The father of the reborn baby is not something you can dump if you want

On the third day after Xuanyuan Haoyi went to see Wen Bai Yueze in the prison, when Tianhou was about to surrender Bai Yueze's immortal status, a major event happened in the heaven: the second prince of the fox clan who had always been in trouble with him The prince actually came forward to intercede for him.The immortals were confused.

Xuanyuan Haoyi knelt on the main hall of Tiangong, and admitted that Bai Yueze's whole incident was planned by herself.The immortals were puzzled. When asked the reason, Xuanyuan Haoyi only said that he had been punished and sent to the border for three years. He had been aggrieved in his heart, so as soon as he returned to Tiangong, he began to plan how to make Bai Yueze look bad, but he didn't expect the situation to develop like this Seriously, this made him very uneasy; moreover, Bai Yueze knew that he had framed him, but he was unwilling to confess himself, which made him feel very guilty, so he thought about it, and he had to confess his guilt voluntarily.

After Xuanyuan Haoyi finished speaking, she lowered her head and waited to be punished.The Emperor of Heaven was trembling with anger. Originally, he thought that Bai Yueze's private tryst with someone was just a trivial incident between children, and it would be fine to let Tianhou wake up a little bit. own son.The Emperor of Heaven was completely angry. The three years of guarding the border did not make this rebellious son wake up. Instead, he was filled with resentment and learned to obey others. How could this be the case?So the Heavenly Emperor waved his long sleeves and covered the golden seal, and Xuanyuan Haoyi was sent down to the mortal world to experience a lifetime of experience in court.Tianhou, Fox King, and all the immortals in the hall looked at each other, unable to even speak.

Xuanyuan Haoyi was sent to the mortal world, and Bai Yueze was released.When Bai Yueze first got the news, he was surprised.Although he and Xuanyuan Haoyi have known each other since they were young, he never thought that Xuanyuan Haoyi would have such a loyal and daring side, except for fights.

After Bai Yueze was released from prison, all the punishments given to him by the Queen of Heaven were revoked, but the Fox King believed that he deliberately ignored the laws of the heavens, so he issued a restraining order against him: as long as the second prince of the heavens is still punished in the world, Bai Yueze must not be punished again. To go to the heavenly realm, one must practice honestly in the mortal realm.

Both of them fell down this time, Bai Yueze sighed.This time, I was inexplicably imprisoned, and my arm was broken, and then my feet were grounded.But compared with Xuanyuan Haoyi's situation, Bai Yueze felt that he was still lucky.The longest life in the world is no more than a hundred years. Bai Yueze plans to practice in a few places with beautiful mountains and rivers and have some fun. The days are still easy to pass.Seeing that he was still indifferent to everything, the fox king kicked him out of Yingzhou Island because his injuries were not easy to attack.

Bai Yueze felt very comfortable traveling in the mountains and rivers in the world.Anyway, I can't go to the heavenly realm, so I might as well have fun in the mortal realm, and wait until Xuanyuan Haoyi's first life training period expires, and then go to the heavenly realm to celebrate with him.Bai Yueze planned beautifully in his heart, and brought his easy-going temperament to the extreme.It's a pity that the fox is not as good as the sky, and the enemy is the enemy. The two of them experienced a lot together, and the other traveled around the mountains and rivers, which also caused a lot of trouble...

Speaking of it, this matter is mysterious enough, Xuanyuan Haoyi's group of "fuck and dog friends" would laugh and slap the table every time they mentioned this matter, while Xuanyuan Haoyi was so depressed that she wished she could pass out.

The Emperor of Heaven intended to train Xuanyuan Haoyi, so Xuanyuan Haoyi was reincarnated in the emperor's family in this life, became a prince when he was a teenager, and became an emperor when he was 20 years old.When a young emperor ascended the throne for the first time, it was inevitable that some people wanted to flatter him, so a certain high-ranking minister began to search for the most beautiful women in the world for the emperor.The minister has been busy for more than half a year, and he really found a few beauties who are all over the country.When the emperor saw it, he was young and energetic, and couldn't control it at all, so he left the one he liked the most on the spot, and the one he loved was no good.And this person... is Bai Yueze...

