don't pull my short legs
Chapter 19
Tu You and Zang Shiyi were in a daze at the same time.
The unlucky kid who didn't close the chicken coop and ran out?
"Quick!" Seeing that these two monsters are so dull, the little yellow chicken on Tu You's back stepped on his spine, "Otherwise we will tear up the ticket!"
Tu You felt that he heard the sound of bones breaking.
"Give them! Give them whatever you want!" This paw made him almost vomit blood, "Don't mess around!"
Zang Shixi looked at Tu You, who was trampled immobile, and then at the little yellow chickens showing off their might, and silently put his hand into his pocket.
Then he took out two five-cent coins.
Little Yellow Chicken: "..."
Tu You: "..."
Saved a white-eyed wolf and came back!
"I said you look down on us, don't you?" The little yellow chicken was so angry that he had never suffered such a great humiliation.
Ji Da gave an order, and the two chickens that were holding Tu You's hands rolled down quickly, and rushed towards Zang Shiyi at full speed with their short legs shaking.
"Bang bang!" twice.
Zang Xiyi, who had been prepared for a long time, quickly jumped out of the attack range, and Jisan Jisi, who had no time to slow down, directly hit the concrete wall behind him.
A hole was knocked out of the cement wall in an instant, leaving two round buttocks and two pairs of wings flapping vigorously outside: "Pee! Help!"
"Big brother!" The little yellow chicken that stepped on Tu You's feet was terrified, "Hurry up and save third brother and them!"
After finishing speaking, the fluffy little yellow chickens instantly forgot their identity as robbers, and stepped on Tu You one by one with flapping wings.
Tu You felt that all the bones in his body were broken.
"Which family's child is this!" Taking advantage of the attention of the little yellow chickens being drawn away by the brothers stuck in the wall, he managed to get up with Zang Shiyi's arm, "What do they want!"
Supporting Tu You with one hand and stuffing the coin back into his pocket with the other, Zang Shixi shook his head warily: "I don't know."
The balls circling around the concrete wall in front of me looked exactly like the little yellow chickens that cost [-] cents at the gate of the human elementary school.
"Brother Tu, save me!" The little snake, who was about to hang upside down and had a cerebral hemorrhage, stuck out his tongue, "I'm still young! I haven't married a wife yet! I don't want to die!"
After Zang Shixi took the snake spirit brothers off the chandelier with great difficulty, Ji San Ji Si was still firmly stuck in the wall on the other side of the concrete wall.
"Pull!" Ji Da flapped his wings, grabbing Ji San's paws, "Hold hard!"
"Ji! Head! The head is about to fall off!" Ji San struggled desperately, almost slapping Ji's big mouth off with his paw, "Don't pull it!"
On the other side, under the horrified eyes of the second brother and the fifth brother, Ji Si was flapping his wings and shaking his butt frantically, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get his head out of the hole he had knocked out.
"Wow——" Xiaoji, who is the smallest in size and courage, finally cried in fright, and sat on the ground with his short wings to wipe his tears, "I'm going home to find my parents, uncles, uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins... ..."
"No! No need!" Tu You almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Such small balls have so much strength, let alone grown-up big balls?
The fighting chicken that came to the upper half of the farm is still alive!
"We can help you..." After exclaiming, he cautiously stared at his little yellow chickens, "but you can't do anything!"
Who knows how these few chickens, which add up to less than a catty, have so much strength!
Hearing his words, Xiaoji, who was sobbing and wiping away tears, cheered up, and ran over shaking his head: "It's a deal!"
Tu You was so frightened that he took several steps back to the side. He was relieved when he saw that the chick hadn't charged at him, and motioned for Zang Shixi, the only one on the scene who hadn't been trampled, to go to the next equipment room to get the cutting saw.
"Hey!" When Zang Shiyi came over with a cutting saw, the three little yellow chickens outside exploded from balls into stinging puffer fish, "What are you doing!"
"If you don't want them both to suffocate inside, let us come." Ji San Ji Si struggled much less than before, and Tu You protected the two snake spirit brothers who were trembling in fright, "We're really waiting for something to happen. It’s too late to regret it!”
The three little yellow chickens looked at each other with tears in their eyes, and hugged each other tightly with a "jeep".
Fortunately, Zang Shiyi's hand was very steady, and he cut off the cement that was stuck on Ji San Ji Si along the safe range amidst the howling of ghosts and howling wolves.
The rest of the work was much simpler. Tu You originally wanted to use a small hammer to slowly knock down the cement bit by bit, but the three chicks swung him away with their wings and went up to hit the cement block with a heavy hammer.
Ji San Ji Si, whose head was covered in cement powder, was rescued just like that.
"Ji!" Seeing the brothers again, the little yellow chicken rushed up excitedly and babbled.
