The Weasel Lord, who was delayed by spiritual practice

The weasel had been married for more than a month before he thought of going to see his old friend the boa constrictor.There is no way, he has no time to take care of other things because he lives a life of sauce and stuffing with Orion every day.During this period, the boa constrictor also asked the general of the palace to taste the spiritual practice, but finally found that it was not very interesting, so he stayed on his big tree all day long, not going anywhere.

"Big python, I'm here to find you~" The weasel came to him bouncing around.

The boa constrictor hung from the tree and looked at him, "Finally remembered me."

The weasel's face was red and full of energy, as if he had changed.The boa constrictor was a little surprised when he saw him, "These days, your family has been kind to you, and I think it's better than before to raise you up like this."

"Really," the weasel said proudly, "we practice spiritually every day, oh no, it's the next day now."

"Why is it the next day?" The boa constrictor climbed down the tree and looked at him.

"He said I'd take him out, and then he said it would be the next day," said Weasel.

"Lingxiu, is it really that good?" The boa constrictor looked at him, "I also found a mortal Lingxiu, but I don't think it's so good."

"You found a mortal?" Weasel looked at him in surprise, "Have you figured it out? Are you going to become a fairy?"

"No, I just want to have a taste of spiritual practice," said the big boa constrictor. "I heard you say it sounds wonderful..."

"Have you tried it with mortals?" asked the Weasel.

Seeing that the boa constrictor struggled to talk to him, he simply turned into a human and sat under a tree with him.

The boa constrictor told the weasel about going to the palace to watch the live version of the spiritual practice and asking the general to test it, and expressed his opinion:

"That person yelled every time he had spiritual practice, would rather die than follow, or just cried and cried. He was very upset when he heard it. I didn't think it was very interesting, so he didn't go, and he didn't like me to go."

"Does he not like you?" asked the Weasel.

"Probably, he wished he could kill me." said the boa constrictor.

"Well... I think it's about your love and my wish," said the weasel. "The immortal cultivators in the prince's mansion are also the same, and so are my husband and I. It's all about your love and my wish. The mortal you're looking for is he I don't like you, so your spiritual practice with him has failed. Only when you fail will you feel boring."

"Is that so?" The boa constrictor looked at him, a little surprised, "Is it only if you like me?"

"Well, it should be like this. Fortunately, my husband likes me, and I like my husband, so we can practice spiritually."

The boa constrictor looked at the weasel, and his appearance had indeed changed, becoming brighter and more attractive. When he spoke, he smiled, as if immersed in a kind of great joy.

Is this the result of spiritual practice?

The boa constrictor of pure love for thousands of years can't understand the mystery of it, and his age is in vain.

"Would you like to find another mortal to try?" Weasel asked.

"No need, I actually," said the boa constrictor, "I'm not really interested in this spiritual practice, and I don't want to become a fairy. It's good to stay in this mountain forest."

"But you can do a lot of things when you become a fairy," said the weasel.

"Why do you want to become a fairy so much?" asked the boa constrictor.

"Well, yes, I think it's very good. After becoming a fairy, you can live forever and be respected by others. I see some gods being enshrined, and I'm so envious. If someone enshrines me, it would be great for you."

"If someone enshrines you, don't you have to do things for them? How is it like being at ease in the mountains and forests?"

"If you are enshrined by someone, you should do things for him. Take people's money, what the hell."

"In that case, you'd rather be driven."

"I'm not like you. You can live in the mountains, but I can't. I think the mountains are too lonely," said the weasel. "If I didn't meet my husband, I would rather go to the world."

"It's true," said the boa constrictor. "We played together 500 years ago, and you came back after 500 years. Where did you go to play? Forget about this place long ago? Forget about me too."

Weasel: "I have traveled around and saw many good places. I dare not stay in the world for too long, lest they recognize me, so I hide in the mountains. I really forgot about this place. When I first came here, I thought it was very good. But I don’t want to come to you. You haven’t moved your nest in 500 years. Is this place so good?”

The big boa constrictor stretched his waist: "I'm lazy, so I can only stay in the trees in summer and autumn, and I have to go back to sleep in the cave in winter and spring. It's not like your spirit all year round."

The weasel was chatting with the boa constrictor, and seeing that it was getting dark, the weasel wanted to go back.

"Are you going to my house?" asked the Weasel.

"I'm not going, I'm too lazy to move." The boa constrictor changed into a snake again and went up the tree.

"Okay then, I'll come find you another day." Weasel said and left.

The weasel came back, and the Orion looked around at the gate of the courtyard.

"Msanggong!" The weasel saw it from afar, and rushed over and threw him into his arms.

Orion hugged him, feeling tenderness in his heart, "Where did you go to play?" Orion patted his head and asked.

"Go and talk to a friend," said the weasel, hugging him.

"Are you hungry? Come in and eat." Orion whispered in his ear.

