Entering the entertainment industry too deeply

Zhang Chi and Weicheng took the big envelope and returned the same way. When they returned, they saw the Internet celebrity lady and the host Zhang Miaomiao standing by the stone bridge.

They saw that Zhang Chi and Weicheng had also returned. Zhang Miaomiao was more extroverted than the Internet celebrity Nine Lives Killer, and he was also more of a "inner circle", but he was not familiar with Zhang Chi and Weicheng, but he still waved enthusiastically.Zhang Chi and Weicheng walked over, Zhang Miaomiao held up the envelope in his hand, paused his eyes on Weicheng for a while, and then greeted the two of them: "You two are so fast, the others haven't come back yet."

Zhang Chi and Weicheng also greeted them both. Zhang Chi pointed to the envelope in Zhang Miaomiao's hand: "Is there a problem in the envelope?"

Zhang Miaomiao looked at her sister Yu's partner and then at Weicheng, Weicheng reacted quickly: "Is the problem related to me?"

Zhang Miaomiao: "Is this... guess?"

The smile on Weicheng's face froze for a moment, and then curled his lips: "Hey, Teacher Miaomiao, don't you want to be tricky, tell me what the problem is?"

Zhang Miaomiao: "Then what's the question in your envelope?"

Weicheng: "Oh, does Teacher Miaomiao want to know?"

Nine Lives also leaned over: "I guess the questions in the envelope are all related to a few of us."

Weicheng smiled slightly, and Nine Lives Kill and Zhang Miaomiao heard the brat slowly utter two words: "Guess?"

Nine Lives & Zhang Miaomiao: "..."

The cameraman and the director next to him covered their mouths and laughed with a "poof".

Zhang Chi leaned against the stone bridge, listening to Weicheng, Zhang Miaomiao, and Jiumingsha bickering in his ears, and looked along the sparkling river.As soon as he and Acropolis came over, the first thing he saw was the green "mat" spread by the river. He looked at it for a long time, but he didn't see what it was.

Jiumingsha explained at this time: "That is a fingerboard."

Zhang Chi, Zhang Miaomiao, and Weicheng unanimously turned their attention to this girl, and Nine Lives Killed explained: "The acupressure board is raised like a cobblestone, stepping on it with bare feet without shoes can massage the acupoints on the soles of the feet." effect."

Zhang Chi felt that the program team would not be so kind, he hesitated for a while: "Is that so?" Isn't it tricking people?

"Step on it..." Jiumingsha was thinking of adjectives, and the three of them saw her showing a very meaningful smile: "It's very cool."

When Luo Changning's group came back, they were with Qiao Qiao's group, and they met halfway. Both groups were holding a big envelope. As soon as they got back to the stone bridge, they saw Zhang Chi and the others taking off their shoes and stepping on a green road. plastic board.

The camera and the staff surrounded them and took pictures of them. When Luo Changning and the others approached, they heard all kinds of exaggerated groans/groans. When you listen carefully, the sounds sound like a mixture of pain and excitement. Listen It's really good.

"Acupressure board?" Several people approached, and Qiao Qiao was the first to exclaim.

Luo Changning walked over, Zhang Chi took off his shoes and put on cartoon dog socks, stepped on a few boards and jumped over.Luo Changning was facing him, when he saw Zhang Chi's expression of death, he shouted "Wow" all the way, and finally jumped down on tiptoe, Luo Changning stretched out his hand to catch it, and the camera lens followed him all the way , Zhang Chi lay in Luo Changning's arms and groaned: "It's really...so cool..."

Luo Changning rubbed his head: "Is it fun?"

Zhang Chi leaned into his ear and mumbled something.

Xu Chengqian stood with his old buddy Fatty Yu, the screenwriter, not knowing what was going on with Zhang Chi's dying expression, and he didn't understand the power of the finger press board. Qiao Qiao covered his face and said to the accompanying director: "Wow , Don’t you want to step on the shiatsu board? This is simply fatal!”

