don't pull my short legs

"I remember a rabbit man once said that even if he was killed, he would not recruit the Tibetan fox downstairs."

The next day, the king squatted on the hair cake with a dignified expression: "A gentleman promises a thousand pieces of gold——"

"I'm taking it lightly." Tu You hit it on the head with a molar stick, "What's your opinion? You didn't make any fuss to pull him in?"

The king took advantage of the situation and raised his head, grabbed the molar stick in his mouth, and gnawed: "I just condemn the inconsistency of your behavior, the store manager, do you understand the condemnation?"

Fa Gao let out a bleat, tilted his head, and was so frightened that the king stopped gnawing on the molar stick. He stretched out his claws and grabbed Fa Gao desperately: "Ancestor! Don't shake! I didn't speak ill of the store manager!"

"You should take all your snacks away yesterday." Tu You touched the cake, then rolled his eyes at the king, "Eat, eat, eat, and you will become a little fat pig."

"Your Majesty eats better than you—" Before the Majesty could refute, the vixen's lazy voice came from behind, "These two days I have eaten all the meals I cooked, so I don't look like you."

Tu You disagreed: "I obviously eat a clean meal every meal, okay?"

It's just that I didn't add five, six, seven or eight bowls to a meal like the king.

"Okay, okay." The fox gave him a white look, "What did you say just now? Why did you recruit the Tibetan fox downstairs?"

"Nothing, nothing." Tu You rubbed his nose subconsciously, "He has been short of money recently, so I lent him some money and asked him to help out in the building."

He hasn't told the elders at home about the opening of the bar in detail. The white rabbit is rigid and simple, and the vixen is simple. If they know that his precious son intends to seduce humans with beauty, Tu You will not even think about entering the house next Spring Festival.

On the issue of education, their family has always been extremely serious.

The vixen nodded knowingly, thought for a while, and leaned into Tu You's ear: "Xiao You, that guy looks pretty good to me, he looks like—"

"Ahem." White Rabbit Jing couldn't listen anymore, "Didn't you say you were going to go shopping today?"

After returning home yesterday, Tu You found that the vixen was flipping through a luxury picture album with great interest.It is the nature of the fox clan to love beauty, and his heartless father didn't lose this talent anyway.

So the filial son Tu You decisively decided to take his fathers to a shopping plaza in J City that has the most luxury flagship stores.

Anyway, he has money, so he can make it hard.

Unlike some people, hehe.

As soon as this idea came to mind, Tu You patted his head.He probably got too angry about being busy in the bar recently, otherwise he wouldn't have suddenly thought of Zang Shiyi.

But who told that the Tibetan fox was really good-looking... He sighed.

If it weren't for the fact that the resume he received was really unsightly, he wouldn't have turned around and ate grass.

After the family finished eating, they tidied up and dawdled for a while, and it was almost time to go out.

"I'll go down and get the car out first." Tu You put on his shoes and said to the vixen who was still struggling with the color of his shirt, "I'll wait for you two downstairs."

However, when the door was opened, Tu You was stunned for two seconds, and then closed the door again with a "slap".

"What's wrong?" The king, who was lying on the sofa watching TV, was taken aback.

"It's too windy." Tu You didn't change his face, "I'm going through the window."

Zang Shixi who was shut outside the door: "..."

Jumping down from the outer wall of the building, Tu You wiped his cold sweat in the parking lot.

Obviously he is borrowing money from others, it should be the uncle.Why do you have to jump out of the window with a guilty conscience after opening the door?

"That book is nothing..." he said to himself.

Absolutely regular publication, hardcover coated paper, with exquisite illustrations and detailed introductions.Lifelike, colorful and fragrant, entertaining and entertaining......

They are all Tibetan foxes, and their ability to accept them should not be that bad.

Just thinking about it, Tu You was patted on the shoulder.

"You..." Remembering that his card belonged to Tu You, Zang Xiyi gritted his teeth and pressed down the killing intent, "What do you want to do?"

What's in that book!

Isn't clothing such a thing invented by humans?Why not dress neatly?Wrapping a few broken straps around the body is also embarrassing to stand in front of the camera!

Tu You blinked: "Familiar with the business in advance."