"Yes." Weasel replied, and entered the house with Orion.

Looking at the weasel, Orion felt that he loved him more and more, and couldn't leave him for a moment.When I was hunting, I was so full of thoughts about him and what he was doing that I couldn't concentrate.

The weasel was eating the chicken, and found that Orion was staring at him, so he couldn't help but ask, "Why do you keep looking at me?"

"Because you look good." Orion said, but slightly turned his head away.

"Today the boa constrictor also said that I am better than the first one," said the weasel, "he said it was all thanks to you. It was you who raised me so well."

"Is the boa constrictor a friend of your snake?" Orion asked.

"Yes, that's him," Weasel said. "We chatted for a long time, you know? He also went to a mortal for spiritual practice, but the mortal didn't like him, and their spiritual practice failed."

Orion couldn't help being shocked when he heard this, and looked at the weasel with an incredible expression on his face.If this weasel is still beautiful and charming, but the snake is a bit perverted. Which mortal would like him?If you don't fail, it seems that the mortal tastes too heavy.

"Fortunately, my husband likes me, and I like him too." Weasel said again, "Only we can practice spiritually."

"Do you like your husband?" Orion looked at him and couldn't help asking again.

"Naturally I like it," said the Weasel.

"Yeah. Mr. Xiang also likes you." Orion looked at him with joy in his heart, "I like you so much that I want to practice spiritually with you day and night."

"Ah, then we will practice spiritually day and night..." Weasel said excitedly.

"No." Orion refused.

"Then you just said that you like me and want to practice spiritually with me day and night..." Weasel looked at him aggrieved.

"It's just a thought, always control it." Orion said, "Are you full?"

"I don't want to eat," said the weasel sullenly, "I'm going to bed."

Orion was a little dumbfounded, watching him go into the house.

Orion cleared the table, took his clothes and went to take a shower.

Seeing him tossing and turning on the bed when he came back, Orion walked over and looked at him, "What's wrong with you?"

The Weasel took his hand and cried, "Come and sleep on the bed. Let's sleep together."

"Then you promise not to make trouble." Orion said.

"Well, I'll just sleep next to you," said the Weasel.

Orion lay down on the bed, and the weasel came over, hugged him, and exhaled comfortably.

"What happened?" Orion asked.

"It's nothing, I can't sleep, I want you to accompany me." Weasel said.

Orion took his monthly request, and the weasel threw himself on him, and Orion's warm body warmed him, and the weasel could hear his heart pounding inside.

The mountains and forests are silent, and only this heartbeat can be heard in the house.

"Sanggong~" Weasel voice woman Qiao Mei called out, calling the Orion until his whole body became stiff.

The weasel Yuetui lay across his moon, intentionally or unintentionally muttering somewhere indescribable, "Xianggong~" called again delicately.

"Well," Orion responded, turning sideways to avoid his moon retreat.

"Xianggong~" Weasel came forward again, and put his hand into his back.

The charm technique learned by the weasel and the fox was used to deal with Orion from time to time. Orion was used to it, but he still almost couldn't hold back.After all, it was his favorite one.

"Don't move, go to sleep." Orion grabbed his hand.

"Xianggong~" Weasel is still charming, "Tonight is a good night, suitable for spiritual practice."

"I did it last night." Orion said, "Wait until tomorrow night."

"No~" The weasel was grabbed by his hand, so he had to rub it with his mouth.It made Orion's jaw wet, but Orion was still unmoved.

The weasel failed to seduce/seduce him many times, so he hurt his self-esteem, so he didn't seduce/seduce him again, snorted, turned around and sulked.

Orion was afraid that he would become angry, so he might run away again.I had to coax, "Hey, don't be angry, okay? Tomorrow will come in a blink of an eye, and at night you can do what you say. Huh?"

Weasel was silent.Orion turned him around and looked at him. He couldn't see anything in the darkness except that he was angry. Orion kissed him on the face and coaxed softly, "Why don't you talk? Are you really angry?"

When the weasel was coaxed, he forgot his last name.But still silent, wanting him to coax him more.

Orion was hesitant to satisfy him, but he thought, this weasel is very clever, if he satisfies him when he gets angry, he will have a headache when he makes troubles day and night.Therefore, this precedent cannot be opened.Absolutely not.

"How about I go to sleep on the couch?" Orion said and pretended to get up.

Seeing this, the weasel quickly put his arms around his neck and hugged him tightly. Seeing him like this, Orion felt both funny and sweet.

"You don't want me to go?" Orion asked.

"Well," the weasel put his arms around the man and clung to him.

"Then you stop making trouble?" Orion looked at him.

"Well," the weasel replied sullenly.

Orion lay down again, hugged him, and whispered in his ear, "If you don't make trouble, tomorrow night will be good for you."

"What good?" asked the Weasel.

"You'll know when the time comes," Orion said.