Even Dazai can't think of it
Chapter 86
Life is so hard.
Da Hatsusaki's eyes were empty and his soul ascended to heaven, while little Hatsusaki kicked his short legs desperately and angrily biting the rice balls in the air, like a kitten entangled in a ball of wool.
...It is an innocent kitten who is entangled in a ball of yarn named Shuanghei. It can only struggle with meowing and meowing. It is young, pitiful, and helpless.
Hatsaki Tiger burst into tears: "It's too difficult for me, life is so difficult--why should I go and smell it like that!!"
The system comforted: "No, it's okay! Just for a moment, the effect of the medicine will disappear in a maximum of ten minutes!"
Hatsusaki cried even harder: "Did I just hit the muzzle of the gun for ten minutes?!"
"..." It was indeed just right.The system is stuck, there is nothing to say, I can only silently hold up a corner of the screen and rub my head.
This is indeed too wrong.
As long as there is a few more minutes of delay, Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai will finish their investigation and leave here.Even Nakahara was aware of Hatsusaki's existence through resonance, and by the time he had time to find someone, Hsaki had already left Yokohama.
However, Hatsusaki bumped into them just before the two left this place.
...It's just a silly rabbit who can't wait to send itself into the wolf's mouth. Before it crashes in, it washes and scrubs itself clean.
Hatsusaki choked up.
Osamu Dazai turned his head slightly, and saw the girl's hazy gray eyes with drooping eyelashes, clearly trying to maintain a calm expression on her face, but those eyes showed a sense of grievance.
"What are you thinking?" Osamu Dazai said suddenly, "'Shouldn't you come back now'?"
"Huh?" Hatsusaki, who was immersed in her own thoughts, was slightly startled, and subconsciously waved her hands hurriedly, "No, no, I didn't think so either... woo."
Under the gaze of those beautiful kite eyes, Hatsusaki drooped her shoulders: "It's just a little..."
Unlike the expected interrogation, Osamu Dazai smiled relaxedly: "Don't feel guilty, it is an instinct for human beings to escape from the status quo when they are unable to handle it."
"Huh?" Hatsusaki blinked, the tense nerves had just eased, when she heard Dazai Osamu's slightly sinking voice, the black-haired young man pretended to hold his heart and weep.
"...Although I said that, if you keep running away, it will make others feel heartbroken, right? You will cry until the whole river becomes salty."
"Then why don't you just jump into the sea to save you from crying," Zhong Yuanzhong also taunted, and then looked at the girl without looking away, "Don't worry, I promised I won't force you."
——However, he will not give up either.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
The originally quiet air seemed to suddenly boil because of this invisible Shura field, it was so hot that people couldn't breathe, and their faces were flushed.
Hatsusaki's eyes lit up as if he had grasped a life-saving straw as he caught a glimpse of the white figure that was faintly flashing by with his eyes wandering around.
—and then she regretted it.
Hatsusaki murmured to herself in a trance: "Why, why do I feel that Atsushi's behavior is not right?"
The atmosphere of the three of them just now was too suffocating. When Hatsusaki saw Atsushi Nakajima, it was like seeing an angel who came to save her——
If there is a fourth person present, how can these two people restrain themselves? !
...But things are completely different from what she expected.
Atsushi Nakajima looked at her with obvious shy dodge eyes, and his tone was slightly unnatural.
In the past, Hatsusaki probably didn't think about that, but now Hatsusaki realizes it almost instantly!
Hatsusaki: "...Grass, is it the contemporary colorful Marysu script that I got on my horse?! I might as well change my name to Hatsu Marie!!"
System: "Chu Mary doesn't sound good, how about Chu Caicai!"
Hatsusaki was choked up halfway through her sobs, she opened her mouth slightly, and after a long time of dullness, she boasted dryly: "...it's quite innovative."
But the other two people did restrain themselves somewhat, and Hatsusaki took the opportunity to turn the topic to business: "Although some supernatural organizations came to Yokohama from thousands of miles before...but this time there are too many people, did those people say anything? "
"Yep,"
Osamu Dazai yawned uninterestedly, "There are hundreds of billions of gold hidden under the Aragami Shrine, and people who are favored by Aragami can realize any wish. It's all reasons for fools to believe it, but..."
Hatsusaki was confused: "But?"
"...The group of guys, halfway through the question, cried and said that they didn't know anything and passed out." Zhong Yuanzhong was also very upset, "The same is true for the people who were caught before."
