The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

The Fang family's family was in a complete quarrel.

Fang Haoyi thought that everyone would finally stand on his side and condemn Fang Min together, and then he used his strength to find him back.

In the end, he never expected that his wife would rush up directly, grabbing his collar and crying in pain: "That's it! Fang Min never wanted to be a soldier. It's all your fault. People were brought into the army, and the army was full of old men. My youngest was bullied by many people in the army. Now... now I will be kidnapped and run away! It must be cleaned up by that man I can't live without him physically and mentally..."

Hearing this, Fang Haoyi's face was completely darkened, telling you to play mahjong with those three aunts and six wives more often, you don't listen, but you want to watch the gossip in the entertainment industry, today either this one is coming out of the closet or that nightclub clubber Otherwise, it's watching TV and movies everywhere under the guise of selling rot!

Fang Haoyi was so yelled at by his wife that he said angrily: "With your son's skill, I sent eight special forces to arrest him, but your son broke two ribs and three hands. Bone! You still bullied your son, who can your son be bullied by?"

Fang Min's mother immediately sniffed when she heard this, wiped her tears and stopped crying, and sat down on the sofa: "That's fine, as long as my son is not under pressure, I have no problem, bring a daughter-in-law back, I can accept both men and women."

The old lady was a little confused, ate a grape, and then asked, "Is your grandson beautiful?"

The old man glared at the two somewhat shocked grandsons: "Look at you two, you are promising! You are three years older than the youngest, and the youngest is looking for a wife, and you are still single!"

Fang Haoyi: "..."

The style of painting is wrong, hey!Shouldn't we focus on the crux of the problem?

The crux of the problem isn't... Did Fang Min fall in love with a man?

Fang Haoyi's heart almost stopped beating, he yelled: "Dad! Fang Min likes men!"

Can you stop getting the point mixed up?

I was almost pissed off by this little bastard.

The old man rolled his eyelids: "If you like a man, you like a man. It's no big deal. If there was not a man who liked your father back then, your father would not be able to live in this position now."

The old man had never heard of this matter, and the old man waved his hand and was unwilling to say more.

He only said: "During the war, my comrade-in-arms sacrificed his life to save my life, and the last sentence before his death was to confess to me. Unfortunately, I am a straight man. Later, I fell in love with your old lady even more. Don't look down on you boy When a man and a man are together, this person's liking is a fate given by God, and a red line drawn by God. You send someone to look for the youngest, and when he comes back, just talk about it."

Fang Haoyi was so angry that he refused for 1 times: "Dad, you don't know what kind of man the youngest has found! He, he..."

"What's up with him?"

Everyone was waiting to hear, but Fang Haoyi couldn't say anything right now.Do you want to tell them that you are as stupid as a pig, not to mention being teased by this shrewd and vicious kid, and even put on by him, and you still obediently give money!

It's almost a matter of driving people directly to the airport to send them elope.

Absolutely not!You can't even say it!Fang Haoyi felt that he couldn't hold back his old face, so he said: "Anyway, it's very bad!"

Mrs. Fang Haoyi, the old lady of the Fang family clapped their hands and clapped their hands and smiled at this time: "It's better to be naughty! Be naughty and get along with the youngest, the most important thing is that the husband and wife live harmoniously. By the way, I just asked you, is the granddaughter-in-law beautiful? "

What else can Fang Haoyi say?

What else can he say?

What can I say?

If he didn't erupt in silence, he would die in silence. He felt that he had been buried in ashes.

Xie Chen and Fang Minyuan went abroad. Although Fang Min was a high-achieving student, he learned a dumb foreign language, so he stuttered when talking to Wai Guoren outside.

Xie Chen asked him to buy cucumbers and come back. It was a hot day and he wanted to eat some cucumber jelly.

Of course Fang Min was happy to run errands.

In the end, after asking Wai Guoren, Wai Guoren finally pointed out the way to Fang Min after listening to it, and Fang Min understood.Then just followed the directions.

As a result... I came to the 24-hour unmanned vending room.

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Really a lot of cucumbers...

Fang Min's expression is broken!These crooked nuts are so open, but I love it!

He bought three models neatly and carried them out.He also bumped into a big blonde girl at the door, who winked and fired at him.

Fang Min: "..."

Fang Min finally bought the cucumbers he wanted at a fruit shop. Cucumbers worth [-] cents a catty in the country C market were wrapped in plastic wrap and sold for [-] yuan apiece.

Fang Min let out a sigh of emotion, it seems that his money will soon be insufficient to spend, what should I do?

Are you going to be a bodyguard for someone?He let out a breath, and had to think about it, as the head of the family, he had to shoulder the burden.The problem is that his dumb foreign language still needs more practice, otherwise it will be really difficult to find a job.

When Fang Min came back, the small apartment was already full of aromas, and the table was full of delicious food.

Xie Chen was filling a bowl with rice in the kitchen. When he saw him coming back, he immediately smiled and asked him, "Why did you come back so late? Could it be that you can't move your legs when you meet a beautiful woman on the street?"

Fang Min let out a sigh: "How do you know? Don't tell me, these crooked fruit girls are all fair-skinned and beautiful, with breasts, thighs, long waists and twisted like snake spirits. I really almost couldn't walk. "

He also wanted to see Xie Chen jealous, but Xie Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "You looked carefully. When I went shopping today, I found that not only the girl was fair and beautiful, but also had long legs. The men are also handsome and unrestrained, and they all look particularly tall and powerful!"

Fang Min stood up with a dark face, and hugged Xie Chen who came from the kitchen.

Xie Chen had already carried two bowls of rice, but didn't free up his hand.

Otherwise, I really want to slap him a few times!

Fang Min was unhappy: "Daughter-in-law, am I not handsome? Am I not extraordinary? Am I not tall and strong?"

Xie Chen smiled and said, "I didn't say you were bad."

Fang Min was very happy when he heard this.Not having enough fun, Xie Chen said again: "It's just that I'm so handsome, those ninjas want to fuck me, I've received 32 dating cards during my trip, brother, the girls outside are pretty, Hurry up and watch!" Anyway, if I get upset, I'm not afraid that no one will want it!

Fang Min was so angry that his heart almost stopped.Hold him tight: "I'll accompany you to the grocery shopping next time! These crooked nuts are too much!"

Xie Chen: "..." You have serious double standards!