don't pull my short legs

Tu You is on fire.

Or to be more precise, as "the breeder of Shengchen's love token", he and the king successfully caught up with the heat of this marriage proposal.

The headlines on the portal scrolled through several similar photos with minor differences: Marriage Proposal of the Century!The common people show their love to Hu Chen!The witness of love is actually a hamster!

Although the light in the bar is dim, thanks to the photographer's skill, the scene of the two monsters embracing each other is still very clear, especially the scene where Hu Chen carefully takes over the king from Cangsheng.

Of course, Tu You, who is motionless with a lollipop in his mouth, is even clearer as the setting board.

"It turns out that the king was talking about the hamster on the breeder's neck!" The human fans who didn't know the truth rejoiced, "It's so sweet! Mr. Cang means to give himself to Chenchen for the rest of his life! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"

"Just say that such a cute little brother will not be a third party! The little brother who can raise a king is good-looking and beautiful in heart! Confess to the little brother! Confess to the king!"

"...the store manager?"

Tu Youwo was on the sofa watching the entertainment news in a daze, and the king had been observing him for more than half an hour.

Hu Chen and Cang Sheng didn't seem to mind that the scene of the proposal was exposed. When he learned that a photo was taken, Cang Sheng immediately contacted the public relations and directly made matters worse.

Now the marriage proposal of these two monsters has been given various names.It's nothing more than praise for their lack of extravagance and their ingenuity in the form of marriage proposal.

The eyes of the public are also focused on the king and the "breeder". Compared with the suspicions caused by the previous revelations, the comments now are full of exaggerations.

"Why are you still here?" But Tu You's mind was full of Zang Shiyi's calm eyes.

Didn't you say that you are a gangster?

What's the matter with running to take pictures!

"I want to stay!" While Tu You was in a daze, the king secretly ate up half of the refrigerator, and wiped his mouth with his paw, "They are planning to go abroad to get married, but they don't plan to take me with them! I have nowhere to go!"

Facing the plausible words of the second young master of the Cang Group, Tu You pretended not to hear them.

"Really, really!" Seeing that he didn't speak, the king hurriedly climbed up to his chest, "I'll stay and help you open the bar! Now is such a good time, if you don't catch it, it will pass!"

Tu You couldn't help lowering his head, he could only see the king's round belly: "When is the best time?"

The king narrowed his eyes, raised his paw, and pointed to Entertainment News proudly: "We are on fire!"

Sure enough, the popularity of #大王# is second only to #生智确婚#. At the same time, the popularity of #大王犯人# is also rising.

The fluffy hamster clings to the neckline of the handsome young man, its dark eyes complement the black pupils of the young man.Because of being secretly photographed suddenly, the expressions of one person and one mouse are very confused, and they look very cute.

"...What are you thinking?" Tu You had to admit that his business acumen was indeed not as good as that of the king who was immersed in various businesses from birth.

"Strike while the iron is hot, of course!" The king puffed up his chest, then as if thinking of something, he quickly wrapped his claws around the phone and stuffed it into Tu You's hand, "Quick!"

Tu You was puzzled: "Why?"

The king had already buried his head in the fruit plate, leaving only his chubby butt exposed, his mouth full of fruit slurred and said, "Take five!"

After eating four fruit bowls in a row, Tu You had every reason to suspect that this was a trick some hamster came up with to satisfy his hunger.

Satisfied as he rubbed his belly, the king slumped on the sofa and hummed: "Shop manager, register a Weibo account, and then edit the video!"

"..." Tu You narrowed his eyes, and endured for a long time before reaching out to press the king's belly.

In the early hours of the morning, Cangsheng reposted a short video on Weibo, and Hu Chen liked it.

The nickname of the original po is simple and rude: @日天日地库大王.

"Why cut the scene of me eating for two hours to 50 seconds!" Da Wang protested to Tu You, sucking a lollipop.

"Believe me, in the human world, a hamster that eats four fruit bowls at one go will be taken away for research." It took a long time to edit the video to pick out some cute clips that are not so wolf-eating, Tu You rubbed his eyes, " Do you want to be taken away for research? At that time, it will not be a simple injection of two injections."

"The needle barrel is so thick." He kindly picked up a stick of boiled corn and gestured, "Do you want to eat it?"

The king shook his head like a rattle.

After posting the video, two monsters, one big and one small, surrounded the phone excitedly. After a while, this short video became popular.

"I want to feed the king! It's so cute!" Humans have never realized that this seemingly soft and cute hamster is actually a master who eats cement and stainless steel basins.

"I really like my lady!" The king held the chubby face and showed a satisfied smile.

"When the little sister finds out that you eat and wear the floor of their house, she won't like you." Tu You rubbed the king's chubby face, and then gave a meal.

He almost forgot that the group of photos that made the two of them so popular was taken by Zang Shiyi downstairs.

Most of the monsters living in the human world have a good spirit of helping each other, just like the rabbit spirits who have been dragging their rent for so long, Tu You didn't really drive them out.But there are always monsters who are full and support themselves to blackmail those who are good at it.

Tu You's father's favorite monster star committed suicide in this way, and the management bureau caught the murderer after several twists and turns. After skinning and cramping, he threw it in a museum as a specimen to make an example.

Tu You now understands the king's thoughts, and uses Hu Chen's enthusiasm to pack the king up first.It can not only attract humans, but also gain fame among monsters.It will be much easier to recruit employees at that time.

