I'm Not Crazy [Quick Transmigration]

On the evening of the fourth day, the sky gradually extinguished on the sea level, and the ebb tide swept away the heat of the day on land, blowing the whole city into shade gradually.The climate at the seaside is indeed like this, one day is like the four seasons, and when the sky is completely dark, it is necessary to add an extra coat to block the wind.

The lights in Qin Yi's other courtyard were still brightly lit, and the few people were anxious because the five-day deadline set by the prince was about to arrive, and they would soon become unlucky fish food and be thrown down to feed that tooth A sharp-toothed shark.

Boom, boom.

In the dark night, a pair of plainly dressed master and servant knocked on the door knocker of the mansion.

In the past two years, a pair of masters and servants who claim to be able to understand the human language have been wandering among the people. They are very mysterious and erratic.According to people's description, it also fits the characteristics of the two people in front of them. Maybe this master and servant are the people they are looking for.

Qin Yi sat in front of the hall, looking questioningly at the two people in front of him, the nodding master and the submissive servant.The young master saw that his body was weak, and he couldn't see any blood on his frosty white face, and there was a circle of black and blue under his depressed eye sockets, like a ghost walking in the world, as if a slightly louder human voice could dispel it. He was frightened and went directly to the underworld.And the sleeves of the two people's robes are embroidered with exquisite patterns of the same color, so it doesn't look like they are too poor to cheat their bounties.

"The one who claims to be able to speak shark language...is that you?" Qin Yi asked, "I don't know how to call you?"

His attendant cupped his hands and replied: "My son's surname is Xie, and his name is Heng."

"Xie Heng?" Qin Yi rubbed the fingers on his hand, thinking to himself, he had never heard of such a person before.Seeing Xie Heng's calm expression, he didn't even move his lips, and asked again, "Young Master Xie is silent, is it because you feel that the bounty offered by my house is not satisfied?"

Linfeng said: "My master can't speak."

Before Qin Yi could speak, the old servant next to him yelled: "A dumb?! Are you playing with us for fun!" He called two spear guards to come in and drive them out.

Linfeng drew out his sword, shielded Yan Wenyi, and satirized: "What's wrong with the dumb, you have a mouth and a voice, why don't you understand what the sharks say?"

"you--"

"Hey, stop." Qin Yi stopped the annoyed old servant, waved away the guards who were confronting swords, got up and went down the hall, and looked at Yan Wenyi's appearance at close range, feeling a little puzzled, just After looking carefully, Yan Wenyi suddenly bent over and coughed violently.

Hearing that movement, he almost coughed out his lungs, and Qin Yi was so frightened that he hid back.

"My lord, the sea breeze is blowing hard today, and you won't listen to me if I tell you to wear an extra layer. Now it's all right, and I'll have to lie down for more than half a month when I go back!" Linfeng patted Yan Wenyi's back sadly, He took out a white silk juanzi and handed it over.

Yan Wenyi pulled it into his hands, stuck it to his lips and coughed vigorously, two mouthfuls of phlegm were stained with blood, and then he recovered from his panting, but his face turned paler and flushed with consumptive disease.

Tuberculosis is not a good thing to cure!

Qin Yi quickly covered his mouth and nose with his sleeve, pointed to Linfeng and asked, "He, he has been coughing like this?"

Linfeng hid the bloody scarf in his cuffs, shrugged his nose and said, "My young master is in poor health. He has taken hundreds of pots of medicine and it's like this. But he can't die. You know that the medicine market is expensive now, and those medicines for tuberculosis Even more expensive! Young Master likes to read rare books, can understand Shark language, if not for medical treatment and earning money for medicine, who would want to run around and deal with those barbaric monsters?"

This attendant speaks from the bottom of his heart, every sentence touches people's soft spots, it is really pitiful.

Qin Yi is shrewd, he may not believe what people cry, he tried Yan Wenyi's slang on the spot, it was the only sentence that Shao Fu knew how to teach him, and it was the same sentence that he coaxed Jin Yuqing that day.

