The top stream from the end of the world [entertainment]

The starling looked at Ye Wen, flapped its wings tentatively, flew to a place very close to the bedroom door, closed its wings, looked back at Ye Wen, changed from flying to walking, moved its little paws and rushed towards the bedroom.

The starling entered the bedroom smoothly. Seeing that Ye Wen didn't stop it, it became more courageous. It took off again, flew to the window sill, and attacked Xiao Suo Suo.

Audience: The starling is so skillful, the little succulent is dangerous!

"Ye Ye, save me, save me!" Xiao Tuo Rou shouted from the window sill.

Ye Wen pretended not to hear, but he felt that there was something missing around him. He inspected and found that the starling was gone.

Later, a bird was drawn with a dotted line at the place where the starling pecked rice just now, and a big question mark was drawn above Ye Wen's head.

Audience: Hahahaha Ye Wen's house was stolen.

"What's wrong?" Cen Shao said, he was very concerned, Ye Wen wasn't very attentive while eating.

Ye Wen put down his chopsticks and said, "The starling seems to be looking for Xiao Tuorou."

"Okay." Cen Shao couldn't see the change in his expression, and seemed to acquiesce to Ye Wen leaving the table to find Xiao Tuo Rou.

Ye Wen: I am now at a fork in the road in my life. On the left is Xiaosuorou, and on the right is the teacher. How do I choose?

Cen Shao: How old am I, believe me, how could I be angry (smile).

The starling tried to peck at Xiao Suo Suu, but when it was about to touch Xiao Suo Suu, it seemed to have encountered some invisible barrier, and the hairs all over its body were blown up.

The starling got bored and flew away unhappy.

Audience: Ye Wen's invisible killing intent is secretly protecting Xiao Tuo Rou.

Ye Fen: No, this is Ye Wen's body, according to the setting, it can deter birds.

Ye Wen: What setting?

Xiao Tuorou, who was teary just now, suddenly became full of strength, and transformed into a macho, "Ye Ye is protecting me."

Ye Wen: I'm a supernatural being, so it's not a problem to step on two boats!

After eating and drinking, Ye Wen thought about going to the market to set up a stall in a few days, "Will teacher and I go to set up a stall together?"

"Yes." Cen Shao nodded.

Zhou Ge felt that he had been abandoned, and asked, "A stall? What stall?"

"Where to set up a stall?" Gu Su's questions were always very constructive.

"It's a stall selling dried fish in the market," Ye Wen said.

Shen Lian was a little surprised, "I thought I could take the dried fish home to eat."

Ye Wen said, "You can't buy anything from Taobao, you have to eat the dried fish in the yard."

"So why sell it?" Shen Lian was puzzled.

"Because I want to make money." Ye Wenli replied confidently.

Shen Lian tried to understand the logic behind it, "I sold the dried fish and went to Taobao to buy dried fish. Is there something wrong with that?"

Ye Wen said seriously, "There's nothing wrong with it, it just promotes the circulation of the economy."

Shen Lian:? ? ?

Audience: Kid Shen Lian, do you have too many question marks hahahaha!

Ye Fen: Ye Wen's variety shows are super stalking.

Shen Lian: Why don't you admit that Ye Wen is such a sand sculpture?

Although Ye Wen wanted to sell all the dried fish, Shen Lian said he wanted to take some home to eat, and he would not deny his wish.

As a result, the goods became less, so he had to find a way to make up for them, "Fish roe, fish oil, salted duck eggs... are still not enough."

With that said, Ye Wen cast his eyes on the chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep in the animal enclosure.

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Audience: Ye Wen, stop it, don't sell it, don't kill the chicken to get the egg.

Ye Wen: Since I can't eat it in the program group, I'll sell it!

On the day of the market opening, Ye Wen brought a lot of things to sell at the stall, the most asked by others was not how much the things cost, but—"Is this guy married?"

Ye Wen: Please don't treat me as something you can buy, I'm not for sale.