"Brother Tu..." The little snake lay limply on the chair, its tail curled up in one place, "Should we not call the police?"
Tu You glanced at him: "How do you report it? Said that you were beaten by a few chicken cubs that didn't grow all their hair?"
The little snake wanted to cry but had no tears: "But I was really beaten..."
"You can go now." Seeing the little yellow chickens huddling together and crying for a long time, Tu You waved his hand, "Don't play a prank next time, or I will tell your parents!"
After his reminder, the little yellow chickens remembered that they had gone out to rob.
"Ji!" Ji Da quickly raised his head, "Robbery!"
Tu You: "...Huh?"
"Didn't you just say you won't do anything?" Seeing that Tu You was stunned, Zang Shixi took two steps forward and blocked him, "Why are you going back on your word now?"
Xiaoji puffed up his chest: "We didn't do anything! Hand over the things quickly!"
"What do you want?" Looking at Zang Shiyi and wanting to touch the coins in his pocket, Tu You hurriedly said, "Money? Chicken feed?"
If he robs money, he really has to call the police and hand it over to the authority.
Unexpectedly, it went so smoothly, Xiaoji was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly turned to look at Jida.
"There must be a book with words! There are blank ones!" Jida raised his little head, "It's just... the kind that human cubs have!"
Both Tu You and Zang Shiyi were stunned.
After being stunned for a while, Zang Shixi first realized: "You mean...textbooks and homework?"
Under the eager eyes of the four younger brothers, Ji Da tilted his head and thought for a while, and finally flapped his wings excitedly: "Yes! It's this kind of dish! Water vegetables!"
"... Is this kid's head okay?" Tu You whispered.
How can anyone come out to rob textbooks?
"What are you talking about secretly!" Seeing the two of them chatting together, Ji was very unhappy, and stomped his paws and cracked the floor tiles, "If you don't give it, you will make trouble!"
"Give it!" Tu You hurriedly raised his hands, not wanting to offend these little bastards who were born with supernatural power.
He wasn't really afraid of the little yellow chicken. Although the opponent's strength was great, it was limited to strength.Judging from the incident of hitting the wall just now, it can be said that the mind is strong and the limbs are simple. As long as you have a vigilant heart and a little speed, you can avoid the brainless attack.
But he was afraid that if they robbed them, they would not be able to hold grudges and come here. There are other monster residents in the building.There are several minors who are still in school like Xiao Tengjing.If these chickens slapped her wings head-on, Xiao Tengjing probably would never pass the exam in her life.
"But we really don't have any in our building now." The most urgent task is to bring these little robbers out of the building first, "How about you get in the car with me? I'll go to the bookstore to buy them?"
The little yellow chickens with insufficient brains gathered together and chattered for a long time, thinking that this weak mantle would not deceive them.
"What if we are taken to the slaughterhouse!" Xiaoji was still a bit smart.
"It's fine to take it to the slaughterhouse, what if we take it to the entrance of the human primary school to sell!" Ji San, who had just come out of the wall, turned into a little boy with fright.
Ji Da dismissively said: "He dare not!"
With that said, it took the lead and swaggered to the parking lot first.
"I'll go with you." Tu You was about to take a step when Zang Xiyi pulled his arm.
"Okay." He nodded, in case these cubs blow up again along the way, at least there is someone who can help call the police.
After getting into the car, the little yellow chickens consciously sat down one by one in the back row. The five balls were fluffy there, and they couldn't see the ferocity of trampling Tu You half to death just now.
When they reached the door of the bookstore, Tu You neither dared to let them out, nor did he dare to leave Zang Shiyi and the little yellow chicken alone in the car.The staff in the bookstore could only bring out dozens of books on different subjects in different grades of elementary school, and then show them to the little yellow chickens one by one.
"It looks quite similar to me." Xiaoji muttered quietly, "The one I saw in my good girl's schoolbag last time looks exactly like this one!"
Ji Da shook his head: "That's all!"
"I said, what do you want these for?" Tu You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Aren't you old enough to go to school? Can you understand what's written on it?"
"Don't worry about it!" Ji, who was exposed, puffed up his chest angrily, then rolled his eyes, and asked ferociously, "Can you understand?"
"Of course." This sentence was said by Zang Shiyi, "So?"
"Then..." Ji Da bowed his head and plucked the hair on his chest, "We still want to rob you!"
Tu You and Zang Shishi: "..."
"Forget it." Tu You was also curious about what this group of chicks did, "Where do you live, I'll send you back."
After buying the books and homework, Tu You drove towards the suburbs following the route provided by Jida.
The car finally stopped somewhere in the junction of urban and rural areas.
The car hadn't come to a complete stop yet, and the excited Ji Da directly swung his wings to fly the door, and yelled at the courtyard: "Good girl! We snatched two teachers back for you!"
