Interstellar First Parenting Teacher

At six o'clock in the morning, the blazing stars are rising, and the light hits the balcony of the bedroom. The dawn flower that blooms when it meets the light quietly splits open, showing its light blue stamen and nine beautiful petals.

Chu Youran, who was used to getting up at this time, rubbed her eyes and sat up lazily, revealing her tight and slender waistline.There was a bit of blush on the delicate cheeks, coupled with a pair of obsidian-like peach blossom eyes, the usually elegant and gentle beauty looked even more gorgeous and sexy at this time.

After getting up and putting on her shoes, Chu Youran casually straightened her slightly messy black hair, went to wash and make breakfast.

After the breakfast was served on the dining table, a red shadow flashed on the window of the living room. A middle-aged man with long red hair was already sitting on the seat by the window. Very sharp taste, narrow cheeks, handsome facial features three-dimensional and deep, elegant and noble smile, but also a little ruffian, a proper image of a handsome uncle.He took a sip from the porridge bowl, tapped the mouth of the bowl with a spoon, and urged with a somewhat hoarse voice, "Some sugar."

Chu Youran sprinkled some on him with a small spoon, and quickly hid the sugar jar in her space, "Eating too much sugar is bad for your health, one spoonful is enough."

Chu Hongyu looked at him aggrieved, "You unfilial son, why did I give birth to you unfilial..."

Chu Youran ignored his cries, pushed the bun very calmly, stretched out a slender white finger to shake under the other's eyelids, and said angrily: "Don't make trouble, how can you be born alone, like a paramecium The same split birth? Then why don't you give birth to a few more and split a universe?"

Chu Hongyu coughed, and became very serious in an instant: "You were sick before, and you have forgotten everything about your childhood. Your mother and father are my lovers, and I will never marry you for the rest of your life. After quietly giving birth to you, you will never get sick again. , I’m sorry, I’ll bring you back when he’s dead.” Typical nonsense with eyes open, obviously asking the kid where your family is when you picked him up, but now he’s born himself.

"Yeah, dear dear, you can crack it as you want, and you can live it as you want." Chu Youran was tired of hearing these outrageous versions. Last time, she said that she would spit him out after drinking too much How disgusting it is.Afraid that the other party would say some terrible ways to give birth, Chu Youran hurriedly followed the other party's words and asked: "Then can you tell your dear son who is in Di Luo's family? This child's condition is very serious and he needs to be properly guided. I always feel that this child’s family is not an ordinary person.”

"Has your mental strength grown again? You have become more and more sensitive recently. The previous medicines for treatment were not in vain, and you are about to recover." When this child was first picked up, his mental strength was almost completely destroyed. It's not just external interference when being hunted down, but also long-term exposure to some psychoactive drugs.Fortunately, the foundation is good, and it took him a lot of effort to cure it.

Chu Youran thought for a while, and asked, "How about I go to the Mental Power Testing Center to check?"

"No need," Chu Hongyu saw that he looked slender, and he even took seven or eight buns, pushed the one beside him to his son, and said solemnly: "Be low-key, and don't say it when you are tall. Going out is hypocrisy, understand?"

"Understood." Although the other party's words were not convincing, but Chu Youran's temperament was indifferent, and she was obediently taught - continue to eat the ninth bun.

It wasn't that he ate too much, it was that there was something wrong with this body. Chu Youran felt that her animal body must be super big, just like a mammoth.

Chu Hongyu was very satisfied with his attitude, and said with a smile: "Although the identity of the students in our school is kept secret, as my dearest son, I still want to tell you a little news. Take good care of the little black panther, he is the queen of my old friend."

"Looks like a little black panther? What do you mean? Dilo is not a real black panther? Can he transform? Can he grow wings? But his uncle is really big." Chu Youran thought maliciously, it must be the long The nutrition in the brain was used to grow the body, with a simple mind and well-developed limbs, Chu Youran was full of resentment for the two words that had been read last night.

In Chu Hongyu's eyes, there was undisguised disgust. When picking up a child, he only looked at the face and not the IQ. He was very anxious about thinking about it at every turn. One day he was killed by someone. He would think that he drank too much and drowned in the water basin.Chu Hongyu pursed his lips and heheed twice, "It's just a leopard with a difficult birth."

Chu Youran raised her eyebrows, "Difficult labor? What age is it still difficult to deliver?" Isn't it all eggs that are born and then hatched slowly? Why is it difficult to deliver?

Chu Hongyu got annoyed with a few sentences, "Why are you talking so much, no wonder you can't get married!" In his opinion, no matter what he explained, Chu Youran's IQ couldn't understand. When he picked up Chu Youran, it was only a male orc He explained the transformation three times, one can imagine how low Chu Youran's IQ is.

"Those who want to marry me have been beaten into cripples by you, dear father." Chu Youran was also very speechless, for some reason she was always regarded as mentally retarded.

At this time, Chu Hongyu said to his retarded son with a serious face: "If you want to marry my son, at least he can beat me. What's the use if he can't protect you?"

