The top stream from the end of the world [entertainment]

After filming this segment, Ye Wen said to Cen Shao, "Teacher, you are cold, if you attack the protagonist, you probably need a box lunch."

"It won't be cold for a while," Cen Shao said, "It's just harsh words, how can I really break a leg."

Ye Wen and Cen Shao knew very well about their supporting roles: if they can't beat the protagonist, they will still be beaten by the protagonist.

"However, the makeup you put on is quite real." Cen Shao poked Ye Wen's face, where the 'red mark' was stamped.

Ye Wen suddenly screamed, "It hurts so much."

Cen Shao looked at Ye Wen indifferently, there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh.

Ye. Xijing. Wen said aggrievedly, "The teacher is no longer that teacher. I don't even want to avenge me when I get beaten up."

Cen Shao: Almost done.

Ye Wen felt that what Xiao Tuo Rou taught him was not right at all, pretending to be wronged had no effect on Cen Shao,

Xiaosuorou: dancing, maybe this is Ye Ye loves me.

Yejia

Mother Ye looked at the female fish laying eggs in the fish tank and couldn't help sighing, "The fish are all laying eggs, and Ah Wen doesn't even have a girlfriend."

Big. Happy to be a father. Receive Panxia. Yu: Mom, you sent me a pregnant wife, this is not my seed!

Mother Ye felt that she had to ask Fu Ziming about finding a girlfriend, and Fu Ziming knew better about it.

Fu Ziming: Give Marven Ye a date?If you say this, I won't be sleepy anymore!

Mother Ye: Be wary of .jpg, but you can't.

Fu Ziming:? ? ?

Mother Ye thought well, but she didn't expect Fu Ziming to reject her.

Mother Ye: Damn it, he really wanted to hit Ah Wen too!

"Auntie, this is against the rules. Ye Wen is an idol, and the person he is talking to will hurt him too much when he is on the rise. Besides, I am still his boss." Fu Ziming said.

Mother Ye became angry when she heard this, "What's wrong with you being his boss, is there some shady office romance?"

Fu Ziming said solemnly, "Auntie, who do you take me for? I'm so straight!"

The beautiful secretary reminded me friendly, "Boss, the cute little boy you bought has arrived, how about I reject it?"

Fu Ziming became anxious immediately, "No, that's my lifeline!"

Mother Ye holding a mobile phone: ...

Fu Ziming, who realized that his image had collapsed to the point where it could not be worsened, broke the boat, "Okay, let's talk frankly and honestly. I don't really want to damage Ye Wen's commercial value (I don't want to let go of Ye Wen, a cash cow)."

"At the very least, we should arrange a few girls for Ye Wen. He is surrounded by a bunch of men, how can he get rid of his single status?" Mother Ye asked, "I watched his crew, and there is no girl I like."

Fu Ziming fell into deep thought and came up with the answer, "Auntie, do you want to have a friendship with Ye Wen? In this case, it's better to hold an artist sports meeting in summer. There are many beautiful girls in the venue."

Ye's mother was not very inclined towards Ye Wen looking for girls in the entertainment industry, but she changed her mind, no matter what, let Ye Wen get the hang of it first.

Mother Ye: I threw Ah Wen among the women, I don't believe he won't be tempted!

Ye Wen: Akimbo.jpg, I won't be tempted.

Set

"Ye Wen, are you okay?" More than one staff member was frightened by the palm print on Ye Wen's face, thinking that he had an argument with someone, and was slapped because the palm print was so clear, and the slapped face was red and swollen , the capillaries behave very realistically.

"It's okay, it's filming." Ye Wen waved his hands, and kept on stepping.

"That was Ye Wen just now, right?"

"Yes, yes, what happened to his face, he was beaten so badly!"

"I have to take a picture and post it online!"

Ye Wen, who took makeup remover to remove makeup, didn't know anything about it. When he finished removing, washed his face, and came out refreshed, the Internet was already blown up.

[Ye Wen's high-definition//none//code//be//photographed, 5r one, private if you want it! 】

Ye Wen: Why don't you contact me if you have this opportunity to make money?

When Ye Fan saw the photo, they judged that the photo was not from P based on years of experience in P pictures. Since it was not P, it was true. "Who beat Ye Wen?!"

