[Pride and Prejudice] I don't understand at all

"Are you okay?" Looking at Mr. Darcy who was stupid and silent, Dabai asked uncertainly.

Wouldn't this be being thrown stupid? !

"I'm fine." It's not good at all, my legs are going to hurt like hell!

Mr. Darcy said with a blank face, it seems that the person who screamed miserably just now is not him.

"What?" Did I hear wrong?Mr. Darcy said very well? !Dabai blinked and looked at Mr. Darcy intently.

Where is it that his face is so blue! ! !

This should be the legend... I will suffer for my face!

Dabai suddenly realized.

"I'm fine, can I ask Miss Elizabeth to call the housekeeper for me?" If you ignore Mr. Darcy's appearance at this moment and just listen to his voice...Mr. Darcy is still a handsome gentleman, but the problem is...

His face was blue, his body was covered with mud, and his feet didn't seem to be working well...

At this time, Mr. Darcy, stop pretending to beep!

There is no image at all, okay?

Dabai looked at the funny Mr. Darcy with a black face.

But... as a helpful (false) Tian, ​​how could she just walk away like this.

So... Dabai bent down.

"What are you doing?" Mr. Darcy looked nervously at Elizabeth who was bending over. This posture...is it intended to offer a kiss? !

This is so immodest!

Do I refuse? !Or accept it? !

Do you want to be responsible?

Dabai rolled his eyes at the sky, don't act like I'm going to rape you, Mr. Darcy, you are a tough guy!

Dabai put one arm around Mr. Darcy's waist, and the other hand dragged Mr. Darcy's butt, 100% princess hug.

He hugged Mr. Darcy, a 1-meter strong man, in his arms comfortably.

It's not a kiss... Mr. Darcy was a little lost for a moment, and he didn't think about what he looks like now, who would give a kiss on this occasion!

Although I was not kissed, but...

Elizabeth's hand... was placed under her butt... This realization made Mr. Darcy's face turn from green to red.

The big lobster...appeared.

Dabai glanced at Mr. Darcy in his arms, and felt...Mr. Darcy was really hurt badly!

His face was so blue just now, but now it's so red...

"Put me down..." His heart was beating so fast, Mr. Darcy felt as if his heart was about to jump out, struggling to get out of Elizabeth's arms.

'Papa——' Dabai patted Mr. Darcy's buttocks unhappily.

"Be obedient." A patient should behave like a patient!

Then I realized... my strength seems to be a bit strong!

Help... Shouldn't Mr. Darcy's ass be swollen? ! !

Think about it, it's very possible!

Dabai suddenly felt very embarrassed, forgetting that he was super strong, but after taking pictures, what should he do!

Butt hurts...Elizabeth is really merciless, but...she is so cute...

The ass is burning and hurting. Elizabeth must not want to leave my arms, Mr. Darcy thought with a blushing face.

"Does it hurt?" Dabai suddenly asked.

"A little bit." Although Mr. Darcy felt that such an answer was not a tough guy at all, and did not suit his identity at all, but... he thought this was a good time to get close to Elizabeth, and... his feet really hurt a little.

"Let me rub it for you." So Dabai rubbed his hands, rubbing Mr. Darcy's firm and elastic butt.

"Well..." Mr. Darcy suddenly made a... XX sound.

……Oops……

Mr. Darcy with such an ecstatic voice, what are you thinking! ! !

Because Mr. Darcy's voice was too XXOO, so... Comrade Dabai threw Mr. Darcy to the ground in one fell swoop.

Let's go.

The child fell.

No, Mr. Darcy dropped it.

Mr. Darcy suddenly came back to his senses from the sweetness, his whole body was filled with air-conditioning, and he looked at Comrade Dabai deeply.

"I'm sorry." Comrade Dabai quickly apologized after being stared at by such fierce eyes.

Hearing the girl Elizabeth's apology, Mr. Darcy's complexion turned bright, and he secretly blamed himself for being so...unreserved and making such an embarrassing voice just now.

"Hold me up." Mr. Darcy, who wanted to stand up and try hard on his own, found that his legs hurt and his butt hurt, so he resolutely gave up, and raised his chin and instructed Dabai.

"..."==Who is it!Silently, Dabai picked up Mr. Darcy again, but this time she didn't touch Mr. Darcy's ass.

This kind of man who makes such a beeping sound when his butt is touched, it's better not to touch it casually.

What if [him] is pregnant by the thing!Who is responsible!

Finally saw the house.

At this time, Dabai's body was covered with mud, and his face became red after walking with Mr. Darcy in his arms for a long time.

Arriving at the manor, under the guidance of Mr. Darcy, Dabai quickly found Mr. Darcy's room while avoiding the servants.

In Mr. Darcy's mind, this tragic situation naturally does not want to be seen by others.

Comrade Dabai put Mr. Darcy on the bed very gentlemanly.

Mr. Darcy's expression was a little unnatural, but... he still said in a very calm voice: "Dear Miss Elizabeth, what happened before... can it be kept secret?"

"...Of course." He made such an embarrassing sound after being touched, Mr. Darcy... What a...cough person.

"Thank you."

So Dabai looked at Mr. Darcy, and Mr. Darcy looked at Dabai.

If it was normal, Mr. Darcy would naturally be willing to look at it like this, but now...

"Elizabeth, can you go out first?"

"Oh, yes." Only then did Dabai react, and left Mr. Darcy's room.

Then... Dabai was discovered by the servant, and brought to the housekeeper, who brought him to the living room.

As soon as Dabai entered the living room, everyone in the audience was amazed.

==What to look at!

How could there be such... ladies? Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley thought at the same time, looking at Dabai who was covered in mud all over his body.

"Miss Elizabeth, you... what's wrong?" Miss Bingley looked Dabai up and down.

"The mud has occupied me, no problem." Dabai laughed, but... she didn't pay attention to her sentence, which seemed to be a problem.

"Oh, did you come here?" Miss Bingley stared at Dabai with wide eyes in disbelief, as if she was looking at an alien!

"It's no problem walking from three miles away, that's right." So it was a bad sentence, but Dabai didn't know.

And...Miss Bingley...'s mouth has taken a =0= shape.

It was unbelievable that she had come three miles away, and all by herself, so early in the morning and in such mud.

Is this still a woman! ! !

In response to the amazement of Miss Bingley and Mrs. Hurst, Dabai showed his white teeth at them.

hehehehehe

Don't worship sister, she is just a legend!

The author has something to say: Xiaobai, I laughed and peed while writing, puff hahaha!

I'm so sorry, Mr. Darcy, you're broken!

Also thank you Ai Ruirui mine.

Local tyrant, local tyrant, give me a hug on your thigh!