The unlucky kid who didn't close the chicken coop and ran out?
"Quick!" Seeing that these two monsters are so dull, the little yellow chicken on Tu You's back stepped on his spine, "Otherwise we will tear up the ticket!"
Tu You felt that he heard the sound of bones breaking.
"Give them! Give them whatever you want!" This paw made him almost vomit blood, "Don't mess around!"
Zang Shixi looked at Tu You, who was trampled immobile, and then at the little yellow chickens showing off their might, and silently put his hand into his pocket.
Then he took out two five-cent coins.
Little Yellow Chicken: "..."
Tu You: "..."
Saved a white-eyed wolf and came back!
"I said you look down on us, don't you?" The little yellow chicken was so angry that he had never suffered such a great humiliation.
Ji Da gave an order, and the two chickens that were holding Tu You's hands rolled down quickly, and rushed towards Zang Shiyi at full speed with their short legs shaking.
"Bang bang!" twice.
Zang Xiyi, who had been prepared for a long time, quickly jumped out of the attack range, and Jisan Jisi, who had no time to slow down, directly hit the concrete wall behind him.
A hole was knocked out of the cement wall in an instant, leaving two round buttocks and two pairs of wings flapping vigorously outside: "Pee! Help!"
"Big brother!" The little yellow chicken that stepped on Tu You's feet was terrified, "Hurry up and save third brother and them!"
After finishing speaking, the fluffy little yellow chickens instantly forgot their identity as robbers, and stepped on Tu You one by one with flapping wings.
Tu You felt that all the bones in his body were broken.
"Which family's child is this!" Taking advantage of the attention of the little yellow chickens being drawn away by the brothers stuck in the wall, he managed to get up with Zang Shiyi's arm, "What do they want!"
Supporting Tu You with one hand and stuffing the coin back into his pocket with the other, Zang Shixi shook his head warily: "I don't know."
The balls circling around the concrete wall in front of me looked exactly like the little yellow chickens that cost [-] cents at the gate of the human elementary school.
"Brother Tu, save me!" The little snake, who was about to hang upside down and had a cerebral hemorrhage, stuck out his tongue, "I'm still young! I haven't married a wife yet! I don't want to die!"
After Zang Shixi took the snake spirit brothers off the chandelier with great difficulty, Ji San Ji Si was still firmly stuck in the wall on the other side of the concrete wall.
"Pull!" Ji Da flapped his wings, grabbing Ji San's paws, "Hold hard!"
"Ji! Head! The head is about to fall off!" Ji San struggled desperately, almost slapping Ji's big mouth off with his paw, "Don't pull it!"
On the other side, under the horrified eyes of the second brother and the fifth brother, Ji Si was flapping his wings and shaking his butt frantically, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get his head out of the hole he had knocked out.
"Wow——" Xiaoji, who is the smallest in size and courage, finally cried in fright, and sat on the ground with his short wings to wipe his tears, "I'm going home to find my parents, uncles, uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins... ..."
"No! No need!" Tu You almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Such small balls have so much strength, let alone grown-up big balls?
The fighting chicken that came to the upper half of the farm is still alive!
"We can help you..." After exclaiming, he cautiously stared at his little yellow chickens, "but you can't do anything!"
Who knows how these few chickens, which add up to less than a catty, have so much strength!
Hearing his words, Xiaoji, who was sobbing and wiping away tears, cheered up, and ran over shaking his head: "It's a deal!"
Tu You was so frightened that he took several steps back to the side. He was relieved when he saw that the chick hadn't charged at him, and motioned for Zang Shixi, the only one on the scene who hadn't been trampled, to go to the next equipment room to get the cutting saw.
"Hey!" When Zang Shiyi came over with a cutting saw, the three little yellow chickens outside exploded from balls into stinging puffer fish, "What are you doing!"
"If you don't want them both to suffocate inside, let us come." Ji San Ji Si struggled much less than before, and Tu You protected the two snake spirit brothers who were trembling in fright, "We're really waiting for something to happen. It’s too late to regret it!”
The three little yellow chickens looked at each other with tears in their eyes, and hugged each other tightly with a "jeep".
Fortunately, Zang Shiyi's hand was very steady, and he cut off the cement that was stuck on Ji San Ji Si along the safe range amidst the howling of ghosts and howling wolves.
The rest of the work was much simpler. Tu You originally wanted to use a small hammer to slowly knock down the cement bit by bit, but the three chicks swung him away with their wings and went up to hit the cement block with a heavy hammer.
Ji San Ji Si, whose head was covered in cement powder, was rescued just like that.
"Ji!" Seeing the brothers again, the little yellow chicken rushed up excitedly and babbled.
