Cannon fodder's self-cultivation

Xiao Di is an ordinary white-collar elite. After returning home from work, he is a veritable otaku. He reads comics, plays games, obsesses with the Two-dimensional goddess, and occasionally prepares materials for work the next day. In short, he He is very satisfied with his life, without any form of dissatisfaction or resentment, does not believe in any form of urban legends and campus ghost stories, and is a [-]% atheist straight man.

Logically speaking, such a person is the least suitable for time-traveling requirements.

However, Xiao Di crossed over.

There was no warning when things happened, and there was no defense.

On Monday, when he came to the company as usual and turned on his computer to sort out the documents for the meeting, he received an email.As usual, I clicked on the email to check, and found that it was just an advertisement page for an online game.

"Honey, do you want to experience a different life?"

"Do you want to fight in all directions in a different world?"

"Do you want to dominate the world and conquer all kinds of girls in the world?"

"Want to be a winner in life?"

"..."

What the hell?It's been almost ten years since I graduated from the second grade of middle school, the world of chuunibha no longer appeals to me...and!It's work time!How the hell is this going to be closed!When I moved the mouse and was about to cross off the page, I found that there was no red cross in the upper right corner.

The meeting materials are still in the computer, I should have backed up a copy last night...Xiao Di thought to himself, I really shouldn't just open the junk mail casually!It's almost time for the meeting, what should I do... I saw two options at the bottom of the advertisement page: "yes" & "no", if there is no way, just click "no"...

"click"

Following the "click" sound of pressing the mouse, Xiao Di felt dizzy for a while, and his consciousness began to blur. A second before his consciousness completely disappeared, a series of electronic voices flashed in his mind, "Congratulations to the player for choosing cannon fodder pure love." mode, the system will enter the game after a beep, beep—"

"Huh..." Xiao Di suddenly opened his eyes as if awakened from sleep, and before he could react to look around, someone grabbed his hands and feet and pressed him to the ground. Someone grabbed his hair and made him lift He raised his face, and punched him with a heavy punch.

Xiao Di, who was beaten to the point of staring at him, vaguely heard someone say, "Say it quickly! Where is Lou Xiujie!"

What?what's the situation?Could it be kidnapping?Who is Lou Xiujie? I have never heard of it before... No, no, this is not kidnapping... Xiao Di half-opened his eyes that were beaten into panda eyes, and quietly looked around... Damn these people wearing ancient costumes are trying to make trouble!I won't stray into some ancient costume studio or something... No, there is no studio, no camera, no director, the fist that hit me is real, and the person opposite is holding a knife and trying to kill someone...

Mom/Dan Laozi won't travel through time! ! !

Time travel is really impossible, haha, hahaha... I must be dreaming!Yes, dreaming!So these are all my fantasies!Mom/egg, wake up!Wake up! !Why can't mom/egg wake up!

Just when Xiao Di analyzed the current situation and confirmed that he was in a dream, the person opposite was dissatisfied, "Hmph! I don't know when you became so tough, it's very nourishing to be a male favorite with Lou Xiujie." The man clamped Xiao Di's chin, "You are my dog, how dare you betray me!"

Don't pinch your brother Di's chin!You are the dog!You are all dogs!Why are the people in the dream of labor and management so cruel!etc!I heard that if you have a dream, you can return to the real world if you die in the dream. Is it true?It won't be completely over... my sister will have a meeting in a few minutes, I can wait for the leader but I can't wait!Gave it up for work!

Xiao Di's silence completely angered the person opposite, "I think you don't want to care about your sister's life because of Lou Xiujie, come here! Bring Xiao Ruyue here!"

younger sister?In the dream, I even imagined a younger sister for myself?By the way, what is this person talking about? I don't know what "for" Lou Xiujie is...

Just when Xiao Di was wandering, two younger brothers who looked like passers-by escorted a sick girl in. The girl struggled when she saw Xiao Di, crying and calling for brother to save me.

When the girl entered the door, Xiao Di's eyes lit up - oh, what a nice girl!Emma, ​​don't cry. If I could give you a score of [-], I will lose points if I cry again!

