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Although Zhou Ge is buying a house for the first time, he has done a lot of hard work. He has looked at the house for a long time on the Internet. The location is suitable, the apartment size is good, the decoration is well-decorated and there is a terrace area as a gift. The transportation is convenient, there are large supermarkets, hospitals, parks, That is, the price is slightly beautiful, too.But the platform stated that this is a real listing, and there is an intermediary for this cash guarantee to ensure that it is real, and you can show it at any time.

It's okay to pay a little more as long as it's good.Zhou Ge thought to himself.

Zhou Ge remembered what Ye Wen said to him before leaving, and left a message for Gu Su, and if something bad happened, he would send him a message.

Gu Su replied that there was no problem, and Zhou Ge followed the agent to see his dream love room.

The intermediary was just as Zhou Ge had imagined, wearing a black suit, looking capable, eloquent and eloquent.

Along the way, Zhou Ge nodded in agreement with what the other party said, but his left ear went in and his right ear went out, no matter how good the intermediary said, his mind was full of looking at his big house.

The agent praised Zhou Ge's vision for choosing this house, and after blowing a lot of rainbow farts, he felt that Zhou Ge had been fooled by him, and proceeded to the next step of the plan.

Zhou Ge: What do you call boasting?Straight man!Which of my fans' praise is not as good as your sincere feelings!

Intermediary: I think you are a little bit too much.

The intermediary changed his voice and talked about Luzhou City, a county-level city near Jingzhou City. It will rise, and Luzhou City, which is currently in a price depression, will definitely appreciate and is worth investing in.”

Zhou Ge still nodded his head in agreement, but Gu Su's voice and smile appeared in his mind, and he taught him earnestly: "The Chinese real estate market uses 5% mortgage interest rate to leverage the rent with an annual income of only 1.5%. This in itself is an unequal investment, but people firmly believe that house prices will not fall. At present, houses in China’s second and third tier cities are only residential, and only houses in first-tier cities have financial attributes. To buy a house, you must buy a house in Jingzhou. There is no need to buy from other places.”

Gu Su: It’s fine to teach, can you stop using idioms like Ye Wen, can the voice and smile be used on living people?

The intermediary didn't know that Zhou Ge didn't listen to a word. He even glanced at Zhou Ge, thinking that this kid is a fool with a lot of money, and he is really cheating. He probably can finish work and go home early today, "Since you agree, sir, how about we Let’s go to Luzhou City to see the new house.”

The ruthless nodding robot Zhou Ge noticed a mistake, stopped working, raised his head, and asked, "Aren't we buying a house in Jingzhou City?"

Seeing that Zhou Ge was aware of it, the agent didn't panic at all. Acting online, he began to deny San Lian, "I don't know, I don't know, my manager gave me the assignment, I don't know what's going on."

Zhou Ge was surprised when he saw it. Although he said that he was not very good at acting, he had worked in the entertainment circle after all, and he knew that the agency was pretending to be stupid.

Zhou Ge: I just quietly watched you act.

The agent put on a show, and seeing that Zhou Ge was still indifferent, he could only answer for himself and asked, "What kind of listing did you see before you came?"

Zhou Ge believes that the intermediary's situation just now is obviously to play against him, but his reaction exceeded the intermediary's assumptions, and he didn't accept his scene at all, which caused the intermediary's entire scene to collapse. In order to make up for this, he, I have to make fun of myself and retreat to advance.

Although Zhou Ge looked stupid in the entertainment circle, he was not stupid outside the entertainment circle. He was thinking about what the agency wanted to do, while fooling him casually.

Didn't the agency ask him to take out his mobile phone? He took it out and sent Gu Su a message that something was wrong.

Zhou Ge pretended to take out his mobile phone, and clicked on the listing he was going to check.

As soon as the agent saw the listing page, his acting skills exploded, "How can it be so cheap in this area of ​​Jingzhou City, this type of apartment, and so many facilities? Where can you find such a cheap house? The guy from the source page called."

Zhou Ge held the mobile phone without moving. He felt that this was a trap. If he made a call, he would fall into the other party's trap step by step.

What Zhou Ge wants to know most now is whether the person who showed him the house is an intermediary?

If it's an intermediary, the big deal is to cheat him to buy a house. If it's not an intermediary, then it's a big deal!

Zhou Ge planned to listen to the agent first and make a phone call, but when he was on the phone, he sent Gu Su a location share by the way.

Zhou Ge is very confident, Gu Su is much smarter than him, as long as he sees that he is not in the right place, he will know what happened.

Indeed, Gu Su saw that Zhou Ge's shared location was not in Jingzhou City at all, but was running somewhere outside Jingzhou City, and kept moving, thinking of the news that Zhou Ge said just now that it didn't feel right, He knew there was definitely a problem, but he was not in Jingzhou City right now, so he could only contact Ye Wen, hoping that Ye Wen could get Zhou Ge back as soon as possible.

Zhou Ge gave Gu Su an early warning, and he had the bottom line in his heart, so he didn't panic at all.

Zhou Ge made the phone call, silently watching the agent jump and scold the person, as if this matter had nothing to do with him, and it was the agent who was cheated.

The intermediary jumped up and down, standing up for Zhou Ge's interests, threatening that person, complaining and reporting again, and the whole person finally cried bitterly and said that he knew he was wrong.

Zhou Ge has always been indifferent: It's almost done, who are you kidding.

While performing a full set of dramas, Zhou Ge was finally abducted by an intermediary and arrived at his destination. A sales office in a place he didn't know was no match for Jingzhou City.

