don't pull my short legs

Staring at Zang Shiyi with a calm face, Tu You felt his brain slowly turning a few times, and then a lot of broken parts fell out with a clang.

He said that before going to bed last night, he always felt that something was missing!

Co-authored all the monsters in the whole building, but forgot about this bastard!

"Then this..." The teacher obviously couldn't turn the corner, and looked at Tu You blankly.

"Me, me, me! No! Me and him..." Sensing the teacher's puzzled gaze, Tu You immediately wanted to explain clearly.

Absolutely don't encourage Xiao Tengjing's crooked trend of hiring people to hold parent-teacher meetings!

Then he saw Zang Shixi smiling.

From the first day the other party moved in until just now, Tu You has never seen anything like a smile on that exquisite and beautiful face.Not even when paying the other party's salary after cleaning up Dong Laosi.

Zang Shiyi is always cold, and every day he puts on an expression of "I'm so poor that I can't live without working hard to make money" and swaggeringly.

But now he smiles.

Just like the first flower blooming on a branch in the still windy spring day, it has a slightly cold taste, but more of a sultry tenderness.

Tu You was a little dizzy.

Surrounded by ordinary-looking humans, their two monsters with different temperaments from ordinary people are poking here, which is conspicuous enough.Now that Zang Shixi smiled, the exclamation of several young trainee teachers has already sounded in the corridor.

Startled by the exclamation, Tu You instantly understood the smile.

The full name is "Blocking people's money is like killing parents. Today, if you dare to stop me from earning Hua Xiaomiao's money back, I will become a prototype and tear you up alive and make specimens."

"He and I..." So Tu You also smiled, then gritted his teeth and said, "We are together..."

At that moment, he was sure that he heard the sound of his heart breaking into pieces.

The quality of the teachers is very high.He was taken aback for a moment, and then said "oh", without asking any more questions, he signaled Xiao Tengjing to take them in.

Hua Xiaomiao, just wait for me!Tu You swished his eye knife at Xiao Tengjing.

Xiao Tengjing trembled, and tremblingly hid most of his body behind Zang Shixi.

When they sat down, almost everyone came.After the teacher gave the report card to the parents respectively, he began to speak.

The content is very simple, there is only one item: to urge children to study hard.

"Parents must cooperate with our work!" The teacher was impassioned on the stage, "At home and school, we must pay attention to both, so that children can make progress!"

"Hua Xiaomiao!" After getting the report card, Tu You exploded, "How many people are there in your class?!"

The report card shows the student's single subject score and ranking, and the average score and the highest score of the subject in the class are attached.

"34, 28, 38" is pitifully printed on Xiao Tengjing's report card, but the ranking part at the back is very neat, with three consecutive 47s being unambiguous at all.

"Almost fifty people..." The children were all sitting with their parents, and Xiao Tengjing was sandwiched between the two of them, staring straight ahead, "Uncle Tu, concentrate on listening to the teacher!"

At this time, you know that you have listened!Tu You gave him a hard look.

Probably there was too much movement on their side, the teacher on the podium glanced at Tu You, and Tu You immediately fell silent.

"Since you have received the money, please do all the work!" As soon as the teacher finished speaking, Tu You immediately stuffed the report card into Zang Shiyi's hands, "I'm leaving first!"

He can't afford to lose face!

Zang Shixi didn't show any objection, but just as Tu You wanted to run, the teacher stopped him: "Hua Xiaomiao's parents wait a minute, you go to my office first, and I'll go over later."

"..." Tu You didn't want to go.

"Hua Xiaomiao, you have grown up!"

The infrastructure of the key primary school is well done. Every teacher has his own separate office. As soon as Tu You entered, he reached out and wanted to grab Xiao Tengjing's ear: "I have learned to find someone to pretend to be your parent!"

"Uncle Zang is not human!" Without being touched at all, Xiao Tengjing began to yell, "Ah, I didn't mean that... Uncle Tu, you didn't help me, and you dragged me down! Yesterday I knocked out the windows of the whole building, and that dead rabbit even threw ice grass at me!"

"Then you got a better grade in the exam!" Tu You was heartbroken, "Isn't it good to observe human beings at ordinary times! Why don't you watch how they study!"

There was no one else who didn't need to perform, and Zang Shiyi returned to his expressionless face, completely ignoring the big and small next to him.

"Hey, hey, don't touch the child!" The teacher was startled when he came back, "Calm down! Calm down!"

Tu You, who didn't touch a leaf, withdrew his hand embarrassingly.

"Who is in charge of your children's studies at home?" Facing this pair of parents who are somewhat special, the teacher blurred his words.

Tu You and Zang Shixi looked at each other calmly for a second.

Then at the same time, they raised their hands and pointed at each other tacitly.

???

Brother, since you took the money, can you do something conscientious? !Tu You stared in disbelief, and opened his mouth to refute.

"Okay, okay." I have seen many parents and teachers who shirk their responsibilities, and quickly persuaded Tu You, "Don't get excited, we are here today mainly to talk about Xiao Miao's problem."