The man who pinched Xiao Di's chin sneered, and took out a small bottle from his arms, "Xiao Di, tell me where Lou Xiujie is, or I'll drink this bottle of star anise crabapple for your sister! Your sister's life and Lou Xiujie's life, choose one."

Aniseed crabapple?It doesn't sound very powerful, can it really eat dead people!And this brother, why do you think I will be threatened by you?You are just a figment of my imagination!If I die, you won’t exist hahahaha, if you dare to pinch your brother Di’s chin, die!

Just when the man was about to give the order to feed the poison, Xiao Di said, "Wait a minute!"

"Why, have you chosen? Tell me where that bastard Lou Xiujie is!"

"Let go of me first." Xiao Di looked calm.

The man felt a little strange, but even Xiao Di couldn't do any tricks, let alone Xiao Ruyue was still in his hands.With a wave of hands, the people holding Xiao Di backed away, Xiao Di coughed a few times and sat up on the ground, "Do you want to know where Lou Xiujie is?"

"Stop talking nonsense, speak quickly!"

"Give me the star aniseed crabapple in your hand and I'll tell you." Give it to me quickly!Busy to die!In a hurry!

The man glanced at Xiao Di and laughed, "Why, are you afraid that my words won't count? Tell me where Lou Xiujie is hiding, and I won't kill your sister, but give her the best treatment, how about it?" , You are not losing money on this deal, Xiao Di." He casually threw the bottle containing the star aniseed crabapple to Xiao Di, signaling that he would keep his word.

Xiao Di got the bottle, "Is this poison/medicine?"

"If you touch it, you will die. The medicine stone will not cure the doctor." It can be seen that the man is quite proud of the toxicity of the star anise crabapple.

"No antidote?"

"The world is poisonous, and there is no antidote." After the man answered, he felt something was wrong, why did he feel that he was being led by the nose by Xiao Di? "Hey, hurry up, tell me where Lou Xiujie is, and I'll let your sister go."

"Oh. That's good." Xiao Di sat cross-legged on the ground, opened the bottle with a snap, and killed the aniseed crabapple inside with a bang.

That person: wtf! ! !

"Hey! Xiao Di! You can't die! Quickly tell me where Lou Xiujie is hiding! Otherwise, I will let Xiao Ruyue be buried with you! Hey! Hey! Hey..."

"elder brother!……"

"Lou Xiujie is here..." I won't tell you, what can you do with labor and wages!Half of what you say will piss you off!

...It hurts so much!Why is my sister in so much pain!Xiao Di clutched her colic stomach, feeling her face was hot, something was pouring out of her nose, eyes and mouth, and soon she couldn't see anything, and the yelling of the man and the girl beside her ears gradually became blurred. I won't just hang up like this...

Suddenly, Xiao Di heard a series of cold electronic voices in his mind:

"The system determines that this world mission has failed.

100% death experience punishment begins...

Confirm the death of the host, and the system will leave the world after a beep.

Beep—"

"Huh..." Xiao Di woke up again and just opened his eyes when he saw a cat face worrying about the country and the people: "Look at——"

What's this?My emperor bazaar black?It's not to blame Xiao Di for thinking wrong, because the fat cat with a white background and black back in front of him is indeed very similar to the fat cat Bazahei in a comic "My Emperor's Bazahei" he once read on the Internet!Oh, except for its golden and silver demon pupils.

"What bullshit Bazahei! This seat is the White Tiger, one of the four mythical beasts!" Bazahei, who called himself the White Tiger, squatted in mid-air and looked down at Xiao Di, ignoring gravity.

"Oh, I know Bazahei." Xiao Di glanced over Fat Cat's stare, looked around to find a place to leave this ghost place, and muttered, "What the hell is this place, I wonder if I'm still dreaming? Why didn't I How about going back? Damn it’s too late for the meeting..."

Speaking of death, Baza's black cat face immediately turned dark, and he jumped in front of Xiao Di to block Xiao Di's sight, and said angrily: "How dare you ignore the mission and commit suicide without permission! How dare you commit suicide! You fucking Dare to commit suicide!"

