don't pull my short legs
Chapter 31
Tu You: "..."
It stands to reason that monsters that can transform into humans already have a certain level of scientific knowledge, but this porcupine in front of him seems to have jumped out of the primeval forest.
"What kind of feudal superstition?" So he stretched out his hand and patted the other person's shoulder, "How can a trash can become a ghost? Did you read too much?"
As far as he knew, the porcupine had inherited a large fortune from the family and rented an entire floor from him.All day long, I invite all kinds of friends to go to my house to eat Hesai, and when I am full, I will sleep and wake up before eating.The pigs in the farm are not so fat.
"Impossible!" The porcupine twitched, the spines on the back of its neck shaking, "Look, little landlord! Could this be my trash can!"
The rodent monster at the back carried a trash can wisely and showed it in front of Tu You.
It looked like an ordinary large-scale stainless steel trash can. It was so shiny and clean that you could look in the mirror with the bottom of the bucket.
Tu You took a deep breath.
"That's right, little landlord!" Noticing Tu You's movements, Porcupine cried louder, "How can I have such a clean trash can!"
At least ten meals a day started. Except for a few beds, the rest of the room was used to store food in the freezer. The trash can of the porcupine family was basically overloaded from the day I bought it.Not to mention seeing the bottom of the barrel, most of the time you can't even see the edge of the barrel.
"I threw out six packs of chicken bones this morning!" Because the whole floor was his, Porcupine put the trash can outside the door, "When I go to throw out the leg of lamb in 10 minutes, it will become That's it!"
He was so scared that he thought he hadn't woken up, so he went back to the house and opened the freezer to eat two big buckets of ice cream before he recovered.
As a result, when I waited half an hour to throw out the trash, the porcupine was still greeted by a shiny, empty trash can.
"Little landlord, I beg you! I'm the only son in my family!" Porcupine's face was covered with tears and snot, "Help me! I don't want to be caught by the trash can spirit! I haven't eaten enough yet!"
Tu You: "..."
"Okay, then you put this bucket here first, and I'll go out and find a Taoist priest to do it for you later." Having already made up his mind, Tu You waved his hand, "Go back, it's none of your business."
I didn't expect the little landlord to be so talkative today, Porcupine cried even more fiercely when he got excited, and finally rolled his eyes and passed out, finally ending the farce.
When the footsteps of the monsters could no longer be heard in the corridor, Tu You went downstairs with the trash can in one hand.
"...I haven't thought about it yet." After knocking on the door twice, the door was opened a thin crack, and Tu You could only see half of Zang Shiyi's face, "Come back tomorrow."
"I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for that Shiba Inu in your family." Tu You stuffed his hand into the crack of the door, "Damn it! Don't close the door! Your hand is going to break!"
The little cubs rolled into a ball in the middle of the living room, you squeeze me for a while, and I squeeze you for a while to have fun.The little Shiba Inu didn't get involved, and sat quietly watching the younger brothers and sisters play. Occasionally, when the pups became serious, it would go to separate the fighting siblings.
"Uncle Tu." Hearing the sound of footsteps, it subconsciously turned around to call out, and shrank its neck when it saw the trash can in Tu You's hand.
Then he moved his front paws unnaturally to his side.
"Show me the paws." Tu You was not polite to it, and squatted down directly, "Stretch out your hand."
Not understanding what Tu You was doing, Zang Shixi also followed.
Then at a glance, I saw that the little Shiba Inu was slightly red and swollen, and there were some small paws that had lost hair.
"You washed that trash can?" Tu You lightly touched the meat pad, and the little Shiba Inu hissed.
"I, I, I..." It didn't dare to look up, drooping its head, "The house is finished...I have nothing to do..."
Zang Shixi was taken aback for a moment: "You ran out?"
The little Shiba Inu raised his face and hurriedly argued: "I didn't go out of the building! I was in the building! That trash can... I thought it was too full and dirty and wanted to clean it up. It has no other meaning!"
