Even Dazai can't think of it

——Is there anything scarier in the world than being with two Osamu Dazai?

The system thought for a while: "Add another Hei Shizai?"

Hatsusaki: "... You might be able to make a fortune by writing horror stories. You have a talent for horror. Do you want to try it?"

"Don't say that," the system said modestly, "This is a short story you wrote before, and it's in the same folder as the sandwich biscuit last time."

Hatsusaki: "...Grass?!"

She remembered! !

It was the play of the three Zaijia brothers that she wrote when she was young and ignorant when her mind was full of ghs—! !

The system reminded: "You also promised them to write three plays."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...I don't know what you're talking about, because I'm just a kitten, meow."

The leader next to him seemed to be aware of it, and he handed over a small dried fish very naturally: "I recently made a new flavor, do you want to try it?"

On the other side, Osamu Dazai was not to be outdone: "Special super firm tofu, super delicious?"

The leader Zai taunted: "Super hard tofu that can't even be crushed by a stone?"

Osamu Dazai hehe: "A new flavor of dried fish that has been stored for at least a month?"

The black-haired youth and the young leader looked at each other in disgust, and then they both looked at the girl walking in the middle.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Don't look, she doesn't want to eat any of them, you two have argued a few times, is it so interesting to play with her? !

In order to prevent these two from turning into three-year-olds when they met, Hatsusaki had no choice but to speed up the progress of the investigation.

After observing with the special binoculars in the shopping mall, Hatsusaki found that it was indeed as they had guessed before. For the people on the island, the island was complete, perhaps because they thought it was a game from the bottom of their hearts. So no one even noticed that they had stepped into another world invisibly.

Hatsusaki copied the map of Greed Island based on the results of the system scan, pointed to a boundary line and said, "From here... there is another world."

Osamu Dazai squeezed his chin: "Almost all the places where people gather are on the other side, why don't you go and have a look?"

Hatsusaki was extremely tough on this matter: "Don't even think about it, I won't go."

Osamu Dazai let out a "呿", and habitually leaned against the tree behind him: "In this case, there will only be one place where a lot of people gather——"

The chubby bird fell on Dazai Osamu's face in a daze, and turned into a card in the blank eyes of the other two.

The stunned Osamu Dazai picked up the card expressionlessly and looked at the little chubby bird with bean eyes on the card. After a few seconds, he opened his mouth and said, "Ahhhhhhhh, this is actually better than my tofu!" Still hard...!"

Hatsusaki: "..." How old is this person?

The leader Zai calmly ignored Dazai, and he looked thoughtfully at the tree-faced cards that fell beside Dazai: "Are the plants and animals on this island all cards?... No wonder it's a 'game', it's really amazing the design of."

Hatsusaki said: "That's why everyone on this island thinks this is really a game. Trees and birds in reality can't be turned into cards to carry around."

The leader squatted down and lightly touched the wild flowers on the side of the road. The wild flowers flickered and turned into cards lying quietly in his palm: "It seems that Disqualification in the World can cancel the special abilities attached to these things and make them turn into cards again." ... other people on this island should have similar abilities."

"Well," Hatsusaki said while chatting, trying to use key words to pick up clues in her memory. After so long, she really can't remember how many settings of Greed Island, "This should be this game. How to play, collect cards to pass the level or something."

Clearing the level seems to be to collect a lot of designated cards. She only vaguely remembers that the protagonist even broke into the npc's house to grab a certain npc card when clearing the level——

Hatsusaki suddenly catches the key words belatedly: "Wait, wait, no qualifications in the world...?"

She lowered her head with a wooden face, and was brutally murdered by two butchers in a radius of ten meters. The originally lush and dense groves have now all become cards in their hands. Dazai Osamu was not satisfied with holding a thick card, and stretched out his hand to I saw a little crab walking leisurely on the beach.

Hatsusaki was terrified: "This, these two people really won't tear down this island?!"

The system empathizes with this brutally brutal reality game, and hugs itself tremblingly: "Aren't they tearing it down now!?"

The last two slaughters seemed to lose interest in the game at the same time. They threw the cards on the ground casually, and then the cards turned back into plants and animals, huddled together in a verdant and verdant group. The hairballs looked around in a daze, and then kicked away vigilantly .

The plants in a large area were all crowded together, and the footprints on the ground were instantly wiped off. Osamu Dazai clapped his hands leisurely, then took out a thin glove from his pocket and put it on. Turning his head, he said in surprise as if he saw some new land : "Why do you use this kind of look?... Do you think I will tear down this island?"

Hatsusaki, who was being talked about, was silent for a few seconds, and looked away calmly: "No, no, okay, let's go there, only the crowd over there is in Yokohama."

