don't pull my short legs

Zang Shixi originally wanted to use nightmare techniques to get away with it, but the forest police came to a large group of people, including some with recorders.He can influence human thinking, but he can't do anything with the recorder, so he can only wink at Tu You.

"Don't talk later, go back and cook something delicious for you." Tu You said softly to the little panda while Zang Shixi was driving the door.

It is quite rare for humans to find a red panda in an urban area. If this little panda can still talk, it will probably cause trouble.

Hearing that there was something delicious, the eyes of the little panda lit up, and then nodded without hesitation: "Yeah!"

Tu You: "..." Luckily, the voice was so low that humans couldn't hear it.

"Hey, little panda?" He and Zang Xixi obediently got out of the car. The man who had just shown his ID came forward and picked up the red panda with a slightly swollen nose. "Where did you get it? Do you have a forestry license?" ?”

"No license." Tu You replied honestly, "It ran home and picked it up by itself."

"Are you kidding me?" The answer was obviously ridiculous to the man. "National second-class protected animals don't hug other people to hug you. How precious do you think you are?"

I am also a secondary protected animal!It is also very precious!It's not worse than it at all!

Tu You was very aggrieved, and couldn't speak directly, so he could only silently look down at his toes.

What if the forest police take the little panda away later?He thought that it would be fine to pay a fine, but in this case the little panda would be sent to a zoo or released into a nature reserve, and it would be difficult to get it out.

"You say." The little panda has been moving restlessly in the man's arms. The man changed his position to hold it, and then turned his eyes to Zang Shiyi.

Zang Shixi said without hesitation, "I took it from someone else, and I will report all the situation of that person to the government, and ask the government to treat me leniently."

Tu You: "???"

After hanging up Zang Shiyi's phone, Li Qi idly wandered around the office for a couple of times, then opened the file recently delivered from other places, wondering if it would be possible for him to go upstairs to get close to Shi Yuan without letting the other party Very sad case.

Before he could find out what was going on in the hill-like file, there were two light knocks on the door.

"The current situation!" He suddenly tensed up after opening the door, "Why did you get down?"

"The call from the forest police has been transferred to me." Just now, when he was taking a nap, Shi Yuan's eyes were slightly flushed when he was woken up. He rubbed his eyes and said in a very puzzled tone, "Say you are suspected of trafficking in the second-level state protection. animal?"

Li Qi: "..."

Zang Shiyi is a bastard!

"What do you want to do?" He was taken back to the bureau, and because of Zang Shiyi's "good confession performance", the two monsters were not thrown into the interrogation room, but were taken directly to the captain's office.Even being treated to sitting on the couch.

The young man who asked the question before was the captain. After Zang Xiyi took the initiative to explain the situation, he went out to contact him and left them here with great care.

Tu You was a little nervous: "Why do you involve my uncle?"

"Let him bring the little panda back." Compared with Tu You's nervousness, Zang Shixi was much more relaxed.

In the past, when I was on a mission, I often encountered such a situation. Usually, the management bureau came forward and pretended to be a higher-level department in the human administrative unit to solve the problem.This is permitted by the human government and is reasonable and legal.

As soon as the voice fell, the office door was pushed open.

"That's it, I'm really sorry." Li Qi showed a standard business-like smile, and shook hands with the captain, "Because it's a confidential project, they can't say more."

The captain looked depressed, the document was real, and so was the seal.I thought that this time I would be able to lead out a gang that sells nationally protected animals in one fell swoop, but who knew that after checking and checking, they found their own people.

"Then I'll take you to fetch the little panda." But he thought about it, it's a good thing if it's not a criminal gang, at least it proved that no small animals were harmed, so he quickly became elated, "Go this way!"

You can really do it, following behind the captain, Tu You looked up and down Li Qi with suspicious eyes, usually not showing off, but at a critical moment, you can still pretend to be a government worker?

But Li Qi didn't have time to talk to him at all, he gritted his teeth and stared at Zang Shiyi viciously, wishing he could turn into a prototype and start a fight.

The little panda was temporarily placed in the annex building, and a special person took care of it.The captain led them to the annex building. Before reaching the door, a small policeman ran out in a panic, and saw the captain grinning: "Something happened to the yellow team!"

The expressions of the three big monsters quickly became subtle.

Could it be that the little panda couldn't hold back and frightened the human beings by spouting people's words?

Li Qi and Zang Shixi exchanged glances. If this is the case, it is necessary to block this place now and hand it over to the Fifth Division for memory processing.

