My little gong will have a baby

[Diary] I seem to see you today. Among many audiences, you are holding a red lamp with a panicked expression on your face. Unfortunately, I later found out that it was not you.But I still want to turn over the diary and record it. After so many years, today is the only time I feel that you are coming back. ——Chu Nanzhu's diary.

The so-called middle-aged and elderly people are people who reach a certain age and want to live a leisurely life every day. Playing cards and dancing square dances are the best.

Of course, for their group, there is another happiest thing, and that is to have grandchildren.

Chu Nanzhu's sudden outburst operation without any warning made the first reaction of the four middle-aged and elderly people present be yes.

The game is over, and there are no grandchildren.

Ms. Wang Xiaoxiao instantly turned into the heroine of a bitter drama: "Chu Nanzhu! You liar, where is the promised grandson?"

Both Ji Wan and Chu Nanzhu were startled. This was her focus?

Chu Nanzhu: "I never said anything about my grandson."

Wang Xiaoxiao leaned over and took out a piece of paper from Jiang Qian's hand, pressed down the non-existent tears in the corner of her eyes, her voice seemed to be choked up: "You said that."

"Mom, your memory is confused, I never said that."

"You said it, I'm sure."

"When?"

"When you were in primary school...you said that you would give birth to a big fat grandson for your mother in the future."

Chu Nanzhu: ...

Suddenly, Chu Nanzhu remembered something, and stopped Ji Wan's waist: "Oh, at that time, it was about marrying Yinyin and having a child. It's a pity, we can only get married, but we can't have children. After all..." Chu Nanzhu Patted Ji Wan's flat stomach: "There is no such function here."

I... Fuck, I... I fucking really have this ability.

Ji Wan had a complicated expression on his face, Chu Nanzhu saw that he was so strange, so he asked him, "What's wrong?"

Ji Wan shook her head, just wanting to hope that you won't be too surprised when the time comes.

"Because?" Chen Qingshu looked puzzled and disbelieving, he waved to Ji Wan, and Ji Wan sat back beside him again.

"Really?" Chen Qingshu asked his own Dabao.

"Really." Ji Wan replied very simply. Although Chu Nanzhu's behavior was a little sudden, there was really nothing to hide. Come out as soon as you come out. Now it's not a feudal society, and same-sex marriage is legal , society's tolerance for homosexuality is also a little higher than before. .

"Come here and let Dad give you a hug." Chen Qingshu stretched out his hand towards him. Ji Wan ordered him to be embraced by Chen Qingshu meekly. He nestled around Ji Wan's neck, sniffing around.

"Dad? What are you doing?" Why sniff his neck?

Chen Qingshu shook his head, feeling a little depressed: "It's nothing, because you came back, and you were about to be abducted."

And Jiang Qian next to her has already rolled up her sleeves and stared at Chu Nanzhu viciously.

As the saying goes, you have to show sincerity when facing your father-in-law and mother-in-law. Chu Nan sat next to Ji Wan: "Uncle and aunt, I will treat Yinyin well."

"Hmm." Seeing him sticking to Ji Wan, Jiang Qian immediately came over and pushed her son away, and replaced her with Chu Nanzhu, with a gloomy face, like a father-in-law rather than a mother-in-law.

Jiang Qian stared at Chu Nanzhu, and Chu Nanzhu was not to be outdone. At this moment, she was overwhelmed. Aunt Jiang probably thought she was incompetent and would strike out, so she couldn't be persuaded!

Jiang Qian's tone was strong: "When did you start?"

As soon as the words fell, Ji Wan said, "Just a few days."

Chu Nanzhu: "It's the first time we met since we were young."

Ji Wan:? ? ? ?

Jiang Qian:? ? ? ?

Chen Qingshu:? ? ? ?

"What did you say?" Ji Wan motioned Chu Nanzhu to shut up: "We obviously only confirmed our relationship yesterday." In fact, there was no such thing as confirming the relationship. kiss together.

"Xiaoxiao, you're actually a pervert?" Chen Qingshu had discovered the feeling of the New World on his face: "Wow, they actually wanted to fall in love since they were in kindergarten~"

Jiang Qian's fist hardened.

Wang Xiaoxiao is also a person who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement: "Nanzhu, you can't fall in love with x, how can you fall in love with x? You actually fall in love with x?!"

Jiang Qian's fist was already raised to her chest.

Chu Zongyi is an old antique. He accepts these things not as quickly as his wife, and asked Chu Nanzhu sharply: "Nanzhu, what's the matter with you? You have to take your time when you fall in love. You must have separated since childhood. The relationship is not stable yet. By the way, Where are you all?"

Chu Nanzhu thought for a while, he and Ji Wan were far from doi, and today they met both parents, judging by the reactions of Uncle Chen and his own parents, it shouldn't be a big problem, only Aunt Jiang is the most difficult to deal with, but In Chu Nanzhu's eyes, none of this is a problem.

Chu Nanzhu: "Dad, we've done everything we need to do, and we're just about to get married."

Jiang Qian's face seemed to be struck by lightning, she waved her fist, Chu Nanzhu dodged, and then she grabbed his clothes again, out of respect for her mother-in-law, Chu Nanzhu did not dodge.

"Qian, talk to me if you have something to say." When Chen Qingshu heard that his son was innocent, he immediately stood beside Chu Nanzhu in fright: "I think Nanzhu is also very good. deep."