After receiving the news from Gu Su, Ye Wen set off immediately.

Xiao Tuorou, who was staying on the balcony, was too late to say a word, and watched Ye Wen run away, dying, "Ye Ye didn't take me when she went out to play!"

Mother Ye: And me!

Xiao Suo Suo: You can't speak plant language, I'm autistic.

When Ye Wen went out, he first looked at the location sent by Gu Su, and silently admired the scammers for sticking to their jobs after the Chinese New Year. "Zhou Ge was cheated far enough, and they all ran to Luzhou City."

After confirming Zhou Ge's location, Ye Wen drove over. If there is anything wrong, just ask the local plants if they have seen a stupid person.

Ye Wen got on the expressway and hurried over.

Zhou Ge got out of the car and was led by the agent to look around the sales offices and show rooms. He realized that he must have been tricked.

But Ye Wen is on his way here, so whether he can avoid being scammed depends on how long he can delay and buy time for Ye Wen to come over.

Zhou Ge felt powerless, but at this time, he had to give full play to his idiot qualities and procrastinate for time with his acting skills.

So he felt very happy that this place is really good, nodded again and again, "It's really good, and it's developing well."

The agent tried his best to sell the house to Zhou Ge. Zhou Ge touched it, asked around, and even took out the notebook he carried with him to take notes.

Zhou Ge deliberately wrote the characters squarely and squarely. He could only write more than 1 characters in one minute.

While the agent thought that Zhou Ge was stupid, he also felt that he was a waste of time. A stupid person like him didn't need to simmer the fire slowly. He cut the mess quickly and forced him to pay a deposit, or even buy the house with full payment.

The intermediary pulled Zhou Ge to the talking booth and told him about the price. The price is very cheap and the sales are very hot. If you don’t buy it, you will lose money, and you will never see such a good thing again.

The loudspeaker outside was playing that a certain house had been sold, and a deposit had been placed for a certain house, and the atmosphere was very tense.

But Zhou Ge, who had experienced the persecution of talent shows, was not impressed by this. He took out his ancestral calculator and played the role of a degenerate college student without any hassle. Arithmetic with one finger.

The intermediary was caught by Zhou Ge's stupidity, grabbed the calculator directly, and gave him the calculation, and at the same time explained to him that only this calculation is needed, and this calculation is the most favorable and cost-effective, which is already a jumping price.

But Zhou Ge rolled his eyes, saying that he didn't calculate the number himself, his brain is thin, and he couldn't understand it at all.

Agent: Fuck!

Zhou Ge may not be able to play anything else, but he is too good at being stupid. He only needs to play the old self, so real that the agency is so angry that he doesn't even see that he is pretending to be stupid.

The intermediary was completely suspicious of Zhou Ge's life. He was very puzzled. How could someone as smart and acting as him not be as rich as Zhou Ge? Zhou Ge was able to save a down payment for a house. Skip it!

Zhou Ge: Because your intentions are not right.

After driving for more than an hour, Ye Wen finally arrived in Luzhou City. He didn't know whether to rescue Zhou Ge or the agent who was driven crazy by Zhou Ge.

Zhou Ge: Of course you saved me, I was kidnapped!

Intermediary: Fart!

Ye Wen quickly unfolded his supernatural powers and established relationships with the plants in Luzhou City.

The plants in Luzhou City didn't know that there were wood-type supernatural beings, so they treated Ye Wen very well, and quickly pointed out to him where Zhou Ge was, and told him that they would come to Luzhou City to see them when they had time.

Little succulent: I'm angry, Yeye belongs to our succulent family!

Ye Wen drove again, with precise guidance, stopped and opened the car door, broke into the sales office, and rescued Zhou Ge.

The agent and client who were negotiating orders saw Ye Wen, and the client screamed, "Ye Wen, it's Ye Wen! Wow! It's so good!"

The agent didn't pay attention to Ye Wen and Ye Wen. He was full of thoughts about selling the house, and then fired on the client, "Ye Wen has come to us to view houses and buy houses. The quality of our houses is trustworthy."

However, the successful rhetoric failed before, and the client, Ye Fan, pushed away the agent, "What kind of house do you want to buy? There are houses everywhere. If Ye Wen misses this time, he won't be able to see it."

After finishing speaking, this Ye Fen rushed into the sales office with her bag, shouting, "Where is Ye Ye, where did Ye Ye go, Ye Ye, whichever house you buy, I will buy the house opposite you!"

But to the lamentation of the real estate consultants and intermediaries present, this fanatical rich Ye fan couldn't find Ye Wen, so she didn't buy a house. She said, "I will definitely buy the house, but I want to buy the house next door to Ye Wen. I'll buy the house for as much money as you want, now you have to show me proof that Ye Wen bought the house!"

However, where could they find evidence of Ye Wen's purchase of the house? They didn't even know where Ye Wen had gone.

Where did Ye Wen go?

Ye Wen broke into the cubicle and saw Zhou Ge eating melon seeds, and lying on the sofa was an intermediary who had taken painkillers and lay dead because of a headache. Even Ye Wen didn't figure out what happened, but Zhou Ge Here, there is nothing wrong with taking him away!

Ye Wen grabbed Zhou Ge's hand and said, "Let's go, let's go."

Zhou Ge put the melon seeds and peanuts in the fruit plate into his pocket, and put the other into Ye Wen's pocket, clapped his hands, and happily ran away with Ye Wen.

Zhou Ge: Run away from the sales office!

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