don't pull my short legs

After that day, Tu You found that Fa Gao's courage gradually grew.

When he wakes up in the morning, the little guy usually curls up obediently next to the pillow, and slowly crawls out of bed when he wakes up.Usually, I don't keep shrinking in the basket, but carefully explore the new home.

Concerned about puffy eyes, Tu You wrapped the corners of the furniture with soft protective stickers to prevent it from hurting itself when groping.

I woke up together today, and by the time Tu You finished washing, Fa Gao was already quietly sitting on the sofa waiting for him to apply the medicine.

"Those who don't know think this is your own son." The king watched them apply the medicine, while gnawing on the apple, "Why don't you see me being so kind to me?"

"It's been a week since you've lived here, and my furniture has been refurbished. Isn't that good for you?" Tu You unceremoniously rolled his eyes at the king, "Can't you restrain yourself from eating less?"

With the experience of eating and wearing the floor, Tu You dare not really starve the king.Often also let it go.

"I'm still young and I want to grow up..." The king stuffed the last piece of apple into his mouth and licked his wet paws.

Tu You patted Fa Gao's head: "You also learn from your brother, don't always eat so little."

Fa Gao let out two unexplained grunts, and then curled up on his lap.

Tu You sighed.

In the past two days, the hair cake has recovered well, and with the help of the vine essence juice, the wound has basically healed.Other than the loss of vision, the remaining injuries have been stabilized.But what gave him a headache was that Fa Gao didn't like to eat, and he still didn't have much meat after raising him for half a week.

Tu You put all the food he could find in front of Fa Gao, but except for drinking some water every day and occasionally eating two pieces of apples with the king, he didn't touch the rest of the food.

"It's okay, it knows how to eat when it's hungry." The king didn't worry at all, "There's so much food at home, I can't starve it."

With that said, Dawang, who had just finished eating a bagful of apples, jumped into the snack box and took out a large bag of squid shreds, and began to eat happily with his paws.

"Did you eat a little too much?" Tu You frowned, the young master's mouth hadn't stopped since he woke up in the morning.

"I can't help it..." After chewing the shredded squid for a long time, the King was free to speak, "I'm going to do a live broadcast later, if you don't eat it, it's easy to wear out."

The popularity of the hot search lasted for a while. When the popularity was the highest, the king registered an account on a live broadcast platform.He still used the nickname of the day and day warehouse king.

In Dawang's words, this is to consolidate the fan base.

The live broadcast of Dawang is not long every day, only more than an hour.The content of the live broadcast is simple and rude, with only one word: eat.

Of course, in view of the king's actual appetite, which is estimated to detonate the human media, he can only eat the same amount as a normal hamster during the live broadcast.For the king who swallowed a few pieces of door panels and reinforced concrete at every turn, this is really a bit of torture.

But for the sake of his future career, the king still endured it.

It's just that it has to eat well before the live broadcast, otherwise it will be miserable if it gets hungry halfway and eats up the table in front of tens of thousands of people.

"Then eat slowly." Tu You stood up, "I'll go out for a while."

At present, Dawang's reputation has basically risen. Although human fans still persistently believe that the owner of the account is Tu You, the breeder, this does not prevent them from showing warm care for Dawang like spring.

Tu You also admitted, regardless of the disadvantage of eating too much.The chubby king is still very cute visually.

But he wants more than being cute.

"Have you received a new resume these two days?" Based on the principle of not wasting, the packaging bag containing shredded squid finally entered the king's mouth.

Tu You nodded: "There are a few new ones in the mailbox, I'll go and have a look."

It is best to be a handsome, handsome and compelling monster!With a lollipop in his mouth, Tu You went out the door full of hope.

However, reality is always cruel.

"There is a public nursing home three streets to the east, and those who make an appointment can live in it as early as next year." He looked sincerely at the old goat with a beard mopping the floor in front of him, "Be careful not to go the wrong way to the meat joint factory."

"Uh...not sexist." Facing the hot barnacle spirit in front of him, Tu You opened his eyes, "Although you are androgynous...but your sexual characteristics seem to be more female obvious......"

"No, no, we're not a shelter for stray animals." The last one who barged in was a teenage child of no race, and Tu You tried to persuade him to leave, "Even if it's a shelter, you bring a litter of quilts." I can't do anything about the scorched ants!"

In the end, he was still the only one left in the office.

Otherwise, it would be fine to charge the rent for the rest of my life... A sense of powerless despair rose in my heart, and Tu You slumped on the chair and opened the last lollipop.

Sitting listlessly in the office for a while, Tu You, who had nothing to do, turned on the computer, wanting to see how Dawang's live broadcast was going.

As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, he saw Dawang sitting in the middle of the screen with a serious face, next to a plate of unshelled peanuts.

"Your Majesty knows how to peel peanuts!" The bullet screen was swiped several times, and the gifts increased steadily, "It's so cute sitting there puffed up!"

Oh shit, Tu You thought to himself.How can this person know how to peel peanuts? He is obviously sulking because he can only eat a plate of peanuts!

Probably finished getting angry and mentally prepared, the king picked up a peanut and peeled it.

Its small claws are very dexterous, and it can be peeled off in a few strokes.

But after the peeling, the king didn't stuff the peanuts into his mouth, but with a wave of his claws, he threw the peanuts into the small bowl beside him very accurately.

