All the stars teach me to fall in love

"Where did you learn such a shocking thing?!" Lu Shanglei's face turned green, pointing at Edward and asked angrily, "Are you trying to kill me?!"

"What thunder? My ability is to devour, and it has nothing to do with thunderstorms." Edward was very confused, and didn't understand why the princess was so excited in the morning.

Of course, he was very happy to see such an energetic princess.

"No, the sentence you asked me just now, do you like what you saw, where did you learn it?" Lu Shang asked frantically, he must not tolerate this kind of thunderous tune corrupting Edward, Edward, a dog man, has already It's a dog, if you add the tune of Roaring brother playing X Yao drama, Lu Shang will immediately die with this dog man with the anger of the whole earth!

So as not to be killed alive!

"Ah, this? I saw it on the network of your earth, and my adjutant recommended it to me. He said that this book is now the No. 1 masterpiece of real-time tipping on the most popular X Jiang network on the earth. , titled "Interstellar Princess Runs with the Ball", readers say that His Royal Highness is very gentle and considerate, and they all like it." Edward took out his optical brain, and directly pulled out an Earth literature website that Lu Shang had heard of.

When Lu Shang saw the green screen, he immediately understood what it was!

Isn't this the legendary green website where "no matter how strong a straight man comes out, he has to be bent into a paperclip"? !

The most coquettish thing is that there is a huge red sign on this article - "Galaxy Universe Essay Contest No. 1!"

Lu Shang crawled over and clicked on the light screen that Edward opened—Edward gave Lu Shang the spouse authority, as long as Edward himself is present, Lu Shang can handle all the information of Edward’s optical brain at will—in short, Lu Shang click on it, take a closer look, The tips for the Galaxy Universe essay call are as follows.

"In the galaxy, beyond the galaxy, at the infinite end of the great universe, in the vast strange galaxy... There is love, and there are miracles. Whether it is a alien race in the interstellar, or a king beyond the galaxy, whether it is a former Comrades become enemies, or I will meet you in the future, love is the ultimate of the universe. The theme of XJiang.com No.80 Eighth Essay Contest 'Galaxy Universe' has begun!"

Lu Shang looked at the release time, a month ago.

Look at the prompt again, with a mouthful of old blood in my heart, and then look at the copy of "Reader Real-time Reward No. 1 for a Great Book"-he is a ruthless and cold-blooded God of War; he is delicate and frail but arrogant and domineering A visitor from another world; an accident brought two people who were impossible to meet in the first place to meet!

Is this a gift of fate, or a cosmic conspiracy?

……

Hey, don't tell me, this copywriting is quite provocative.

And it can't be said that this author is hyping up hot spots!

After all, it has only been more than two weeks since Edward came to Earth. When the author wrote this, she absolutely did not expect that her brain hole would be completely in line with the malice of the big universe!

Sure enough, Lu Shang pulled down, and it was full of "Kneel to the prophet, the author is awesome!"

"Throw a rocket launcher, the author, tell me honestly, can you predict the future!"

"I'm convinced. Now that I read this article, I really can't get rid of the sense of déjà vu, especially when Shou is acting like a baby, and of course I have to use the best to support him. My mind is full of...you know!"

Lu Shang was tired to see the series of +1s following this comment.

Heartbroken, it's fine if his reputation is murdered, this website is full of beautiful sisters and soft girls, his image in the hearts of girls has also become a disaster concubine, Lu Shang feels that the whole person is desperate for a moment .

He was like a salted fish looking up at the starry sky, looking up at the ceiling, and lost his dream in an instant.

"Princess, what's wrong with you?" Edward didn't know what happened. He only saw his princess looked at this website and then looked up at the sky. He looked deeply shocked, and hurriedly asked.

"I'm not innocent anymore..." Lu Shang muttered to himself, then shut down the website abruptly, and then yelled at Edward, "And you, why did your adjutant show you this kind of thing?!"

Edward's eyes wandered suspiciously.

Lu Shang was just asking casually. Seeing Edward like this, he suddenly felt that he smelled some kind of conspiracy, and immediately asked seriously: "Say, don't you have a lot of military affairs? Why did you go to find a special place on Earth?" Website, read a fictional novel written by a person from Earth?”

"Lauren said that people on Earth like this prince very much and find him very attractive." Edward said softly, "You are also a person on Earth, so you should have similar aesthetics to them, right?"

Lu Shang...

Lu Shang felt a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood in his heart, and he fell silent.