The director waved, and the director came over, still holding a loudspeaker. Seeing that they were all together, Zhang Chi lay on Luo Changning's body and shouted to the director, "Director Li, shall we hold the envelope by ourselves? What are we going to play with?" Do you want us to step on the fingerboard by ourselves?"

The director held a loudspeaker: "Is everyone here?"

Zhang Chi had really learned the power of the shiatsu board, and asked the director persistently: "Director! Are we going to step on this shiatsu board?"

The director's loudspeaker: "Oh, Zhang Chi children's shoes, please be quiet. Not everyone has to step on it. Listen to me and tell me the rules. This shiatsu board has four paths. You rock-paper-scissors, follow the winner to choose to go first. Which one, lift up the first fingerboard of each road to decide how you cross this road."

The eight people got together immediately. One of Zhang Chi and Zhang Miaomiao had participated in this kind of show before, and the other was the host of a variety show. They were relatively familiar with these routines.The camera came close, and the director urged them to quickly guess the boxing game. It is enough for the four groups to send four people to play the boxing game, and there is no need for eight people to come together.

In the end, Luo Changning was the luckiest, he got three scissors for one stone, and Xu Chengqian got the first choice.

Luo Changning and Xu Chengqian came out, looked at it, chose the second road from the river, and lifted the first fingerboard. There was a white paper on the board, and black words on the paper—two legs go this way.

Several people leaned over and looked at Luo Changning and Xu Chengqian, and Xu Chengqian also looked at Luo Changning. The two of them should have four legs when crossing this road, and two legs are written on the paper—doesn't it mean that one person is carrying another person or hugging another person? Have you been?

Xu Chengqian's head was sweating immediately, looking at his big belly, Luo Changning turned back calmly and asked the director: "The two of us will walk separately. After I finish walking, if Xu Datou walks again, won't he be crossing his legs?"

The editor knew that Luo Changning was looking for a loophole, so he shook his head: "Mr. Luo, if you want two people to cross this road at the same time, you can't walk separately."

Xu Chengqian was full of affection immediately: "My dear friend——"

Luo Changning took a deep breath, stood in front of the shiatsu board, and the choreographer gave a friendly reminder: "Mr. Xu, Mr. Luo, you need to take off your shoes."

Luo Changning took off his shoes, and they were socks with cartoon cats on them. He stood on the acupressure board, his feet slightly scratched, but he could still bear it. Zhang Chi was already anxious for him, and seeing Xu Chengqian's stature, he wanted to help him Changning made the sign of the cross.Xu Chengqian had a pair of white socks on his feet, and his feet were as fat as a person's. He slowly lay on the back of Luo Changning who was bent over.

In the next second, Luo Changning took the first step, and the second step fell. No one shouted, but in front of the camera, everyone saw his face change suddenly, and then went out on the third step. Luo Changning "Hiss—" Taking a deep breath, his face was so contorted that he was about to roll his eyes, and finally he couldn't help but shake the fat guy Xu Chengqian off.

Xu Chengqian sat on the shiatsu board, feeling miraculous, and went to see Luo Changning: "Is this shiatsu board so difficult to walk? Does it hurt?"

Luo Changning had already jumped onto the cobblestone road, standing on tiptoe, not caring if he was losing his composure, the expression on Jun's face almost made him want to die.Everyone else laughed unkindly, only Qiao Qiao opened his eyes wide, and went to see his partner Yu Fatty, the screenwriter, whose tonnage was bigger than Xu Chengqian, and felt sorry for him, and was afraid to leave like Luo Changning way.

Zhang Chi also laughed, but he was quite kind, and made up his mind to feel sorry for his own Chang Ning: "Director Xu, you and Chang Ning exchanged mutual backs, it's unbearable to go on alone."

Xu Chengqian didn't believe in evil, stood up, stepped on the acupressure board with two fat feet, and felt okay after taking a step, although his face was half distorted, and after taking two steps normally, everyone heard Director Xu "Oh--" His voice jumped off the shiatsu board with lightning speed.