The other cubs were playing happily, but when they heard their brother's voice suddenly turned into tears, they all stumbled over.Surrounded tightly next to the little Shiba Inu.
"Don't be afraid." Tu You felt helpless, "We don't blame you."
He picked up the little Shiba Inu, and when he hugged him, the other puppies grabbed his legs one after another.The baby teeth gnawed on the trousers, and in a few mouthfuls, Tu You's trousers were all wet.
"You live here, just like in your own home." He raised the little Shiba Inu and looked at it with his eyes straight. "Of course you can help Uncle Zang clean up. Other residents in the building don't need it."
It's not that he doesn't understand the little Shiba Inu's sensitive mind, this child is very precocious at first sight.
The little Shiba Inu moved its mouth, but finally remained silent.
"I'll bring my two little guys over to play with you tonight." Tu You put it down and stroked its little head.
Judging from Shiba Inu's reaction, I'm afraid this job won't work for a while.Just break it off slowly.
After exhorting the little Shiba Inu, Tu You dragged Zang Shiyi into the corridor to do ideological work, and asked him to pay more attention to the little Shiba Inu.
"Okay, I see." I didn't expect the little Shiba Inu to do this, and Zang Shiyi was also a little surprised.He originally only thought about taking the cubs here to take care of them.
It seems that raising children is not an easy task.
Thinking of this, Zang Shixi's chest began to ache again: "Did you go to the management office to find the rabbit's parents?"
"I'm just getting ready to go out." Tu You raised the trash can in his hand, "Do you want to come with me?"
He used this sentence to tease Zang Shiyi. As Zang Shiyi's status as a gangster, he must wish to be half a mile away from the management office.
Sure enough, Zang Shiyi shook his head: "You go, see you later."
"I should have lowered the amount of the supplementary card if I knew it would be like this..." After being slammed outside the door, Tu You touched his nose that was almost hit.
After taking the money, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.
But he didn't have time to worry about these, and he should get off work if he didn't go to the management office.
"There is no rabbit spirit to report a lost child recently."
The spider behind the window waved its eight legs and tapped on the keyboard, searched the files several times, and then shook his head: "Give me the photo first, and bring a pinch of its hair tomorrow, and we will record a DNA record and save it." .”
Tu You readily agreed, and handed the phone to Spider to let him process the photos.
"Too many children have been lost in the past two days..." While typing on the keyboard, the spider complained, "Can't a parent take good care of their children? You don't have much to eat when you have children, and it's only when you lose them." I know how to cry."
Tu You's heart skipped a beat.
When he was in the hospital, Chai Chong did not deny Zang Shiyi's questioning. The other party should be the child of many members of the medical team.
I don't know what happened to the Tengjing siblings they met that day. Chai Chong is dead, and it may be very difficult to find the remaining cubs.
Thinking of the cubs, Tu You also thought of Zang Shiyi's little Shiba Inu.Now we can hide the news of Chai Chong's death temporarily, but there will be a day when we can't hide it.
Forget it...he rubbed his hair a little irritably, let's talk about it at that time.
"Okay." Spider returned his mobile phone to him, "If you are not busy these two days, you can wait at the place where you met your child, maybe there will be parents looking for the child."
Tu Youxin said that I can still go shopping for clothes every day?At most, I would drive there twice a day, and the burden of finding my parents should rest on the authority.
However, the parents of this family are really big-hearted, and they have not reported to the authority since they lost a cub.
After taking the phone, Tu You prepared to go back and report the result of the trip to the vixen.
At this time, a couple walked in with them.
The couple don't look very old, and their faces in their 20s are full of rabbit spirits.The two monsters are dressed in a fashionable way, but they give people the feeling that they have used too much force. All the gold, silver and jewelry are piled up on their bodies, which looks like a toubob entering the city.
"Excuse me, let's register the child's household registration." The husband stretched out his hand wearing the four gemstone rings and waved in front of the spider.
The administration has learned a lot from anthropology in this regard. There is no shortage of ID cards and registered household registrations.
