Even Dazai can't think of it

Saki cat was taken to the chief's office today.

Of course, Nakahara Chuya didn't want to bring the cat here, not in any sense.

But this is the order of the leader.

... :)

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood in front of the office door and took a deep breath. He thought calmly, it's okay, as long as his unscrupulous cat follows him like last time, he will stop it even if there is an order from the leader. He can't take the cat away!

But how could the leader of the entire port mafia be unprepared!

He moved!

He took it out!

He took out the improved dried fish——!

The little black cat's eyes lit up!

He meowed a few times reservedly, then jumped straight onto the desk, bit off half a small dried fish with Osamu Dazai's hand, and was moved to tears——

Central Plains Chuya!You learn!This is what kittens eat!

...Hatsusaki really doesn't want to recall what she ate at Nakaya's house.

She is definitely not a pick!But she can't help it!Although she was turned into a cat, her sense of taste is still human——

No cat food!Canned cat food mixed with cat food, such as bibimbap, is also not allowed! !

She can't do cat snacks, hair cream nutrition cream, freeze-dried quail freeze-dried chicken! !

If it wasn't for sneaking in the shopping mall to buy food and Zhongyuan Zhong would buy her fresh seafood from time to time, Mao Mao would have starved to death!

Thank you Chief!

Thanks to Chief Zai for the dried fish!

The leader is Kami-sama——! !

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

In the end, Nakahara was also dismissed by the cunning boss with the excuse that even Saki fell asleep and you come to get the cat another day.

The ball of hair was placed on the bed in the lounge in the office, and the little black cat's beard was still stained with a little green powder. Osamu Dazai reached out to wipe off the powder, and the pages of the book next to him rattled.

The black cat who fell into a dream purred a few times, and then her figure gradually elongated, gradually becoming the appearance of a girl.

Osamu Dazai grabbed the girl's face, and the sleeping girl who was attacked instinctively opened her mouth and took a bite, but the teeth of human beings are far less sharp than those of cats, and after biting for a long time, only a handful of saliva was smeared.

"Oh," Osamu Dazai stretched out his other hand happily to grab the girl's face, "It really is a cat... I really like to bite people, this is a bad habit."

The effect of the catnip passed quickly, and Osamu Dazai felt a little regretful. He poked the cat's chin, and then leaned his forehead against the cat's belly and fell into a deep sleep.

**

Nakahara Chuya received his kitten a week later.

On the way back, Nakahara Nakahara rarely saw Lisaki cat on the way back. No matter if Saki cat grabbed his leg and acted like a baby, or lay on his head and meowed, the orange-haired youth insisted on the principle. He stared ahead without saying a word.

Sakimao: "...Is he angry?"

System: "It should be... You have been with Dazai for too long!"

Sakimao: "Blame me! Can a kitten like me sneak out of the office!"

The windows of Nakahara Nakaya’s house are closed, and Osamu Dazai’s office is so heavily guarded that even mosquitoes can’t get in, okay? ?

The black cat meowed for a long time, but didn't get a look from the shit shovel officer, and finally had to lie on the side of the seat and meow meow in a daze.

Then the little black cat suddenly became alert!

Sakimao: "Just, did something touch me just now—— Miu, it touched me again!! Ghost ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

System: "Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey-"

System: "...that's your tail."

Saki Maomao's paw patted his head: "...Hey!"

In the end, Sakimako was also tired from tossing and tossing, and lay down on the side in a daze, curled up into a hairball and began to sleep. He turned over and turned around unsteadily when he fell asleep, and tried to sleep more comfortably by pulling the pillow——

When he got home, Zhong Yuanzhong finally couldn't bear it anymore and was ready to take the cat home, but he suddenly found that his cat was nowhere to be found!

...No, no way! !

It's just a black cat that can hide! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also searched nervously for a long time, but found nothing, and finally picked up the hat on his knee in depression and prepared to wear...

Ok?

Wrong weight?

Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his head slowly, and saw the black hair ball comfortably tucked into the hat.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "...a lazy cat."

His brows and eyes softened, he fiddled with the soft fur on the fur ball with his hands, and then woke up the little black cat mercilessly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also carried the confused black cat upstairs, walked straight to the kitchen after entering the house, and took out a bag of steaming dried fish from the cupboard.

"Eat." Zhong Yuanzhong also said expressionlessly.

"..." Sakimao lowered his head and didn't even need to put it in his mouth. The fishy smell that hit his face made the cat suffocate!

The black cat patted its paw on the bag: the cat would rather die than eat——!

Central Plains also started an invisible struggle with the leader.

Referee: Saki Cat.

Contestants: Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai.

Entry content: small dried fish.

The first version is improved, do not eat if there is fishy smell.

The second version is improved, and offal is not eaten.

The third version is improved, do not eat fishbone.

The fourth version is improved, no taste is not good!

The fifth edition is improved, meow——!

Saki cat is immersed in the pile of happy small dried fish, biting left and right, just like the emperor who hugged left and right in ancient times, happy and happy!

The black cat was eating hard, but was caught off guard and took away the two bowls of dried fish in front of him.

Saki cat: "Me?"

"It tastes really good... A bad cat with a sweet heart," Osamu Dazai said, "No way, no matter what, you have to have a better one, right?"

Then Osamu Dazai took out two small dried fish from the palm of his hand as if by magic.

"—So, which one do bad cats prefer?"

Saki Cat: "..."

Saki Cat: "..."

The completely different breaths of the two small fish were caught by the cat's nose keenly, and the slender fingers held it in front of her, shaking it suggestively.

On the left, the leader Zai held two small dried fishes and smiled with downcast eyes.

On the right, Nakahara Chuya crossed his arms and looked coldly, and it was written all over it: You choose the wrong one and try.