But all of this is based on not being thought about.

It's unlucky enough to be stared at by paparazzi, if the paparazzi has a gangster background...

After thinking silently for a while, Tu You dug out a bottle of wine, planning to talk to Zang Shixi about demon life while the sky was still bright.

Even a Tibetan fox can't stop his dream of conquering humans with his face!

In order to avoid the tragedy of being peeped last night, the smart Zang Xi went to the bathroom to take a shower without eating dinner.Before he could dry himself off, he heard the doorbell ring.

"Mr. Zang," Tu You typed out the manuscript countless times before knocking on the door, but when the door got stuck, "...shall I take a shower?"

A bath towel was wrapped around his waist, and the other bath towel rubbed his wet long hair. Zang Xi was very calm: "What's the matter?"

"The administration is going to conduct a census of demon mouths recently!" Tu You reminded himself not to be fooled by the beauty, and it took a lot of effort to move his eyes away, "I'll come here to register first!"

Zang Shixi squinted his eyes. It seemed that he had a lot of work in the bureau during his suspension.

Although he didn't want Tu You to come in, after all, he followed the other party's breath to find Hu Chen today, and he was short of money.Zang Shiyi also let him go.

"What does Mr. Zang do?" After entering the door and putting the wine on the table, Tu You subconsciously looked at the layout of the room.

This building is basically a uniformly decorated standard room, and monsters can move in with their bags.However, monsters of different races have different habits, and most tenants will modify it according to their own preferences.

For example, those rodent monsters who ate as much as the king changed the rest of the room into a kitchen except for the bathroom. When Tu You collected the rent, he saw them flipping money out of the roast duck's belly.

But Zang Shiyi didn't seem to bring anything at all, the furnishings in the room were exactly the same as the model room, and there was nothing superfluous.

Tu You silently recalled the underworld movies he had seen, in which the killers seemed to be like this without personal belongings.

Just when he was racking his brains to think, Zang Shixi replied flatly: "Insurance sellers."

Tu You: "..."

Who are you fooling, big brother!

Noticing that Tu You's gaze wandered back and forth on his tattoo, Zang Shixi remained calm.

Because he really didn't lie to Tu You, after showing Li Qi the way to the entertainment headlines, he put on a suit and tie, and was going to work for Li Qi's second uncle who "runs an insurance company".

However, he didn't meet his second uncle, and before he reached the door, he was @ by all the members in the wechat group he was just pulled into.

The second uncle who "sells insurance" asked all the salesmen under him to pay attention to the monster movements on the entertainment headlines just now. A photo starts at [-] yuan, and a video starts at [-] yuan.

Hu Qiong has short ambitions, Zang Shiyi decisively followed Tu You's breath and passed.

Although he didn't understand why Li Qi's second uncle couldn't recognize the manul as his nephew.

"Mr. Zang..." Knowing that there was nothing to ask, Tu You could only grieve, "You know my uncle, so I won't hide some things from you! They are all out to mess around. Survival in the human world is not easy. Wouldn’t it be good to find some serious work? If this kind of work is discovered by the management bureau, it will be imprisoned!”

Zang Shixi was puzzled: "Prisoned?"

Why didn't he know when the administration would not allow monsters to sell insurance?

"Yeah! I'll give you half a bowl of gruel every day when you go in! You won't be allowed to take a shower and you won't be allowed out! If you're in a hurry, you'll throw it in the zoo to make extra money!" Tu Youyu earnestly said, "I'll strip you naked and put you in a cage to sell tickets! What a shame!"

Zang Shixi: "..."

What the hell is this hare talking about?Are you wearing too little?

After thinking about it, he felt that Tu You had misunderstood the administration, so it was rare for him to explain: "Don't worry, there will be no such thing."

The bureau's methods were rough, but not to the extent of actually stripping the monsters and sending them to the zoo for exhibition.

I don't know how Li Qiping educated his nephew.

Hearing what Zang Shiyi said, Tu You endured it for a long time before rolling his eyes.How do you do monsters? Even the Administration Bureau doesn't pay attention to them because they are fools!

But he was still a little apprehensive about Zang Shishi. After thinking about it, he decided to go straight to the point: "Mr. Zang, shall we discuss something?"

Fortunately, there were no other residents in the building, otherwise, seeing Tu You's kind smile would surely faint from fright.

"That photo..." He pushed the bottle of wine he brought in the direction of Zang Shiyi, "I won't take another photo in the future, right?"

Zang Shiyi raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

It turned out that the manul was looking for him to discuss this matter.

He couldn't promise that he would not continue to take photos in the future. Although he didn't know why the insurance company still had this kind of derivative business, he was short of money now.As long as it is not illegal, he will take any job that can make money.

Having said that, the reward that the second uncle promised to give him has not yet arrived.

Looking at Zang Shixi's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Tu You felt bad, this was obviously trying to corrupt his rhythm!

But in his heart, he silently estimated the difference in force between himself and the opponent, and Tu You decided to temporarily adopt the strategy of pretending to be dead when the enemy does not move.

When he gets back, he will complain to his father, why does uncle bring bad people into the building!

Before he could finish figuring out how to make a small report, Zang Shixi's cell phone rang.

Zang Shixi glanced at Tu You who immediately began to look around, and directly pressed the answer button.

"Xiao Zang!" The number belongs to the second uncle, "The company has been closed down by the common people! The money can't be paid!"

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