don't pull my short legs

How to do?

Across the artificial lake, Zang Xiyi, who was holding Tu You in his arms, turned around quickly after staring at White Rabbit Spirit for a few seconds.

What are you waiting for, let's run!

"Bastard!" White Rabbit Jing couldn't count how many times he was mad after coming to J City, "Stop! Don't run!"

So, in the hospital in the early morning, the patients who got up early witnessed a life-and-death pursuit.

Although the speed of the one running in front was not slow, and he could even be called vigorous, but after all, he still had a big boy in his arms, and after running around for a long time, he finally fell behind.

"dad?"

However, the young man who was being held was unaware of all this.

When the White Rabbit Spirit, who had won the middle-aged monster sprint champion for five consecutive years in the town, stopped Zang Shiyi at an astonishing speed in a rage, Tu You woke up slowly.

When he opened his eyes, he saw his father's face.

Then he found himself lying in Zang Shiyi's arms.

"...Dad!" Seeing the white rabbit with long ears that was about to pop out, Tu You quickly jumped out of Zang Shiyi's arms, "I can explain!"

After half an hour.

Thanks to the injection of appetite-suppressing drugs, the king did not have a hungry dream and slept soundly all night.

But when he was about to wake up, a series of crackling sounds came from outside.It groaned because of the noise, and stretched out its claws to hug Tu You next to it.

Uh... After touching for a long time, I only touched the cold ground. In my dream, the king wondered, where did the store manager go?

"Dad...I'm an adult..." At the same time, Tu You was crying, "There are so many monsters watching here, don't do this, okay?"

The king slept soundly, and the doctors in the cafeteria were already woken up.

At first they huddled at the entrance of the cafeteria and looked out, then summoned their friends, woke up those who were still awake, and even found melon seeds from the warehouse of the cafeteria and kowtowed and admired them.

Zang Shiyi couldn't hold back anymore: "Uncle..."

"You don't have the right to speak!" The white rabbit put on a tiger's face, "Show it honestly!"

"..."

Tu You glanced at Zang Shiyi helplessly, and exchanged a humiliating look with each other.

Then obediently stretched out his already somewhat red and swollen palms at the same time.

"The world has changed, hasn't it! We broke up and went out to fool around at night!" The white rabbit picked up local materials and peeled a bamboo board from the bamboo forest in the hospital. "Are you two just kidding me or are you going to piss me off?" !"

Zang Shixi stammered and defended: "Uncle, we don't have..."

"Not yet? You said you didn't have my son when you brought him back?!" So the bamboo board was mercilessly slapping Zang Shiyi's hands twice, "You are really considerate!"

"Dad, we really didn't do anything bad!" Tu You's eyebrows twitched, "If you don't believe him, you still believe—"

"Papa papa!" He was hit three times.

The white rabbit blew his beard and stared: "I don't believe it!"

One or two are playing him like a child!

"I'm too old to keep up with the thinking of you young monsters." The bamboo board in the white rabbit's hand raised again, making Tu You and Zang Shishi tremble in fright, "But you should also pay attention Is it interesting to talk about breaking up every day?"

Tu You was worried that his father would beat his palms with a bamboo board, and after a while he recalled Bai Tujing's words: "No... Dad, what did you say?"

"Your father told me not to meddle in the affairs of your younger generation." White Rabbit Gritted his teeth, "Okay, that's fine. Free love, there's nothing wrong with it. But can you be more serious about your relationship!"

"Next time, just talk about breaking up casually—" He smiled sinisterly, "It's not the palm of my hand that I hit!"

Tu You and Zang Shiyi: "!!!"

Before they had time to explain, the two of them were hit on the head again.

Then, the White Rabbit Spirit, who thought he had made great progress in thinking under the transformation of his lover, gave them both a hard look, and clapped his hands with the feeling of "I am so reasonable, how can there be such a good father and old man in the world?" He left gracefully.

Tu You and Zang Shiyi were left behind to continue to be baptized by the eyes of the crowd watching the melon seed-eating monsters.

"It's okay, it's okay..." Tu You touched his palm and took a breath, not knowing whether he was comforting Zang Shixi or himself, "They will leave in a few days... "

Why are the brain circuits of his two old fathers not in line with normal monsters!

With nowhere to reason, Zang Shixi could only clench his fist a little bit, feeling the throbbing pain in his palm: "Your father is too ruthless..."

"It's better than taking off your pants and pressing them on the stool to spank your butt." Tu You had lingering fears, he believed that the White Rabbit Spirit could do such a thing, "That's it..."

The most important thing right now is the King.

Fortunately, the king recovered quickly, and his figure became smaller day by day. After staying in the cafeteria for a week, he finally turned from a small bag back into a small one that could lie in the palm of his hand.The teeth that had fallen out also grew two pointed ones.

The hospital said that its transformation may have to be postponed a little later, after all, this time it changed too much, and I don't have so much energy to undertake it again in a short time.

