My little gong will have a baby

[Diary] I want to create the best memories with him. ——Chu Nanzhu's diary.

A hot star, acting skills, popularity, appearance, and demeanor, Chu Nanzhu can be said to account for all of them. He has a lot of opponents in the entertainment circle, and there are countless people who want to black him.

Announcement from morning to night, without stopping, in addition to filming the last new movie, there will be a lot of commercials, magazine shooting and various interviews interspersed during the period.

In addition to the mass media, the attention and admiration of enthusiastic fans, and the opponent from the underworld who wants to get some photos of him from time to time.

Under such circumstances, it was not easy for them to make out during working hours. Ji Wan didn't feel much about it, but Chu Nanzhu was overwhelmed. In order to catch Ji Wan and kiss him, he had already excused ten times to urgency Drag Ji Wan to the toilet for a while to make out.

The staff on the set agreed that Chu Nanzhu had frequent urination, urgency, or endless urination?

Even so, Chu Nanzhu was not satisfied. He wanted to have further in-depth communication with Ji Wan. When he came home from work, he thought that the biggest obstacle was the strong mother-in-law, but he didn’t expect the weak father-in-law who had always been weak. It is the most difficult and dangerous obstacle between them.

After all, this father-in-law is really too clingy.

When Ji Wan wanted to go to the toilet, Chen Qingshu squatted at the door and guarded. When Ji Wan wanted to eat, Chen Qingshu sat next to him, adding food to him with Chu Nanzhu.When Ji Wan wanted to play with his mobile phone, Chen Qingshu silently stood by and looked at his baby affectionately.

The most terrible thing is that he has to pester Ji Wan to sleep with him every night, and tell him a little bedtime story. If Ji Wan doesn't want to hear the story, he will cry, and he can't stop crying until Ji Wan agrees.

Oh, the father-in-law also did a very excessive thing. Every night, he stewed all kinds of ox penis, dog penis, and deer penis for Ji Wan and Chu Nanzhu to eat, and did not give them the same room to sleep after.

After these few nights, Chu Nanzhu got angry, so why not Ji Wan?

This morning, they were sitting in the car ready to go to the studio. Both of them had huge bags and dark circles under their eyes, but there were people in the car, and Sister Mu kept talking about work in the front row. As for the matter, Ji Wan and Chu Nanzhu sat in the back row with their left ear going in and their right ear going out.

"What were you doing last night? You looked so depressed." Sister Mu frowned. He felt that sooner or later these two guys would be exhausted.

"Just, insomnia." Ji Wan got sores on the corners of her mouth because of getting angry, and it hurt the most when she spoke.

"Young man," Sister Mu immediately made up the picture of 100 g.

Then she continued to look at today's itinerary, and suddenly a new film producer called, and Ji Muli's expression became worse the more he heard it, and after hanging up the phone, he turned around helplessly and said to the two guys in the back row who were stuck together and kissed me :"Oh no."

"Listen to me!"

Chu Nanzhu reluctantly let go of Ji Wan's neck. He just nibbled on it repeatedly, leaving some strawberries behind.

"what happened?"

Ji Muli: "..."

"Just now the crew received news that an accident happened to the background building that was just built, and some staff members were injured. Many reporters were hiding outside waiting to gossip, so they decided to suspend the filming for two days."

"Really?" Chu Nanzhu was a little surprised: "Since the filming is suspended, will I be free for these two days?"

"In theory, yes, but you still have a lot of work in the queue. You can put some of the daily work in front, which can reduce some pressure."

"No need, I'll rest for the next two days." Chu Nanzhu looked very happy, he held Ji Wan's hand tightly: "Let me and Ji Wan down at the intersection ahead."

"Ah?" Sister Mu was very surprised: "What are you going to do?"

"elopement."

Sister Mu: ...

*

The flying car exhaust took away Sister Mu's heart of cursing, Chu Nanzhu put on a mask and hat, fully armed and got out of the car with Ji Wan. Ji Wan asked him, "What did you just say about elopement? Who eloped with you?"

"You."