When Yan Wenyi heard this, he immediately frowned, and tapped the time in Linfeng's palm.

Linfeng hesitated for a while, and finally said reluctantly: "This, this kind of explicit love... It's really inappropriate for you to say it to our young master!"

Only then did Qin Yi believe one or two, and allowed his servants to take them to the backyard where the sharks were imprisoned.

When he arrived in front of the hall, Linfeng stopped the guards again, and he was not polite to Qin Yi, he just said: "This shark language is our family's skill of begging for food, if you all follow in, how can we make money in the future?" Qin Yi just wanted to explode , then I heard Linfeng say again, "As for whether it's true or not, why don't you just see if my son can get out? This mermaid is bloody by nature. If you really don't know anything, you will become that wild The food is eaten!"

After everyone thought about it, it was indeed the case. When the Shark King was first caught, the blade-like tail swirled and killed several people. Weak and weak, there's no point in taking a life to cheat that reward.

Although Qin Yi was impatient, he had no choice but to hold back, flicked his sleeves and waited outside the door.

As soon as the door of the hall was closed, the room was in darkness, except for a candle in Yan Wenyi's hand.

He spat out a mouthful of "blood", wiped the red dye around his mouth with his sleeves, raised the lights a little higher, and looked around the environment in the hall—empty, empty, with ordinary roof tiles on top of his head, and windows all around. Sealed.

Yan Wenyi looked down at the pool of water, under the dim light, there seemed to be a long black shadow hovering inside, cutting the water surface into ripples.The underwater creature is like a dangerous boa constrictor lurking in the dark, ready to spring up its flexible body at any time and tear off the fragile head and neck of human beings.His prediction was right, because the snake-like black figure suddenly broke out of the water, its tail stretched over his ankles, and it dragged him into the water!

The candle lamp accidentally fell on the shore and shook a few times, but it did not go out, and slowly lit up again.

The cold and bitter sea water annihilated the top of Yan Wenyi's head, and his ankles were curled up by the shark's tail fins. The pool was dug to a depth of more than three meters, because he couldn't even stand on the bottom of the pool, and his whole body was suspended in the water. Relying on the anger before taking a mouthful of water, he was suffocating.

A flax-colored thing floated in the dark water, and the force around his feet was getting stronger and stronger, as if he wanted to directly wring his legs.

The faster heartbeat aggravated the consumption of oxygen, but what this slightly hypoxic suffocation brought him was not the fear of death, but excitement. People are very excited.

A low cry pierced through the water surface, and the shark suddenly appeared from the water, a sharp claw pierced from the dark side, and a long and thick iron chain tied between the iron rings on both wrists to restrict movement also changed. A weapon for the noose of his frail neck.The barbed fangs clasped Yan Wenyi's shoulders, and a threatening sound came out of his throat.

Yan Wenyi raised his hand to caress his back, and pressed the back of Shark's head tightly, as if impatiently looking forward to his intimate contact, even if this contact would cause him to lose a piece of flesh.He had waited for too long, and he didn't want to wait any longer.

Jin Yuqing's teeth were on the man's shoulder, making a small hole in that muscle.He thought it was the Wu people who came up with some tricks to play with him, and even threw down a living human being, so of course he wasn't afraid to scare them.It's just that the hand hugging him is very comfortable at this moment, knowing that every inch of his skin likes to be touched, and knowing how to touch can make him feel at ease.

His heart started beating wildly.

The caudal fin wrapped around the man's waist, supported the man's body with the thick tail, broke out of the water together, stretched out the wet paws on his back, and slapped him a few times, making him spit out a few mouthfuls of what he had poured into Brackish sea water.

Yan Wenyi choked a few mouthfuls, and when he regained his breath, his face was pinched again by the wet fish claws, the cold tip of his nose slowly moved over, he kissed and sniffed like a cat, and the fish tail entwined tightly his waist.

