The Reborn Slut Wants to Counterattack

H City, inside a European-style mansion.

Low and sad music slowly flowed in the mourning hall. In the coffin in the center of the mourning hall lay a young man in his early 20s.The young man's face was pale and transparent, light blue blood vessels faintly revealed on the surface of the skin, and a deep purple strangle mark appeared on the slender neck.His eyes were tightly closed, and he lay there motionless, as if he was just in a deep sleep.

Standing around the coffin are the guests who came to mourn.I saw that they were all dressed in dark black clothes with white flowers on their chests, but what was incompatible with their solemn and solemn attire was the careless smiles on their faces, even sarcasm...

On the second floor, there are white banners hanging on the wall of the corridor.The driver, Xiao Chen, who was also wearing a dark black mourning suit, stood behind the white banner, his eyes lingering on the faces of the guests downstairs without any deep sorrow, and he couldn't help muttering: "I said, Uncle Housekeeper, why did you give everyone who came to attend the meeting?" Funeral guests send... money?"

Make funerals look like happy ones!Look at how many guests are still gathering together to compare the amount they received.Among them, who really came to mourn the dead?

The housekeeper Lao Wang sighed helplessly, and said slowly: "If you don't do this, how many people are willing to come to the funeral of the second young master?"

When Xiao Chen heard this, his eyes fell on those unmoved guests again.He couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Wow! This second young master of the Lin family, how failed was he during his lifetime?!"

At this time, a funeral host came to the stage and began to read the condolences: "First of all, on behalf of the Lin family, I would like to thank you very much for coming to Mr. Lin Haochu's funeral. Let us pray together, may he enter the embrace of heaven Now, let us commemorate Mr. Lin Haochu's short life together: Mr. Lin Haochu was filial to his parents, got along with his elder brother in harmony, and was willing to help his classmates in school, so he was very popular among them..."

"Damn, it's true or false, I can't even listen to it!" Under the stage, a young man who was about the same age as the deceased said, his tone was full of disgust for the deceased Lin Haochu.His volume was not so low that almost all the students around him could hear him.

Immediately, suppressed laughter erupted among the students of University H.

"I said Xie Yilin, if you think it's fake, if you have the ability, you can drive that host down and host it yourself!"

"Yes, yes..." Several boys who feared the world would not be chaotic echoed.

Xie Yilin couldn't bear to be provoked by others, so he immediately said in a fit of anger: "I will host it! Who is afraid of whom?!" As he spoke, he stretched his legs and stepped onto the stage.

The host on the stage stopped his speech suddenly, watched the young man walking up to him in astonishment, and said to himself in an orderly tone: "You don't know that if you 'distort' his life story in front of the dead, you will be haunted by ghosts." Hurry up and leave it to me to host! I will definitely show the most authentic Mr. Lin Haochu to everyone!"

"Tsk tsk... Xie Yilin's mouth is really damaged!"

"That's it!"

The students from University of H were talking to each other with a smile, but although they called Xie Yilin "bad mouth", they seemed to be looking forward to his wonderful speech for a while.

The host looked awkwardly and awkwardly at the Lin family's wife Zhou Wenyun and the young master Lin Boxuan standing behind the crowd.

Zhou Wenyun and Lin Boxuan, the mother and son, looked at each other, and there were schadenfreude smiles on both sides of their mouths.Then, Lin Boxuan nodded to the host, acquiescing to Xie Yilin's impolite behavior.

Seeing this, the host had no choice but to step off the stage, and almost at the same time, Xie Yilin's voice spread around the mourning hall through the microphone: "Speaking of Lin Haochu, we have to learn from his shocking cry to our schoolmaster Zheng Hairong. The love of ghosts and gods... oh no, it should be said that it is the beginning of invincible self-love..."

The audience immediately burst into laughter.The loud laughter completely covered up the deep and sad music in the mourning hall...

Time moves forward two years.

Zheng Hairong is a senior this year, and Lin Haochu is in his second year. In order to work and study, he became Lin Haochu's tutor through a friend's introduction, and went to Lin's family to attend classes three times a week.

The Lin family is rich and powerful, so the salary they pay is naturally several times higher than that of outsiders.However, if possible, Zheng Hairong would rather be too poor to afford food than earn money from the Lin family!

One day after Zheng Hairong tutored Lin Haochu's homework for two months, he finally caught up with the department flower of the computer department, happily took the department flower Yu Xiaopei's hand, and walked along the tree-lined path of the campus.Seeing from a distance, the two are very close, and they are very close to each other.