"Brother Tu..." The little snake lay limply on the chair, its tail curled up in one place, "Should we not call the police?"
Tu You glanced at him: "How do you report it? Said that you were beaten by a few chicken cubs that didn't grow all their hair?"
The little snake wanted to cry but had no tears: "But I was really beaten..."
"You can go now." Seeing the little yellow chickens huddling together and crying for a long time, Tu You waved his hand, "Don't play a prank next time, or I will tell your parents!"
After his reminder, the little yellow chickens remembered that they had gone out to rob.
"Ji!" Ji Da quickly raised his head, "Robbery!"
Tu You: "...Huh?"
"Didn't you just say you won't do anything?" Seeing that Tu You was stunned, Zang Shixi took two steps forward and blocked him, "Why are you going back on your word now?"
Xiaoji puffed up his chest: "We didn't do anything! Hand over the things quickly!"
"What do you want?" Looking at Zang Shiyi and wanting to touch the coins in his pocket, Tu You hurriedly said, "Money? Chicken feed?"
If he robs money, he really has to call the police and hand it over to the authority.
Unexpectedly, it went so smoothly, Xiaoji was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly turned to look at Jida.
"There must be a book with words! There are blank ones!" Jida raised his little head, "It's just... the kind that human cubs have!"
Both Tu You and Zang Shiyi were stunned.
After being stunned for a while, Zang Shixi first realized: "You mean...textbooks and homework?"
Under the eager eyes of the four younger brothers, Ji Da tilted his head and thought for a while, and finally flapped his wings excitedly: "Yes! It's this kind of dish! Water vegetables!"
"... Is this kid's head okay?" Tu You whispered.
How can anyone come out to rob textbooks?
"What are you talking about secretly!" Seeing the two of them chatting together, Ji was very unhappy, and stomped his paws and cracked the floor tiles, "If you don't give it, you will make trouble!"
"Give it!" Tu You hurriedly raised his hands, not wanting to offend these little bastards who were born with supernatural power.
He wasn't really afraid of the little yellow chicken. Although the opponent's strength was great, it was limited to strength.Judging from the incident of hitting the wall just now, it can be said that the mind is strong and the limbs are simple. As long as you have a vigilant heart and a little speed, you can avoid the brainless attack.
But he was afraid that if they robbed them, they would not be able to hold grudges and come here. There are other monster residents in the building.There are several minors who are still in school like Xiao Tengjing.If these chickens slapped her wings head-on, Xiao Tengjing probably would never pass the exam in her life.
"But we really don't have any in our building now." The most urgent task is to bring these little robbers out of the building first, "How about you get in the car with me? I'll go to the bookstore to buy them?"
The little yellow chickens with insufficient brains gathered together and chattered for a long time, thinking that this weak mantle would not deceive them.
"What if we are taken to the slaughterhouse!" Xiaoji was still a bit smart.
"It's fine to take it to the slaughterhouse, what if we take it to the entrance of the human primary school to sell!" Ji San, who had just come out of the wall, turned into a little boy with fright.
Ji Da dismissively said: "He dare not!"
With that said, it took the lead and swaggered to the parking lot first.
"I'll go with you." Tu You was about to take a step when Zang Xiyi pulled his arm.
"Okay." He nodded, in case these cubs blow up again along the way, at least there is someone who can help call the police.
After getting into the car, the little yellow chickens consciously sat down one by one in the back row. The five balls were fluffy there, and they couldn't see the ferocity of trampling Tu You half to death just now.
When they reached the door of the bookstore, Tu You neither dared to let them out, nor did he dare to leave Zang Shiyi and the little yellow chicken alone in the car.The staff in the bookstore could only bring out dozens of books on different subjects in different grades of elementary school, and then show them to the little yellow chickens one by one.
"It looks quite similar to me." Xiaoji muttered quietly, "The one I saw in my good girl's schoolbag last time looks exactly like this one!"
Ji Da shook his head: "That's all!"
"I said, what do you want these for?" Tu You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Aren't you old enough to go to school? Can you understand what's written on it?"
"Don't worry about it!" Ji, who was exposed, puffed up his chest angrily, then rolled his eyes, and asked ferociously, "Can you understand?"
"Of course." This sentence was said by Zang Shiyi, "So?"
"Then..." Ji Da bowed his head and plucked the hair on his chest, "We still want to rob you!"
Tu You and Zang Shishi: "..."
"Forget it." Tu You was also curious about what this group of chicks did, "Where do you live, I'll send you back."
After buying the books and homework, Tu You drove towards the suburbs following the route provided by Jida.
The car finally stopped somewhere in the junction of urban and rural areas.
The car hadn't come to a complete stop yet, and the excited Ji Da directly swung his wings to fly the door, and yelled at the courtyard: "Good girl! We snatched two teachers back for you!"
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