Seongnam monsters

Lu Shi was beaten again.

Aji squatted beside him, blinking his eyes and looking at him, feeling that he was a little miserable.But my lord is a good man, so he must have done something wrong to be punished.

"You have to be good, so the adults won't beat you." Aji advised him like this.

What am I did wrong?Are you all devils?Lu Shi felt bitter, and immediately thought of running away from home, but because he was too hungry, he temporarily gave up this plan.

He got up from the ground as if he had nothing to do, straightened his messy hair and sat on the dining table, and within ten seconds, he returned to his appearance as a banishing immortal.

Aji was dumbfounded.

Si Nian asked: "Have you failed your blind date again?"

Lu Shi showed a kind smile: "What blind date, I have decided to take refuge in my Buddha."

Si Nian and Duan Zhang looked at each other, it seemed that this was another one who was driven crazy by a blind date, and also suffered a lot of injuries.As a person who has already left the singles, I really don't understand the pain of being single.

Duan Zhang welcomes the arrival of Lu Shi very much, because when the light bulbs make a pair, they can choose similar items to eliminate.

"Aji, you have to take good care of him and let him stop doing bad things, okay?"

"Okay, Aggie can do it!"

See, it's that simple.

In order to give Aji a greater sense of responsibility, the above conversation was quietly told by Duan Zhang to Aji, a little secret between the two of them.But Si Nian couldn't hide any movement in this house, he heard it, but didn't say anything.

Although Duan Zhang lived in the same room with him these days, he did nothing because Aji was around.The little boyfriend looked quite aggrieved, looking at him with eyes that were always hesitant to speak.

But tonight Si Nian still didn't let him get what he wanted, he lazily lay on the deck chair in the garden on the roof, and chatted with him about Lu Shi again.But Si Nian can't be blamed for this, it was Duan Zhang who brought up the topic first.

"Your relationship with Lu Shi looks good."

"Which eye did you see?"

"Both eyes see it."

"Then I dug it for you?"

Duan Zhang has long been accustomed to the butcher's daily threats of gouging his eyes. He put the milk on the small tea table next to him, and sat next to him with a natural expression.

Si Nian moved to the side and made room for him. The recliner is big enough for two people.But fierce still has to be fierce: "If you are so jealous, you are questioning my taste."

Duan Zhang smiled, leaning on the armrest of the recliner, holding Si Nian's hand while talking, stroking the lines on his palm and the round fingertips.He always likes to do this kind of action, as if what he is playing is not a lover's hand but some kind of artwork.

Si Nian would sometimes slap his hand away, and sometimes pamper him, such as this moment.He felt lazy all over, so he let Duan Zhang go.

"I have a doubt, how are you ranked in the demon world? I have heard of several names, but you are not among them." Duan Zhang said.

"Are you trying to defend me?" Si Nian raised his eyebrows.

"I'm just curious. If Shang Si can only do four, then who is number one? The Emperor of Heaven?"

"The Emperor of Heaven will not engage in such boring things."

Si Nian knew what Duan Zhang was referring to. In the old year in Sijiu City, or even outside Sijiu City, people who didn't know the details thought that the big monsters were ranked by strength.

But in fact this is just a misinformation.

"There is this ranking only because their names happen to have a number, or a homonym of a number. It's easy to call." When Si Nian talked about the past, he still felt a little uncomfortable because he was not in this ranking. The only reason is that he collided with Shang Si.

The first one to be called this way was of course Shang Si, the old man. Everyone called him the fourth master, and the younger ones called him the fourth grandpa, so other monsters also followed this name.

No Huaizi goes five, some people call him Daoye, others call him Fifth Lord, Si Nian thinks he should be from Wudaokou.

The original Xingliu in the West District, because there was a "Lu" in his name, everyone called him Liuye, but no one knew his real name.

The Phoenix Xingjiu in Duguangzhiye is called Jiuge. Because of his young age, he is called Xiaojiuzi.

Deer ten lines ten, this is purely a soy sauce.

Si Nian's "Si" homonym is four, when he first came to Beijing, some monsters secretly called him "Little Fourth Master".The butcher had only one reaction when he heard about it—what about your uncle.

This was probably the initial reason why he and Shang Si were unhappy with each other.

In short, this so-called ranking is just a simple list of relatives and friends.If the ranks were purely based on strength, Si Nian should be ranked ahead of Wu Huaizi, and Lu Shi would be out of the top [-].

Duan Zhang couldn't help being curious: "Is he really so involuntary to fight? I heard from Jin Yu that he is also a big monster guarding one side."

Si Nian said: "The biggest reason for him to defend the battle in Sichuan is his origin, just like Hejing without Huaizi. The crane and deer clan have always been good friends. Hejing stands on the bank of the blue sea, and Bailu He lives in seclusion in the mountains. When I was still in Hejing, he followed his elders to Beijing to visit. He was the most immortal among a group of white deer. As a result, other companions were attending the Chunhua Gathering, and he was secretly selling Erotic pictures found in the world."

"Has he not been found?"

"No, because I'm here too."

Does Si Nian have restless adolescence, yes.Under the influence of the beauty tradition that has been passed down for tens of thousands of years throughout Hejing, Si Nian is an extreme face control. He never judges others by their appearance, but beauty is beauty, and ugliness is ugly, and he is not as good as himself. Demi's heterosexual or homosexual can't generate any interest.