Tu You had stopped in his tracks, but lost interest when he heard the words "registration registration".After identifying the other party's race, he thought he was here to report the missing cub.
"You two gave birth to one?" After taking the materials, the spider's legs moved back and forth, "Did you take the materials?"
Rabbits are full of skill points in their reproductive talent. Generally speaking, there are at least three to five rabbits in one litter, and if there are too many, they can give birth to more than a dozen at a time.It's really rare to see one litter like this.
"Uh..." The husband hesitated for a moment, and his arm was immediately pinched by the wife beside him, "Yes, we are the first child, and we have only one child."
Although this situation is rare, it is not impossible.The spider didn't ask any more questions, and quickly finished it for them.
"Do you have anything else to do?" After the couple left, the spider found that the manulus who had just come to register the missing child was still there.
"It's okay, I'll bring the kid's fur tomorrow." Tu You said, "Goodbye!"
The couple hadn't gone far when he chased them out. To be precise, they were tugging at each other quietly because of the sudden dispute.
"Isn't everyone correcting words at home!" The wife twisted her husband's arm again, "I'm so confused when I come here!"
"If you ask me to say this, I shouldn't have kept it!" The husband took a deep breath after being pinched so painfully, "It's not all about you..."
"Why did I marry you, you idiot!" Hearing this, the wife raised her eyebrows and kicked her husband, "Do you think anyone will believe that all the ten dogs are dead? My mother worked hard to make money, and you don't know what to do." Know how to feel sorry for me!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong." The husband immediately raised his hand to apologize, and seemed to think of something again, and his tone changed, "It's a pity... If it wasn't for the loss of that one, we could have made more money... ..”
He couldn't finish his sentence because his wife slapped him on the head: "Shhh!"
The two monsters looked around, but they didn't find anyone beside them, so they happily got into the car hand in hand.
When the car drove away, the big-leaf umbrella at the gate of the management office shook.
Tu You, who had turned back to his original form, squatted in the flower pot, and began to think about the
It stands to reason that monsters that can transform into humans already have a certain level of scientific knowledge, but this porcupine in front of him seems to have jumped out of the primeval forest.
"What kind of feudal superstition?" So he stretched out his hand and patted the other person's shoulder, "How can a trash can become a ghost? Did you read too much?"
As far as he knew, the porcupine had inherited a large fortune from the family and rented an entire floor from him.All day long, I invite all kinds of friends to go to my house to eat Hesai, and when I am full, I will sleep and wake up before eating.The pigs in the farm are not so fat.
"Impossible!" The porcupine twitched, the spines on the back of its neck shaking, "Look, little landlord! Could this be my trash can!"
The rodent monster at the back carried a trash can wisely and showed it in front of Tu You.
It looked like an ordinary large-scale stainless steel trash can. It was so shiny and clean that you could look in the mirror with the bottom of the bucket.
Tu You took a deep breath.
"That's right, little landlord!" Noticing Tu You's movements, Porcupine cried louder, "How can I have such a clean trash can!"
At least ten meals a day started. Except for a few beds, the rest of the room was used to store food in the freezer. The trash can of the porcupine family was basically overloaded from the day I bought it.Not to mention seeing the bottom of the barrel, most of the time you can't even see the edge of the barrel.
"I threw out six packs of chicken bones this morning!" Because the whole floor was his, Porcupine put the trash can outside the door, "When I go to throw out the leg of lamb in 10 minutes, it will become That's it!"
He was so scared that he thought he hadn't woken up, so he went back to the house and opened the freezer to eat two big buckets of ice cream before he recovered.
As a result, when I waited half an hour to throw out the trash, the porcupine was still greeted by a shiny, empty trash can.
"Little landlord, I beg you! I'm the only son in my family!" Porcupine's face was covered with tears and snot, "Help me! I don't want to be caught by the trash can spirit! I haven't eaten enough yet!"
Tu You: "..."