"Then am I not alone all my life?" There are only a handful of people in the entire empire who can beat Chu Hongyu, except for the old man in the palace.In his previous life, homosexuality was not allowed in the family, and he was kicked out of the house with this as an excuse, ruining his reputation.I have to be gay in this life, and being a father won't let me.

Chu Hongyu wiped his mouth after eating and drinking, not wanting to waste any time on this issue, "In short, Di Luo has no father and no mother. When he was just a dick, he lived with a bachelor uncle. His uncle has high eyes, proud heart, and special Smelly and shameless, he likes to pretend to be deep when he's obviously boring, and his mouth is so short that he can't say a single nice word, but this kitten likes to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, and anyone who sees him wants to beat him up to eight times a day." Hei's student Hei was very sour, and Chu Hongyu's mentality was also particularly distorted.

Seeing the other party jump off the ten-story building after finishing speaking, Chu Youran silently complained that all her skills were useless in a serious place, but she climbed the stairs very smoothly. I wonder if his only disciple has learned this trick? trick.However, Di Luo had no father or mother, which also made Chu Youran secretly feel distressed, no wonder his temper was so awkward, and it had something to do with his background.As for that uncle... Although his father is also very talkative, he has never heard him judge a person so harshly. If he is really so bad, what is the point of living?

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Palace, small restaurant.

This small restaurant is the place where Uncle Wells and nephew eat on weekdays. In order to take care of Dillo, it was specially chosen to be not far from the bedroom of the two uncles and nephews when it was rebuilt.

After breakfast, Wells, who had never been sick since he was a child, suddenly sneezed for the first time, and all the waiters around trembled, even Dilo, who was holding a bird egg in his two paws and struggling to pull it into his mouth, was suspicious. Look at your uncle.The little leopard was full of disgust. His uncle was much uglier than himself, and his body was even worse. No wonder no females were willing to bear cubs for him at such an old age.

Wells frowned slightly, as if he was also surprised.With a cold face, he couldn't figure out why, watching his nephew wipe his paws after eating, Wells took out a small stick with colorful feathers at one end from the space button, and shook it above Dilo's head.

The little leopard's eyes became bright all of a sudden, and he subconsciously stretched out his paws to scratch it. Feeling that his movements were a bit out of touch, Dilo snorted unhappily, expressing that he doesn't play such silly games! ╭(╯^╰)╮Wells' eyes flashed a smile, his handsome face maintained a serious look, and his demeanor was rigorous and cold, but he was extremely skilled in swinging the cat teasing stick above Dilo's head.

The soft feathers brushed gently over the top of the head, making the little leopard itch, and subconsciously stretched out its paws again to scratch. The feathers that were originally within reach of the claws were slightly raised by someone maliciously, and Dilo swung his paws in the air After a pause of three seconds, he became angry.The little leopard pounced on it with a howl, and was bound to fight this seductive feathered fairy!

Wells narrowed his eyes slightly, and continued to tease his lovely nephew. Dilo didn't like to hear what he said: "What? You can't jump anymore? Are you fat again?"

"Not at all!" Dino jumped higher and higher each time in anger, determined not to let the stupid uncle underestimate him!

"Tsk tsk," Wells kicked his nephew's waist in distaste, "Tighten your waist, come again."

It is conceivable how Di Luo's so cool that he has no friends' powerful fighting power is achieved. If Chu Youran sees this scene, he will definitely order a row of wax for his lovely students.

When Dilo knocked down the feather spirit, it was already time for school, so His Royal Highness Dilo put the bald cat teaser on the aircraft under the surprised eyes of everyone, and he planned to give his spoils to his teacher. I grabbed his hand yesterday, and today I barely coaxed him.

Might, strong, but, already!He didn't apologize at all! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Wells followed closely on the aircraft without the royal emblem, sat next to Dillo, and tugged at the bald cat teaser.

Dilo kicked him with his hind paw in dissatisfaction: You move!Get dirty with your smell!

Wells touched his space ring, and then said to Crewe in front of him in a deep voice, "Prepare another box."

"A box? Alright, Your Majesty, I'll send someone to prepare it right away." Crewe, who was flying the aircraft, immediately agreed. After trying countless toys, His Majesty Wells found that his nephew was only interested in colorful feathers, so he felt sorry for him. The Firebird family will have a few beautiful tail hairs plucked every once in a while.

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At the gate of the school, Chu Youran stood quietly in front of the door. The other four had been carried back to the classroom by Hal, leaving him here to wait for Dilo.It was only 5 minutes before the door was closed that I saw the silver aircraft without any markings speeding towards it yesterday.After the aircraft came to a complete stop, the hatch opened, Chu Youran raised her face, and saw a handsome black cheetah with Dilo in its mouth showing its figure, its golden eyes were domineering and stern, it seemed familiar...

The author has something to say: Irresponsible Little Theater:

Chu Youran: "What's the point of living like this?"

Wells: "The meaning of my life is to meet you, my dear, we are going to have three litters of cubs!"

Chu Youran: "... Get lost!"