[Transformers] I have a Decepticon at home

"Hey! Sam Vitch! You didn't tell me such an important thing as getting married!" I went straight to Sam's house, and I kicked open the door and asked him aggressively.

Sam came up from the basement very helplessly: "How many times have we said it, and how long have we known each other! Why can't you remember my name! It's Witvic! Not Victi!"

"That's not important!" I waved my hands and shook my head and said, "I regard you as a good brother! We have also lived and died together! But you didn't tell me directly that you were getting married! I still I heard it from Bumblebee! Hey! You are too mean! Are you afraid that I will steal the marriage! Ah?!!!"

"Hey hey hey! Calm down! Why are you still the same as before, no! You look more like your uncle!" Sam pushed me down on the sofa and brought me a cup of coffee respectfully, "Telling the bumblebee is the same as telling You! How could I be afraid that you would steal the marriage, don’t you already have Bumblebee?!! If you don’t want him, give him back to me!”

"Who said I don't want it anymore! Is it easy for me to come to this point with him?!" I picked up the pen on the table and was about to punch Sam in the face, and Carly walked out immediately.

"Mona, you have to be careful with my groom! I don't want to marry a masked groom next month!" Carly walked over and gave me a big hug.

"Long time no see, Carly!" I also hugged her tightly and rubbed against her chest, "Wow! Carly, you have such a good figure!"

"Hey hey!" Sam saw the situation and pushed me away, "Stay away from my wife!"

I squinted and joked: "Hey! You're not married yet, so you're so strict! It's okay after you're married!!! Carly, it seems that after you get married, you will have to be locked at home by brother Sam!"

Carly smiled shyly: "Mona~~"

"Okay, okay, enough!" Sam was not only shy but also angry, and pushed me back hard. I was pushed back by him without paying attention. Fortunately, the bumblebee who just came out of the basement helped me me.

"Mona, are you okay?"

Thanks to the strength of the bumblebee, I didn't fall, and after standing still, I said, "It's okay, fortunately, I have you!"

Bumblebee gave a "hmm" and turned to Sam and said, "Sam, don't bully Mona anymore! Otherwise, I won't be polite!"

When Sam heard it, his face turned sideways and his mouth crooked: "What? Bumblebee, you are talking to me like this, she must have brainwashed you! It must be! Hey! Simmons, hurry up and send me to my innocent, kind, loving big brother! Return the wasp to me!"

Carly hooked Sam: "You two, why are you making trouble! What's wrong with you!"

"Huh? I, I, I... oh~~" Sam was speechless by Carly.

Even after all these years, Sam and I still can't help but bicker when we meet, but we both know each other is an integral part of our lives, and that's probably how our friendship stays together.

"Why not, Mona! Come and be my bridesmaid!" Carly said with a sly look at Sam.

"Bridesmaid?" I called excitedly.

"Well! I really want you to be my bridesmaid, what does Sam think?" She looked at Sam.

Sam rubbed his nose and leaned comfortably against the table and said, "Just her? Shouldn't she be my best man?"

"Hey you—" I raised my fist angrily, and Sam just said "Sorry, I'm used to it" symbolically.

Okay, okay, I don't care about you for the sake of getting married.

"But, I will be the bridesmaid, who will be the best man? It can't be Leo, right?" I asked them curiously.

Sam gave me a blank look: "Leo, I haven't seen him since I graduated from college. He seems to have gone to Mexico."

I nodded knowingly.

"However, just be your bridesmaid, and don't worry about who the best man is!"

"Okay then." Since that's the case, I'm going to take good care of myself these days, get rid of my face, lose some weight, and make my breasts bigger by the way!

I don't feel feminine anymore when I'm with a group of old men all the time!

If this continues, I really shouldn't be able to get married!

"Hey! Are you thinking about your life's event?" Sam ran up to me and said cheaply after being tapped on the shoulder.

"..."

"It seems to be... But you don't have to worry, you will be able to achieve a positive result soon!"

I frowned: "What do you mean?"

"Oh? Nothing, nothing!" Sam covered his mouth and continued to laugh cheaply.

eccentric!You must be hiding something from me!

I squinted at him and Carly, both of whom looked naturally at Bumblebee.Huh?This matter has something to do with him!

I puffed up my mouth and looked at the bumblebee. After he met my eyes, he moved away quickly.

Um?There are tricks!

I stared straight at Bumblebee, and turned around him: "Bumblebee, do you have something to hide from me?"

He evasively did not dare to look at me again.

I still turned around unwillingly, and finally climbed onto his body, held his head, and forced him to look at me: "Bumblebee..." I secretly bit my tongue, the pain was terribly painful, There were also some tears in her eyes, "...Do you not like me anymore..."

Yes, I am pretending to be pitiful.But I was still a little scared inside.

"No, no." But this set worked for him, and Bumblebee was a little at a loss: "I like Mona very much, and this will not change!"

"Really?" I blinked my eyes and acted cutely.

"Really!" Bumblebee nodded firmly.

"Then tell me what are you hiding from me?" Hahaha, I'm about to be hooked!