As for how Bai Yueze was selected into the palace, it would be a long story.On a certain day in a certain year, Bai Yueze traveled to the shore of Luoshui, feeling very bored, suddenly heard the little fairy on the shore say that today is Luoshen's birthday, and Luoshen is having a banquet in the water palace for all the guests. For uninvited immortals, as long as they arrive, Luoshen will entertain them with high-quality wine and food.When Bai Yueze heard it, his eyes immediately lit up.Luoshen's water palace is deep in the Luoshui River, not in the heavenly realm. In this way, even if Bai Yueze went to the banquet, it would not be considered a violation.Bai Yueze stood on the bank of Luoshui and thought about it again and again. He felt that it would be better to differentiate into a phantom body and stay on the bank to be on the safe side. Speaking of which, he was still in the period of being punished, so he shouldn't be too blatant about eating and drinking, or he would be caught by the fox. People from the family or Tiangong who are good at things see it, and they gossip with their father again, and then they can only walk around without food.Bai Yueze made up his mind, so he cast a clone spell on the spot, left a phantom body on the shore to avoid people's eyes and ears, and flew to the water palace for the banquet.

The concept of time in the fairy world is always different from that in the ordinary world. As the saying goes, one day in the mountains is one year in the world.Bai Yueze got very drunk at Luoshen's birthday banquet, and was finally woken up by his elder brother Bai Qizhao pouring a ladle of cold water.After Bai Yueze woke up, his face was confused, his elder brother didn't even bother to look at him, he just said, "Xuanyuan Haoyi has returned to the heaven, you caused the trouble."

Bai Yueze woke up in an instant. He blinked and thought for a long time, but he didn't understand why he got into trouble again?Didn't he drink in Luoshen Palace?Who's in the way?

Seeing his confused face, Bai Qizhao leaned down and asked coldly, "Where's your phantom?"

Bai Yueze thought about it, and thought about it again, that's right, he still left a phantom body beside Luoshui... After a while, Bai Yueze finally figured out what trouble he had caused...

The minister who was looking for beauties for the emperor happened to visit the bank of Luoshui on a certain day of the year, so he happened to see the phantom body of Bai Yueze left by the bank of Luoshui.The three souls and seven spirits of the phantom body are not complete, and the response to speaking and doing things is a bit slow, but he can't stand against his high appearance. The minister was shocked as a heavenly man when he saw it, and immediately brought him back to the palace.When the young emperor saw him, he felt that he had known him somewhere, and he didn't care whether the beauty was a man or a woman. Anyway, from then on, the six palaces of pink and black had no color, and from then on, the three thousand doted on him, and from then on, the king did not go to court early... In the eyes of the young emperor... , The phantom body is good at everything, but it is serious.For the sake of Bomei's smile, the minister who worked so hard to find the beauty offered a plan again, so the emperor played a "beacon fire show princes" in front of the beauty, so the princes of all parties were angry, and waited for the real barbarians to invade the emperor. Asking for help, the princes thought it was another scam and refused to go, so the country was destroyed by the barbarians, the emperor was also killed by the barbarians, and the world began to fall apart...

The corners of Bai Yueze's mouth twitched when he heard this, he almost vomited blood, what evil did he do in his previous life, to have such a brainless enemy!Bai Yueze almost collapsed, he frantically asked the sky and the earth, Xuanyuan Haoyi, did you always go to the mortal world to practice?You're so horny, you pick people up every now and then!No, how could I be a "color"?Xuanyuan Haoyi, you are so stupid!Can you stop pulling me every time when your fucking mind is muddled?Young Master, I don't have much effort, so I can't stand the toss of your second prince!ah! !ah! ! !Bai Yueze felt that he had completely fallen into Xuanyuan Haoyi's hands this time...

Facts have proved that Bai Yueze really fell for this time.