"Well," Osamu Dazai paused, and glanced at the gangster leader beside him with a half-smile, "But it is said that cats can run very far, so they must have gone to other places long ago, right?"

The leader Zai's movements froze for a moment, then he raised his head and said as if pointing something: "That's true, that's why it's a headache... Well, how about the collar?"

Osamu Dazai: "That will definitely make you angry."

The leader Zai smiled slightly, and he looked at Dazai meaningfully: "What about you?"

Osamu Dazai said easily: "You don't need to care about that—hey, aren't you waiting for us, Saki!?"

"I've been walking and waiting!" Hatsusaki replied without turning her head. She touched her hands exposed in the air, rubbed her nose, and said to herself, "...why do you feel a little cold all of a sudden?"

The sky was getting darker and darker, and the three of them hurriedly rushed, and finally arrived at the only place where people gathered in Yokohama, the love city [爱爱] on the island of greed, before twelve o'clock.

The three of them stopped in front of the city of love, looking blankly at this town that was filled with love pink from beginning to end. There was a big love balloon floating in the center of the town, and sweet love songs were playing on the street.

——It’s like an otome game becoming a reality.

Even the two Osamu Dazai, who can't read words at all, can fully deduce what kind of city this is from this atmosphere.

"Oh...!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, he turned his head and held Hatsusaki's hand, and a happy little star appeared from behind, "It's a rare opportunity, if you die here, it will be very beautiful—"

The unruly girl with dyed purple hair bumped into Dazai Osamu, who had his back turned to her, while arguing with her companions on the side of the road. She didn't even have time to say the prescribed lines, and the card turned into a card and fell to the ground with a "click".

The companion followed the procedure blankly and finished speaking: "...just go to the shop where I drank before."

This situation obviously exceeded the program design regulations. She was obviously stuck for a while before returning to a fresh look, just like the purple-haired girl was knocked to the ground instead of turning into a card and continued to perform the program content: " How are you, Carling? Hey, how are you—”

Then the companion also turned into a card with a "bang".

The leader Zai withdrew his hand without changing his expression, showing no interest in the two cards lying on the ground: "...So that's it, just like the love games on the market, there will be regular card NPCs."

The two cards on the ground quickly returned to their original state, and the two girls seemed to have been reset to a shadow, as if they had completely forgotten what happened just now, and happily discussed the topic of where to drink later.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly and observed the seemingly loving couple on the side of the road. He had faintly noticed some abnormalities at first, but when he discovered the npc, those abnormalities were infinitely magnified, allowing him to easily see the truth.

"So that's how it is... It's really easy to get addicted to a strategy game that exists in reality." Osamu Dazai looked back uninterestedly, and sneered, "Although it's all fake."

The leader Zai didn't answer, he straightened his gloves and followed Dazai's line of sight to the other side.

The blond wandering painter held the tea-haired girl's hand, and said affectionately in an aria-like tone: "Oh, what a beautiful lady, the only kindness this world treats me is that I can meet my goddess of fate here, and I can do it for you." Do you paint a portrait? Don't worry, I won't dwell on you, as long as I can leave a picture for my memory—"

With a "click", the card fluttered to the ground.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand, and ran over the wandering painter who had turned into a card with a smile on his face, pretending to be cheerful: "Wow, it's all over, hurry up and find a place to rest, Saki."

Hatsusaki, who has just started the strategy line, is a little regretful: "This kind of otome game with custom responses is quite interesting..."

Osamu Dazai paused, and then he pushed Hatsusaki forward as if nothing had happened: "Okay, okay, don't waste time on the npc, but the text here is really strange... Oh, it looks like this is a hotel .”

The NPC waiter at the entrance of the store skillfully introduced the rules: "Welcome to the [Love] Hotel in Love City, as long as you complete the challenge, you can stay for free~ Hurry up and try it!"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the nearby platform and the scattered props on the ground, and asked with great interest, "What challenge?"

"It's a couple love★love★lovechallenge—" the waiter NPC paused for a moment, "As long as two people complete the special moves they have drawn, they can stay in this hotel for free. Of course, this hotel also accepts three or more people. Challenge."

Hatsusaki suddenly had a bad premonition, she cautiously stretched out her hand and asked: "...Three people? No, isn't it a couple challenge?"

The waiter was bouncing around showing her love, and a pink bubble appeared behind her. The npc who was in charge of welcoming and explaining the rules said sweetly: "As long as you meet the conditions of being a couple, anyone who comes to challenge is in line with our store's requirements." According to the rules, do the three guests want to try the challenge? We have prepared a three-person challenge."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "..."

You don't have to be so open! !