Some people say that you can't have both an interesting soul and a good-looking skin, but Sinian didn't meet such an interesting soul, so he spent his entire adolescence sitting on a tree and watching the scenery by himself.

This is actually a very boring thing.

Until one day, Lu Shi sells erotic pictures at his door, and his original words are as follows: "This fairy on the tree, do you want a picture?"

Si Nian thought he was selling ordinary paintings, so he directly refused.Lu Shihao explained everything, using a lot of code words and inexplicable adjectives, and successfully aroused Si Nian's interest, so he took a look——

Human beings are ugly and not in good shape.

Si Nian maintained his composure with great perseverance, his eyes swept over Lu Shi once again, already full of deep meaning.He immediately showed Lu Shi a clear way to sell the painting to Wu Huaizi.

Wu Huaizi was not yet a Taoist priest at that time, but he was a serious and honest prince of Hejing, and it was very exciting to show the prince erotic pictures.As holy as Hejing, it is time to accept a little baptism of secular culture.

In the end, Wu Huaizi and Lu Shi became friends.

Si Nian actually didn't know exactly where the two of them had similar tastes, because Wu Huaizi became a Taoist priest in the end, and apart from his love of reselling pills and fortune-telling on the street, he didn't seem so dirty inside.

Lu Shi has always claimed to be Si Nian's friend, and has frightened many demons by pulling Si Nian's tiger skin, otherwise he would not have survived today and would have been beaten to death.

Duan Zhang never thought that he still had such a period of teenage years, it sounds like it happened in a sunny afternoon, and people couldn't help but smile knowingly.Although he was jealous, he was very fortunate that Si Nian still had such memories.

"So you're the only one out of the three who left the order?"

"Little friend, your perspective on problems is very strange."

After hearing what he said, Si Nian realized it.Wu Huai Zigui is a prince but devotes his whole life to his career of cultivating Taoism, Lu Shi yearns for love but becomes a difficult household because of the defense in the mountains, and it is Sinian who actually talks to a human being in a serious manner fell in love.

Really good fortune.

The two talked and lay down together.Duan Zhang hugged Si Nian from behind, and did nothing but feel comfortable lying down.But Duan Zhang is a human being after all, even on a summer night, he would catch a cold if he lay outside all night, so Si Nian followed him back to his room at 10:30.

It can be seen that cohabitation is really a troublesome thing.

In the early morning of the next day, Aji bouncingly reported to Duan Zhang on his mission.He watched Lu Shi all night, and even knew how many times Lu Shi went to the toilet, and then reported to Duan Zhang one by one.

Duan Zhang has no interest in Lu Shi's private life, but he still praised Aji for his outstanding performance and asked him to make persistent efforts tonight.

Lu Shi complained to Si Nian: "Why do your kids keep staring at me when I go to the bathroom? It's scary to suddenly poke half of your body out of the wall, I'm almost constipated."

Si Nian rolled his eyes: "Then please don't use my toilet."

Lu Ten: "No, we have been friends for so many years."

Si Nian: "Didn't you say I'm autistic? Where do I get friends when I'm autistic?"

Lu Shi opened his mouth exaggeratedly, he wanted to say why you hold grudges so much, but after thinking about it, the butcher is very vengeful and narrow-minded.He turned his head and discussed with Aji again: "Little friend, it's immoral to watch people go to the bathroom."

Aji blinked and blinked: "I don't, my feet are in another room."

Lu Shi was speechless.

He ran back to look for Si Nian again: "I said, if you raise a child, you also raise a living one. It won't last long. Look at him, he can't even wear new clothes."

Si Nian: "Are you annoying?"

Lu Shi is really annoying, probably because no one talks to him in the deep mountains, every time he comes to the city he is determined to annoy everyone to death.

Si Nian restrained the urge to hit him, glanced at Aji from the corner of his eye, and felt that Lu Shi's words made sense for the first time.Aji's clothes are really worn out, and the cloth shoes have a hole in them, so they need to be replaced.

Children, like to wear new clothes.

Lu Shi suggested, "Why don't you guys make a parent-child outfit, find a shroud shop with better craftsmanship, and make a few more sets so that you can change them."

Si Nian: "Shouyou uncle."

"Don't be angry, those who get wrinkles are all monsters with boyfriends, can you be more careful?" The old god Lu Shi kowtowed melon seeds on the ground and said, "If you don't want a shroud, go ask Lu Yuanyuan to do it." , Lu Yuanyuan is a master at making bellybands, and can even embroider you with flowers. But don't tell Fourth Master that I said it, or he will beat me. "

Lu Yuanyuan is the member of the Shang family, although of course his real name is not that.

Lu Shi ran the train with his mouth full. He did not know how many outrageous gossips in Sijiu City came from him, but he never repented.Anyway, he is far away in the mountains, and no one can beat him.Si Nian got used to it, so he didn't care, and he was willing to listen to Shang Si's gossip.

"Does Shang Si wear a bellyband?" He narrowed his eyes.

"Don't scare me." All the deer seeds dropped: "Fourth Master is still very tall."

Fart, I order you to get this gossip out now.