don't pull my short legs

"During the growth stage of the cubs, we must guide the cubs to recognize their gender and help them see their sex/organs correctly, so don't feel ashamed..."

The next day, before Tu You woke up, he was pulled out of the quilt.

The cold male voice echoed faintly in the dimly lit room. He lowered his head and listened for a while with blurred eyes, then turned around and wanted to crawl back into the warm bed again.

Why are you still having nightmares this early in the morning?

"...As a guardian monster, parents should care about the cub's mental health..." He just hugged the quilt, put a hand on his shoulder, and dragged him back, " Maintain a guiding attitude towards the cub's curious temptations, and don't blindly scold..."

"Zang Shishi." Tu You hugged the quilt tightly, closed his eyes and muttered, "Although this is a dream, but if you keep nagging me, I'll go downstairs and get the card back when I wake up. not for you."

"..."

Fa Gao, who was woken up, looked at Tu You, who had his eyes closed tightly, and Zang Shiyi, who was forcibly stuffed in by the white rabbit spirit, and bleated tremblingly.

Tu You opened his eyes instantly.

"How did you get in here!" Seeing that there was really a big living monster in the room, he immediately woke up from fright, "Do you know that trespassing in the monster's house is breaking the law!"

Seeing that Tu You woke up, Zang Shiyi shrugged and threw the booklet in his hand at him: "Your father let me in."

To be precise, it was the white rabbit who knocked on the door frantically, dragged Zang Shiyi from downstairs to upstairs, and threw Zang Shiyi into Tu You's room.

"My dad..." Tu You was still a little sleepy, and after repeating it blankly, his whole body shook, "What does he want?!"

As he said that, Tu You stepped on his slippers and wanted to rush out to question him, but Zang Shiyi said lightly and pushed him back on the bed: "The two of them took Tuanzi to the orphanage again, and said they have found their way, so they can go by themselves."

Before leaving, White Rabbit showed a rare amiable smile to Zang Shiyi, pointed to the children's sex education manual, and then pointed to Tu You who was sleeping in the bedroom in the dark.

"He misunderstood." Facing Tuyou's incredulous eyes, Zang Shixi simply summed it up.

"No way..." Picking up the manual and looking at it, Tu You's head grew bigger, "I don't have gender cognitive impairment!"

Zang Shixi nodded solemnly: "You have to tell your father."

The White Rabbit Spirit not only misunderstood, but obviously had a big misunderstanding and was very frightened.Otherwise, it wouldn't be the first time to show a good face to Zang Shixi and ask him to give Tu You the so-called "psychological counseling".

"..." After staring at the manual for a while, Tu You grabbed the cell phone on the bedside table and sent a voice message to Li Qi, "My dad has something for you! It's in the guard room downstairs. Come get it when you're free!"

Zang Shixi was noncommittal.

"You didn't tell them to wait." After getting up and washing quickly, Tu You got something to eat for Fa Cake, and replenished the king's snack box, "The two old monsters took a cub and went out like this ?”

Zang Shixi tied up his hair, and said in a flat tone, "I said it, and then your father changed his face."

If it wasn't for his request, Zang Shiyi suspected that the white rabbit spirit would jump up and beat people on the spot.

"...Forget it." That wasn't his father, it was his ancestor.As far as the children's sex education manual is concerned, Tu You has given up the idea of ​​normal communication with White Rabbit Jing.

After all, this is a society ruled by law, and the White Rabbit Spirit is wearing a weapon that can stun Zang Shiyi, so it is no problem to go out.

"Why didn't you bring the little Shiba Inu?" After having dumplings, Tu You's status in the family plummeted, and now he doesn't even have breakfast.He could only simply dig out the slices of bread and jam, and after taking a few bites, he divided half of the bag under Zang Xiyi's subtle eyes.

"Still asleep." At least he was still asleep when he was dragged down. After all, they were young cubs. They played like crazy yesterday, but it's normal to sleep for a long time today.

Tu You squinted his eyes, looked at Da Wang and Fa Gao who were playing in the living room, and lowered his voice: "They haven't noticed recently, have they?"

It refers to the matter of Chai Chong.

Zang Shixi bit the bread, and frowned slightly: "I don't know."

He is not a monster who is good at communication, and he only needs to fight at work on weekdays, and he doesn't know what to do when he comes home to a group of soft kids.

Tu You was silent for a while, then spread the jam thickly on the slice of bread and handed it over: "Shall I discuss something with you?"

This is clearly a good move.

"Speak up if you have something to say." Zang Shixi took the slice of bread, "I said it before, as long as it's not illegal..."