"You asked me to...provide pornographic services?" I never expected that the pure-faced rabbit mantle in front of me was such a monster who did not follow the right path. Zang Shixi was so angry that he didn't know how to say, "You Do you really think that because you lent me money, I dare not fight with you!"

Think of him as a monster!

"Hey, hey, who asked you to provide pornographic services?" Tu You took a step back, "Don't think too much, okay, you don't want to kill me."

"Then show me what that book means!" Recalling what he had flipped through yesterday, Zang Shixi felt his face burn, and his voice raised unconsciously, "I warn you——"

"Xiaoyou!" Before he finished speaking, the impatient vixen waited at the door of the building and simply ran in to see what was going on.

"Hey! It's Xiao Zang!" Seeing Zang Shixi, his eyes lit up, "Do you have anything to do with our Xiaoyou?"

"...Hello, Uncle." Zang Shixi swallowed the second half of the sentence immediately.

Tu You breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, he came to talk to me about when to start work."

Zang Shixi didn't say a word, and lowered his head beside him, staring at the wheels.

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry." After being married for so many years, the vixen is still an extremely girlish monster, as long as she sees a good-looking girl and guy, she will be happy from ear to ear, "Little Zang, are you free today? If you are free, go shopping with us? I have to go to work in two days, and I need to have an outfit."

Zang Shixi, who got on the pirate ship by mistake, immediately showed a frightened expression.

"Let's go!" The vixen had no idea what Zang Shiyi was thinking, only thought he was thinking about money, "Little Zang, you look like a clothes rack, and you look good in anything. Don't be nervous, which uncle do you like?" Pay you!"

Hey... Tu You was dumbfounded watching the fox spirit drag Zang Shiyi away affectionately.

The White Rabbit Spirit is still waiting outside!Is it really good to just abduct the young monster in broad daylight?

Due to the vixen's inexplicable love for Zang Shiyi, an outsider was forcefully inserted into this home shopping at the end.

The outsider was paralyzed on the co-pilot, showing a loveless expression of "I was taken to buy clothes today and will be stripped clean tomorrow to pick up customers."

"Little Zang, do you live by yourself?" The vixen, who was as nervous as a chick, didn't notice Zang Shiyi's expression at all, and asked sweetly in the arms of the white rabbit in the back row, "Mom and Dad are at home?"

"Uh... How many children are there at home?" Zang Shixi, who was still immersed in grief, was stunned for a while, and answered a question evasively.

"Do you still have brothers and sisters?" The vixen's voice suddenly became pleasantly surprised, "That's great! I always wanted to give Xiao You a younger brother..."

White Rabbit laughed, and lightly stroked his hair: "You can't give birth, don't think about it."

The vixen curled her lips, snorted aggrievedly, and continued talking to Zang Shiyi: "Then your parents are working hard, and taking care of children is not easy."

Hearing these words, Zang Shixi's hands on his knees suddenly trembled.

This movement was so small that the vixen and white rabbit spirits in the back row didn't see it.

But Tu You noticed it.

"Why do I hear what you say, dad, that you dislike me inside and out?" So he said calmly, "To be fair, I didn't let you worry about me when I was young, right?"

"I don't know who ran to the vine house behind and pulled the little girl's leaves into a mess." The white rabbit spirit continued the conversation mercilessly, "This time the little grape is still talking, brother rabbit mantle is in the big The city won't lift other people's skirts, will it?"

"Hey!" Tu You stared, "It's okay to have nothing! I'm a serious monster!"

When talking about their childhood, both the vixen and his wife started chatting, and began to recall Tu You's tumultuous past.

In this way, no one will pay attention to Zang Shiyi.

"Big cities are better." After finding a place to park the car and standing at the entrance of the square, the vixen squinted his eyes. "The clothes of the silkworm mothers in the town are just a few tricks."

"Then you two will stay here." Tu You said with a smile, "There are so many shops here, you can't finish shopping in a short while."

Then Tu You milked herself to death in one gulp.

He underestimated the vixen's shopping enthusiasm as a fox family, and also ignored the vixen's body that looks good in almost everything, like a clothes rack.