"I didn't agree."

"It's over if you don't agree, anyway, I will take you away."

"Hey..." Before Ji Wan finished speaking, Chu Nanzhu had already grabbed his hand and dragged him forward. Although it was an era when same-sex marriages were allowed, most homosexuals would not be too high-profile, Ji Wan This is the first time that I went out into the street holding hands with my male...friend.

Well, also the first lover, although it is a bit embarrassing, the mother was single until the age of 24.

Chu Nanzhu took Ji Wan to a place where clothes were sold first, and picked up some T and jeans, both of which were the simplest and most common styles.

"We are about the same height, so we will get two sets of each."

"Wait a minute," Ji Wan glanced at the tag, surprised by the price, an ordinary white t-shirt with 4 digits?It's too deceitful.

"Why do we suddenly buy clothes?"

"I'm not going home, I'm flying directly. Of course, I have to prepare some clothes to take away. Oh, and I have to buy a suitcase. I'll think about what else... Oh, I see." Chu Nanzhu leaned closer to Ji Wan's ear In a low voice: "There is also Xiao Nei/Nei."

Then sneakily wiped Ji Wan's oil.

Ji Wan: "..."

Looking around, the clerk just took a big order and ran errands to pay them. They turned into an empty corner, Chu Nanzhu put his hand in an indescribable place, Ji Wan also put his hand on it, not to be outdone. , Let's see who cheats more than who.

Chu Nanzhu's men worked hard, and Ji Wan's men also worked hard, wow, it hurts a bit, has this guy practiced before?

"Let go." Ji Wan's face turned green, threatening: "I'm not welcome if you don't let me go."

"Why are you so impolite?" Chu Nanzhu's subordinates exerted more force, Ji Wan's face was contorted, what the fuck.Forget it, Ji Wan thought to herself: First make a deal with him, and then fight back when I find a way. At this time, I will show weakness first.

"Brother Nanzhu~" Ji Wan suddenly hung her hands on Chu Nanzhu's neck and said coquettishly, "Brother Nanzhu, I'm in pain."

Then I was disgusted to death by myself, and I spurned this hypocritical self in my heart.

Chu Nanzhu's Adam's apple rolled with difficulty, and his voice became hoarse: "Yinyin, do you know? If you call me Brother Nanzhu, you can take my life away."

Hee hee hee~ New skill get.

"Brother Nanzhu, you're going to turn into stone here." Ji Wan continued to move, pretending to be pure: "Are you still exercising here when you're working out?"

"Yeah, whole body exercise." After Chu Nanzhu finished speaking, he pulled Ji Wan in, the two of them stuck together very tightly, and Ji Wan could feel that it was indescribable...

It's a pity that such a good atmosphere was interrupted by the clerk, she was carrying a few big bags: "Customer, your things are packed."

Chu Nanzhu felt that it was a pity, took the bag from the clerk, took Ji Wan's hand and left the store quickly, and then entered an even more exciting... Xiao Nei | Nei specialty store.

Chu Nanzhu played tricks and took a pair of underwear in size M: "I've seen it, you should only be able to wear this size, oh no, maybe this is too small."

Ji Wan raised his eyebrows, and he picked up the same style of small underwear in size S: "I've seen it too, you should only be able to wear this size, oh no, maybe you need a size XS, but it's a pity that it's not for sale. I can only feel wronged that your little one has a feeling of being in neutral."

Chu Nanzhu narrowed her eyes and stared at Ji Wan, Ji Wan widened her big eyes even more not to be outdone, Chu Nanzhu finally said, "Don't cry."

Ji Wan: "Just wait."

Later, these two mentally retarded people really only bought two sizes of S and M, and then bought a bunch of necessities for daily life. It was almost two or three o'clock in the afternoon when they left the mall.

Chu Nanzhu was pushing a box in his hand, while sliding his phone with the other hand, Ji Wan leaned over to have a look: "What do you want to buy?"

"Buy the ticket, okay, I bought the plane ticket at 5 o'clock, let's go now... By the way, have you got your passport yet?"

