I'm Not Crazy [Quick Transmigration]

The two played and rested in Langya County for a few days. Jin Yuqing greedily bought a lot of spiritual fruit snacks and put them in his storage bag. Then he went to the isolated island in the East China Sea to explore a few small secret places, and was forced by Yuan Qingjun along the way. After learning a set of heart-clearing formulas to help him quickly absorb spiritual energy, he hunted monsters and snatched treasures all the way, earning a lot of money and even improved his cultivation base a lot, before returning to Moling contentedly.

Day and night are not distinguished in their hunting secrets, and the comprehension of time is not so obvious to the cultivators. When they returned to Moling City with their swords, they found that the year and the moon are turning. At this time, the incident of the blood demon formation has passed Small 100 years.

Although it is a bitterly cold winter day right now, the city is covered with heavy snow, and pedestrians hurried past and trampled the snow blanket covered with spots, but this does not prevent it from still being very lively and full of joyful popularity.It's just that 100 years have passed, things have changed, and even the shop where Jin Yuqing bought the Linghe Sweet Cake was replaced by a restaurant, and the boss who called himself "Zhang Sanzhi" had already gone to hell.

There were only two people walking aimlessly on the street, their appearance was no different from that of a hundred years ago, even more immortal and ethereal.

The snow layer under his feet creaked and creaked, Jin Yuqing excused himself to be thirsty, pulled Yuan Qingjun to sit in a teahouse, and ordered Xiaoer to block the screen.He wanted to drink, but he was afraid that a pot of dirty wine would ruin Xiao Yi's practice, so he only ordered two pots of clear tea.

Xiao Yi frowned slightly as he looked at the pot of tea in front of him that was boiled slightly yellow and couldn't tell what kind of leaves it was.Looking up, he saw that Jin Yuqing was holding a rough porcelain teacup in both hands, his fingertips were slightly red from the cold, the heat from the rim of the cup steamed his face and melted the falling snow on his eyelashes, and his thin lips pressed against the rim of the cup—— It made him feel that even overcooked crude tea is not so unacceptable.

This noisy snake demon has been quiet for the past two years, not chattering, and seldom making jokes that have no limit. On the contrary, Xiao Yi is not used to it, and feels that he is suffering from something unpleasant.

Jin Yuqing took a sip of tea, spewed hot air, turned his head and saw through the crack of the window the Chiyang disciples sneaking down the mountain in groups of two or three, with a crimson bead in the center of the Chiyang crown on his head, like a small burning sun.

The rules of Chiyang Sword Sect are strict. These young masters who are used to being chic in various families have just entered the sect, where they can stand the restraint of those old pedantic people. Whenever there is no lecture or sword practice, they always sneak down to the wild. put it.

Xiao Yi also knew about this, and always turned a blind eye to it, unless these hairy kids really didn't have eyes and bumped into him face to face, they would reprimand him a little to maintain the sect's rules.

The Chiyang Sect disciples sat around behind their screen and ordered several plates of homemade snacks and tea.I don't know who took the lead to mention "Yuan Qingjun", they chattered miscellaneously, from Yuan Qingjun's swordsmanship to Yuanqing Jun's handsomeness, and finally dragged away.

One whispered: "Hey, do you know the incident of 'Impermanence Kills' 100 years ago?"

Others echoed: "I know I know! Who doesn't know such a sensational thing!"

Jin Yuqing heard the words "Impermanence demands life", and slowly put down the teacup.

A thicker voice said in a low voice: "It's been so many years since this happened, Mr. Wuchang has subdued the law, didn't the Patriarch of the Bai family also destroy his foundation and make amends in all the law platforms? Why did the master never allow me to mention this matter? , Is there something else that we don't know?"

"Me too! My master doesn't allow me to mention it!"

"Hey! What's the inside story, don't you know? After the battle of impermanence, our Yuan Qingjun ran away with Tu Xianzun, and we haven't come back yet!"

Everyone was surprised: "Ah? Didn't the master say that Yuan Qingjun is practicing in seclusion?"

