The protagonist of Quick Transmigration always wants to be a dog

Chapter 220 The Big Bug That Sweeps the 3 Worlds

"I heard that the sage of the Zerg race hooked up with that old bastard in the sea of ​​darkness."

"There are more and more homosexuals. Homosexuality is no longer a problem. It is strange to have people and beasts. Now there is a relationship between insects and beasts, and Yuelao died again."

"Why did he die? Finally ranked in the fairy class!"

"It's not because of the madness. In the past, it was a relationship between a man and a woman, and no matter how troublesome it was, it was a relationship between a woman and a monster... Hey! Anyway, Yuelao's bowl of food is not good, especially in the modern society. Everyone seeks marriage to worship Bodhisattva, Buddhism It also pays attention to the equality of all beings. It leads to so many... messy relationships!"

The person who said this... has a white beard and white hair... but his clothes are bright red and festive!

"Yuelao's incense is gone, and he still needs to sweep the bottom of the Bodhisattva's 'Great Mercy'. It's so hard! The previous Yuelao's cultivation base was not stable, so he jumped off the Falling Immortal Cliff after being stimulated, and went to practice again... eh... ..."

After all, he sighed a long time.

A group of gods sighed, and the older one stroked his beard and said with emotion: "Fortunately, the gods in the heaven are not allowed to have relationships! The queen mother is wise!"

The others shook their heads.

"Ever since Sun Dasheng made trouble in the Heavenly Court thousands of years ago, the Heavenly Court owed the Buddha a favor, and now the Heavenly Court is still keeping a low profile."

"The West Paradise Bodhisattva is indeed meddling in his own business. In order to win more incense, he even disturbed the marriage between heaven and earth. Homosexuals are born!"

"That's it! It's embarrassing for Yuelao!"

Everyone responded one after another.Speaking of which, the Buddhas of the Western Paradise are not well-informed.

Standing on the periphery, the white beard happily let out a sigh of relief.

But next to the white beard, a young god who had just ascended, frowned at the man with white hair, white beard and red clothes.

Puzzled, he asked, "Why are your clothes so familiar?"

White Beard stroked his beard and said calmly, "You're out of your mind!"

The immortal who had just ascended: "..." Touched his head, didn't he?But where is the head?

White Beard watched the crowd booing, and pointed the finger at the Buddhas in the Western Paradise one after another, feeling as happy as he wanted.

At this time, there was a middle-aged uncle among the gods and said: "Then the old bastard of the sea and the sage of the Zerg are going to hold a wedding banquet, shall we join in or not?"

"Yes, yes? To go or not to go!"

Everyone talked about it, or it was really embarrassing to say it, or they couldn't say it... Thinking of the name of the sage of the Zerg Race, everyone was terrified.

The sage king of the Zerg race is a famous executioner in the Three Realms. At the beginning, the heaven was not established, and the demons were in power. It was a critical period for the sage king of the Zerg race to practice, and there was a lack of food.He swallowed a million monsters before closing his mouth.

After the Heavenly Court was established, no god dared to provoke the sage of the Zerg Race.

After all, no one knows whether this sage who devoured millions of demons thinks the meat of demons is better, or the meat of gods is not.

In case... people change their taste...

Ha ha ha ha ha……

Everyone laughed, and suddenly someone asked: "Who is the bastard of Minghai? Why haven't we heard of it?"

The corner of White Beard's mouth twitched and said, "It's just an old bastard, and I can't pinpoint its origin. But it lived a long time."

Everyone gave up as soon as they heard it.

"Oh, it turns out that he is an old bastard. He pickled his body and ate the mud. If he thinks about his cultivation, that's the way he is. It's his blessing to be favored by the sage king of the Zerg race."

Everyone agreed with this statement unanimously.

White Beard sighed and sighed with emotion: "Congzi and bastard have made a nest together... It's a fucking dog! They let people live."

Others joined in.The gods chatted for a long time, watching the sun rise and set two or three times, they also handed over their hands and left one after another.

Soon, only White Beard and a fairy were left.

This fairy looks handsome and romantic with a white beard, yo!It's a red luan star moving fairy, it seems that good things are coming soon!It couldn't be seen whether the mana was high or low, and he felt a sudden shock in his heart: "I don't know what to call this fairy elder?"