After jumping down and looking at Luo Changning, Luo Changning's facial features returned to their original positions, pointing at the acupressure board in a very unfriendly way: "I carried you just now, now it's you carrying me." After a pause, he added expressionlessly: " Best friend."

Xu Chengqian: "...Is it too late to break up now?"

It may be too late to break up, but the partner cannot be changed. This time, Xu Chengqian carried Luo Changning on his back. Luo Changning just got on the ground, and Xu Chengqian walked less than half a meter away, screaming like a butcher - he was killed Pig, shook Luo Changning down, and pointed at Luo Changning confidently: "It's you, partner."

Everyone saw Luo Changning carrying Xu Chengqian on his back, taking the same step - about half a meter, Luo Changning put Xu Chengqian down and asked Xu Chengqian to carry him.

The two of them are like this, you step by step and I step by step, switching backs with each other, it's hard to watch, but it's also very funny.

The remaining six people suddenly laughed together, and the director shouted: "You are still watching, the last group will be punished!"

The six people hurriedly guessed punches, and Qiao Qiao won the second one. He chose the one closest to the river and lifted the first board. There was only one reminder—be careful not to fall into the river. , Director Yu's body, she, Qiao Baqian, can't bear it!

Nine Lives Killed the third one to win, and chose the farthest one.Zhang Chi and Weicheng can only take the third road from the other side of the river.

He and Weicheng walked over, Jiumingsha and Zhang Miaomiao took out a strap from under the board, and they played with three legs.Zhang Chi and Wei Cheng saw that the two of them took the first step and their faces turned black at the same time. In the second step, the two of them jumped to both sides without any sense of loyalty--one of each leg was bound to the other, and they went together. As a result of jumping by myself, two people bumped into each other head to head and sat on the shiatsu board.

"Pfft——" Zhang Chi covered his mouth, the scene was so funny, Wei Cheng lifted the board at this moment, his expression changed, they had the same style as Luo Changning, and they were still walking on two legs.

Zhang Chi also saw it. Look at Aocheng. Aocheng is a head shorter than him. He is only about 1.7 meters tall. Not to mention his height, Aocheng is sixteen years old. Legs, let Acropolis carry him - it's child abuse.

Zhang Chi immediately grimaced, but the other three groups had set off. He figured that the last group would have to suffer, so he took off his shoes and stepped on them. Weicheng also took off his shoes. He stopped him: "Xiaocheng, I also I don’t expect you to recite me anymore—you must not be able to recite it, come on, Teacher Zhang will recite you to the end in one go!”

Wei Cheng silently lay on Zhang Chi's back. Zhang Chi gritted his teeth and ran out. Qiao Qiao and Fatty Yu were walking on tiptoes. Before they saw Zhang Chi, they heard Zhang Chi's voice.

The three groups looked at Zhang Chi together, only to see Zhang Chi running all the way with Weicheng on his back, screaming: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ah, it hurts me to death——!"

Three groups of people: "..." I rubbed it, Zhang Chi looked extremely painful!What is he doing so fast!

What Zhang Chi wanted was early death and early rebirth, and he was the last one to start but overtook the other three groups in an instant, and immediately became the leader. This style also inspired the rest of the group.

Zhang Miaomiao and Jiu Ming Sha gritted their teeth and followed closely behind with their legs bound. Luo Changning and Xu Chengqian also looked at each other silently, and finally persisted once and could persist in walking two steps before changing people!

Qiao Qiao’s group seems to be the most relaxed, but Fatty Yu’s screenwriter seems to be more sensitive to the acupressure board on the soles of his feet. When he takes one step and walks two steps, his whole body shakes. Qiao Qiao has already walked out three or four times. When it’s too late, I have to stop and cheer up Writer Yu: “Come on, come on! Writer Yu, take a step forward! Don’t be afraid!”

Saying this, she walked backwards, and the moment her footsteps fell again, Qiao Qiao paused, feeling——not good!Why do I feel extra smooth under my feet? ——I can't stand at all!