"Mission? What mission? What is this place? How can I go back?" Xiao Di looked at the gray space around him.

"What! You don't know anything! Why did the Lord God choose such an idiot! Damn it, I need to explain it one by one! I hate explaining!" Bazahei rubbed his head anxiously with his paws.

"What should I know?" The only thing Xiao Di cares about is his eight o'clock meeting.

Bazahei calmed down for a moment, and the golden and silver demon pupils looked at Xiao Di, "Listen boy, I will explain to you next, my patience is limited, don't interrupt me..."

"But……"

"I said don't interrupt my speech!!!" Bazahei's thick black tail with white stripes twitched Xiao Di's face, and Xiao Di just felt... the fluffy touch is great!

Bazahei continued, "Close your mouth and listen carefully to my explanation, and don't accept any questions or suggestions. Hmph! This is the space of the Lord God, and I am Baihu, your observer..."

In fact, Xiao Di still wanted to ask what an "observer" is, but Bazahei stared at him and shut his mouth, only to hear Bazahei continue to say, "You are a player chosen by the Lord God, and your mission is to travel between different worlds." There is no reward for completing the cannon fodder task, but after successfully completing the ten-week world, you can choose to continue the game or leave the game world and return to the real world. The system will punish you with 100% death experience if the task fails, I think you have already experienced it , originally the player could escape from the world while completely shielding the pain of death, but due to the failure of the mission, you must experience the pain of death with all five senses open. Oh, I must mention to you, the first time Well, if random suicides happen again, they will be thrown into the garbage recycling station by the Lord God to be decomposed and there will be no slag left. The above."

There is no reward for success, but there is punishment for failure, so I am at a loss... "So I will be cannon fodder in every world?" Xiao Di asked.

"I said I don't accept questions!" Bazahei frowned instantly, and let out a shrill cat cry, "Meow! Why do you have so many questions! Damn! Are you a hundred thousand why!"

But I just asked a question... Xiao Di thought to himself.

Blowing hair back to blowing hair, Bazahei still answered Xiao Di's question, "Humph! Boy, you are bound to the perfect cannon fodder development system, and the ultimate goal is to become the protagonist's pedal and be successfully cannon fodder, what do you think?"

So I must be cannon fodder...Xiao Di nodded, "Is this the only system you have here that sounds like a scam? I want to change to a system that won't be cannon fodder?"

"You think this is where you want to change it! When I asked you whether you want to choose the winner mode of stud life, if you choose "no", the system defaults that you choose the cannon fodder gay mode. Now you say you want to change! Meow! I hate it Human beings who go from side to side! You humans are like this! Changing back and forth towards Qin Muchu!"

How did I know "no" meant that!I would have chosen "yes" if I knew it earlier!In other words, I don't want to play this game at all! "Is the only way to go back is to complete ten worlds?"

"Of course. By the way, because your suicide world has failed, you can check the task panel in your mind."

Hearing what Bazahei said, Xiao Di was puzzled. The task panel in his mind...huh?Is this the thing?Xiao Di found that something was added to his mind at some point. It felt very strange. It was like a part of the brain that existed there as a matter of course. Is this the task panel... Xiao Di opened the task panel and found that next to Zhoumu The word "Failure" is marked in red.

"Understood? Boy." Bazahei paced in the air, "The system will provide you with a plot outline during the mission, but you have to develop the details by yourself, and the system will also punish you if the main plot deviates from the outline. Of course I I will also give you appropriate hints and help, but don’t expect me to complete the task for you, after all, your task is to complete the task, and my task is to sit here and watch you complete the task.”

Originally, I didn't expect you to be a fat cat... "Oh, I understand roughly." Xiao Di nodded.

"Understand and move on to the next world. Good luck, kid."

As soon as Bazahei finished speaking, Xiao Di heard the electronic sound in his head again: "The game of the second week is started, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, beep——"

When Xiao Di opened his eyes for the third time, he found that he was standing by the edge of a swimming pool, and a figure was struggling in the pool, about to sink.

what's the situation?

Damn, who cares what the situation is, save people first and then talk about it!

"Plop—" Xiao Di jumped into the water, causing a splash of water.