Cen Shao thought that Ye Wen would be good at selling things when he came out to set up a stall, but Ye Wen didn't know the art of shopping guide at all. When others wanted to buy, he opened his mouth and drove them away.

Ye Wen: "If I knew this, I wouldn't ask the teacher to accompany me."

Cen Shao: "???"

Audience: This is so true.

It's rare that Ye Wen is not good at something, and Cen Shao feels that he is heavily responsible.

But Gu Su didn't think so, he handed the phone to Ye Wen and said, "Go and play with your phone for a while."

Ye Wen also knew very well that he couldn't sell things, so he didn't say much, and squatted in the corner playing with his mobile phone.

The audience originally thought that Ye Wen would quit the stall-setting sequence, but they didn’t expect that a progress bar [Ye Wen is charging] was added to Ye Wen’s head in the later stage. The progress bar went very fast under the time flow of editing, reaching 100% Full grid.

"If you eat fish, you must eat fish. Knowing how to eat is worse than knowing how to cook, and knowing how to cook is worse than knowing how to buy. Our dried fish is a limited edition this year. Good-looking sisters and brothers, you must buy it!"

"My relatives, elders, friends and family all like this dried fish. If you buy it back and make it for your family, omg, you are the queen! You are full of chef demeanor!"

"Some friends will say that fish cooking is too difficult for her, and there is always no way to remove the fishy smell, but it doesn't matter, our dried fish will not have fishy smell, not at all, don't believe it Smell, no."

"Is there any friends who find it difficult? We also launched a secret seasoning package here. This seasoning package is paired with our dried fish. It is very cost-effective. Nine out of ten women will choose it. This is the base Basic fish dishes."

"The dried fish we sell is very approachable, no matter whether you are a good cook or a poor cook, you can buy it, buy it, buy it!"

"Those who want to buy dried fish must buy it quickly. Now there are only [-], [-], and [-] left before they are sold out. It's gone. It's sold out. Friends who haven't bought it can only wait for the next time."

"Director, we have sold out the fish, can we close the stall? Ah, no, should we continue to sell the goods? Can't we not sell out the things?"

"Oh, I'm so tired, I sold all the dried fish."

"Okay, okay, friends, I just bought dried fish from my family, and the welfare is here. Now we add a salted duck egg. If you buy three, you will get a can of caviar. If you buy ten, you will get a can of cod liver oil."

In an instant, all the goods were sold out, and Ye Wen, who had won 80% of the day's turnover, counted the money happily.

Cen Shao looked at Ye Wen and was stunned, "What did you do just now?"

Ye Wen said obediently, "After watching a live broadcast, I suddenly understood how to sell things."

Audience: I'm afraid it wasn't Li Jiaqi's live broadcast.

Gu Su suddenly had a serious expression, "Ye Wen, you didn't take my phone to buy things, did you?"

"That's a good question." Ye Wen paused and said, "Why are you the only one asking so many questions?"

Gu Su: My money!

Shen Lian expressed curiosity about Ye Wen's words just now, "I have dried fish, and am I also the queen?"

While counting the money, Ye Wen raised his head and glanced at Shen Lian, "Thank you for the invitation, bastard's king."

Shen Lian:? ? ?

"Brother Ye, what are you going to do with the money?" Zhou Ge asked.

Ye Wen put the money away and said, "Why are you staring at this money? Of course, this money is used to invest in wealth management and generate money, so as to complete the goal of the program group."

Zhou Ge's attempt to spend money was shattered, he sighed, and still tried to save, he said, "Brother Ye, get rich first and then get rich later."

"Get rich first and get rich later, pay a bad check?" Ye Wen asked.

Zhou Ge:? ? ?

Audience: It started and started again, the mouth strong king shot the whole team.

"Cough cough cough." Ye Wen, who was watching the variety show, suddenly coughed again.

"Ye Wen, there is something wrong with you." Gu Su frowned, "You coughed once before, why are you coughing again now?"