However, just as they were talking and laughing, a young man suddenly rushed forward, forcibly separated the hands they were holding, and asked furiously, "Zheng Hairong, you actually have a fucking girlfriend? ! How can you have a girlfriend?! You belong to me, Lin Haochu! You belong to me, Lin Haochu!!”

Zheng Hairong and Yu Xiaopei, who were forcibly separated, couldn't react for a while.Zheng Hairong looked at Lin Haochu inexplicably, and said with some amusement: "Haochu, what are you talking about? I belong to you? I am a man, and you are also a man. How could I be yours?"

At this moment, Zheng Hairong was still thinking, could it be that today is April Fool's Day, is Lin Haochu playing a prank on him?

Lin Haochu held Zheng Hairong's hand tightly, and said eloquently: "So what if we are all men? I like you! I know you must like me too! Do you think you are afraid of coming because you are afraid of the worldly eyes? Pursuing me? Is this girl cooperating with you in acting? Are you worried about being found out that you also like men, so you found a girlfriend?"

Zheng Hairong was extremely astonished. Seeing that Lin Haochu didn't look like he was joking at all, he suddenly felt nauseous.

Why didn't he know that Lin Haochu was gay?Still fucking took a fancy to him?This is really disgusting!

"Lin Haochu, you must have misunderstood! I am an absolute straight man! I only love women, and I only love my girlfriend Yu Xiaopei in this life!" After Zheng Hairong finished speaking, he looked at him affectionately as if he was making an oath. Written by Yu Xiaopei.

Lin Haochu was furious immediately, and he was about to strike at Yu Xiaopei: "You vixen! How dare you seduce my man! Don't think you are a woman so I dare not hit you! I will hit you as a mistress..."

Zheng Hairong was taken aback, and quickly stopped Lin Haochu.

For a while, the scene was extremely chaotic.While breaking free from Zheng Hairong's shackles, Lin Haochu yelled at Yu Xiaopei confidently, as if he was the real wife.

In the end, Zheng Hairong's roommate Xie Yilin passed by here. After seeing Lin Haochu who looked like a madman, he simply dialed 110 directly, and the matter ended.

However, no one expected that Lin Haochu would launch a fierce pursuit of Zheng Hairong.

He waited at the door of Zheng Hairong's dormitory every morning to bring him breakfast, and even forcibly took his hand to go to class together. When Zheng Hairong shook off his hand, he held his hand again, like a dog skin plaster. He couldn't drive him away; when he saw Zheng Hairong and Yu Xiaopei walking together, he would definitely rush to the middle, forcefully separate the two, and then yell at Xiaopei.

Of course, Lin Haochu also took advantage of his family's power to coerce Xiaopei and ordered her to leave Zheng Hairong, but no one expected that Yu Xiaopei was so persistent with Zheng Hairong that the two broke up not long after they broke up. stand up.

At the beginning, the students from University of H used this to tease that Zheng Hairong is so charming that men and women can take it all, but after seeing Lin Haochu's increasingly crazy behavior, they couldn't help but sympathize with Zheng Hairong, and at the same time scolded Lin Haochu in private that he should go to a mental hospital look.

Zheng Hairong, who was greatly disturbed, finally couldn't help pushing Lin Haochu hard one day, and shouted in disgust: "Lin Haochu, are you fucking endless?! I said I don't like men you Why are you so shameless?!"

Lin Haochu, who was pushed to the ground, quickly stood up and threw himself in front of Zheng Hairong, holding his hand stubbornly and pleading with moist eyes: "Hairong, don't do this! I said that based on my family background, No one dares to laugh at us! My stepmother and my elder brother both said they are willing to accept you, as long as you are with me, all my property will be yours! I will immediately transfer all my property to your name , take your parents to H City to enjoy the blessings, okay? Hairong..."

However, Zheng Hairong was determined this time, and no longer treated Lin Haochu politely because he was afraid of the power of the Lin family.He shook off Lin Haochu's hand fiercely, and finally said the words that had been lingering in his heart for many days: "Lin Haochu, you are a pervert! Don't bother me again!"

abnormal?Lin Haochu was stunned for a moment, he never knew that he would be a pervert in Zheng Hairong's eyes...

It was as if his heart was being torn by a huge force. Lin Haochu, who was in pain, looked at Zheng Hairong's back without nostalgia, and suddenly turned and rushed to the top floor of the teaching building.

Soon, someone noticed that there was a person on the top floor of the teaching building who had been standing blankly on the edge, which was very dangerous, so he quickly shouted: "Someone is going to commit suicide! Someone is going to commit suicide!!"

For a while, the open space in front of the teaching building was full of classmates and teachers.Someone hastily called Zheng Hairong over because he recognized Lin Haochu.