The next moment, she tilted her body, and Qiao Qiao couldn't help falling to the side amidst the background sound of screenwriter Yu's "嘤嘤嘤"——

With a sound of "哗啦", Screenwriter Yu's chirping sound turned into a scream. Zhang Chi and his group looked over and saw that Screenwriter Yu was throwing a whole body of fat, and he was not afraid of the acupressure board anymore. , the Jojo people are gone.

Look again, Qiao Qiao's head popped out of the river, she spat, shook her head and cursed: "Your sister!"

No wonder the prompt said to be careful of falling into the river!The shiatsu board is waxed!

Screenwriter Yu brought Qiao Qiao up, and the two walked away as if facing a formidable enemy. Qiao Qiao even shivered when the wind blew. In fact, before the recording of the show, he was reminded that there might be some tricky things—such as falling into the river , I didn't expect it to fall so unexpectedly!

On Zhang Chi's side, screaming all the way between No. [-] and No. [-] and Dying, dying, he was the first to reach the finish line as usual.

Nine Lives and Zhang Miaomiao worked together and stopped caring about each other. When the second one reached the finish line, Luo Changning turned his back on Xu Chengqian and passed Qiao Qiao and Screenwriter Yu with a distorted face behind his back. Qiao Qiao sneezed, With tears in his eyes: "It's too much! She's a girl!"

The director spoke loudly: "Our program only has idols! No distinction between men and women!"

Male participants: "No, no, no! Director! Men and women still have to be separated!" They are not Dongfang Bubai!

At the finish line, after a rest, Qiao Qiao went to change clothes and came back. Ms. Qiao fell into the water miserably. When she came back, the remaining seven people sat on the fingerboard and formed a circle. Everyone took mineral water and poured it into disposable paper cups. There are also various spice jars around.

"What are you doing?" Qiao Qiao ran over, Director Yu's face was already hopeless, Zhang Chi happily called her over: "This is the last punishment to arrive."

"What punishment?" Qiao Qiao's eyes widened, feeling that something was wrong. She could smell soy sauce, vinegar, chicken essence and other seasonings!

"Here." Zhang Chi pointed to a few disposable plastic cups: "Choose one to drink."

"Damn it!" Qiao Qiao went to direct the show, and she was as hopeless as screenwriter Yu, and wanted to cry: "Do you really want to drink?"

"I want it." The director replied to her, gloating on his face, Qiao Qiao suspected that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today, and looked at the screenwriter Yu, and the screenwriter Yu picked a drink, probably because of the idea of ​​early death and early rebirth, I did it in one breath. After I did it, my complexion suddenly changed and I wanted to vomit. Zhang Chi and the big men yelled: "Swallow it! Swallow it! Yubian, don't spit it! Swallow it!"

Screenwriter Yu closed his eyes and let out a thud--swallowed. After swallowing, he grabbed a bottle of mineral water and drank wildly. After drinking, he stuck out his tongue: "I'm so hot, who put the chili powder and pepper!"

Qiao Qiao thought, it's okay to be spicy, she likes spicy food very much. At this time, several people looked at her, and they couldn't see the gentleman's spirit at all, they only saw some schadenfreude, Qiao Qiao accused Luo Changning: " Teacher Luo, you still look at me expectantly!"

Obviously Luo Ouba is usually a serious person!They were all taken away by Zhang Chi and the others!

Luo Changning put away the smile at the corners of his mouth to hide it: "Um...is there? You read it wrong."

Qiao Qiao: "You have the ability not to put on a smiling face! Fall!"

Zhang Chi looked at it at this moment and pushed out a cup: "I remember this cup has a mild taste, you can drink this cup."

"I don't." Seeing Zhang Chi laughing the most, Qiao Qiao rejected his kindness righteously, picked a cup far away from this one, picked it up, and when everyone looked at her, she was shaking while holding it , Zhang Chi: "Cut, if you don't believe me, forget it, Director Qiao, hurry up and drink?"

Qiao Qiao gulped it down like a martyr going to die.