He looked at Edward with a serious face in front of him, and answered very confidently. He suddenly felt that this was a very important matter. In order not to see Edward smiling evilly in the future, Lu Shang took a deep breath to calm himself down, and then immediately asked Edward to sit down. , and then said with a serious face: "Listen well, unlike you who only have serious literature and drama, the culture of the earth is more complicated, and it is divided into many types..."

Nat's pan-ruling area Lu still doesn't know, but the entire nation is very tough and martial. Sometimes in Emperor Star, two alphas would fight on the street when nothing happened. It felt like there was nowhere to vent their energy. Aggressive.

In places where force is used to advocating, the development of natural culture will be curbed, but the Nat Empire still has art, but art is basically only a privilege enjoyed by nobles.

For example, if you like singing, you have to listen to the singers of the mermaid tribe. The mermaid tribe does not like to leave the mermaid planet. The only singers are the most out-of-character existences in the mermaid tribe, or they were discovered by agents. Or it was directly supported by the nobles.

Generally, tickets for the former are hard to find even if there is a concert, while the latter only sings for the nobles.

Then this means that the music is basically insulated from the common people.

Of course, there are other arts, such as operas staged in theaters or performances similar to stage plays. This kind of performance is completely different from the earth. Because of the relationship between technology, the expression of war in it can directly simulate the real station with holograms. However, Lu Shang followed through and saw that the whole story was very one-dimensional, basically all kinds of real wars.

It contains a large number of analysis of various strategies of war, as well as a large number of wars against bandits in the galaxy of Prince Edward, the imperial god of war.

Under this kind of thinking, it is obvious that the story will not be very good.

But even so, ordinary people still have little chance to see it, because the theater is played by real people, and they are all masters of art, so it is naturally very expensive.

What is the entertainment of the common people?

The answer is virtual worlds.

Various holographic games and battlefields can meet everyone's entertainment needs.The highly realistic and stimulating holographic star network even makes some ordinary people pay more attention to the life on the Internet than the reality. This kind of people can be described as a house on earth.

And the result of this kind of technology being too far ahead of culture is that the boring and difficult but most thought-provoking text reading has not developed at all on Nat Star.

So except for the music pulled by the bug-like interstellar race of mermaids, the entire culture, except for games, is basically all stories like serious literature.

This kind of cultural barrier also led Edward's adjutant to think that some records on the Lujiang River were records with a certain basis of truth.

Then the various affirmative speeches of the earthlings below must also be regarded as the embodiment of the real hobbies of the earthlings.

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No! ! !

The Internet likes to watch domineering princes, pretty princesses and girls married to wealthy old men. Do they like being domineering and being abused?What I like is usually the next cool point!

You let them substitute in and try to be the abused and controlled princess?

I'll show you tearing up your whole family every minute, and I'll give you all the ashes!

But how can this complex emotional alien understand?

Especially the people on Nat, the whole planet seems to be straight men with practical science and technology, so Lu Shang explained for a long time, and Edward finally understood that this is a fiction.

It's just that he doesn't understand, why do human beings like fictional characters and stories that they would definitely dislike in reality?

Edward thought so, and asked the same question.

Lu Shang was stuck for a second.

Because this involves a point of view that everyone is still arguing up to now-do entertaining stories need to bear the social effects of serious literature?

Lu Shang couldn't explain this motif to Edward clearly, which is still highly controversial.

"In short, these stories are fake, so don't learn from them. In reality, we earthlings don't like this kind of person. Not only don't we like them, but we hate them very much!" Lu Shang could only choose the simplest conclusion, that is, not to let Edward Continue reading, and seriously warned, "You must not learn from this kind of person, you know? This person was not killed because he did not really exist in this world, but anyone who dares to come out of the virtual world will directly You have to be sentenced, understand?!"

"I understand." Edward deleted the article very naturally, looked at Lu Shang confidently, and said, "I'll just be myself."

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No, I definitely didn't mean that!

What are you doing, do you make me mad at you? !

Lu Shang saw his confident face, even the pride of being affirmed in his eyes, and he was so angry with his thoughts that his veins popped out again!

This dog man, he must have been trained how to piss people off, right?

Absolutely!

Otherwise, how can you accurately anger people every time? !

Lu Shang was so angry that his teeth were itchy. If he didn't know that biting it would only hurt his teeth, he really wanted to bite Edward!

"Son, what did the organizing committee say they would take you to make an engagement announcement..."

But at this time, Ms. Zhao suddenly pushed the door open and came in, and saw her precious son Lu Shang hugging the pillow on the messy bed, and beside him a man with loose skirts (he had been ripped half open by Lu Shang just now) with disheveled silver hair.

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The atmosphere was instantly awkward.

The author has something to say:

Edward (confident): It turns out that the princess loves the real me, very good, I understand!