rambunctious lover

"you……"

Edogawa Ranpo only had time to say this word.

The figure in front of him moved, as if he didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore, and the iconic black cloak stood up like an iron wall.

Countless black whips with fangs and claws rushed towards Luanbu in the wind.

If he was hit by a whip, he would probably bleed profusely, and even become seriously injured and unconscious, right?

Even if it is gently scratched from the cheek, it should leave a permanent scar!

Random thoughts like this flooded into Ranbu's mind.

He remained motionless, at best, subconsciously closed his eyes when the whip struck a few millimeters away.

The terrible conditioned reflex cast a layer of gray on his bravery.

"Why don't you hide!"

Ryunosuke's deep roar was the second wave of violent attacks.

Ranbu didn't need to look specifically, he could guess the man's ferocious expression exactly.

He sighed secretly, opened his eyes slowly, and said in a kind tone as much as possible:

"Do you really still care?"

After all, without waiting for Ryunosuke's reaction, he took off his hat and put it on his chest, and bowed solemnly.

"Sorry, it's too cruel for me as a detective to watch my friend get hurt right in front of my eyes."

"..."

What responded to him was Ryunosuke's eyebrows wrinkled enough to crush a fly.

The eyes of the two collided in the short sky, sparks, and silence.

After a long time, Ryunosuke slowly lowered his eyes, his face was as gray as an expired flower.

He seemed to finally be unable to suppress the itching in his throat, covered his lips and coughed several times one after another:

"Mr. Ranpo actually wants to say that I will die tragically, right?"

"Oh, have you been found?"

A detective straightened his beret to conceal it.

"..."

Ryunosuke's eyes widened like copper bells.

"Did you know? Except Mr. Dazai, everyone who dares to despise me has become the soul of my whip."

Shaking her body in a coordinated manner, she witnessed the man's tightly pursed thin lips raised inappropriately.

"However, if it's a random step that predicts things like a god, I seem to have no room to argue."

Ryunosuke said, still unwilling to give up, suddenly changed the subject and asked:

"Is there any error in your reasoning?"

"Well, even I sometimes make mistakes because I underestimate the enemy."

"Very good." A fleeting smile: "One day, I will impress you."

The man puts his hands in his pockets and moves.

The face that was originally hidden in the shadow gradually appeared under the warm sunshine, and there was actually a bit of gentleness that made people unable to move their eyes away.

Ah, after all, he is a man who would risk his life to save his sister.

Ranbu smiled, feeling a man's hand pat him on the shoulder.

"For the sake of saving Yin, I will make an exception this time and let you go."

"Speak as if you could catch me, if the detective hadn't thrown himself into the trap?"

Ryunosuke hooked his lips like a spring breeze:

"Really? Then give it a try. I'll tie you back to the Hong Kong headquarters right now, and Chief Mori must be very open... Rashomon!"

Akutagawa was still talking, suddenly his eyes froze.

The black whip is like the huge tentacles of an octopus monster, and the direction of the surprise attack is...

"Let go of Mr. Ranpo!"

The late super rookie at the alley!

Accompanied by the low roar of a wild beast, Atsushi Nakajima, whose eyes were about to split open, suddenly gave birth to the soles of a white tiger, and quickly approached along the wall.

prickly—

Akutagawa's black whip broke under the sharp claws.

"Oh. Interesting. Prison gate..."

Before the two could launch the next attack, a detective saw the right moment and squeezed between them by taking advantage of his height.

"Okay, okay, don't fight. I'm going to be late for work!"

Akutagawa: "..."

Nakajima: "...Ranpo-san, are you alright?"

"it's okay no problem."

Edogawa quickly grabbed the boy's arm in a random step, ready to walk away.

"But he just..."

"Hmph, if I really want to hurt Ranpo, do you think you can catch up?"

"... Luan, Luanbu? Did this guy call you Luanbu just now?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked back and forth between his senior and the opponent next door, his slender neck was twisted and creaked, and his big eyes couldn't contain doubts.

"...Well, we'll talk about this later."

Luanbu waved his hand towards the alley behind him, Qingfeng sent a short cold snort.

"So, senior didn't go home to get things at all, did he? Is there something important for you to meet Akutagawa from Hong Kong and Heiress?"

On the tram, Atsushi Nakajima was indignant and chattered endlessly, attracting everyone's attention.

Edogawa rubbed his forehead in disarray:

"It's a long story, I'm sleepy. Please let me sleep for a while, Arden."

Soon, the tram arrived at the end.

The tactic of chaotically falling asleep is useless.

But never mind.

As witty as he is, before Atsushi Nakajima could speak, he said suddenly:

"A-Dun, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some snacks! You should go to the detective agency first."

"...can senior know the way back?"

"Of course, you go, or you'll be late. See you later."

He pushed Atsushi Nakajima's back in disorder, and quickly got into the crowded crowd like a loach.

After a while, he stumbled into a supermarket that his family had never set foot in.

"Huh... What a pestering guy."