"It's actually..." As expected, he was about to say it soon!but……

"Bumblebee!" Sam shouted, preventing the bumblebee from leaking.

"Huh?" I looked at the bumblebee angrily.

He hesitated for a long time, looked at me and then at Sam, and lowered his head in confusion.

"Okay, okay, don't embarrass Bumblebee anymore, you will know when the time comes, and it is definitely good news!" Sam couldn't stand it anymore, and saved his good friend.

"Alright then! If it wasn't for the good news, I'd be about to snatch the marriage!"

"..." - Sam

"..." - Carly

"……"--Bumblebee

After saying goodbye to Sam Carli and going home, before reaching the door of the house, I saw a large cloud of smoke in the sky from a distance.

"Wow! It can't be on fire! Bumblebee! Come in!"

The bumblebee listened to the order to speed up and jumped in from the outer wall, and stopped firmly in the inner courtyard.

as soon as i opened the door-

Stupid!

The person in front of him was also dumbfounded!

what's going on……

Uncle Ricky was about to eat barbecue with his mouth wide open, the team leader was roasting fresh meat, the teacher was hugging her daughter to make her happy, while Bobby and Granger were cutting vegetables.

At this time, everyone was also surprised that we appeared suddenly.

Time seemed to stand still, until Daqi appeared——

"Okay, ok! Here comes the fresh beef—"

"This...you...I...uh...it must be the wrong way for me to enter the door..." Turning to pat Bumblebee, "Bumblebee, we seem to be in the wrong place, sorry to bother you..."

"Mona! It's impossible for us to go wrong. Your uncle's family is the only one nearby!" Bumblebee clarified the facts mercilessly.

"Oh! Really! Then maybe they are Decepticons in disguise! It must be! Bumblebee, kill them!" I waved my hand chicly, and in an instant I felt like I was cosplaying Zhuge Liang, and I waved my hand.

"Destroy your head!" His uncle slapped his head hard, "The wings are hard! How dare you destroy your uncle and master now!"

"No, no, no!" I quickly covered my head and begged for mercy, "I'm just too surprised by your behavior! When you went out in the morning, you were still at war!"

Seeing that I was being bullied by Uncle Reki, Bumblebee took a step forward and showed his weapon, ready to fight him. This battle startled my uncle, and kept yelling "Da Qi".

It's a pity that Dach couldn't mess with Bumblebee, so he could only keep backing away: "Sorry boss, I really can't do anything, you'd better hurry up and eat barbecue."

Uncle Reggie returned to his seat unhappily, without even looking at it, he picked up a large piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Ah, ah! That's what my daughter just vomited out!" The captain master hurriedly stopped him, but he didn't have time, watching his uncle put the meat covered with his daughter's saliva into his mouth.

"Ah bah bah bah! Why didn't you say it earlier!" He kept spitting out, coughing and scratching his throat.

"Who told you to move so fast!"

Speaking of this...

"What's the situation with you guys! You are eating barbecue together in such harmony! If I hadn't been surprised by this scene, I wouldn't have thought I was in the wrong place!" I folded my hands on my chest and said leisurely, leaning on Bumblebee .

As soon as Bobby hugged me like a good buddy, he was kicked aside by the hornet: "Don't touch Mona! Don't get so close to her!"

"Oh oh oh~~ Bumblebee is jealous! This is really uncommon! I have to take a picture!" Bobby didn't care that he was kicked to the ground, focusing on the little pink between us.

"What a grown-up person, you don't have a straight face at all! No wonder you don't have a girlfriend now!" As he said this, he wasn't even the slightest bit happy!Bumblebee is jealous of me!This proves that he likes me!

Bobby stood up and dusted himself off and teased me: "Yo yo yo! You've got a good deal now, don't you? It's not like that one bumblebee on the left and the other bumblebee all the time! Ouch, bumble bee Why haven't you come yet? Eh? What on earth is Bumblebee thinking? Sigh! Does Bumblebee hate me..."

This damn Bobby purposely pissed me off, and deliberately imitated my tone and posture, making everyone laugh.

The captain master still chimed in: "That's right! That's what she was like back then!"

"Oh! I'm fighting with you!" Being laughed at by everyone, and the person involved is still present, my face is about to explode with embarrassment!He picked up the fork on the barbecue grill and rushed towards Bobby and the captain master.

"Oh, oh! Bumblebee, don't take care of her! If you can't cure her now, you will be under her pressure all day long in the future!" Bobby stalked Bumblebee while running away.

"Yes, yes! I have experienced it myself!" Just as the captain master finished speaking, his wife caught his ears.

"Huh? What do you mean!"

"Alas, relax! Wife, I love you the most..."

very good!One has been killed!

"Bobby don't run away! See if I don't skewer you into a charcoal bobby-yah--"

Bobby ran behind the hornet and begged for his protection: "Help!"

But I didn't expect Bumblebee to grab him by the collar and bring it to me: "Mona, I found a big piece of fat!"

I nodded in satisfaction and blew him a kiss: "Nice job, Bumblebee! Bobby, die—"

"what------"

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