rude to the princess." Ji scolded, and quickly bowed to Xue Yunzhou, "Please forgive me, princess. Although Shan'er's words are not pleasant, but the heart is for the good of the princess. The princess treats us mother and child. Prejudice, because we think that what we say is wrong, we admit it... But the princess has already married into the palace, and her status is beyond words. Wouldn't it be a loss of status to argue with us? Please also ask the princess to let our mother and child live."

Xue Yunzhou was at a loss, and didn't understand why this woman suddenly became so submissive, and she seemed to be mean and vicious towards them in her words, but as soon as she looked up, she saw Xue Yunshan's cheeks were slightly red, his eyes were watery, and his face was full of spring. look.

Xue Yunzhou: "..."

Should I remind him that most of his facial features have been inherited from his mother, so it's really not suitable for this shy look?

"My virtuous brother, I am actually quite willing to let you be the princess. Your handwriting is better than mine, aren't you? It just so happens that the prince is not very happy with the intercourse. You can play with him with pen, ink, paper and inkstone when you go... "

Xue Yunzhou was talking nonsense, when he suddenly heard a heavy cough from behind, he turned around quickly, and saw Xue Chong standing there with a livid face.

And the tall and tall person next to him was His Highness the Regent who covered the sky with one hand, but although His Highness looked normal, the corners of his eyebrows twitched a few times.

Xue Yunzhou looked at him dumbfounded: What a dog!I am used to talking nonsense, I forgot that this was in ancient times!what to do!Will he be caught and go back for cramp and skinning?Is it too late to run now!

Xue Chong raised his eyebrows angrily, and coughed heavily again.

Xue Yunzhou quickly came back to his senses, and smiled a little reluctantly: "Isn't the prince busy? Why come here when you have time..."

He Yuan looked at him with complicated eyes: They are so similar, not only do they look exactly the same, but even the expression they speak is so similar...

Xue Yunzhou felt apprehensive after being watched by him: This pervert looked at me with strange eyes again!I am not a fellow!

He Yuan took two steps forward subconsciously, then stopped quickly, put away his thoughts and said indifferently: "Isn't it right to accompany you back to the door?"

"Oh..." Xue Yunzhou had nothing to say, and saw that He Yuan's face had returned to normal, and he seemed not to care about himself, so he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

The couple answered the words briefly, and the others saluted one after another. The news spread that the Prince Regent accompanied the new princess back home, and the kitchen re-served the good wine and dishes that had just been put away.

Back home drinking and eating was not lively, with the regent sitting in charge, no one dared to relax, especially Xue Yunzhou, who could not even hold his chopsticks steadily because of someone's glare.

what happened!If you eat a dish, you will be stared at!Pick it up yourself if you want to eat it!Look at what my chopsticks are doing!

After staying in the Hou Mansion for more than half a day, before leaving, Xue Yunzhou received a look from cheap father, knowing that he was still concerned about those plots, so he pretended to nod at him.

Cheap dad looked relieved and sent them to the carriage.

Xue Yunzhou pretended to be indifferent, found a corner farthest from He Yuan and sat down, pretending to look outside to enjoy the scenery, halfway through the walk, suddenly patted his forehead, turned around and smiled stiffly: "My lord, I still want to visit my Mother, if you have something to do, why don't you go ahead?"

He Yuan had already understood his basic situation overnight, so he wasn't surprised, and said flatly, "I'll accompany you."

Xue Yunzhou paused with a smile, and had no choice but to respond wisely.

The carriage turned around and went all the way to the north of the city, when He Yuan suddenly said, "The sex is not going well?"

Xue Yunzhou's whole body froze, sweat began to drip on his forehead, and he laughed dryly: "Fuck...just kidding..."

You always care so much, can't it be true?In fact, I am really talking nonsense! SM can be a hobby, it doesn't mean that you must be stimulated by something...

Hey, why does the more I think about it, the more I think he is a pervert?

When Xue Yunzhou was unconstrained, He Yuan was also silent: The virtues of nonsense are very similar, even the favorite dishes are very similar, how can there be so many coincidences?

He Yuan originally looked at him with probing eyes, but soon realized his nervousness, so he turned his gaze away.

Xue Yunzhou gradually relaxed, and was in a daze contentedly, when he suddenly heard a reprimand: "Straighten your back, what does it look like crookedly?"

"Oh." Before the brain resumed functioning, the body had already taken action one step ahead, and sat in a straight sitting posture very obediently.

The next moment, there was silence in the car.

Xue Yunzhou turned his head to look at He Yuan who was sitting upright: Damn it!Has this pervert been possessed by the second brother?

He Yuan frowned, his face suddenly turned cold: "Stop!" Then without looking at Xue Yunzhou, "Go down."

Xue Yunzhou: "..."

"I'll go back to the palace, you take the carriage behind."

Xue Yunzhou hummed in his heart and scolded him for being uncertain, and obediently responded, and rolled back to the carriage he was riding in when he went out.

He Yuan returned to the palace in a bad mood, and saw He Liangcai greet him as soon as he settled down.

He Liangcai bowed and said in a low voice, "My lord, Doctor Shi is here."

Although He Yuan was confused, his expression was very calm, he nodded and changed his clothes, and called Imperial Physician Shi to him.

Imperial Physician Shi took his pulse, nodded in satisfaction, and asked, "How is your lord feeling recently?"

"..." He Yuan was silent for a moment, "Just prescribe the medicine."

Physician Shi shook his head disapprovingly: "The prince can't rely too much on decoctions, he needs heart medicine for heart disease."

When He Yuan heard that it was a heart attack, he felt relieved: "The king's heart knot has been solved, and Imperial Physician Shi will prescribe some medicine to strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality."

Physician Shi trembled when he heard that his beard trembled, and he was pleasantly surprised: "My lord's illness is cured? Can I check it out?"

He Yuan showed doubts.

Imperial Physician Shi cleaned his hands in the basin, and respectfully said: "My lord, please take off your clothes."

He Yuan was confused again, and took off his outer clothes as he said.

Imperial Physician Shi said again: "My lord, take off your obscene pants."

"..." Xue Yunzhou's words suddenly popped up in He Yuan's mind: The intercourse is not going well.

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

#On whose time travel is worse#

Yun Zhou: My mother was divorced.

Second Brother: My intercourse is not going well.

Yun Zhou: My father is too scumbag.

Second Brother: My intercourse is not going well.

Yun Zhou: I became the Prince Regent's wife.

Second Brother: My intercourse is not going well.

Yun Zhou: My man's intercourse is not going well.

Second brother: ...