Luanbu exhaled the turbid air with relief, and turned to wander among the dazzling array of shelves.

As a top snack lover, he has the special skill of being able to fill an entire shopping bag within a minute.

However, at this moment, in order to delay the time, he insisted on wandering around for 20 minutes under the skeptical eyes of the clerk...

Edogawa Luanpo staggered to the counter with a shopping basket that might overflow at any moment.

"Please check out, thank you."

He fumbled for his wallet in the pocket of his cloak.

pat—

There was a muffled sound that could easily be ignored.

Ranpo and the clerk poking his head out from the counter looked at the ground together.

The one who suffered was the chocolate that Onimiya Tsujimu had forcefully stuffed into him before he left home.

"Tsk."

The man's pale face and unpleasant memories of last night came back.

Before Luanbu stooped to pick up the chocolate and put it back in his pocket, the clerk grabbed his wrist violently.

"This gentleman."

The woman's lowered voice revealed threats.

"Ok?"

Shen Jing raised his head ignorantly in the chaos of his thoughts.

"...Aren't you going to explain about the chocolate?"

When Luanbu met the clerk's eyes, he suddenly realized that he felt like he was being treated as a thief.

Resisting the urge to sigh, he placed the chocolate on the counter squarely.

"Touch it, please."

"?"

The clerk stretched out his hand reluctantly, and a disgusted expression crept up the corners of his eyes and brows for a moment.

"Yes, it's almost melted, isn't it?"

"Of course!" The clerk's swollen neck showed blue veins, "You put your things in your pockets and wandered around here for another 20 minutes!"

"Hey... But according to the strength of the air conditioner here, even if it takes three to ten minutes, it won't melt to this extent."

"Ah, Ah Choo."

As if to support Ranbu's rhetoric, a sneeze came from beside him without warning.

Luanbu glanced at it, and saw a tall and slender woman.

Exquisite makeup and just the right red lips, classic black and white suit with a pair of red five centimeter high heels.

A capable image suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

[Understand that the dream is out of reach, so I gave up music. ]

An unknown song was playing in the store, and the lead singer's cold and metallic voice complemented the woman in front of him.

"Sorry." She said indifferently.

"No, I still have to thank you."

Joking in disarray, he turned his head and shrugged at the clerk:

"Excuse me, can I pay the bill?"

"..."

Unable to think of any reason for the refusal, the clerk paid the bill without saying a word.

Luanbu stuffed the chocolates on the counter into his pockets, and walked out the door with two big bags of snacks,

Before leaving, I heard the clerk mumbling:

"Put chocolate in your pocket on such a hot day, you have no common sense!"

Turning his head in disorder, the hot summer wind blows his short hair, and the golden sun coats his facial features with a layer of gold.

"Well, there is really no common sense."

He smiled innocently.

Edogawa Ranpo regretted it as soon as he walked out the door.

I should have let A-Dun follow me.

I knew I shouldn't spend retaliatory consumption.

I knew earlier...

Ahhh, how could he carry such a heavy thing back by himself?

Edogawa Ranpo decided to sit back and wait.

After a while, the sound of high heels tapping stopped beside her.

"Do you need help?"

It's the woman I met in the supermarket just now.

Luanbu smiled as if he had been amnesty:

"Really? That's great, can you please send these things back to the company with me? It's very close to here."

"it is good."

Women are concise.

The two walked side by side, and it didn't take long.

"I have a question, can I ask you?"

"Ok?"

Edogawa Ranbo's panting voice came from the gap between the paper bag and his body.

"You...why don't you throw the chocolate away? It's already melted, right?"

"Ah, this."

Luanbu felt the package of chocolate through his pocket, and the bulging paper bag in front of him properly covered the corners of his raised lips.

"It was given to me by a friend, so I can't just throw it away."

What's more, he was going to use this thing to laugh at Onimui Tsuji for his lack of common sense.

The two, one in front of the other, soon arrived at the building where the detective agency was located.

Edogawa Ranpo wailed in his heart, could he deliver this bag to the office unharmed?

"Okay, here I am, thank you."

The detective said casually.

"It's okay, since we're all here, can I help you go upstairs?"

Melodious music came from the coffee shop on the first floor.

[Understand that the dream is out of reach, so I gave up music. ]

Deja vu songs.

Ranbu muttered to himself: "Is this song popular recently?"

silence.

The woman who was talking all the way did not speak, and the detective turned his head and saw only her surprised eyebrows.

At the door of the detective agency, the woman stopped for a long time.

"What's wrong?"

"Are you really a detective?"

Ranpo pushed the door open with difficulty with his body, and laughed while understanding:

"Yes, isn't that why you approached me?"

"...You, you know?"

Atsushi Nakajima greeted him from the inside and hurriedly took the bag of snacks from Luanpo.

One detective survived, writhing his sore neck and shoulders.

"Of course, there's nothing I, Edogawa Ranpo, can't guess."

"Oh, Mr. Ranpo can also attract business for our detective agency when he goes out to buy snacks? You really deserve it."