Two hours later, they still stayed in the first store, but the shop assistants were almost all around here, and the paper bags filled with clothes had filled the two sofas.

"Do you think we can leave this store before lunch?" Tu You muttered to himself.

Zang Shixi didn't say anything.

"What do you want to eat at noon?" Tu You didn't hear the answer, turned to look at Zang Shiyi, and asked again.

Zang Shixi still didn't speak.

He stood there with a straight face, looking like a mannequin in the store.

Actually really angry... Tu You touched his chin, it seems that the fox family is so big, and their personalities are really different.

"This one looks good!" In the blink of an eye, the vixen changed into another set, and walked around in front of the white rabbit happily, finally remembering that there are two little ones here.

"Looks good!" Tu You hurriedly cheered.

However, the vixen ignored him at all, instead, he patted Zang Shiyi's arm enthusiastically, and then asked the clerk beside him, "Do you have the size he wears?"

My son Tu You: "..."

"Uncle." Zang Xiyi quickly waved his hand, and was shoved into the fitting room by the vixen before he could refuse.

"You go in too." The vixen raised his eyebrows, and put the clothes brought by the clerk into a pile in Tu You's hand, "To put it nicely, I think Xiao Zang has been angry with you all the way."

Tu You's heart was broken: Is there anyone who pushes people into the fitting room to apologize?

Fortunately, the fitting room of the luxury store is large enough for people to drink afternoon tea in it, avoiding the embarrassment of two people being crowded together face to face.

"Listen to what I have to say..." Tu You put the clothes aside, walked to the sofa and sat down, "That book is for you to understand—"

"I don't need to understand!" Zang Xiyi interrupted him forcefully.

"Then you don't want money anymore?" Tu You raised his eyebrows.

Then he managed to see the looming veins on Zang Shiyi's forehead.

"You can ask me to kill people." Zang Shixi hoarsely said, "That kind of thing... absolutely not."

"What did you read yesterday?" Tu You acted curiously, "Didn't you read the few pages I folded out for you?"

Zang Shixi turned to look at him: "How many pages did you fold out?"

As soon as he got the book, he opened the first page, and then he was blinded by a muscular white man, and then he was attacked by a series of Latino bodybuilders.He was so scared that he had nightmares all night, dreaming that the bed was full of muscular men who didn't dress well.

"Just..." Tu You scratched his head, and took out an identical book as if by magic, "These few pages."

Among the male creatures with almost no clothes and full of hormones, a neatly dressed and clean little brother from an island country squeezed alone in the last few pages of the book.

Zang Shixi: "..." There are still clothes on?

"I'll just let you read these pages." Tu You blinked innocently, "I folded a corner just for you."

An angle slightly smaller than the cap of the little thumbnail.

Zang Shixi: "..."

"There is no special service, just chat and drink with the guests." Tu You pointed at the little brother Daoguo, "If you don't like talking to people, you can go up and perform two shows."

He had already thought about it, if he came straight up and said that we lack a face-to-face here, he would probably be taken away by the other party without leaving any scum.

But if there is the threat of prostitution, everything will be different.

"You did it on purpose!" But Zang Shixi was not stupid, he reacted immediately after being stunned for two seconds.

"Then do you agree or not?" Tu You didn't pay attention to this at all, and smiled with folded arms.

"..." I didn't expect this rabbit cat to be so dark-hearted, and Zang Shixi realized that he couldn't get off the thief ship.

"You go out." He gave Tu You an angry look, "I want to change my clothes."

"You change yours." Tu You spread his hands, "Everyone is male—"

"I definitely won't watch." Under Zang Shiyi's aggressive gaze, he turned his back decisively and covered his eyes with his hands to show his determination.

After experiencing the ups and downs of Yaosheng, Zang Shixi's mind was still half awake and half dazed, but the movements of his hands did not stop, and he quickly changed his clothes.

The fox picked out a set of casual men's clothing, the light blue tone makes the skin tone look whiter.Cut for a close fit and a slim fit.Tu You couldn't help whistling: "Not bad, no wonder my dad insisted on you trying."

Zang Shixi didn't want to speak at first, but in the next second he took a breath of cold air.

Something opened its mouth mercilessly and bit his chest.