"Is there any skill that has been practiced for 100 years without showing up once?" The man just now sipped his tea, and said in a seasoned manner like a storyteller: "The head didn't say that Yuan Qingjun was in Qingxiu, so why did he want to tell you that he Did your proud disciple elope with a devil to double cultivation? I really don’t know what you have learned in Qixia Mountain for five or six years.”

The bystanders were not annoyed but smiled and said: "Yes, after all, you want to prove that the Dao of Eight Diagrams is ascending!"

Hearing this, Jin Yuqing glanced sideways at Mr. Yuan Qing, kicked him on the knee with his foot under the table, and pointed at himself with his mouth: "About you! Elope with me!"

Xiao Yi grabbed his ankle and rubbed it vigorously twice in retaliation.Jin Yuqing felt that his ankles were slightly hot when he rubbed them, and half of his legs were numb from the heat. The two of them have practiced for many years, except for the time in the unknown secret place. Later, they didn't even have a thigh. After taking a bite, his eyes turned green long ago, just being rubbed by his legs so charmingly, almost ignited his deep snake lust, and wanted to pounce on him and fuck him.

There were faint scales on the bare neck, Jin Yuqing came back to his senses and hurriedly moved his legs and feet, sat upright and recited the Qingxin formula before he could barely suppress it.

Heart said: If you don't do it, don't tease me!

Someone outside the screen said again: "Hey, let's not talk about that, I heard Feihua taught those fairies...that this Tu Xianzun looks better than our Yuan Qingjun, is it true? Have you seen it?"

"Better looking than our Lord Yuan Qing? A devil must be very sinister, how can he compare with our Lord Yuan Qing!"

"No..." A weak male voice interrupted, "Yuan Qingjun doesn't like to talk, but Tu Xianzun is very friendly. They look alike, but Tu Xianzun looks good when he smiles, better than Yuan Qingjun ..."

The man didn't believe it before: "It's as if you've seen it before."

"I——I haven't seen it, but someone has painted it with me!" The young man retorted, his voice raised because of anxiety, "She is a sparrow demon who has cultivated into a human being, and the painting looks like it! If you don't believe me, you can go to the painting boat to see her of!"

Jin Yuqing raised his ears, and inadvertently clenched the teacup tightly in his hand, but he didn't move, and cast a look at Xiao Yi first.Yuan Qingjun knew what he was concerned about, so he nodded slightly without any scruples.

Jin Yuqing smiled, got up and turned out of the screen, squeezed into the group of teenagers, and asked, "Little guys, where is that painting boat you're talking about...?"

The young man said: "There is a painting boat on the other side of the bamboo sea in Shitang."

"Thank you!"

After asking the direction, the two of them went straight to the painting boat with their swords, and they saw a small painting boat by the edge of a green lake, buried in the green bamboo and black water, with lacquered red wood and curling gauze curtains , a pair of lanterns with long tassels swayed slightly.

Before he got close, the sound of Lingling's piano came out from the boat, and a tall figure could be seen in the gauze mist, with cloud hair in a bun, plucking strings with ten fingers - a gentle and pleasant woman.

Xiao Yi: "If you want to go, just go and have a look."

Jin Yuqing took a few glances from afar, then turned around suddenly and left, saying: "The demon pill has been shattered, and the soul has been scattered into a handful of fly ash, how could it be him."

Yuan Qingjun walked two steps quickly, walked side by side in the bamboo sea for a while, broke a green bamboo and cut it into a piccolo for him to play with, and saw that he was playing with it happily, and then asked: "Follow me back to the Chiyang Sword Sect tomorrow, and see the master Respect, right? We are dual cultivators of the same nationality, and we should let Master know."

The crooked flute sound stopped suddenly, and Jin Yuqing wondered: "Xiao Zixing? No, no, no, if I go to your Qixia Mountain, I will definitely be chopped into minced meat by your master and made into soup for the back kitchen!"

Xiao Yi said: "If he really wants to chop you up, we will elope."