Hatsusaki thought of the supernatural beings who kept leaving Yokohama on the map she saw before. She guessed that the supernatural beings who came to Yokohama lost interest in what Fyodor said and left, but this kind of mistake was too low-level, so rejected by her.
Combined with the current situation, could it be said that the supernatural beings left because they forgot why they stayed here?
...but why do you forget?
Hatsusaki felt that a big enemy was in front of him, and he had been nervously preparing for several days, but the other party just came to the gate of the city, walked around to say hello, and then left. of.
"Most of these guys think that Yokohama is a place where they can come and go whenever they want," Nakahara Nakaya pressed his hat and looked straight ahead with a wanton grin, "I really underestimate the port mafia."
Osamu Dazai turned his head, looked up and down Nakahara Chuya very seriously, and said as if he understood: "If you see the gravity force of the port mafia, those guys will be scared to death, but the restriction is to see If they do, it will be a bit embarrassing for them."
"—After all, it is a size that can only be found with a microscope."
Nakahara Chuya: "... bastard, are you looking for a fight?!"
Hatsusaki and Atsushi Nakajima next to each other: "..." They silently moved a step aside, like a cat that has been scared out of the ear of an airplane carefully poking out its paws.
Hatsusaki looked away from the two people next to them who were about to fight, and glanced at the documents held in Atsushi Nakajima's arms. Before she asked, Atsushi Nakajima showed a shy smile and explained: "Recently, the detective agency Recruiting, because I received the news here in a hurry, I accidentally ran over with my resume."
Hatsusaki blinked, as if she heard something incredible: "...Huh? Recruiting new ones?"
After a while, Hatsusaki connected the two words.
Although the detective agency also sent an invitation to her last time, it was probably because she watched too many of the same people, and she didn't find it strange.
...But it turns out that detective agencies also recruit ordinary clerks.
This kind of detective agency is a bit different from Hatsusaki's impression, as if something that only existed on a piece of paper suddenly stood up, and gradually gained a vivid temperature.
Then she said to herself, "Indeed, a normal company would recruit new people."
Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused: "What's wrong, Ms. Saki...?"
"It's nothing," Hatsusaki regained her spirits, and asked casually, "I'm a little curious, are there any special conditions for the recruitment of detective agencies?"
She thought for a while, then raised her fingers and gave an example: "For example, it takes a few minutes to run 800 meters, will you scream when you see cockroaches, will you dare to break bricks with your bare hands... and so on?"
Atsushi Nakajima: "?????"
Atsushi Nakajima was extremely astonished: "Hey, hey hey hey - do you need such a condition?!... I have never heard of it!"
The white-haired boy stretched out his hand, with a troubled expression on his face: "It's really difficult if you don't use supernatural powers."
Hatsusaki: "...I just said it casually."
Hatsaki: "Is there such a rule? Don't you know better than me?"
Atsushi Nakajima was stunned: "...Yes."
He scratched his head in embarrassment: "Although I don't know how other companies recruit, but the requirements of detective agencies are very common!...except for the need for a very stress-resistant heart."
Speaking of this, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help sighing: "A lot of people with supernatural powers have come to Yokohama these days, and the detective agency has more tasks. The interns can hardly persist, and almost run away crying in the end. There are also people who get interview notices and come running and say they didn’t submit a resume at all...it’s a mess.”
Hatsusaki keenly grasped the key point: "I received the interview notice but said that I didn't submit my resume?"
Nakajima Atsushi said: "Yes, the other party said that he applied for another company. I don't know why the resume went to the detective agency, and the other party has already received an offer from that company... probably a network error."
Hatsusaki: "..."
This is by no means a network error. Could it be that the other party couldn't see that the addresses of the two companies look a little different before sending their resumes?What's more, the other party has no willingness to vote for the Armed Detective Agency.
Hatsusaki had another unfounded association: after returning from Greed Island, she had seen Dazai remind Kunikida of the forgotten mission.
At that time, she just lamented that Kunikida Doppo would forget her schedule, which is a rare miracle in a hundred years. Now it seems that Kunikida Doppo may not have forgotten his schedule subjectively.
...this is a massive memory alteration.
Could this be Fyodor's real plan?But what can he gain by doing so?People with supernatural powers won't commit suicide just because their memories have been slightly altered to satisfy their desire for a world without supernatural powers?
and many more.