Saki Cat: "..."

Saki Cat: "..."

Hatsusaki raised her head calmly, her eyes were sad.

Cats shouldn't, at least shouldn't have to face the current dilemma of this delicacy!

Cats want it all!

So the black cat whined and bit down two small dried fish.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Too greedy, bad cat,"

Osamu Dazai's slightly cool fingertips gently brushed over the soft down of the hair ball, "It will be very hard in the end."

The black cat meowed happily.

——The following days will become happy and suffering.

Almost every once in a while, the innocent little black cat has to bear invisible pressure from Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai.

May I ask this little black cat, do you think this bowl of dried fish is delicious, or that bowl of dried fish?

Saki Cat: "..."

Cats can’t do it, cats can’t finish it——!

So the black cat had no choice but to pretend to be stupid, and either gnawed a mouthful from one bowl to another, or kept on overturning the two bowls of dried fish and mixing them together, and then pretended that he didn’t know anything Fill the stomach.

Facing the condemning eyes of the two shit-shoveling officers, Maomao meowed confidently——

Cats don't know anything!

But as she ate more and more cat food (don’t ask why cats eat cat food, cats don’t know, cats are forced), Sakimao finally got tired of eating small dried fish and cat food, and started fighting With the connivance of the excrement shovel officer, he laid his claws on the dishes of Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have discovered a new toy, and he began to tempt Sakimako with food.

Sakimao: "Miwu."

Osamu Dazai tried to persuade: "It's delicious, it's really delicious! Hmm~... Do you want to eat it?"

Saki Cat: "...Mi!"

Osamu Dazai: "Let me touch my stomach."

Sakimao turned his face ruthlessly: "Mimi Mimi—!" You have a good idea! ! !

Osamu Dazai felt very regretful: "Can't you touch your stomach... well, then touch your ears!"

Sakimao struggled: "...Mimi." Just one click.

Then Sakimao happily ate the long-lost hot meal, while enduring the feeling of being touched on the head by Osamu Dazai.

……Um?

…… Touching the head?

Sakimao raised his head slowly, stared at the smiling Osamu Dazai, and raised his paw: "Mi——!!"

rogue! !Don't touch the cat's ass! ! !

The angry Sakimao sneaked out of the chief's office, and followed the scent to find Nakahara Nakata, who began to be aggrieved and acted like a baby:

"Mi woo—!"

Osamu Dazai is a hooligan—! ! !

Nakahara didn't know why, but he was very happy to see Sakimao throwing himself into his arms. He sat down at the table with Maotuan, opened his lunch box, and poured a glass of wine.

——This taste!

Sakimao, who was not full, sniffed, climbed up to the table with a serious face, and acted like a baby to this shit-shoveling officer who was neither cold nor cold-hearted: "Miwu——"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Really, why are you always so interested in what I eat? These are things cats can't eat."

Nakahara Chuya: "...you can only eat a little."

He then sorted out a bit and put it on the lid of the lunch box, put it on the other side of the table, and purred lunch with his cat.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took the time to read a few documents. Dizzy from work, he was about to take a sip of wine from the glass beside him to relax, but suddenly found a few cat hairs on the rim of the glass.

Nakahara Chuya: "...!!!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also picked up the black cat that was spinning around under his feet angrily and anxiously: "Cats can't drink alcohol—"

His words got stuck in his throat.

The cat's slender body was slowly elongated by an invisible force, and it turned into a young girl, leaning on his chest with a reddish complexion, her gray pupils were wet with drunkenness, and she habitually rubbed the corner of his mouth with the tip of her nose .

This is the black cat's favorite action.

Nakahara Chuya's mind was completely blank. He looked almost dully at the girl who had only appeared in his dreams, but he held the girl's waist uncontrollably.

"Beep-"

The leader wearing a red scarf pushed open the door of his office, there was no smile in his iris eyes.

"—That would be too rude, Chuya."

The author has something to say: Unexpectedly, it is the third watch! !

The extra episode of the IF line is over!In fact, at the very beginning, I also thought about whether this new setting of Sakimao should be re-opened, but after thinking about it carefully, although there are many new settings, they still overlap too much with the main text, which is far from enough to support a new one. articles.

All the contents of these three chapters are the stalks that I wrote down in the memo and thought it was very interesting and must be written for you!If you open the text, it may be too scattered and boring.

Moreover, there are many wives who have written about the heroine of the cat and cat, and I can’t write any new tricks. If I want to restart an article and make people feel that Saki is boring, it will go against my original intention.

Ask for a five-star praise, ah, oh, oh, kangkang column, take a screenshot of the five-star praise to send afternoon tea, biubiubiu

There are red envelopes for two points in this chapter.

Alright, see you next time!Kangkang received this document!The column can be collected! !And cute little cookies!

"My Game Vest Is Impossible to Fall"

Hatsumomo opened up the new game and let herself go.

The 15-year-old orange-haired boy is so cute and cute, if you can't solve the strategy, just recognize a son.

This Yokohama has been contracted by her, Hong Kong Black Boss, can you consider abdicating the position and letting Xian.

The brunette bandages that are fished out of the water are her type, keep them raised!

……

…………

After a happy day passed, Hatsumomo put away the game console and looked up contentedly——

Um?Why is that petite gangster on the opposite side so much like a supporting role in a game?

Taking the real mafia as a prototype, are all current game companies so bold?

...Wait, this seems to be either the prototype or the real person? ? ! !

——The games she played merged with reality! ?

Familiar game characters appeared one by one, and they began to test her relationship with the vest.

Holding the game console full of arrogant feats, Hatsumomo couldn't help but her eyes darkened.

...No, no way!

She is just an innocent jk passing by, it is absolutely impossible to lose her horse or something!