After drinking a small cup, the cup was poured and it was clean. Everyone said, "Director Qiao is amazing", "Director Qiao is good", "Director Qiao is a hero among girls". So he patted her on the shoulder, and handed over the mineral water with a conscience: "Are you all right?"

Qiao Qiao looked at him, rolled his big eyes, Luo Changning: "...why roll your eyes at me?"

As soon as the words fell, Qiao Baqian turned his head and bent over: "Ugh—"

Vomited.

"Pfft hahahaha—!" Everyone laughed, and Zhang Chi thumped the ground with a smile: "Your cup is the most filling, and you still don't believe me, it's too bad—hahahaha—I'm dying of laughter!"

Jojo: "Ouch—you guys—oh——"

Luo Changning passed the water over: "Rinse your mouth."

"Changning Ouba! You are the most...why are you laughing!"

After Qiao Qiao vomited, rinsed his mouth, and returned to the team, the director who gloated and had all kinds of bad ideas held up a loudspeaker: "Now everyone, let's play a quiz game. If you get a wrong answer, you can choose a glass of seasoned water that you have prepared in front of you. "

Those who had just added ingredients to the water were very happy and were stunned: "..."

"Wait!" Zhang Chi was the first to protest: "Fuck! Director, you didn't say we wanted to drink!"

How unpalatable these seasonings are - they know best the complexity of their seasonings!

"Director!" Wei Cheng also shouted, "Re-tune!"

Zhang Miaomiao seconded: "Yes, yes, let's re-tune!"

"Shut up." The director ruthlessly refused: "Okay, you can open the envelope and choose a group to answer the questions. The loser's partner will also have a glass of spiced water."

"Aww!" Eight people wailed, especially Qiao Qiao - she had no idea what these guys added!What a terrible feeling!But while they were howling, Zhang Chi was the first to open the envelope, and his eyes rolled: "This question—I'm asking myself."

Nine Lives was the first to react: "You are very sure about the answer to this question."

Others are also awakened, can they still play like this?

Director: "Zhang Chi reads the question, asks and answers by himself, it's fine, as long as you can answer it correctly."

Zhang Chi read out the question confidently: "Basic common sense question, the first question, who is better, Zhang Chi or Luo Changning?"

As soon as this question came up, everyone's eyes were on Luo Changning and Zhang Chi. Wei Cheng thought about it for a while. Luo Changning and Zhang Chi looked about the same height. ,it should be no problem?

Luo Changning also looked at Zhang Chi. He and Zhang Chi never talked about their height. They stood together but he could clearly see the top of Zhang Chi's head. Zhang Chi also looked up slightly when he saw him. It seemed that Zhang Chi also knew —

"I'm as tall as Teacher Luo."

Luo Changning: "Wait!"

Zhang Chi was still triumphant: "The two of us stand together, and I can tell that we are the same height."

Director: "Congratulations—wrong answer!"

Luo Changning held his forehead, Zhang Chi: "Eh? Wrong? No, how could it be wrong!"

"Chang Ning!" Zhang Chi stopped calling Teacher Luo, anyway, he didn't call before, everyone thought they had a good relationship, so it's not surprising that he called Chang Ning directly, "Chang Ning, stand up and let's compare!"

The corners of Luo Changning's mouth twitched, and he stood up. Zhang Chi stood facing him, and then said, "Look, are we the same height?"

Director: "Children's shoes Zhang Chi, this is a visual error. Didn't you notice that your eyes are looking up? We have investigated it, and you are really two centimeters shorter than Teacher Luo."

Luo Changning put his hands on Zhang Chi's shoulders: "This...you'll know when I go back and draw you a picture. You know that your eyes are slightly looking up?"

"..." Zhang Chi turned his head silently, he!He's actually shorter than Luo Changning!Rather than drinking seasoned water later!This fact is a blow to the soul!

Director: "Okay, okay, I remember Zhang Chi's group, there are two questions on the card, Weicheng, read the next one."