Hatsusaki suddenly remembered something, she looked at Osamu Dazai who reminded Kunikida at that time.
The black-haired young man noticed her gaze and smiled at her very naturally: "Huh? Is there any problem?"
Hatsusaki hesitated for a moment: "At that time, how did you know that Kunikida still had unfinished tasks?"
"Why would you know?"
Dazai Osamu repeated the question with a very serious heart, and then his tone became cheerful in the next second, "Of course it's because I peeked at Kunikida's account book! Then Kunikida, who was busy with a lot of things, Kida actually forgot about this!"
"..." Hatsusaki still felt that something was wrong, but it was very in line with Osamu Dazai's character to play such a prank on his colleagues, "Yes, is it?"
Osamu Dazai: "Of course!...Ah, by the way, didn't we just say that we forgot about the interrogation of the supernatural beings and begged for mercy?"
This topic changed too quickly, Hatsusaki didn't react for a while, she just answered instinctively: "Yes, isn't it?"
"Actually, I still asked about some other things."
Osamu Dazai raised his eyes slightly, and took a very short look at the distance of Yokohama, then he turned his gaze back to Hatsusaki, put his hands in his pockets, his eyes and eyebrows slightly carried the familiar coldness of Hatsusaki, "Legends exist in Yokohama. The 'book' in the city produces the book spirit, as long as the book spirit can be tamed, the reality can be changed arbitrarily."
Hatsusaki faintly felt that something was wrong: "Book spirit? But the rumors are not..." Isn't it said that Huangbatu is a god who fulfills wishes? !
"That's right,"
Osamu Dazai interrupted her with a smile, "The 'god' who was born in this world by the book spirit, changing the reality, immortality, prosperity and wealth, for this god, it is all easy things."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
She stared at the sky, her forehead buzzed for a while, and then she vaguely received the information output by Osamu Dazai.
Newborn gods = barbaric spit.
Books give birth to book spirits.
The book spirit was attached to Huang Batu's body.
Huangba spit out a second incarnation.
Therefore, Hatsusaki = Huang Ba, who was leaned over by the book spirit, vomited = book.
Hatsusaki suddenly realized: "...Wait, what?!"
Why is she a book? !
Da Hatsusaki's eyes were empty and his soul ascended to heaven, while little Hatsusaki kicked his short legs desperately and angrily biting the rice balls in the air, like a kitten entangled in a ball of wool.
...It is an innocent kitten who is entangled in a ball of yarn named Shuanghei. It can only struggle with meowing and meowing. It is young, pitiful, and helpless.
Hatsaki Tiger burst into tears: "It's too difficult for me, life is so difficult--why should I go and smell it like that!!"
The system comforted: "No, it's okay! Just for a moment, the effect of the medicine will disappear in a maximum of ten minutes!"
Hatsusaki cried even harder: "Did I just hit the muzzle of the gun for ten minutes?!"
"..." It was indeed just right.The system is stuck, there is nothing to say, I can only silently hold up a corner of the screen and rub my head.
This is indeed too wrong.
As long as there is a few more minutes of delay, Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai will finish their investigation and leave here.Even Nakahara was aware of Hatsusaki's existence through resonance, and by the time he had time to find someone, Hsaki had already left Yokohama.
However, Hatsusaki bumped into them just before the two left this place.
...It's just a silly rabbit who can't wait to send itself into the wolf's mouth. Before it crashes in, it washes and scrubs itself clean.
Hatsusaki choked up.
Osamu Dazai turned his head slightly, and saw the girl's hazy gray eyes with drooping eyelashes, clearly trying to maintain a calm expression on her face, but those eyes showed a sense of grievance.
"What are you thinking?" Osamu Dazai said suddenly, "'Shouldn't you come back now'?"
"Huh?" Hatsusaki, who was immersed in her own thoughts, was slightly startled, and subconsciously waved her hands hurriedly, "No, no, I didn't think so either... woo."
Under the gaze of those beautiful kite eyes, Hatsusaki drooped her shoulders: "It's just a little..."
Unlike the expected interrogation, Osamu Dazai smiled relaxedly: "Don't feel guilty, it is an instinct for human beings to escape from the status quo when they are unable to handle it."
"Huh?" Hatsusaki blinked, the tense nerves had just eased, when she heard Dazai Osamu's slightly sinking voice, the black-haired young man pretended to hold his heart and weep.