This immortal with eyes like spots of lacquer shining brighter than stars, is dressed in a green long robe, tall and handsome, like pines, cypresses and emerald bamboos.

The immortal smiled: "Ah, I... I am the old bastard you mentioned... good friends."

Duang!

The white beard was stunned and trembling all over... The old man, the old bastard's face, good friend... Then no, isn't he the sage of the Zerg race?

He actually buried so many old bastards in front of him... This time, he is really dead, dead!

This zerg sage wouldn't want to swallow him, would he?He's so old, the meat doesn't taste good, hey!

Zerg sage looked at the white beard trembling in front of him, and didn't intend to scare him anymore.

"Can Yuelao give me a marriage line? A thousand-mile marriage is linked by a line, and I also want to win a good fortune."

How dare the white beard Yuelao not give it!

He is in charge of marriages in the world, and the red spiritual power is entwined and woven into a red thread.

He handed it over respectfully, but the sage, who was standing with his hands behind his back, had a slight smile on his face, but his eyes were cold.

The old man with white beard was uneasy, his heart was thumping!Could it be that when he first took office, he was... treated as a ration?

Instantly sweating profusely.

He resisted the fear in his heart and raised his head to look at Shengjun. When he met Shengjun's eyes, he followed his gaze to look at himself.

brush!

In an instant, tears were pouring down like rain, and in panic and misery, he took off his red three-foot belt while trembling.

Clothes open wide and fluttering in the wind, skinny chest and stomach...

Shengjun put away the belt, and smiled slightly: "I will prepare a little wine next month and send out invitations, and Yuelao can come to show his face. Thank you Yuelao for your kindness, such a beautiful thing, I will definitely be in love with my good friend forever."

After finishing speaking, Shengjun said goodbye.

Leaving the old man with a white beard alone in the wind, bleak and messy...

Woooooo... bullying people...

Woooooo...my marriage silk...

The bright red clothes, red pants, red shoes, and red belt on Yuelao's body... These are all formed by the accumulation of incense and wish for a beautiful marriage in the three realms!

A red thread in Deyuelao is already a good match!

Not to mention such a thick belt...

Yuelao was on the verge of collapse with tears streaming down his face... Misfortune comes from his mouth, misfortune comes from his mouth!

The holy monarch traveled thousands of miles, and landed peacefully.

There is no wave in the dark sea, and the weak water connects the yellow springs at the top, and it gathers into this vast sea of ​​darkness.

The cold is not floating.

But he sat down along the reef, his porcelain-white feet fell into the water, the sleeves of his blue-green long coat were rippling in the water, and the green gauze floated like clouds.

The bluish-blue spiritual power entwines and gathers between the fingers, transforming into a bamboo leaf.With an indifferent face and a smile on the corner of his mouth, he softly played a piece of Fengqiuhuang.

One, two, three...

The sun rises and the moon sets... This sea of ​​darkness is calm and unwavering, and the old bastard did not come out.

Xie Chen looked at the sky full of stars with his arms on his pillow, and the Milky Way collapsed.The red marriage silk floats in the cool wind like a dragon swimming.

Feeling that the plot is impermanent... I am afraid that this old bastard is reborn!Otherwise... the original owner of the previous generation only blew it for half a minute, and this bastard has already come out.

They looked at each other, lovingly and tenderly.

Now it's him... this bastard is like a deaf man, hateful!

Xie Chen closed his eyes and took a nap, planning to continue tomorrow.The plot in his mind was tossing over and over again, Xie Chen didn't know what to do, it was the first time he was so powerless.

This old bastard is called Wu Jiu, and the name is scribbled because he is ranked ninth.Now his brothers are all dead, but he is still alive.To be alive... Only then can we form a worm-beast relationship with Shengjun!

Otherwise, how will there be troubles in the future?The sage who killed and frightened the world has fallen!Pharaoh... Ha!Lao Wang Ba is a beautiful wife and beautiful family.

Xie Chen sniffed, tears were in his eyes, but it was just the original owner's emotions. There were few turmoil in his heart. After completing this task, his points would be almost 6, and now it is more than [-].

The author has something to say: take a leave of absence if you have something to do, about three to five days.Please forgive me QAQ!Hastily coded out a chapter, and I'm about to set off!Bobo (* ̄3) (ε ̄*) come back and continue to update!

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