Jin Yuqing was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud: "Mr. Yuan Qing, when will you say such things?"

He thought about it, and it really wasn't unreasonable to run away wrapped up in such a dignified Mr. Yuanqing, and sooner or later he would have to meet his parents.With an idea in my heart, I lifted my chin and said, "That's fine! If you can hold on three times tonight, I'll go back with you! I'll admit to being chopped into minced meat!"

Yuan Qingjun's eyes flashed brightly: "You said it."

In the air under his feet, Xiao Yi had already sacrificed Wuyu, grabbed his waist and jumped into the air.Jin Yuqing was a little embarrassed when he was taken to the sky, how did the Great Immortal Xiao agree so happily, it's strange, could it be that he secretly learned some dirty tricks behind his back when he was cultivating in the secret realm!

It's night, in an inn.

The walls and walls have long been covered with spells of concealing sound, so that no matter what movement is made in the entire room, even if the table is demolished and the building is blown up, the outside will not hear a single bit.

Jin Yuqing had a thin coat hanging on his elbows, his face was flushed, and his legs were trembling slightly with dampness.He suddenly pushed away the person on him, staggered to get out of bed and run away, but Xiao Yi caught up with him in three or two steps, grabbed him back into his arms, touched his rustling waist with his palm, grabbed it back and pressed it against the wall and continued to slam it move.

The snake demon breathed heavily, its hair was messy and tangled, and its abdomen was flushed red.

He bit his wrist, and was dragged out by Xiao Yi again and pressed against the wall, kissing and saying: "It's okay, call, they can't hear you."

Jin Yuqing gasped and said, "Xiao Yi, what kind of yang-enhancing pill did you take...I can't take it anymore..."

"Aren't you quite promiscuous, huh? You are only allowed to be promiscuous, and I am not allowed to practice some Suoyang Kungfu?" Yuan Qingjun gnawed on the soft jade in front of him, grinding his teeth, "This is the second time, agree Three times."

After Mr. Yuan Qing played with many tricks, performed all the eighteen erotic poses, and then threw him back on the bed, begging for help, screaming and crawling all over the bed... Jin Yuqing burst into tears, and wanted to tell herself If you pass it, make it into a paste and eat it back.

……

the next day.

Yuan Qingjun was ashamed and full of vigor, and even his sleeves were more energetic than usual.And a certain snake demon has a sore waist and weak legs, feeling that his snake bones are about to be crushed into eighteen segments. He lay tired and crooked on the bed for a long time before he gained strength. Xiao Yi, who will feed him water in the future, kicked him. down.

Xiao Yi stood up indifferently, thought for a long time, and comforted him: "Are you satisfied?"

"..." What kind of consolation is this!

Jin Yuqing put on her clothes sparsely, touched her whole body, and suddenly asked, "Where are my beads?"

"What beads?"

"It's just this big glass bead with a white orchid carved inside," he gestured, "Didn't you see it when you took off my clothes? I usually put it against my chest."

Xiao Yi tried his best to think back, and suddenly said "ah" in embarrassment.

Jin Yuqing was anxious: "What's the matter? Where did you go?"

Xiao Yi's eyes fluttered for a while, and finally he said very apologetically, "It seems that yesterday's game was too intense... I stuffed it..."

"You stuffed—" Jin Yuqing's eyes widened, "Where did you stuff it?"

Yuan Qingjun didn't answer directly, but just glanced at his lower body a few times.

Jin Yuqing: "..."

Thinking about it this way, it seems that there was indeed such a play yesterday, but at that time, my mind was already dizzy, so I don't remember it!But if there was such a round foreign body, he should have felt it long ago, but...it didn't!Nothing at all!

No way, although double cultivation can make him warm Yuanyang, can it also warm Zhuzi?

He was thinking about it in private, when suddenly Xiao Yi came over to lift his quilt, and said repeatedly: "I'm sorry, how about I get it out for you?"

"No, no, no!" Jin Yuqing refused with strength, "Good fairy, forget about it, let's go see the parents first—no, let's see your master!"