"...Although I said that, if you keep running away, it will make others feel heartbroken, right? You will cry until the whole river becomes salty."
"Then why don't you just jump into the sea to save you from crying," Zhong Yuanzhong also taunted, and then looked at the girl without looking away, "Don't worry, I promised I won't force you."
——However, he will not give up either.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
The originally quiet air seemed to suddenly boil because of this invisible Shura field, it was so hot that people couldn't breathe, and their faces were flushed.
Hatsusaki's eyes lit up as if he had grasped a life-saving straw as he caught a glimpse of the white figure that was faintly flashing by with his eyes wandering around.
—and then she regretted it.
Hatsusaki murmured to herself in a trance: "Why, why do I feel that Atsushi's behavior is not right?"
The atmosphere of the three of them just now was too suffocating. When Hatsusaki saw Atsushi Nakajima, it was like seeing an angel who came to save her——
If there is a fourth person present, how can these two people restrain themselves? !
...But things are completely different from what she expected.
Atsushi Nakajima looked at her with obvious shy dodge eyes, and his tone was slightly unnatural.
In the past, Hatsusaki probably didn't think about that, but now Hatsusaki realizes it almost instantly!
Hatsusaki: "...Grass, is it the contemporary colorful Marysu script that I got on my horse?! I might as well change my name to Hatsu Marie!!"
System: "Chu Mary doesn't sound good, how about Chu Caicai!"
Hatsusaki was choked up halfway through her sobs, she opened her mouth slightly, and after a long time of dullness, she boasted dryly: "...it's quite innovative."
But the other two people did restrain themselves somewhat, and Hatsusaki took the opportunity to turn the topic to business: "Although some supernatural organizations came to Yokohama from thousands of miles before...but this time there are too many people, did those people say anything? "
"Yep,"
Osamu Dazai yawned uninterestedly, "There are hundreds of billions of gold hidden under the Aragami Shrine, and people who are favored by Aragami can realize any wish. It's all reasons for fools to believe it, but..."
Hatsusaki was confused: "But?"
"...The group of guys, halfway through the question, cried and said that they didn't know anything and passed out." Zhong Yuanzhong was also very upset, "The same is true for the people who were caught before."
Hatsusaki thought of the supernatural beings who kept leaving Yokohama on the map she saw before. She guessed that the supernatural beings who came to Yokohama lost interest in what Fyodor said and left, but this kind of mistake was too low-level, so rejected by her.
Combined with the current situation, could it be said that the supernatural beings left because they forgot why they stayed here?
...but why do you forget?
Hatsusaki felt that a big enemy was in front of him, and he had been nervously preparing for several days, but the other party just came to the gate of the city, walked around to say hello, and then left. of.
"Most of these guys think that Yokohama is a place where they can come and go whenever they want," Nakahara Nakaya pressed his hat and looked straight ahead with a wanton grin, "I really underestimate the port mafia."
Osamu Dazai turned his head, looked up and down Nakahara Chuya very seriously, and said as if he understood: "If you see the gravity force of the port mafia, those guys will be scared to death, but the restriction is to see If they do, it will be a bit embarrassing for them."
"—After all, it is a size that can only be found with a microscope."
Nakahara Chuya: "... bastard, are you looking for a fight?!"
Hatsusaki and Atsushi Nakajima next to each other: "..." They silently moved a step aside, like a cat that has been scared out of the ear of an airplane carefully poking out its paws.
Hatsusaki looked away from the two people next to them who were about to fight, and glanced at the documents held in Atsushi Nakajima's arms. Before she asked, Atsushi Nakajima showed a shy smile and explained: "Recently, the detective agency Recruiting, because I received the news here in a hurry, I accidentally ran over with my resume."
Hatsusaki blinked, as if she heard something incredible: "...Huh? Recruiting new ones?"
After a while, Hatsusaki connected the two words.
Although the detective agency also sent an invitation to her last time, it was probably because she watched too many of the same people, and she didn't find it strange.
...But it turns out that detective agencies also recruit ordinary clerks.
This kind of detective agency is a bit different from Hatsusaki's impression, as if something that only existed on a piece of paper suddenly stood up, and gradually gained a vivid temperature.
Then she said to herself, "Indeed, a normal company would recruit new people."
Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused: "What's wrong, Ms. Saki...?"