Acropolis already felt very unlovable. If he got the next question right, he would have to drink seasoning water. The director added: "If you get a wrong answer again, drink two cups."

Weicheng suddenly became energetic. He took out the card, looked it around, and read the question: "Basic common sense question, the second question, who has the thicker waistline, director Xu or screenwriter Yu?"

Zhang Chi: "Let me answer this! It must be Yu Yu who is more rough!"

Weicheng: "I appointed Teacher Luo to answer."

Luo Changning looked at Xu Chengqian, and Xu Chengqian sucked his stomach uncomfortably. Luo Changning looked at Director Yu again. Director Yu felt that his heart had been greatly hurt. Luo Changning pointed at Xu Chengqian: "Director Yu is evenly fat, but Xu The big head has a thicker waist, and he only has a fat belly."

Xu Chengqian: "...Why do I feel like I've been hit in the heart!"

Director: "Teacher Luo—that's right! What a pity."

Luo Changning looked at the director of the program group: "...I heard you!"

"Okay, okay, the next group, I remember that Zhang Miaomiao's group is also a basic question of common sense, so you can designate someone to answer the reading questions in your group."

Zhang Miaomiao opened the envelope, and read: "For the basic common sense question, our group only has one question. May I ask—Who is higher between Nine Lives and Acropolis?"

Nine Lives: "I designated Qiao Qiao's group to answer."

Qiao Qiao and screenwriter Yu turned their gazes between Acropolis and Nine Lives, Qiao Qiao: "Acropolis, Nine Lives, you two stand up and take a look?"

Jiu Mingsha stood up indifferently, Weicheng looked at Jiu Mingsha's seven or eight centimeter high heels, thought for a while and stood up, Zhang Chi thought about it and said: "I think Weicheng should be taller, Jiu Mingsha She looks tall, but look at her shoes."

However, Luo Changning felt that the program group had a lot of tricks, it was not that simple: "I think they are the same height?"

Qiao Qiao and Fatty Yu sized them up carefully, but asked them to compare - the director didn't allow it, so Qiao Qiao and Fatty Yu finally chose the same answer as Luo Changning: "It should be the same height."

"Hehe." The director smiled: "Miss Nine, come on, take off your high heels and compare with Weicheng."

Nine Lives took off his high heels, and Aocheng felt a little awkward when he saw it. He reluctantly went over to compare his height, and Zhang Chi opened his mouth wide: "Weicheng, you are not taller than Nine Lives!"

Weicheng: "No...it's because Ninth Sister is too tall!"

Nine Lives Shrugged: "I'm 1.7 meters two."

Qiao Qiao covered her face: "I won't drink it! I'm going to vomit to death!"

Zhang Chi was very happy to have a companion to be punished together. Only Luo Changning complained about the key point: "Basic common sense question - where is the common sense?"

In this outdoor reality show, in the end, except for Luo Changning and Xu Chengqian, the remaining three groups were all punished, and they wrapped up the last few cups of seasoning water together. tuned out.After the editing and processing of this program was broadcast, netizens all left messages laughing, saying that this is self-inflicted evil.

Luo Changning has participated in this outdoor reality show, and said that he never wants to participate in the second time. Although it is fun to watch other people being manipulated, it is very unpleasant to switch to himself.

After the recording of the show, Luo Changning and Zhang Chi went home after a good night's sleep. Two days later, Zhang Chi's courier came to the door, and it was still very big. Zhang Chi came back with the courier. Luo Changning was curious about what it was, and Zhang Chi was still mysterious. Xixi refused to say anything, so he had no choice but to go over and help dismantle it together.

The express box was tightly packed, and the paper knife was pulled open vigorously. Luo Changning pulled out a stack of plastic boards of different colors, and looked at the familiar and painful bumps on the surface of the plastic boards...

Luo Changning was speechless: "Why did you buy a stack of shiatsu boards?"

Zhang Chi: "Press the acupoints on the soles of the feet! Exercise endurance! Chang Ning, this is a good thing!"

Luo Changning... No, go away!Just exercise yourself!