With the help of candle lights on the shore, he found that the shark's eyes were clear and transparent, and his appearance was still not much different from ten years ago. He couldn't help sighing at the shark's long vitality.Yan Wenyi finally tore off a webbed claw on his face, opened his palm, and tapped it a few times with long and short fingers.

After the other party tapped a few times, five fingers reached into the web and held him.Jin Yuqing felt the secret signal in his hand, it was a set of military codes designed by him and Xie Heng for the Northern Mian Army, the translation of these points means——

"I am back."

The shark's reaction was bigger than he expected. Jin Yuqing pounced on him, rolled his tail around his legs twice in the water, and then lifted him ashore, his wet hair hanging on Yan Wenyi's neck while bowing his head. On the side of his face, he raised his wrist, and put the chain around the man's neck, so that both hands were free to touch his face, while tentatively kissing him, but his eyes couldn't see, and after a few kisses, he could not see it. The wrong position looks a little funny.

Yan Wenyi laughed silently a few times, guiding the other party.

Reunited after a long absence, this kiss was a little anxious, Jin Yuqing's fangs accidentally pierced Yan Wenyi's tongue, and a sweet smell of blood oozes out.The man stuck out his tongue and took a hissing breath, Jin Yuqing frowned guiltily, rolled up the tip of his tongue and carefully licked his injured tongue.

The two hugged and kissed for a long time before they felt at ease. Jin Yuqing was unable to leave the water due to the restriction of the iron chain, so she could only let Yan Wenyi sit by the pool, while she lay on his knees, fanning herself like a pointed fan. The wings of his ears rubbed slowly.

Yan Wenyi bent down, pulled Jin Yuqing's hand, and touched his lips and neck. His Adam's apple trembled violently, and he squeezed out an unpleasant "ah, ah" sound from his throat. For a moment, the muscles in his neck Tightening, and struggling to make a tone similar to "Qing", like a duck screaming in pain when someone stepped on its flippers.

He sighed.

This made Jin Yuqing suddenly understand that he was unable to speak, he was a mute, and the word "Qing" was the only broken note he could utter.

"I have been looking for you at sea for ten years, Yuqing, you have hidden too deeply." Yan Wenyi tapped on his palm, "People's memory is not as good as that of the sharks, I almost forgot that you lived in hiding Where is the piece of sea. If I could have reacted faster, maybe we wouldn't have to be separated for so long."

Jin Yuqing carefully recalled ten years ago, remembering his strange stagnation when he was fighting with Shiliu, and suddenly realized, and was about to answer him with a password, when Yan Wenyi told him: "I can understand shark language."

The merman opened his mouth, and his deep voice rolled out a series of low-pitched tones: "Are you sixteen?"

Yan Wenyi smiled: "That blow of yours was so beautiful, even if you turned into a fish, it wouldn't diminish Yu Ze's prestige back then."

Jin Yuqing floated up, wrapped his arms around his neck, bit the man's chin regretfully, rubbed against the side of his neck and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you at the first time... I... a few days ago... um ... and mistook someone for you. I admit my mistake."

"The prince of Wu who said 'love you' to you?" Yan Wenyi squeezed his strange ear, not intending to argue with a fish that doesn't understand the language of the human race, "Just make sure you don't recognize the wrong person now Enough."

Jin Yuqing was surprised and said, "Is he Qin Yi?"

"What's the matter? He is very important in this world?"

"He will kill all my people and destroy my group." The merman warned hoarsely.

"Don't worry, my Shark King. With me here, no one will hurt you or your people. It's not like I haven't made any preparations for the past ten years." Yan Wenyi breathed Warm seaweed wraps around the shark's ears, and the gills behind his ears also open and close due to the lingering breath, like another mouth inflamed by hunger and thirst, looking forward to a man.

Yan Wenyi was not disappointed and kissed the tip of his ear, and the two ear wings trembled twice like a small fan.

"Your tail is raised, Yuqing." The man pointed to the dark blue tail fin standing up like a shark's fin on the water, and he typed the code naked, "It turns out that kissing your ear will make you so excited."

