The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

Xie Chen had seen it all now, and he had to figure it out, but Wu Jiu figured it out just by looking at it, that's the difference.

He even forgot that Wu Jiu was a bastard.

Fortune-telling is an old ancestor!

Turtle shells have been used for divination for thousands of years...

Eh!Thinking of this earlier, do you still need to carry so many things?Just bring Wu Jiu here!

Xie Chen felt emotional in his heart, but at this moment Niu Guofu stared wide-eyed: "Go away, I talked to Daxian, where did you come from? Do you understand manners? You look like a bastard!"

Xie Chen: "..."

Wu Jiu was dumbfounded by Niu Fuguo's scolding, her face was full of grievances, and she tugged on Xie Chen's sleeves: "My lady, he actually called me like a bastard, I was originally a bastard!"

As soon as Niu Fuguo heard this, he laughed immediately: "...Hahahahaha... Daxian, are you his wife? Hahaha... two men! Daxian, I didn't expect you to be mentally retarded, and your man is also mentally retarded !"

Li Dazhuang next to him yelled: "Boss Niu, just ask for the correct divination. Don't laugh at Xiao Chen. There are five disadvantages and three shortcomings in being a business. There is something wrong with his brain. This divination is very accurate!"

Niu Fuguo nodded after hearing this: "Your words are right! I will take care of your business later, give me two bastards, and I will take them back to make soup. Are you bastards aphrodisiac?"

As soon as Li Dazhuang heard that the business came to his door, he burst into laughter immediately: his tone was exaggerated: "Boss Niu, don't worry, I have been in business for more than ten years, and the bastards I sell are all wild, great tonic. Don't talk about aphrodisiacs." , even if sister-in-law and sister-in-law are together!"

Boss Niu's eyes brightened when he heard this, but he shook his hand: "I can't say that, my elder brother died to see the King of Hades, and I stayed with her because my sister-in-law was too lonely! How can my sister-in-law get involved! Go and go!" Go! Quickly pick two big bastards for me."

Xie Chen took Wu Jiu's hand: "Is his bloody disaster serious?"

Wu Jiu nodded: "I saw blood all over my head."

Xie Chen nodded: "Yes, I see."

Niu Fuguo turned around and heard Xie Chen and Wu Jiu finish speaking.

He didn't believe Wu Jiu's words at all!

He is so good, how could there be a bloody disaster?

Besides, he's here to count his fortune.He gave Wu Jiu a hard look: "You idiot!" After finishing it, he asked Xie Chen eagerly: "Da Xian, calculate my fortune for me!"

Xie Chen nodded and began to make up his mind.

The three copper coins were shaken and thrown to the ground.

Xie Chen glanced at it, and then said to Niu Fuguo, "Your fortune is prosperous, and you will earn 320 to 300 yuan in three days."

When Niu Fuguo heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.He took out five red tickets from his wallet.

"Thank you Daxian! Come back another day. Hey, have you picked it out for me, bastard?"

Niu Fuguo took Wang Ba away.

Wu Jiu's face was sullen, this man is so cruel, he wants to eat crap...

He wants to eat bastard...

Eat bastard...

What should I do if I hate this person so much?

Xie Chen put a ticket into Wu Jiu's hand: "Hey, here's your pocket money."

Wu Jiu was distracted.

Wu Jiu was puzzled: "Pocket money?"

Xie Chen: "In the mortal world, if a husband earns money, he will give it to his wife for safekeeping, and the wife will give him some money for his daily use. This money is pocket money."

When Wu Jiu heard what Xie Chen said, she immediately narrowed her eyes with a smile.It feels so intimate to say that...

Li Dazhuang looked at what the two said, feeling completely speechless.

This person must be free from illness and disaster, otherwise no matter how great his skills are, he is still mentally handicapped.

Niu Fuguo is in a very good mood. His wife is on a business trip, his parents are traveling, and his nephew and niece are in school.

Hehehe... Isn't sister-in-law alone at home?He got out of the car with the bastard, and asked the chef to prepare it in the restaurant.

The bastard stewed for a long time.

He dozed off there, and when the bastard was finished, he carried the bastard back.

In the living room, I saw my sister-in-law bending over to wipe the table, her eyes turned green.

Put down Wang Ba and hug him up.

The dogs and men were enthusiastic for a while, and ate two cockroaches.His whole body was on fire, and he rolled into a ball in the living room.

The work was at a critical juncture, and the door was opened by Niu Fuguo's wife who came back early from a business trip.

Niu Fuguo started his family with his wives who are five big and three rough. His wife looks like a bodybuilder. The family runs a farm, and his wife can kill a pig by herself.

The second half of Niu Fuguo was still inside his sister-in-law, and when he closed his eyes, it was dark for a while.

The big casserole filled with bastards smashed on his head.

When he woke up, the doctor told him that he had eighteen stitches on his head!

At this time, the secretary came in and told him that he had made a profit of 320 to 300 yuan after closing his stock position.

No more, no less.

Lying on the hospital bed, Niu Fuguo, whose head was as big as that of an Indian Ah San, stared wide-eyed in a daze...I believe it!Impressed!

Wu Jiu licked the sweet popsicle made by Xie Chen, the top was licking, but the bottom was almost melting.

He ate deliciously.

He lifted up the popsicle and said to Xie Chen, "It's delicious, lick it. Hurry up! It's all melted."

Xie Chen raised his head to lick the popsicle, and accidentally touched Wu Jiu's finger with his tongue.

The soft and wet pink tongue licked on the white popsicle.

Wu Jiu swallowed her saliva, why does it feel like this popsicle tastes better?

Xie Chen was still eating, Wu Jiu suddenly lowered his head, and bit the piece of ground that Xie Chen was still eating.

Their eyes met... Xie Chen's ears turned red.Wu Jiu's entire head turned red...

Xie Chen let go first, and lowered his head.Wu Jiu grabbed the popsicle, blushed and asked, "Chen, Chenchen, is it delicious?"

"good to eat."

Xie Chen bit his lower lip.

At this time, Wu Jiu hesitated for a moment, and grabbed Xie Chen's shoulder, still holding the popsicle in his hand.He lowered his head and met Xie Chen's eyes: "Chenchen is delicious, I, I will take a bite... okay..."

Xie Chen's eyes widened, Wu Jiu's lips were already imprinted on his lips.

So soft...so sweet!

This afternoon, two people went out to set up a stall.

There was also a drizzle in the sky, which dropped the temperature.On the flyover, Wu Jiu covered Xie Chen's head with her hand, and asked him, "Bugs don't like water, right? I'll cover it for you!"

Xie Chen nodded: "It's better to cover your hands with me. Let's do some math today, let's go to the night market. Last time we saw Wanda selling crocodiles, let's ask the boss if they have crocodile eggs for sale."

Wu Jiu's eyes were shining brightly.

With the two of them like this, Li Dazhuang, who sells turtles next to him, has a hard time...

How can two mentally handicapped show affection be able to abuse him?There is only one yellow-faced woman with a violent temper...

Li Dazhuang sighed, raised his head, his eyes widened immediately, and looked at the people on the other side of the bridge who were being supported by a step and stopped for a long time...

God, isn't that... Boss Niu?

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Thank you, Lei Lei, the cute babies, and thank you, the cute babies, for pressing the paws.

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