"...Okay, I won't do this next time." Xiao Yi said.

You still want to have a next time! !

The two packed up properly and went directly to Yuanqing Peak with their swords.Xiao Yi changed back to his blue and white shirt, tied his long hair with a scarlet sun crown, and wore the Wuyu sword upright, walked out in a glorious manner, holding the hand of the demon king, and went to meet the head of Chiyang in an upright manner .

Jin Yuqing was ready to flee for her life, her pockets were full of teleportation amulets, and if she disagreed, she would just burn the amulets and run away!

Unexpectedly, when Xiao Zixing saw them, he immediately shook his face, closed the door with spiritual power with a "hum", and refused to welcome them.

The tip of Jin Yuqing's nose was pressed against the crack of the door, the dust splashed all over her face, and she asked weakly, "Does your master hate me so much that I abducted his precious apprentice?"

Xiao Yi swept the ashes on their clothes, touched the snake demon's temples, and said softly: "No, Master agrees with us."

"Huh? How can this be considered consent?" This almost pinched my nose off!

Xiao Yi led him down the mountain: "If he disagreed, he would have come with a sword, and he would never have said another word 'hum' to you."

Jin Yuqing secretly sighed in his heart, it turns out that like his apprentice, he is also a proud master.

Two slender and handsome figures, one black and one blue, wandered from the Sect Leader's Golden Hall to the Neiji Hall, solemnly picked out a membership card carved from high-quality fairy wood, and engraved their names stroke by stroke. Going up, Xiao Yi's handwriting is excellent, delicate and elegant, and the two rows of names are juxtaposed together, which is indescribably beautiful.

The monks of the Neiji Hall kept looking at them, and passed a piece of red silk through the wooden sign and flew it back.

Jin Yuqing had the illusion that he was registering his marriage in a trance. This kind of thing that was difficult to be recognized in his original world was actually recognized here. He couldn't help but thanked the "registrar" several times excitedly. Wishful thinking, happy family" all the blessings poured out, which made people restless and frightened.

Then he hugged Xiao Yi's face and took a big suck, and said with a smile, "That's great, Mr. Yuanqing!"

The monk doing the registration silently covered his eyes.

After joining the citizenship, the two stayed in Moling for a while, and continued to travel around, and finally settled down in a fishing village on the coast of the East China Sea. Because the two felt that their cultivation bases were getting full, it might not be long before they would cross the tribulation again. If you choose an uninhabited island directly from the sea, it will not affect the people on land.

They don't need to eat or drink, and they don't have any diseases, but Jin Yuqing is not a person who can hold back. In addition to practicing, he goes around fighting against injustices and helping others.

This day, he was too idle to panic again, and when he came back, he put the few eggs that the fishermen gave him in his pocket on the bed, and then he forgot about it.

Xiao Yi picked a few plants of fairy grass from the spiritual island in the sea, and planned to wash the spiritual bones of the two of them when he came back. As soon as he entered the door, he saw him standing aside melancholy, looking at the crushed white flowers on the bed. Egg.

Can't help asking: "What's wrong?"

Jin Yuqing pointed to the egg that she accidentally crushed: "Your..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Yi's eyes suddenly widened, and for some reason, he threw himself to the bed, wrapping his sleeves in grief to restrain them.

"……What are you doing?"

"Bury them."

"Why did you bury them? I was just thinking about how to clean up and eat it! Put it down!"

Xiao Yi said in shock: "You want to eat your son?"

"What son?" Just after Jin Yuqing finished speaking, she suddenly understood, and her face flushed, "Xiao Dacha, you are enough! How can I lay eggs for you on a male snake! You also said that I am a prodigal, I think you are the best!" That bastard! Why don’t you just follow me and learn something? What kind of dirt do you learn? Let me tell you——huh?!”

The mouth was covered with softness.

Yuan Qingjun slammed the two halves of the wooden door with his sleeves, and told him with practical actions: Come lay eggs!