"The little panda ran into the glass box where the boa constrictor was placed!" I just confiscated a big boa constrictor from the flower and bird market in the morning, and when I went out to soak in instant noodles, I saw the little panda got into the glass box when I came back. He has the heart to die, "Now hold the python and don't let go!"

The captain was surprised: "What did you say?"

When they rushed in, the red pandas were crowded into the boa constrictor's glass box.

The glass box was originally not big, but it was already full enough to hold the boa constrictor, and with the addition of a chubby little panda, there was hardly any room left.

As an aborigine, the boa constrictor who was occupied for no reason was obviously aggrieved.Spit out the letter and want to swim away, but can't swim at all.

As long as it moved a little, the little panda stretched out its claws to hold it firmly, then pressed its whole body on it affectionately, and rubbed its cool scales with its face.

Python: What the hell is this? !let me go!I won't let go and bite you again!

But monsters are born to suppress the breath of ordinary animals, so the boa constrictor didn't dare to open its mouth, so it could only spit out the letter quickly, letting the little panda hug and rub without love.

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"Don't hug her, let go." Tu You looked at the boa constrictor who was about to cry from being bullied, and quickly stood in front of the little panda's right, "Let go."

Seeing a person standing in front of the right, the little panda immediately forgot about the boa constrictor, threw the person to the bottom of the glass box without hesitation, and crawled out on all fours.

The escaped boa constrictor shrank aggrievedly, coiled itself in a circle and did not move.

"This..." This is the first time I saw a red panda that can suppress a python in all directions, the captain and the policeman were stunned, and couldn't even finish their sentence.

"Secret project." Li Qi smiled and emphasized again, "We are leaving, thank you for your cooperation."

"You've learned how to cheat people, right?" Li Qi had a grim expression as soon as he went out, "Trafficking animals under national second-class protection? Believe it or not, I'll sell you!"

"I'm not a second-class protected animal." Zang Shixi was very calm.

"Okay, okay!" Too angry to say anything, Li Qi waved his hand, walked up to Tu You, looked at the little panda who just had a lollipop in his mouth, "What's wrong with this kid?"

"I can't find the parents." It's not good to provoke Li Qi again, Zang Shixi cooperated with his performance very much and briefly introduced the situation.

Tu You hugged the humming little panda: "I said uncle, you know more friends than us, have you heard of a little panda in a circus recently?"

He was still haunted by the circus hypothesis.

"I haven't heard of it." Li Qi shrugged. The administration had just followed the forestry bureau to check the circus in J City a while ago, just for fear that some monsters would be mistakenly caught to perform.

Therefore, there must be no such homes that are resident in City J, otherwise they would have been banned by the management bureau for a reason.

After hearing Li Qi's words, Tu You was a little frustrated: "Okay, let's send it to the administration for DNA collection first."

In order not to reveal his identity, it was naturally impossible for Li Qi to follow them back to the management office, so he found an excuse to slip away early, and sent two commissioners to wait at the door by the way.As soon as Tu You came, the commissioners led him through the DNA collection in a hurry, and sent him out quickly.

"Today's work efficiency is really fast..." Standing at the gate of the management bureau, Tu You was still a little dazed. This was the smoothest time he had come to the management bureau to handle affairs.

However, after being drawn a whole tube of blood, the little panda huddled in Tu You's arms and wept bitterly, unable to stop it no matter how coaxed it was.

"Don't cry, don't cry, let's take you to eat delicious food, okay?" After coaxing for a long time, it didn't work, so Tu You could only use his trump card, "Let's go eat red bean cake, it's so sweet and delicious."

The little panda's tears were stopped immediately.

The red bean cake shop that Tu You likes is not far from the management office. In order to avoid the incident that was reported just now from happening again, he stuffed the little panda into Zang Shiyi's arms, told Zang Shixi to stay in the car, and then Go buy red bean cake.

The line to buy red bean cakes was as long as ever. He was just standing there when someone ripped his clothes.

"Uncle Tu!" Turning his head, Xiao Tengjing stood behind him.

"Why did you come here?" Just after asking this sentence, Tu You noticed the little girl hiding behind Xiao Tengjing.

Compared with the last time we met, the little girl was much more energetic, wearing a princess dress and two neat braids.Seeing Tu You looking at herself, she smiled shyly, looking very cute.

You kid can do it!Tu You couldn't help but glanced at Xiao Tengjing who was trying to keep a serious face.