"It's nothing," Hatsusaki regained her spirits, and asked casually, "I'm a little curious, are there any special conditions for the recruitment of detective agencies?"
She thought for a while, then raised her fingers and gave an example: "For example, it takes a few minutes to run 800 meters, will you scream when you see cockroaches, will you dare to break bricks with your bare hands... and so on?"
Atsushi Nakajima: "?????"
Atsushi Nakajima was extremely astonished: "Hey, hey hey hey - do you need such a condition?!... I have never heard of it!"
The white-haired boy stretched out his hand, with a troubled expression on his face: "It's really difficult if you don't use supernatural powers."
Hatsusaki: "...I just said it casually."
Hatsaki: "Is there such a rule? Don't you know better than me?"
Atsushi Nakajima was stunned: "...Yes."
He scratched his head in embarrassment: "Although I don't know how other companies recruit, but the requirements of detective agencies are very common!...except for the need for a very stress-resistant heart."
Speaking of this, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help sighing: "A lot of people with supernatural powers have come to Yokohama these days, and the detective agency has more tasks. The interns can hardly persist, and almost run away crying in the end. There are also people who get interview notices and come running and say they didn’t submit a resume at all...it’s a mess.”
Hatsusaki keenly grasped the key point: "I received the interview notice but said that I didn't submit my resume?"
Nakajima Atsushi said: "Yes, the other party said that he applied for another company. I don't know why the resume went to the detective agency, and the other party has already received an offer from that company... probably a network error."
Hatsusaki: "..."
This is by no means a network error. Could it be that the other party couldn't see that the addresses of the two companies look a little different before sending their resumes?What's more, the other party has no willingness to vote for the Armed Detective Agency.
Hatsusaki had another unfounded association: after returning from Greed Island, she had seen Dazai remind Kunikida of the forgotten mission.
At that time, she just lamented that Kunikida Doppo would forget her schedule, which is a rare miracle in a hundred years. Now it seems that Kunikida Doppo may not have forgotten his schedule subjectively.
...this is a massive memory alteration.
Could this be Fyodor's real plan?But what can he gain by doing so?People with supernatural powers won't commit suicide just because their memories have been slightly altered to satisfy their desire for a world without supernatural powers?
and many more.
Hatsusaki suddenly remembered something, she looked at Osamu Dazai who reminded Kunikida at that time.
The black-haired young man noticed her gaze and smiled at her very naturally: "Huh? Is there any problem?"
Hatsusaki hesitated for a moment: "At that time, how did you know that Kunikida still had unfinished tasks?"
"Why would you know?"
Dazai Osamu repeated the question with a very serious heart, and then his tone became cheerful in the next second, "Of course it's because I peeked at Kunikida's account book! Then Kunikida, who was busy with a lot of things, Kida actually forgot about this!"
"..." Hatsusaki still felt that something was wrong, but it was very in line with Osamu Dazai's character to play such a prank on his colleagues, "Yes, is it?"
Osamu Dazai: "Of course!...Ah, by the way, didn't we just say that we forgot about the interrogation of the supernatural beings and begged for mercy?"
This topic changed too quickly, Hatsusaki didn't react for a while, she just answered instinctively: "Yes, isn't it?"
"Actually, I still asked about some other things."
Osamu Dazai raised his eyes slightly, and took a very short look at the distance of Yokohama, then he turned his gaze back to Hatsusaki, put his hands in his pockets, his eyes and eyebrows slightly carried the familiar coldness of Hatsusaki, "Legends exist in Yokohama. The 'book' in the city produces the book spirit, as long as the book spirit can be tamed, the reality can be changed arbitrarily."
Hatsusaki faintly felt that something was wrong: "Book spirit? But the rumors are not..." Isn't it said that Huangbatu is a god who fulfills wishes? !
"That's right,"
Osamu Dazai interrupted her with a smile, "The 'god' who was born in this world by the book spirit, changing the reality, immortality, prosperity and wealth, for this god, it is all easy things."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "..."
She stared at the sky, her forehead buzzed for a while, and then she vaguely received the information output by Osamu Dazai.
Newborn gods = barbaric spit.
Books give birth to book spirits.
The book spirit was attached to Huang Batu's body.
Huangba spit out a second incarnation.
Therefore, Hatsusaki = Huang Ba, who was leaned over by the book spirit, vomited = book.
Hatsusaki suddenly realized: "...Wait, what?!"
Why is she a book? !
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