Osamu Dazai walked out leisurely, not even forgetting to take a pack of strawberry marshmallows from Ranbu's snack bag.

He bent down slightly, raised the woman's hand humbly, put it on his lips and kissed her, and then looked at her affectionately:

"Beautiful lady, would you like to die in love with me?"

"Osamu Dazai!"

A pillow flew through the air, Osamu Dazai didn't even look at it and turned his head to avoid it, he was about to hit the woman.

At the critical moment, the woman pulled out the hand held by Dazai, and covered her face with a snack bag.

bang-

Various snacks scattered all over the place.

"Osamu Dazai!"

Edogawa Ranpo was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

A moment later, Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa weakly.

"So is there anything I can do for you?"

Ranpo tucked in a soft candy he had snatched back from Dazai, and smiled contentedly.

Without saying a word, the woman took out a business card from her suit pocket, and handed it to a detective respectfully.

"Nice meeting, I'm Tori's manager, Sakuma. I would like to invite you..."

"Tori? Not a bird?"

Hearing this weird name, Ranbu rubbed the back of his head suspiciously.

"Oh, Mr. Ranpo! Haven't you heard of Tori? She's the hottest singer right now! And she's super mysterious! No one has ever seen her real face!"

Naomi Tanizaki put the iced juice on the table, rubbed her skirt with her wet hands, and said to the customer carefully:

"Ah, that, that. Could you shake my hand, please?"

"Ok?"

Ranpo Edogawa kindly reminds:

"But she's not the real singer."

Naomi stomped her feet anxiously: "Mr. Ranpo, you don't understand! Shake hands with the manager, and the manager wants to contact the singer again, rounding it up, I will..."

"Okay, I understand."

A detective is busy disrupting Naomi's narrative.

What a girl with ever-changing hobbies.

Didn't she still worry about not being able to go to the exhibition not long ago?

Ranbu shook his head amusingly:

"Excuse me, what did you just say?"

The woman lowered her eyes uneasily, and her ten fingers twisted into twists.

"... Could you please be Tori's bodyguard for a few days? She... received a death threat the day before yesterday."

Into the night

Edogawa Ranpo and Onimai Tsuji were sitting opposite each other.

"I just wanted to wash your cloak for you, but..."

The ghost king slowly put something on the table, rubbing his sticky fingers with disgust on his face.

Luanbu put down the dishes and chopsticks, cleared his throat:

"You still have the nerve to blame me? Isn't this the chocolate you put in my pocket this morning? You have no common sense on such a hot day."

He tossed the words that had been brewing for a long time to Wu Mi, seeing the man's blush from anger, he curled his lips and smiled complacently.

"Then why don't you eat it?"

"You gave it, I don't want to eat it."

Edogawa ranpo curled his lips.

"...If you don't have amnesia, you should remember that I said throw it away if you don't want to eat it."

"That's no good, it's evidence of your lack of common sense! What detective have you ever seen throw away evidence?"

Edogawa Ranpo folded his arms and said indignantly.

"..."

The two stared at each other for a while, the tip of the needle facing the wheat awning, not giving in to each other.

After a while, Wu Mi suddenly sighed, and his tense body relaxed.

"So are you happy now?"

Wu Mi was actually talking to him in a coaxing tone!

"……roll."

Edogawa Ranpo's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he turned his head away stubbornly.

pat—

The music streaming from the TV eased the awkward atmosphere in the room.

[I understand that dreams are far away, so I gave up music. ]

Edogawa murmured wildly:

"Why is this song everywhere!"

Oni Wu Tsuji said coldly:

"How many times have I reminded you not to watch TV while eating?"

Before he finished speaking, he made a gesture to snatch the remote control board, but was quickly avoided by Ranbu.

"No, I just accepted the entrustment to protect this singer. I have to understand it well."

"..."

There was an unexpected silence.

Edogawa turned his head in confusion, and raised his eyebrows when he saw Wu Mi:

"What did you say? Just rely on your body to protect others? I advise you to hand over the entrustment to your colleagues as soon as possible."

Luanbu narrowed his eyes to look at Wu Mi, and smiled for a moment:

"Tch, you're not worried that I'll fall in love with her, are you? After all, she's a famous singer."

Wu Mi didn't speak, just stared at him steadfastly until his emerald eyes could no longer hold other existences.

The bright moonlight shone on the man's cheeks, and those pupils, which were as bright as red obsidian, possessed the power to confuse people's hearts.

"Do you know?"

Ghost King asked quietly.

"……cut."

He looked away in embarrassment, but his face was quietly red under the cover of night.

In the dead of night, she walked out of Wu Mi's room with her slippers on.

He picked up his usual cup and accidentally wet the documents on the coffee table while pouring water.

"oops."

He hastily pulled out a tissue to wipe it off.

At this time, the title of the document caught the attention of a detective.

[About the plan to invite female singer Tori, program producer: Tsukihiko]

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感谢在2020-05-1021:11:54~2020-05-1222:29:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Xiaochunri and 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Elaine 3;

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