"Okay, then you put this bucket here first, and I'll go out and find a Taoist priest to do it for you later." Having already made up his mind, Tu You waved his hand, "Go back, it's none of your business."
I didn't expect the little landlord to be so talkative today, Porcupine cried even more fiercely when he got excited, and finally rolled his eyes and passed out, finally ending the farce.
When the footsteps of the monsters could no longer be heard in the corridor, Tu You went downstairs with the trash can in one hand.
"...I haven't thought about it yet." After knocking on the door twice, the door was opened a thin crack, and Tu You could only see half of Zang Shiyi's face, "Come back tomorrow."
"I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for that Shiba Inu in your family." Tu You stuffed his hand into the crack of the door, "Damn it! Don't close the door! Your hand is going to break!"
The little cubs rolled into a ball in the middle of the living room, you squeeze me for a while, and I squeeze you for a while to have fun.The little Shiba Inu didn't get involved, and sat quietly watching the younger brothers and sisters play. Occasionally, when the pups became serious, it would go to separate the fighting siblings.
"Uncle Tu." Hearing the sound of footsteps, it subconsciously turned around to call out, and shrank its neck when it saw the trash can in Tu You's hand.
Then he moved his front paws unnaturally to his side.
"Show me the paws." Tu You was not polite to it, and squatted down directly, "Stretch out your hand."
Not understanding what Tu You was doing, Zang Shixi also followed.
Then at a glance, I saw that the little Shiba Inu was slightly red and swollen, and there were some small paws that had lost hair.
"You washed that trash can?" Tu You lightly touched the meat pad, and the little Shiba Inu hissed.
"I, I, I..." It didn't dare to look up, drooping its head, "The house is finished...I have nothing to do..."
Zang Shixi was taken aback for a moment: "You ran out?"
The little Shiba Inu raised his face and hurriedly argued: "I didn't go out of the building! I was in the building! That trash can... I thought it was too full and dirty and wanted to clean it up. It has no other meaning!"
The other cubs were playing happily, but when they heard their brother's voice suddenly turned into tears, they all stumbled over.Surrounded tightly next to the little Shiba Inu.
"Don't be afraid." Tu You felt helpless, "We don't blame you."
He picked up the little Shiba Inu, and when he hugged him, the other puppies grabbed his legs one after another.The baby teeth gnawed on the trousers, and in a few mouthfuls, Tu You's trousers were all wet.
"You live here, just like in your own home." He raised the little Shiba Inu and looked at it with his eyes straight. "Of course you can help Uncle Zang clean up. Other residents in the building don't need it."
It's not that he doesn't understand the little Shiba Inu's sensitive mind, this child is very precocious at first sight.
The little Shiba Inu moved its mouth, but finally remained silent.
"I'll bring my two little guys over to play with you tonight." Tu You put it down and stroked its little head.
Judging from Shiba Inu's reaction, I'm afraid this job won't work for a while.Just break it off slowly.
After exhorting the little Shiba Inu, Tu You dragged Zang Shiyi into the corridor to do ideological work, and asked him to pay more attention to the little Shiba Inu.
"Okay, I see." I didn't expect the little Shiba Inu to do this, and Zang Shiyi was also a little surprised.He originally only thought about taking the cubs here to take care of them.
It seems that raising children is not an easy task.
Thinking of this, Zang Shixi's chest began to ache again: "Did you go to the management office to find the rabbit's parents?"
"I'm just getting ready to go out." Tu You raised the trash can in his hand, "Do you want to come with me?"
He used this sentence to tease Zang Shiyi. As Zang Shiyi's status as a gangster, he must wish to be half a mile away from the management office.
Sure enough, Zang Shiyi shook his head: "You go, see you later."
"I should have lowered the amount of the supplementary card if I knew it would be like this..." After being slammed outside the door, Tu You touched his nose that was almost hit.
After taking the money, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.
But he didn't have time to worry about these, and he should get off work if he didn't go to the management office.
"There is no rabbit spirit to report a lost child recently."