"Uncle Tu, do you know where this place is?" Seeing him smiling maliciously, Xiao Teng Jing gave Tu You a rare look, then took out two tickets from her pocket, "Sisi gave it to her father, Let's hang out, but I can't find a place."

Tu You took the ticket and looked at it, and couldn't help frowning.

It seems that the little girl, the remarried father, really doesn't care about his daughter. What he sent was not a ticket at all, but a leaflet made by a small workshop with the words "Animal World" printed on it.

Tu You is very familiar with this kind of routine, which was created by some small private bosses.Just get some animals to top up, earn some ticket money, and sell a wave of cheap souvenirs by the way.

He originally wanted to tell you not to go, but he swallowed his words when he saw the expectant look in the little girl's eyes.

The child was still so young, he couldn't bear to expose this cruel fact directly.

"Wait a minute, I'll take you there after you buy the red bean cake." So Tu You smiled.

When buying red bean cakes, he also bought a copy for the two children. The little girl said thank you very politely, and then ate happily with Xiao Tengjing.

Zang Shixi and the little panda were waiting in the car, and their saliva was licked all over their bodies. When they saw Xiao Tengjing and the others coming back together, they couldn't help being stunned: "This..."

"These two children are going to the animal world, I'll take them there." Tu You handed the red bean cake to Zang Shiyi and asked him to feed it to the little panda.

"Big cat!" Seeing the little panda, the little girl was a little surprised, and blushed after she uttered the sound. She sat in the back row without saying a word, but kept her eyes glued to the little panda.

With food, the little panda patronizes to eat without talking.It looks like a normal animal.

Xiao Tengjing saw that it was a monster, and quickly covered it up for Tu You: "This big cat has a bad temper! It can even scratch people, Sisi, be careful."

As soon as she heard that the red panda would scratch people, the little girl immediately lost her curiosity and shrank back into the seat.

Just like noon, after eating the red bean cake, the little panda rubbed its belly, wiped its mouth on Zang Shiyi happily, and fell asleep directly.

"I'll take you two back first." Tu You didn't plan to take Zang Shiyi and the little panda with him.

"Is it convenient for you to bring two children by yourself?" Zang Shiyi's eyelids twitched when he looked at the saliva and food residue all over his body, and then at the culprit who was sleeping in the dark, "Why don't I put it back Home, let him play with the children."

Anyway, there are monsters in the building, and there are two snake spirit brothers guarding the door.No problem.

After thinking about it, Tu You thinks it's okay.

So Zang Shixi went back and put down the little panda, and changed his clothes by the way.

Animal World has a very famous name, but it is actually a small place in the suburbs.Judging from the large rusted iron gate and the cheap printed signs outside, it is a typical small private workshop.

However, although the small workshop is small, there are quite a few people who come here.Probably because the ticket price of five yuan is cheaper than that of the public zoo.Many parents come with their children.

After buying the tickets, Tu You and the others went in.

The animals inside were nothing special as Tu You imagined at first glance. Most of them just lay on the ground lazily and motionless, occasionally raised their eyelids to look at the tourists, and then continued to lie on the ground thinking about the future.

The little girl watched it with great interest, but Tu You believed that half of the credit should be attributed to Xiao Tengjing, who suddenly became full of Tongue Lotus skills.Ordinary monkeys can be said to be majestic Monkey King.Coaxed the little girl to giggle.

It seems that secret love can not only change people, but also little monsters.

After walking for a while, Little Vine Spirit was taken aback for a moment, then went to hold the little girl's hand: "Let's go and see the animals over there."

Tu You: "Huh?"

Zang Shixi knew why, he had spotted a Tibetan fox in the glass room in front of him early in the morning.

Xiao Tengjing was probably afraid that he would mind, so he walked away.

"It's okay." Although he really didn't like to see the same kind locked in a cage, this is the status quo, and Zang Shiyi couldn't help it. In order to take care of Xiao Tengjing and the little girl's emotions, he smiled and pushed Tu You, "Let's go and see."

Before realizing what happened, Tu You was pushed dizzily to Tibetan Fox's room.

The Tibetan fox just woke up just raised its face and was very close to the glass.Seeing someone looking at him, the face that has been made into countless emoticons showed a consistent expression.

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"..."

Tu You was also very upbeat, facing the mocking face close at hand, without even thinking about it, his eyes went dark and he passed out.

The author has something to say:

Tibetan Fox: Heh, stupid manul.