After thinking about it, he sighed: "I can barely do a few things for you if you break the law."

"It's not illegal, it's not illegal." Tu You frowned, and happily poured another large spoonful of jam on Zang Shiyi's bread.

Zang Shiyi: "..." The jam was about to fall on the table.

"If one day they find out about Chai Chong...if they don't want to stay here any longer." Tu You thought about his words, "Can you not send them to the orphanage?"

"Huh?" Zang Shixi shook his hand, and the jam rubbed on his face.

"Adoption doesn't have to be sent to an orphanage." Seeing him rubbing on the jam, Tu You took out a piece of paper and wiped off the jam, "You give them to me when the time comes, and I'll find a way to find a monster to adopt them." they."

Many monsters who have rented a house here in the past few years like children, so it is not a problem to adopt a few cubs.

"No." This action made Zang Shiyi a little uncomfortable, and he tilted his head slightly, "Why did you think of this?"

So far, the little Shiba Inu are still living happily here.

"No... just..." Tu You blinked, the words rolled around his mouth, and finally said, "The orphanage is still not good."

"Of course, the hardware facilities and staff are pretty good." Seeing the puzzled look on Zang Shiyi's face, he quickly explained.

In terms of environment and conditions, there is no better shelter than this orphanage in the whole country.

"I'm just..." Thinking of what the little otter said that day, Tu You felt a little uncomfortable, "You don't know, that feeling of... being picked and picked."

With bread stuffed in his mouth, he lowered his eyes and said vaguely: "What... I stayed in a less formal shelter... Although it is much different from this one, but The process is basically the same..."

Every Sunday afternoon, more than a dozen little monsters would sit down in the training room in order, waiting for the dean to come in and announce the list of adoptions for this week.

"At that time I was not very good-tempered, and I was quite similar to Huahua." The first time I mentioned this kind of thing to outsiders, Tu You touched his face uncomfortably, obviously a little embarrassed, "I just sit there every week as a foil, Just listen to the headmaster read the names of other children."

The little monster whose name is called will cheer happily, and the joy on his face is fully displayed.Then he was taken out by the staff.The rest will stare at the dean nervously and expectantly, hoping that they will be the next one to call.

"I would also like to be called by my name once." Thinking of what happened when he was a child, Tu You puffed his face, "But I always call other little monsters."

The little monsters in the training room changed back and forth, and the dean would read the list every week, but there was no him.

"I used to be a little kid, but I was really sad." So Tu You can understand the feelings of little otter and Huahua.

The longing was worn away little by little, from very anticipation to numbness, he said forcefully that he didn't care, but he still couldn't help yearning secretly in his heart.

He didn't want the little Shiba Inu to go through such a thing.

"That's it." Tu You swallowed the slices of bread three times, then clapped his hands in a relaxed manner, with a brisk tone, "Anyway, I know a lot of monsters, so it's not difficult to find a few who are willing to adopt them."

Before going to bed yesterday, he wondered if any monster would be willing to raise Little Otter and Huahua. These two little guys must not be separated.After thinking about it all night, I fell asleep in a daze until dawn.

From the moment he got to the point, Zang Shixi didn't eat anything. He played with the slice of bread as if it was something extremely interesting, and he didn't even care if the jam got on his hands.

He waited patiently until Tu You finished speaking, then he raised his hand and licked the jam on his fingers, and said flatly, "Got it."

"Then it's settled!" Tu You heaved a sigh of relief after reaching a verbal agreement.

"Boom!" There was a sudden sound of something being knocked over in the living room.

"My lord, what are you doing again!" Recently, I was playing crazy with my friends. The king was bouncing around at home, knocking things over from time to time. Tu You stood up, "Don't move! Wait for me to pass!"

It's no fun if you break a vase or step on broken china.

Zang Shixi held a piece of bread, looked at the back of Tu You leaving in a hurry, his eyes darkened.

With a slight force of his fingers, he left a few sunken marks on the soft bread.

Looking down, Zang Shixi spread another spoonful of jam to cover the marks thickly, and then continued to eat breakfast as if nothing had happened.

"What's wrong with you?" As expected, next to the snack box that was overturned, the king was standing in a pile of scattered snacks, his body tensed.

"I'll see where I hit it." Sensing the king's stiffness, Tu You didn't bother to educate him, and reached out to catch him directly.

The king covered his mouth with his paws, and the beady eyes that had been turning around were staring in horror, as if he wanted to say something.

"Speak?" However, the king just kept silent, and Tu You looked at it, "You..."

Just halfway through the words, the king couldn't help but let go of his claws, and spat out a mouthful of blood with a wow: "Help me, manager! I'm going to die!"