Everyone is an adult or a fish, is there any nasty talk that old men and old men can't say?

Jin Yuqing was not shy either, she took Yan Wenyi's hand and slowly touched the scales between her waist and tail, and found a piece of slightly swollen scales, rubbing her wet lips against his ears, muttering Confused: "You can try other places, I will be more excited... Sharks are much more sensitive than you think..."

Yan Wenyi's subordinates pressed heavily, lowered his head to seal his charming mouth, and at the same time tapped his waist quickly with the other hand: "Don't seduce me in this kind of place, my dear king. When we leave this ghost place, we will There is time to experience it slowly.”

"Then when are we leaving, now?" Jin Yuqing stretched his wrists as he spoke, trying to break the iron chain that bound him in the middle.

"No, no, not now, at least not today." Yan Wenyi said, "You're dumb, it's not a good idea for us two disabled people to rush into the prince's courtyard! There are at least dozens of archers staring at us outside. , give me a few more days, Yuqing, and I will definitely take you home."

Jin Yuqing was amused by his phrase "You are blind and I am dumb", and swaying her tail in the water, she said, "I have been blind all my life, so I won't be able to see whether you are beautiful or ugly, so we can just make do with it." .”

Yan Wenyi stroked his fishtail: "I will definitely not let you suffer."

"Master—Mr. Xie!" someone shouted outside the door.

Yan Wenyi knew that they had stayed inside for long enough, so he had to bid farewell to Jin Yuqing temporarily, "I have to leave Yuqing, I can get close to you by using the shark language as an excuse." He stroked the shark's palm a few times, "This is my name in this life, protect yourself well, don't force yourself with Qin Yi."

"Yiqing! My name..." Jin Yuqing hurriedly heard that he had got up.

As soon as the chants sounded, the palace door was pushed open with a palm, and dozens of servants carrying lanterns rushed in. Qin Yi stood in the doorway, looking around at the people and sharks in the room, with a suspicious look on his face.Linfeng hurriedly followed in and stood beside his young master.

Yan Wenyi calmly straightened his drenched clothes, twisted the water in his hair, the shark in the pool suddenly made a splash, and then plunged into the water angrily.He glanced back, pretending to be melancholy: "..."

Linfeng translated: "...Young master said that the shark got angry and dragged him into the pool."

Qin Yi said: "What else did you ask?"

Linfeng watched Yan Wenyi finish his gestures, and said, "Master, this shark is called Yiqing. He told you that there is a reef a hundred miles away from the South China Sea, which can be seen when the tide is low, and there are gold and silver hidden by pirates. There are more than a dozen boxes; five hundred miles to the west, there are two cargo shipwrecks with a lot of treasures and dowry on them."

Yan Wenyi's body trembled, he held his chest, and spat out another mouthful of blood.

"My lord!" Linfeng supported his crumbling body, "It's very troublesome to communicate in shark language, if you have anything to say to the officials, I'll ask next time, you can send a boat out to sea to see if there are any treasures in those two places! My son is going to die, he can't run away, if you have something to do, you can go to the Anren Medical Center in the city to spread the word!"

Saying that, Yan Wenyi rolled his eyes again, fell straight to the ground, was carried by Linfeng on his shoulders and trotted out.

Qin Yi saw that he was so angry that he would die if he touched him, and he didn't dare to get close, fearing that he would be infected by the tuberculosis coughed up by him, so he waved his hands and released the two of them out of the house.It wasn't until the people sent to follow up came back to report and saw them entering the hospital with their own eyes that they slightly dispelled their doubts.

Yan Wenyi was carried into the Anren Medical Center half dead.

It wasn't until noon the next day that the old doctor of the medical center walked into the room where he was placed with a few wine gourds, and kicked the edge of his bed with his foot: "Get up! People have already been sent away!"