Shen Lian reached out to touch Ye Wen's forehead, startled, "It's hot."

Zhou Ge quickly handed over his water glass, "Brother Ye, drink more hot water."

"Shall I call my aunt?" Bai Zhu moved to the door, put his hand on the handle, eager to try.

"No, no." When Ye Wen heard that they were going to call Ye Mu, he quickly got up to stop him, but he didn't expect that he just stood up and then fell down.

Ye Wen knew where the problem was, it was his extra lightning ability.

But this is unscientific. According to the Eight Diagrams and Five Elements theory, Sunda is wind, earthquake is thunder, and Zhensun belongs to wood. He is a person with wood-type abilities, and thunder-type abilities should not cause such a violent rejection reaction.

Xiaosuorou: Yeye, the theory of five elements and eight trigrams is not scientific in the first place.

The wood ability is affected by the lightning ability to fluctuate, and it seems that he is eager to try the rampage.

In the next second, Ye Wen's wood-type ability moved, but instead of venting it, he grabbed the lightning-type ability and beat him violently.

Wood-type ability: I have endured you for a long time!

The two abilities in Ye Wen's body began to fight. The wood-type ability was large and had a great chance of winning, but the lightning-type ability was powerful, and stubborn resistance was a hard problem, and the battle could not be easily resolved.

However, although the abilities fight with Ye Wen's body as the battlefield, Ye Wen relies on the anchor to locate and release the abilities, so their real battlefield is actually the anchor, Ye Wen's body is just swept to the tail of the typhoon, A situation arises.

"I'm fine." Ye Wen pushed Gu Su, but due to the imbalance of strength in his body, he was unable to move, so he lay on Gu Su's body and couldn't get up.

Ye Wen & Gu Su:?

"Help me up, I can fight for another 500 years!" But Ye Wen's words were not convincing.

Gu Su helped Ye Wen to the bed, and said seriously, "You are really sick."

Bai Zhu has already found Mother Ye and brought her here.

"Ah Wen, what's the matter?" Mother Ye quickly took Ye Wen's hand.

She wanted to care about Ye Wen, but for some reason, this situation was too familiar, she was a little unable to enter the country, and she didn't think Ye Wen was sick.

Ye Wen: Hurry up and care about me!

Ye Wen remembered, but couldn't get up, he was already a useless Ye Wen, and even his voice was weak, softly, "Mom..."

Mother Ye put her hand on Ye Wen's forehead, touched his hair, pinched his face, mainly pinching Ye Wen's small face, and made a diagnosis, "Maybe you have a fever, I'll get you some antipyretics .”

"I'm not sick." Ye Wen said, "You can't take antipyretics casually. What if I eat them all?"

Mother Ye glared at Ye Wen, "Your body temperature is so high, and you haven't taken the medicine yet, you've got a fever!"

"I don't have a fever." Ye Wen lay on the bed, and said to the others, "Don't give me medicine, I'm very sober." Convincing is like a person who smells of alcohol saying that he is not drunk , does not work.

Mother Ye went back and forth, holding a water glass and medicine in her hand, and stuffed a pill into Ye Wen's mouth.

Ye Wen spat out the medicine, pursed his mouth, "It's bitter, don't take it."

"Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease." Mother Ye persuaded Ye Wen to take the medicine.

"I want to eat sugar-coated ones." Ye Wen made his request.

Mother Ye said, "There is no such medicine, you can swallow it with a mouthful of honey."

Ye Wen looked down at the medicine, then pouted again, "I'm drooling, I don't want to take it."

Mother Ye obeyed the advice and quickly threw it away and replaced it with a new tablet, "Take this.

Zhou Ge said to Shen Lian from the side, "Brother Ye is acting like a baby?"

Shen Lian murmured for a while, and didn't say anything. Ye Wen spoke, patted the bed, very energetic, "Zhou Ge, are you jealous that I have a mother!"

Zhou Ge: This is unnecessary.

Mother Ye: Everyone, please bear with me.