The spider behind the window waved its eight legs and tapped on the keyboard, searched the files several times, and then shook his head: "Give me the photo first, and bring a pinch of its hair tomorrow, and we will record a DNA record and save it." .”
Tu You readily agreed, and handed the phone to Spider to let him process the photos.
"Too many children have been lost in the past two days..." While typing on the keyboard, the spider complained, "Can't a parent take good care of their children? You don't have much to eat when you have children, and it's only when you lose them." I know how to cry."
Tu You's heart skipped a beat.
When he was in the hospital, Chai Chong did not deny Zang Shiyi's questioning. The other party should be the child of many members of the medical team.
I don't know what happened to the Tengjing siblings they met that day. Chai Chong is dead, and it may be very difficult to find the remaining cubs.
Thinking of the cubs, Tu You also thought of Zang Shiyi's little Shiba Inu.Now we can hide the news of Chai Chong's death temporarily, but there will be a day when we can't hide it.
Forget it...he rubbed his hair a little irritably, let's talk about it at that time.
"Okay." Spider returned his mobile phone to him, "If you are not busy these two days, you can wait at the place where you met your child, maybe there will be parents looking for the child."
Tu Youxin said that I can still go shopping for clothes every day?At most, I would drive there twice a day, and the burden of finding my parents should rest on the authority.
However, the parents of this family are really big-hearted, and they have not reported to the authority since they lost a cub.
After taking the phone, Tu You prepared to go back and report the result of the trip to the vixen.
At this time, a couple walked in with them.
The couple don't look very old, and their faces in their 20s are full of rabbit spirits.The two monsters are dressed in a fashionable way, but they give people the feeling that they have used too much force. All the gold, silver and jewelry are piled up on their bodies, which looks like a toubob entering the city.
"Excuse me, let's register the child's household registration." The husband stretched out his hand wearing the four gemstone rings and waved in front of the spider.
The administration has learned a lot from anthropology in this regard. There is no shortage of ID cards and registered household registrations.
Tu You had stopped in his tracks, but lost interest when he heard the words "registration registration".After identifying the other party's race, he thought he was here to report the missing cub.
"You two gave birth to one?" After taking the materials, the spider's legs moved back and forth, "Did you take the materials?"
Rabbits are full of skill points in their reproductive talent. Generally speaking, there are at least three to five rabbits in one litter, and if there are too many, they can give birth to more than a dozen at a time.It's really rare to see one litter like this.
"Uh..." The husband hesitated for a moment, and his arm was immediately pinched by the wife beside him, "Yes, we are the first child, and we have only one child."
Although this situation is rare, it is not impossible.The spider didn't ask any more questions, and quickly finished it for them.
"Do you have anything else to do?" After the couple left, the spider found that the manulus who had just come to register the missing child was still there.
"It's okay, I'll bring the kid's fur tomorrow." Tu You said, "Goodbye!"
The couple hadn't gone far when he chased them out. To be precise, they were tugging at each other quietly because of the sudden dispute.
"Isn't everyone correcting words at home!" The wife twisted her husband's arm again, "I'm so confused when I come here!"
"If you ask me to say this, I shouldn't have kept it!" The husband took a deep breath after being pinched so painfully, "It's not all about you..."
"Why did I marry you, you idiot!" Hearing this, the wife raised her eyebrows and kicked her husband, "Do you think anyone will believe that all the ten dogs are dead? My mother worked hard to make money, and you don't know what to do." Know how to feel sorry for me!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong." The husband immediately raised his hand to apologize, and seemed to think of something again, and his tone changed, "It's a pity... If it wasn't for the loss of that one, we could have made more money... ..”
He couldn't finish his sentence because his wife slapped him on the head: "Shhh!"
The two monsters looked around, but they didn't find anyone beside them, so they happily got into the car hand in hand.
When the car drove away, the big-leaf umbrella at the gate of the management office shook.
Tu You, who had turned back to his original form, squatted in the flower pot, and began to think about the
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