It is said that the mother-in-law likes her son-in-law more and more. Although his father-in-law is easy to deal with because of the family situation, this mother-in-law is not good. He is like an old father guarding his precious daughter, but Chu Nanzhu believes that God The mothers-in-law below are all maternal, that is to say, as long as they behave miserably enough, they can arouse the mother-in-law's maternal love and get affection.

And before he came, he had read the mother-in-law's guide on the Internet. At this time, in addition to selling miserably, he also had to be thick-skinned and suffer. As long as the beginning was loose, the follow-up mother-in-law's obstruction would be defeated, and he would naturally embrace the beauty. .

Therefore, Chu Nanzhu solemnly said to Jiang Qian: "Mom!"

Jiang Qian was stupid, Wang Xiaoxiao was also stupid, Ji Wan was the most stupid, he really didn't expect Chu Nanzhu to be so shameless.

The "Mom" in his mouth was killed, Chu Nanzhu further shamelessly held the hand of Cheap Mom, and acted with emotion: "Mom, do you know? How many years have I been looking for Yinyin?"

"Mom, do you think you and Uncle Chen are the only ones who are the most sad when Yinyin left us? Mom, do you know that because of missing Yinyin too much, I got myocarditis, and I was exhausted a while ago, and almost died."

Chu Nanzhu's mouth and mother almost made Jiang Qian suffer from myocarditis first?

Jiang Qian gasped: "Myocarditis? Xiaoxiao, does Chu Nanzhu have this disease?"

Wang Xiaoxiao, the No. 1 cheater, was opening a bag of melon seeds to share with Chen Qingshu. Hearing this, she naturally came out without hesitation to tear down the table: "No, I haven't heard of it."

Jiang Qian snorted coldly, raised her chin, and signaled for Chu Nanzhu to continue his performance.

However, Chu Nanzhu didn't panic at all, but turned to Ji Wan and said, "Yinyin can testify to me, he is my little assistant, he has seen me fall ill."

Jiang Qian also turned her head: "Yinyin, don't be afraid, tell the truth, if he is going to bully you, you must tell mom! Mom will beat him up for you!"

This... ah this...

Wait, Ji Wan began to analyze the current situation in his head. In Chu Nanzhu's mind, I am afraid that the script of the evil father-in-law and the poor son-in-law is now being staged, and I am the heroine. The son-in-law is currently asking the hostess for help, hoping that the hostess can help him.

In Jiang Qian's heart, I am afraid that she is acting out a script of a bully occupying the people's daughter. She is playing the old father of the people's daughter, and Chu Nanzhu is playing the heinous bully. Naturally, Ji Wan is a crying girl. If you file a complaint, the old father will immediately go and beat up the bully.

what to do?Ji Wan was in a dilemma, both Chu Nanzhu and Jiang Qian looked at him, waiting for him to decide which script to enter.

Damn it, Ji Wan suddenly wanted to complain, why did he have women in every script?

Looking at Jiang Qian, and then at Chu Nanzhu, sweat broke out on Ji Wan's forehead. This tangled mood made him feel like he was acting in a drama about the ethics of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

The mother and wife quarreled and let the incompetent husband judge and judge. Hey, Ji Wan realized that this script was more suitable for his identity and was much better than the previous two heroine scripts, so he decided to sink into the world of this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law script.

In this way, the three of them, three plays appeared.

"Mom." Ji Wan said to Jiang Qian: "Don't force him like this." Then she said to Chu Nanzhu: "Nanzhu, you too, don't talk to my mother like this."

Chu Nanzhu's upper body was in distress: "Yinyin, I can't wait to peel my heart to you."

Jiang Qian's old father-in-law upper body: "Yinyin, this guy is not a good guy."

Ji Wan's incompetent husband's upper body: "I...I...I...I don't know." By the way, it is this indecisive style, balancing between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, no one should overwhelm the other, this is the orthodox emperor Art!

Chu Nanzhu's old yin b knew that things were not that simple, he narrowed his eyes, and suddenly pressed Ji Wan's hand on his chest, affectionately: "Listen, he is beating for you, all his pains are gone Now, it's just dancing for you."

After finishing speaking, a drop of crocodile tears actually fell from the corner of his eye. Damn, Chu Nanzhu's move was too ruthless. Ji Wan had to admit that his acting skills are really fucking good.

Ji Wan's balance is crazily tilted towards Chu Nanzhu!

"Yinyin, wake up!" Jiang Qian held Ji Wan's other hand: "Look at Mom!" Jiang Qian's face was full of bitterness and hatred.

Ji Wan's balance shifted a little to Jiang Qian's side.

A sternness flashed in Chu Nanzhu's eyes, he suddenly had a ferocious expression, bent over and covered his chest and groaned, "Yinyin, my chest hurts."

ah?Seeing that his face turned pale, Ji Wan looked menacing and did not look fake, so he was a little anxious: "What's the matter? Chu Nanzhu, don't scare me." Afterwards, the balance completely turned to Chu Nanzhu here.

Jiang Qian is out.

"Mom, Nanzhu is really not in good health, I... I'll take him back to the room and lie down first."

The defeat was like a mountain, and the frustrated old father Qianqian could only get out of the way in despair, watching her cabbage being ganged up by pigs like this.

Then Jiang Qian turned around and found that the other three guys who were eating melons and watching the show had vomited the melon seeds all over the trash can.

Gee.

The author has something to say: What's going on, why are there so few comments? Isn't it funny that I broke down? QQ