Some book fans identified Ye Wen's clothes and said, "This is Yan Hongyu's clothes, Ye Wen, why are you wearing Yan Hongyu's clothes? There is a scene in the book where he was slapped in the face by Su Ze, but Ye Wen didn't expect it to be true. "

Ye Fen endured it for a long time, convincing herself that Ye Wen was making a contribution to art, and they couldn't hold back, but after holding it for less than half a second, they couldn't take it anymore, and the frying pan started to make a fuss, "This is hitting people with the plot ?!"

Passers-by gasped when they saw the slap. Anyway, Ye Wen is a dedicated actor from the spirit of being slapped for filming.

Actor Su Ze couldn't bear the pressure, and posted on Weibo, "It's not like filming movies now, this is Ye Wenhua's makeup."

"Huh!" Ye Fen's attention was in a strange place, "Does Ye Wen know how to put on makeup?"

Ye Wen teamed up with the actor Su Ze, and commented below, "Yes, this is the makeup effect. I didn't expect it to cause everyone to worry. I have finished removing the makeup now, look!" Curved photo.

Ye Fen: "I want to give Ye Wen some water. Does Ye Wen need someone who can apply skin care products?"

Ye Wen patted the lotion essence cream and rubbed his face.

Little Succulent: Watch out for .jpg, Yeye is taking pictures of herbal skin care products again behind my back!

Seeing that this was just a misunderstanding, Ye Fen reported the liar who was selling photos indiscriminately, and concentrated on waiting for the second episode of the rural variety show, "Ye Wen, let's go filming, we only want to watch variety shows, and counting, almost a week has passed Why isn't the program updated?"

The editor whom Ye Fen talked about has been editing videos in a big way. The hair on the office floor is all his, and his name is written on it.

Editor: Hair can be anywhere in the room, but not on my head.

Fu Ziming dreamed back to when he sold Ye Wen's Blind Box to scam money a few months ago, and said, "I have an idea, VIPs can watch one episode in advance, and non-members can watch one episode less than members."

"You don't need to recharge, but the chance to have a lucky draw will only appear in the programs that are broadcast in advance."

"Buy the navy, read the memes in the VIP but don't say the specific content, so that the audience thinks that everyone has bought memberships to follow variety shows, and they are the only ones who don't have memberships."

Fu Ziming thought of a hundred ways to force Krypton and took action for it, but when he posted on Weibo, he said, "The money for the VIP is used to perform hair transplant surgery for the editor!"

Audience & Ye Fan: Hahahahaha I bought it, I crowdfunded hair for editors, I will donate one hair first.

Fu Ziming: Sharpen the knife and rush to leeks.

Ye Fen recharged the VIP, and the second episode of the feature film was credited to the account immediately.

On the morning of the second day in Xiaozhuang Village, Ye Wen led Zhou Ge to the village, "Zhou Ge, let's go, I'll take you to buy vegetables."

Said he was going to buy vegetables, Ye Wen walked into the butcher shop, "Boss, how much is the pork now?"

Zhou Ge looked at the meat on the counter, then at the pharmacy next to him, and said, "Brother Ye, I think of a story."

Ye Wen paid the bill, carried the meat, and left with Zhou Ge, "What story?"

"It's the story of a butcher and a doctor. The two agreed to wake each other up in the morning, but the butcher wakes up a person who saves every day and goes to heaven after death. The doctor wakes up a person who kills every day and goes to hell after death." Zhou Ge Tell the story.

"What does this mean?" Ye Wen asked.

Seeing that Ye Wen's expression was not very good, Zhou Ge held back for a long time and wanted to answer more beautifully, but after thinking about it for a long time, he decided not to think too much, so he said that the answer was the safest and safest, and carefully looked at Ye Wen tentatively, "Maybe What you thought was good is not really good?"

"Fart." Ye Wen denied without hesitation.

Zhou Ge jumped up and covered Ye Wen's mouth, "Brother Ye can't swear, your voice will be silenced!"

Audience: I testify that what Ye Wen said was not a swear word, he was not silenced.