Xuanyuan Haoyi was so angry with his Heavenly Emperor father that he was half dead, so naturally he had no good fruit to eat, and he was put into the Heavenly Prison as soon as he returned to the Heavenly Palace.Bai Yueze, who was inexplicably the culprit once, naturally did not have a good life, and was "invited" back to the sky prison before he was fully awake.When the two met in prison, they were relatively silent to each other.One was so angry that he couldn't say a word, and the other was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, so the two of them just stayed in silence for a long time.In the end, seeing Xuanyuan Haoyi's rare embarrassment, Bai Yueze couldn't help but burst out laughing, the branches of laughter trembled, he couldn't help laughing, he almost rolled on the ground laughing.Xuanyuan Haoyi watched from the side, and finally she was not so embarrassed. Thinking about it, she also felt that the experience in this life was absurd and ridiculous, so she simply laughed too.

The two laughed for a long time, like a pair of troubled brothers.

Bai Yueze moved over and poked Xuanyuan Haoyi with his finger, "Would you like a drink?"

"Is there any wine?" Xuanyuan Haoyi looked surprised, where did the wine come from in the prison today?

Bai Yueze smiled strangely. He made a silent gesture, and then slowly took out a white jade wine bottle from his sleeve, "I ordered this at the Luoshen birthday banquet. I originally wanted to visit the mountains and rivers. It's time to drink it, now it seems that I can only taste it in this prison... How about it, are you interested in having a drink?"

Xuanyuan Haoyi didn't expect Bai Yueze to be able to carry alcohol on his body when he was taken into the sky prison, so he couldn't help being amazed and admired.Although the two of them violated the prohibition on drinking alcohol in the sky prison at this time, they have already broken into the big disaster, and they don't care about it.Without hesitation, Xuanyuan Haoyi took the wine bottle handed over by Bai Yueze and took a long gulp.

There were no wine glasses in the prison, so the two of them took turns tasting Luoshen's fine wine in a white jade bottle, and made comments from time to time, which was very pleasant.While the wine bottle was being pushed back and forth, the two were surprised to find that they still admired each other a lot, and unknowingly, most of the old enmity had dissipated.

To say that Xuanyuan Haoyi and Bai Yueze made a lot of trouble this time is really not a small one.Because of Bai Yueze's erroneous intervention, coupled with Xuanyuan Haoyi's inexplicable absurdity, the originally unified world has become a situation where the princes are divided and wars are everywhere.The Emperor of Heaven was so sad that he couldn't help himself.Speaking of this matter, it was his son who was wrong. He really couldn't understand why his second son, who looked like a good-looking talent, was so dishonest when he did things?He thinks he can teach his son well, isn't the eldest prince Xuanyuan Zhigu a positive example?But the same method came to Xuanyuan Haoyi, why didn't it work at all?Tian Di was frustrated and hurt.The Emperor of Heaven learned from the pain and felt that where he fell, he should get up there, so he waved his long sleeves and covered the golden seal, and still let Xuanyuan Haoyi go to the mortal world to experience again, and this time there is an extra task: That is to let Xuanyuan Haoyi clean up the mess he poked, that is, he must reunify the divided kingdoms of the world.At the same time, the Emperor of Heaven also strictly ordered all the gods in the three realms not to intervene in this matter, otherwise the immortality will be removed directly.If Xuanyuan Haoyi can't complete the task, in the original words of the Emperor of Heaven, it is "you stay in the mortal world until the world is unified and then come back"...

As soon as the emperor's imperial decree came out, the Queen of Heaven became anxious, and the Fox King and Fox Queen couldn't sit still.But the Emperor of Heaven has clearly decreed that no gods in the three realms can help, and no matter how anxious everyone is, they are just anxious.Finally, the fox king was also sad after seeing the empty wine bottle in the prison, and he gave a golden book to the righteous brother of the emperor overnight. , my unfilial son Bai Yueze is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so it is best to throw my unfilial son to the mortal world to experience and experience, and let him and the second prince complete the almost impossible task...

When the Emperor of Heaven saw the golden fold of the Fox King, he was so moved that he almost cried.Bai Yueze really cried when he saw the imperial decree sent down by the Emperor of Heaven...