"Haochu, don't be impulsive! Don't do stupid things! Come down quickly!" Zheng Hairong didn't expect Lin Haochu to commit suicide, and immediately ran to the top floor in a panic, trying to persuade him anxiously.

"Hairong..." Lin Haochu stared deeply at the person he was thinking about day and night, and said with a sob: "Hairong, do you know that you have been refusing to admit your feelings for me, which makes me very painful! You want me to come down Really? As long as you say you love me, I will come down immediately! Otherwise, I will jump from here right now!!"

No one knows, just after Zheng Hairong left, Lin Haochu called his brother Lin Boxuan, and Lin Boxuan told him that when he should be extreme, he must be extreme. Fast and most sensible.

However, when Lin Haochu looked at Zheng Hairong affectionately, he didn't know that Zheng Hairong became more and more disgusted and disgusted with him. He wished he could really jump down and give him a clean world.

However, Zheng Hairong was also worried that something had happened to Lin Haochu, and everyone would blame him for killing Lin Haochu.

Just when Zheng Hairong was hesitating, many people saw that Lin Haochu had already stretched out one foot in the air, so they anxiously advised: "Zheng Hairong, hurry up! Isn't it just three words? Do you really want him to jump off? This is a human life!"

Zheng Hairong had no choice but to suppress the feeling of nausea and gritted his teeth: "I... love... you..."

Almost at the same time, Lin Haochu jumped off the roof, rushed into Zheng Hairong's arms like an arrow, hugged him with a happy face and said, "Hairong, I knew you loved me!"

Everyone present, after heaving a sigh of relief, looked at the overjoyed Lin Haochu and said silently in their hearts: How cheap...

After this incident, Lin Haochu always thought that he got Zheng Hairong's promise, but he didn't realize that those three words were actually said by Zheng Hairong under no other circumstances.He continued to pester Zheng Hairong, constantly destroying the relationship between Zheng Hairong and Yu Xiaopei, and as long as Zheng Hairong got closer to anyone, no matter the man or woman, he would settle accounts with the other party.

Gradually, Lin Haochu's actions aroused public indignation, and everyone hated him. Many people even directly said that Lin Haochu might as well have jumped off the stairs and died!

As for Zheng Hairong and Yu Xiaopei, the fateful mandarin ducks, under Lin Haochu's pressure, they unexpectedly came together tenaciously, and even got married.

Lin Haochu, who was heartbroken like a knife, was going to repeat the old trick this time, staged a scene of crying, making trouble, and hanging himself at home, and ordered the housekeeper Lao Lin to go to the auditorium to inform Zheng Hairong that he was going to commit suicide.

But this time, everyone advised Zheng Hairong not to pay attention to Lin Haochu anymore, and Zheng Hairong himself planned to do so...

Lin Haochu didn't know that his suicide didn't prevent the wedding from proceeding as usual.He who had been waiting for Zheng Hairong in the room, after hearing a rush of footsteps outside the door, thought it was Zheng Hairong who had rushed over, and kicked off the chair resolutely in order to make him feel distressed.

However, he didn't expect that the people who came here were not Zheng Hairong, but his stepmother Zhou Wenyun and Lin Boxuan, her child with her ex-husband.They just stared at Lin Haochu who was hanging himself with treacherous expressions, and had no intention of going forward to save him at all.

In the end, Lin Haochu died in disbelief...

In the mourning hall of the Lin family, Xie Yilin finally reviewed the incredible events of Lin Haochu before he was born, and at the end he impassionedly summed up his statement: "In short, if you want to describe Lin Haochu in one sentence, it must be so cheap." , so fucking cheap!!"

There was once again a burst of warm applause and even whistles from the audience.

"Xie Yilin, if you don't give Lin Haochu face so much, you won't be afraid that he will jump out of the coffin and strangle you to death!" A male classmate joked.

Just when the voice of the male classmate fell, a female classmate suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! Lin Haochu's hand seems to have moved! It's a fraud!!"

All of a sudden, there was a riot in the audience, Xie Yilin was so frightened that he almost fell off the stage, Zhou Wenyun and Lin Boxuan also looked at each other in shock, their hearts beating like thunder.

Everyone held their breath and stared at Lin Haochu inside the coffin.

A few seconds later, a gray mouse crawled out of Lin Haochu's clothes...

"Huh... It's scary!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

With lingering fear in his heart, Xie Yilin glared at his female classmate just now, and complained: "You girls just like to scare yourself! How can there be resurrection in this world?"

The female classmate laughed a few times at what was said, and couldn't help but stare at the coffin, not knowing whether she was staring at the mouse or at Lin Haochu.

The funeral continued amidst "joyful laughter"...