"This shows that you can't believe in God or Buddha. Butchers and doctors are doing their own jobs, but he's generalizing. He's an idiot who can deny the whole meaning of your life by grasping one point." Marven Ye said disdainfully, " If he knows how to surf the Internet, there is a high probability that he is a keyboard man typing on the keyboard to comment on the Internet, or a troll who saw him too lazy to quarrel with him and reported it directly."

Zhou Ge was stunned, and his voice changed in fright, "Brother Ye, stop talking, this one will be gone."

Audience: No, this one is still there!

"The guy is right!" A passer-by came into the mirror, "What about Christianity and Buddhism, you have to get Taoism. There is a Taoist temple in the village, and the amulet of the Taoist priest is very spiritual."

Zhou Ge shivered, feeling that religiously sensitive issues were involved.

"Yes, you can teach Taoism." Ye Wen finished talking to passers-by, then turned to look at Zhou Ge, and asked him, "Do you know what it's called?"

Zhou Ge felt that he didn't know anything, he was just stupid, "Brother Ye..."

"At the same level, as long as there is a religion that works hard, supports gender equality, maintains national unity, and behaves honestly, no matter how ignorant or scientific the other religions are, they will soon have to drink the northwest wind." Ye Wen said, "So External Buddhism entered China and became localized and became Chinese Buddhism. This is the so-called introversion, and it is also China's inherent national conditions."

"Yes yes yes." Zhou Ge turned into a ruthless nodding machine, "You are right, can we not bring up this topic? I solemnly declare that I did not participate in the discussion, did not understand the meaning of the discussion topic, and had no private contact with the discussants , always go with the party, hereby declare, draw a clear line!

"Okay, let's talk about some issues that conform to the core values ​​of socialism, help improve people's living standards, and help the development of human civilization." Ye Wen said, "You haven't written a new song yet."

Zhou Ge: I cried so loudly.

Ye Wen took Rou and Zhou Ge home, cooked and ate, and thought about ways to make money, "How to achieve the goal set by the program group."

"We rely on mountains to eat mountains and rely on water to eat water," Cen Shao said, "We must give full play to our characteristics."

Ye Wen: "The mountain collapses and the water breaks."

Cen Shao: I can't answer that.

When the discussion was fruitless, He Hong's mother brought He Hong to thank Ye Wen for saving his life.

Audience: Hey, what kind of plot is this?

In the flashback, the audience knew that Ye Wen saved a little girl when he went up the mountain yesterday, but he thought it was a trivial matter and didn't tell anyone else.

The audience felt that if this matter was true, Marven Ye was very kind, but the barrage started arguing about Rice.

"The gift is rice. Is there really nothing to sell?"

"Just now He Hong's mother said that the family has no money, only rice is left, which is the only thing their family can afford."

"You didn't save people, so you still have the nerve to pick and choose gifts online, isn't it enough for Ye Wen to like it?"

Ye Wen looked at the rice and thought of a way to make money, "We can make rice wine!"

"I found the source of Xiaozhuang's special song. I didn't expect it to start with Ye Wen saving a little girl." The audience said, "It relied on the live broadcast of Ye Wen and others to drive sales, and then donated the profits to The disaster area has gained popularity, and now it has become a well-known quasi-first-line wine in China, the number one among rice wines. Even if you donated money before, you have already earned it back. It can only be said that this world will not disappoint kind people. Not much Having said that, I will place an order online to buy rice wine now!"

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【Irregular copywriting】

Others draw cards: one star!one star!Thank you for your patronage!

Ye Xu draws a card: full of stars!full of stars!Again!

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【Authentic copywriting】

Ye Xu has been weak and sick since he was a child, even unable to walk in severe cases

It wasn't until his father developed a holographic online game that he was saved

From now on, Ye Xu can enjoy a healthy life in the game

On this day, he logged into the game account and opened the live broadcast

As a result, the live broadcast room was immediately flooded by bullet screens from fans of his father and girlfriend

"Baby Xuxu rushes to the duck!!! Mom supports you!!!"

"Baby, mother forbids you to fall in love Ming Ming"

"My husband, don't worry, I will take good care of our son."

Ye Xu: "..."

Ye Xu looked puzzled at these female netizens who wanted to be their stepmothers

Slowly typed out a "?"

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