"What are you doing? Why don't you eat?"

"Hoard it! It's so good to eat a full bowl!"

Tu You felt that this barrage might be revealing the truth.

After peeling for nearly 10 minutes, Dawang finished peeling the peanuts.

And the human beings also watched the peanuts that the king had peeled for 10 minutes honestly, and Tu You was sleepy.

After finally filling the small bowl, it was finally time for the king to eat peanuts.

Tu You watched the king take a deep breath, his small eyes gleamed, and his cheeks moved twice, obviously swallowing.

The king was ready to run up, ready to jump into the bowl to enjoy the hard-earned peanuts.

At this moment, a furry leg suddenly appeared at the bottom of the screen.

"What's that?" Some sharp-eyed viewers have already spotted it.

"Fuck!"

In the next second, Tu You and the audience exclaimed at the same time.

Not knowing what was in front of him, Fa Gao casually broke into the camera.

Then he stomped over the king's peanut bowl.

King: Σっ°Д°;) っ?

Hair cake: (⊙x⊙;)!

Audience: Damn, what a meow!

Compared to the audience's excitement, Tu You froze in front of the computer.

He had already seen the unbelievable expression on the king's face.

After so much painstakingly peeling the peanuts that were finally able to fit into his mouth, he was trampled over, and the king's heart was smashed into slag.

Don't speak human words! ! !Tu You stared at the king with his mouth wide open, don't say anything! ! !

If he utters his words in front of tens of thousands of people, he will probably be the next one to be hanged at the gate of the management bureau to dry out! ! !

Fa Gao was obviously at a loss, and took a few steps forward.

The bandages on the eyes have been removed, but the doctor does not recommend artificial eyes, so it can only grope with the eyes closed.

The king's face turned red.

"It's that stray cat! It's so thin! I feel sorry for QAQ!" However, humans still don't know anything.

Probably also knew that he had caused trouble, so Fa Gao stood there awkwardly for a while, touched the peanuts scattered on the table with his paws, and then pushed in the king's direction.

"It's feeding the king! It's so good! Why is it so good!" He always has sympathy for weak animals, and Fa Gao won everyone's love and affection as soon as he appeared on the stage.

The king's face flushed completely red.

In the end, it resignedly swallowed the words stuck in its mouth, and buried its head in eating the peanuts pushed by the hair cake.

"The two of them are so cute! Touch meow! Buy cat food for meow!" The audience cheered, and the gifts and rewards rose crazily.

Tu You: "..." As long as you humans are happy.

Afraid of the accident just now, he watched the rest of the live broadcast with trepidation.

Fortunately, there were no moths in the back. After eating the peanuts, the king slid to the side of the hair cake, quickly climbed up the hair cake's legs, and then whispered in its ear.

From a human point of view, this is the king acting like a baby with Fa Cake.The tipping reached its peak immediately.

After speaking, he probably understood what was going on, and Fa Gao turned away from the camera, taking the king with him at the same time.

The live broadcast was over, and Tu You breathed a sigh of relief.And human beings are still unsatisfied: "I really want to see how they get along with each other!"

Tu You turned off the app silently, his heart couldn't bear any more.

After packing up his things and preparing to go home, Tu You just looked up and saw a green vine poking out of the window sill.

He smiled: "It's hot outside, come inside!"

"Hey!" The vine responded crisply, and stretched in with a whimper.

After falling to the ground, the vine trembled twice, turning into an eight or nine-year-old boy with fleshy cheeks: "Uncle Tu!"

This is the boss of the family that supplies Fagao green vine juice. The main body is a vine with small yellow flowers.He is very lively by nature, and he especially likes to observe other monsters and humans. There is no house in the building that he has not been to.

When he couldn't transform into a human form, the brat would sneak out and huddle with the flowers in the square, taking the opportunity to spy on humans secretly.As a result, the cleaning staff who cleaned the square almost shoveled it out of the ground with a shovel, but Tu You happened to pass by and saved his life.

Otherwise, at least two arms will be missing now.

"Why did you come here?" Tu You reached out and touched his little head, "Go home early after school, otherwise Mom and Dad will worry."

"Now they are all busy taking care of my sister!" Xiao Tengjing waved her hand nonchalantly, and then came over again, "Uncle Tu, can you do me a favor?"

"What's the matter?" Tu You narrowed his eyes.

"I... I failed the exam." Xiao Tengjing chuckled twice, "Tomorrow there will be a parent-teacher meeting, and a new class teacher just happened to be held. Uncle Tu, can you go with me?"

"You little clever ghost." Tu You couldn't help reaching out and flicking Xiao Tengjing's forehead, "It's good enough!"

Why don't you learn more about the good things about human beings?

"My mother just gave birth to a younger sister. If she knew that I got such a bad grade in the exam, she would definitely be furious..." Xiao Tengjing said pitifully, "What if my body breaks down..."

Tu You frowned: "How many points did you get?"

He looks like a smart kid, no matter how low he is, how low can he get in the exam?

Xiao Tengjing blinked and blinked: "[-] points!"

"Ah?" Tu You thought he had heard wrong.

Based on his understanding of human education, isn't the perfect score in elementary school equal to [-]?Where is this low score?

Seeing his astonishment, Xiao Tengjing groaned and said: "The three gates add up... exactly one hundred points..."