"Fat cake!" On the first day back home, the king couldn't wait to run to his little friend, "It's me!"

Fa Gao stretched out his paws, ready to press his belly, but he slapped the king from the sky with his slap.

"..." Realizing that the king is not the one who can use it as a trampoline two days ago, he was stunned for a few seconds, then bleated aggrievedly, and left in disappointment.

The king who was photographed on the ground was even more aggrieved: "Come back! I'll buy you a trampoline! Isn't the oversized one okay?"

Tu You and Zang Shiyi were both in the hospital for the past few days, and the vixen simply took the little Shiba Inu to their home to take care of them.The dumpling has grown up a bit, and now it can huddle with the little Shiba Inu's younger brothers and sisters.

"I'm sorry, uncle." When he came to bring the little Shiba Inu home, Zang Xiyi glanced inside first, and was relieved to find that the White Rabbit Spirit was not there.

"You kid, why are you being polite to uncle." But he was a bit relieved, and the vixen smiled sweetly at him, "Didn't I say, have you used the things I gave you last time?"

"...Uncle, the natural gas in my house is not turned off!" Zang Shiyi quickly picked up the puppies, and fled under the vixen's meaningful eyes.

"You and my dad can't stop." Tu You couldn't help complaining, "I'm addicted to tossing people every day!"

"Don't come here." The vixen glared at him, "I heard from your father that you were carried back by Princess Eleven that day."

"..." Tu You took a deep breath, "I'll go downstairs to collect the rent."

Neither of these couples looks alike!

The end of the month is approaching, and it's time to collect the rent, but Tu You is lazy today and doesn't want to go to the house one by one.

He moved a stool and sat downstairs. When he came in, he asked for one household. If he had money, he would pay it. If he had no money, he would wait a few days.

"Brother Tu." He sat firmly outside the guard room, and the little snake could no longer stay in the guard room safely.I could only move a stool and sit next to him, and I had nothing to say, "You have a lot of contacts, let me know, is the management office going to make trouble again recently?"

Tu You scratched the list of residents: "Huh?"

"They said that in the past two days, several high-ranking officials have been brought down in a row." The voice of the little snake suddenly became lower, accompanied by the hiss of the snake letter, it sounded like it was telling a ghost story, "There are people and monsters, The front and rear feet are masturbating. Are you going to make some big moves?"

Tu You paused his pen.

"What does the matter above have anything to do with you." Although he was surprised by Xiao Snake's sensitivity, he still said calmly, "If you get those few down, will you be able to become a high-ranking official, or will you get a salary increase of 200 yuan? "

"I choose a salary increase!" Little Snake's tail suddenly tightened, "I definitely choose a salary increase!"

"Okay, if no residents complain to you this month, I'll give you a raise." Tu You raised his head and smiled at him, "I'm counting money. You go back to watch TV and don't bother me."

"Hey! Good!" Little Snake happily hugged the stool and went back.

I didn't expect to bite the bullet and come out for an awkward chat to get a raise in salary!This wave is not bad!

Tu You continued to stare at the list, but his mind wandered elsewhere.

There is no such a coincidence in the world. These few people who were taken down were probably written by Shi Yuan.

Shi Yuan lived up to his trust and responded vigorously.

As for how many bloody methods and how many people and monsters were involved, it is beyond Tu You's ability to know.

Thinking of Shi Yuan's straight back that day, Tu You blinked, feeling that Li Qi's taste was really good this time.

After staying for an afternoon, he collected the rent from dozens of monster households. Seeing that it was almost time for dinner, Tu You prepared to go home and help the vixen cook together.

By the way, tell Zang Shiyi the result of Shi Yuan's treatment.

"Xiaoyou!" He had just stood up with the stool, when the white rabbit stepped into the door panting.

"Where have you been? It's so hot?" Seeing the thick sweat on the white rabbit's forehead, Tu You frowned, took out a handkerchief and handed it to him, "I haven't seen you since I came back today."

"Also, isn't there a shortage of materials at the orphanage? If you have something to do these two days and you can't leave, I'll do it myself." White Rabbit Jing took the handkerchief, wiped his sweat and squinted, "I Say you two recently—”

Seeing that Bai Tujing was about to mention Zang Shiyi again, Tu You's head grew bigger, and he was about to interrupt this sentence.

"father!"

However, it was a clear and crisp child's voice that interrupted the White Rabbit Essence.

Tu You looked down and saw a reddish-brown plush ball rolling in at some point on the ground.

The body of the plush ball is reddish brown, but the raised little round face is almost white.Behind him was a tail, also of reddish brown, long and fluffy.It was shaking with excitement.

It's a chubby little panda.

Seeing Tu You and Bai Tujing looking down at him, the little panda curled up its tail and curled up into a ball, then rolled to Bai Tujing's feet and hugged Bai Tujing's leg.

"Dad!" it cried sweetly.

The author has something to say:

The red panda and Gun Gun are not the same creature (:з"∠)_ but they are also cute!