A few wine gourds hit him, Yan Wenyi opened his eyes and sat up, uncorked the wine gourd, raised his head and took a sip, his mouth was bloody instantly, as if he had been stabbed and vomited out.He licked his teeth, smacked his lips as if savoring it, and gestured: "Today's is good, yesterday's is too sour."

"Sweet and sour are both fake!" said the old gentleman, "If I deceive others as you please, I will accumulate goodness in this life for nothing!"

Yan Wenyi smiled, gathered up his clothes and got out of bed, ordering Linfeng to quietly prepare a carriage to go back home.

Before leaving, the old gentleman asked: "Have you made up your mind? That's not a joke, why waste so much trouble for a mermaid?"

Lin Feng turned around and complained, "Eighteen cows can't get back what our young master wants to do. Don't persuade me, sir. I've been persuading me for ten years. What's the use? You see, our Haidao team All the treasures you find can be given to Wuguo for nothing! Forget it, why don’t you tell us something delicious and fun!”

"Is there any food and drink in this city that you don't know? I still rely on you for this poor medical clinic!" The old man blew his beard and waved his hands to urge him, "Oh, come on, let's go, hurry up! "

Yan Wenyi slightly nodded at his husband, turned his head and got into the carriage.

After a while, the salvage fleet sent by Qin Yi did find a lot of treasures in those two places, most of which had accumulated a thick layer of sea sand, not like artificially constructed fake places.It was only after Qin Yi personally saw the fish that he fished out that he believed in Yan Wenyi's shark language.

Linfeng told Yan Wenyi what he had seen and heard, but he didn't respond, he was just holding a bottle of stone medicine pestle and tinkering with the pitch-black thing.

He felt bored, and as soon as he left Yan Wenyi's room, he bumped into the corpse of Fei Carp by the pool in the backyard.

"...Why? Dried fish? Shall I sprinkle some salt flour on you?"

Fei carp raised its head, the webs between its fingers were about to dry out, and a pile of pearls had accumulated beside its cheeks, Lin Feng unceremoniously picked them all up, only to hear the red-tailed merman say with red eyes: "The red-tailed man is not Is it good-looking? Is it really not as good-looking as Blue Tail?"

Linfeng squatted beside him, reached out and touched his beautiful tail fin, sighed and said: "Fei carp, you are still young, this is not the reason why the red tail and blue tail are so beautiful, don't you like the son to wear white? Then if I also Wearing white, do you like me or not?"

"..."

"Okay, don't bask in the sun here." Seeing that he was not moving, Linfeng bent over and hugged him with his red tail, and slowly put him back into the water, "I'll go to the market later, you won't follow me ? Go buy dried fish."

"Don't follow!" Fei Li was angry, turned her head and got into the bottom of the pool.

Linfeng stood up, shook his head and walked away: "Don't follow me down."

After a while, the red-tailed shark came up, blinked his eyes and looked at it, and shouted: "Hey...wait for me..."

Linfeng smiled slightly.

A few days after the first batch of seafood was salvaged.

A greeting card was sent to Anren Medical Center.

Linfeng took the post back, and when Yan Wenyi took it apart to check it, he took a look, and spat: "Hey! The attitude was so bad last time, but this time I marked it as a treasure, so I knew I would use the invitation post? I think they are from Wuguo They are all ignorant barbarians!"

After Yan Wenyi finished reading, he put his hand on the table and gestured: "Has the hairy son entered the city yet?"

Linfeng replied: "It's early, I'm afraid I'm eating seafood and spirits in a restaurant right now! Yesterday I was drunk and said that I was going to sleep in Hualou, it's really outrageous!"

Yan Wenyi nodded, "Tell her not to drink too much, she has to do business. How is the pool at the back of my yard?"

"Oh, it's almost there. The water can be filled tonight, but my lord, isn't there a pond for the scarlet carp in our yard? We haven't lived here for a long time, so it's a lot of effort!"

"That's different." Yan Wenyi said.

Linfeng shook his head and learned in his heart: Oh, that's different.