Xiao Tengjing, who was called, stood up lazily.

"I just took this class. I've seen Xiao Miao's grades before. Not to mention the top ranks in the class, they are still average." The teacher patted Xiao Tengjing's head, "This semester's grades have dropped very fast. Is there something wrong?"

Tu Youxin said that this is not my cub at all, I don't know!

Faced with this question, Zang Shixi obviously didn't know how to answer it, and after glancing at Tu You, he fell silent.

The teacher frowned, and said to Xiao Tengjing, "Go out first."

"It's about children, so I'll just say something straight." After Xiao Tengjing left, the teacher became serious, "They are still relatively sensitive at this age, and their parents' emotional life may also affect them. You... .”

The teacher didn't go on, leaving room for imagination.

Tu You felt that he had really become Xiao Tengjing's father, at least now he felt that his face was turning green.

"It's nothing, we never quarrel at home." However, Zang Shixi was very calm, took a look at Tu You and smiled slightly, "Really."

"..." Tu You was deeply shocked by the shamelessness of this Tibetan fox.

"Xiao Miao's deskmate used to have good grades." The teacher obviously didn't believe what they said, so he used an example, "After the parents divorced this semester, the grades have plummeted, so you must be careful not to bring harm to the children. , he is still young..."

Tu You felt that no matter how green his face was, he could just mix it up and give it to Rabbit Essence for dinner.

What a mess!

He simply didn't say a word, since Zang Shixi was the one who got the money anyway, so let Zang Shixi take care of it if there is anything to do.

The teacher asked several questions in a row, but Zang Xiyi answered them vaguely.Since there are other parents waiting outside, the teacher can't say much, and can only confess that they must pay close attention to Xiao Tengjing's state.

"Be sure to talk about anything, and don't cause psychological impact on the child." Before leaving, the teacher sincerely patted Tu You on the shoulder, "It is not easy for your family of three to come to this day, so you must cherish it."

Your family of three, your family of three, your family of three...

Tu You, who has been single since he grew up, just wants to slam his head against the wall to death.

"Mr. Zang!" He lowered his voice while walking outside, "Xiao Miao is still a child!"

Minors are also embarrassed to earn money!And dragged him into the water too!

"You are too excited." Zang Shixi was unmoved, "This is between me and him, and has nothing to do with you."

Tu You has a toothache.

"I said, can you stop turning your face and denying people like this?" The cowherd in the cowherd shop paid the money and came to greet him affectionately when we meet next time. What's wrong with this Tibetan fox?Anyway, there is also a 5000 yuan deal between them!

Given that there is no business relationship between them at present, Zang Shixi glanced at him lightly, and said calmly, "You are not human."

Tu You: "..." He is really Hua Xiaomiao's biological father.

He had nowhere to lose his temper, so he could only summon the little rattan spirit: "Hua Xiaomiao, where did you die!"

"Here, here!" Hearing the call of death, the little vine spirit on the stairs trembled, "I'll come right over!"

Opposite Xiao Tengjing was a thin little girl sitting on the steps with her head buried in her knees.Shoulders shrugged, as if crying.

"What's the matter? Are you going to recruit other girls?" When Xiao Teng Jing ran over, Tu You stared, why didn't he learn well all day long!

"No, no!" Xiao Tengjing waved her hands desperately, "That's my tablemate! No one from her parents came to hold a parent-teacher meeting for her! She was crying!"

Tu You remembered that just now the teacher used this little girl's family to argue that "disharmony between husband and wife will affect children".

Having said that, he really didn't see Hua Xiaomiao's parents at the same table today, otherwise he wouldn't have the place to put both him and Zang Shiyi in.

"I'm leaving." Having completed the task, Zang Shixi looked at Xiao Tengjing, "Remember to send it over early."

"Thank you, Uncle Zang!" Xiao Tengjing hurriedly bowed to him, "Goodbye, Uncle!"

Tu You squinted his eyes: "You two haven't finished the deal yet?"

"No, I didn't have that much yesterday..." Thinking about the crying deskmate, Xiao Tengjing kept looking towards the stairs, "There will be in the evening!"

Tu You felt that something was wrong.

This child must not have been blackmailed by Zang Shiyi, right?

"How much did you give him?" He grabbed the little vine spirit who was about to run towards the little girl.

Little Fuji held out two fingers.

"Two hundred?" Tu You gasped.

Is Zang Shiyi human?Ask a child for two hundred!

"No, no, no, no..." Looking at Tu You's suddenly ferocious expression, Xiao Tengjing trembled.

Tu You's eyes were about to straighten: "Two thousand?!"

With this IQ, it's no wonder that he is the last one in all subjects!

Xiao Tengjing looked at him like a fool: "Two bottles!"

"Two bottles?"

Tu You was confused, what new measurement method is this?

"It's just two bottles." Xiao Tengjing broke away from his hand, "Don't you still take it from our house every day!"