"Oh, I forgot if you didn't tell me, the passport is still in my rental house, no, I can't go to any country without a visa."

"It's okay." Chu Nanzhu rubbed Ji Wan's soft fur: "Brother Nanzhu will take you to see nice things, eat delicious food, play fun things, sign a contract for something like this, you just need to sign on arrival."

"alright."

Ji Wan hailed the car, and they went to the small room they rented. As soon as they took out the key to open the door, Chu Nanzhu pressed the person behind the door and kissed wildly. Reach in and touch.

Ji Wan pushed him away with great difficulty, gasping for breath: "Stop, stop, time, if this continues, time will run out." Then he immediately opened the drawer and took out his passport: "Let's go."

Chu Nanzhu looked the room up and down: "Did you live here before?"

"Well, I lived here in the last year, not before. I moved too many times, so I can't remember."

A one-bedroom apartment of more than 30 square meters is ordinary, but fortunately it is clean and not so shabby.

"you alone?"

"Otherwise? In such a small place, how can there be two?" Ji Wan was so dry from his kiss, she poured herself a glass of water and drank it in one go: "Do you want some water?"

Hearing this, Chu Nanzhu leaned over to suck off the remaining water stains on his mouth: "I drank it."

"Hmph." Chu Nanzhu, the rascal.

Chu Nanzhu: "Before, no one really came here?"

"Let me think about it..." Ji Wan lowered her head to think seriously, Chu Nanzhu's whole body was stiff.

"No, not even my colleagues have been to this house."

Chu Nanzhu relaxed, and then he rolled his eyes, and wanted to ask again: "Then..."

"Want to know if I have an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend?"

He didn't say anything, Ji Wan knew that was what he meant.

"What if there is? What would you do?" Ji Wan deliberately teased him.It's just that this joke didn't seem very funny, Chu Nanzhu's face darkened instantly, a little scary.

"Forget it, let's stop teasing you, no, there's nothing, don't think about it here, brother Nanzhu." Ji Wan started acting like a baby again, and this trick was tried and tested.

Chu Nanzhu hugged him, and the rain turned clear on his face.

Then Ji Wan suddenly said, "What about you?"

"No, I don't want anyone except cause, that is, except you."

Ji Wan was overjoyed, but she couldn't show too much complacency because of face problems, so she could only put her fists to her mouth and cough lightly: "Uh-huh, Brother Nanzhu, it's time for us to go."

Chu Nanzhu: "Well, let's go."

Getting ready to fly to a country where cherry blossoms are in full bloom, let’s just go away——

elopement.

The author has something to say: There is a new funny article brain hole, the copy is as follows, if you are interested, you can collect it, it may be the continuation of this article, continue to sand sculpture.

"No pretending to be O"

Guo Yu is a true alpha. On this day, he accidentally obtained the inheritance right to his third uncle's huge assets.

The inheritance condition is to pretend to be O for one year without being discovered.

At the beginning, Fu Yu refused. Whoever pretended to be O, I just jumped from here!died!I don't pretend either!

Fu Youxing has never been an omega-like O. From fishing and beating dogs to tearing steel plates with his bare hands, there is never anything he can't do.

Until one day, he got the right to inherit the huge property left by his grandmother Qigu.

The succession condition is to pretend to be A for one year without being discovered.

At the beginning, Fu Youxing refused, whoever pretended to be A, I just jumped from here!died!I don't pretend either!

Later, an A pretending to be an O fell in love with an O pretending to be an A and the A pretending to be an O didn’t know that an O pretending to be an O was an O

And the O pretending to be an A doesn’t know that the A pretending to be an O is an A (Dolls are prohibited!)

Guo Yu was ready to take that straight man cancer A back a year later and tell his parents that we AA are in love.

Fu Youxing was ready to take that arrogant and squeamish O back one year later and tell his parents that we are in love.

then……

The arrogant and coquettish big beauty who pretends to be O

have to be aware of is:

1. U.S. offensive and strong

2. Private settings are greater than the sky

3. Shuangjie, main attack and mutual favor