Even Dazai can't think of it

Looking down, the label of the porcelain bottle in the palm of the hand has "Spring Medicine" written on it; looking up, on the fluorescent screen in front of him, the latest column in the search history of the system mall is impressively written "What medicine can sleep in the Central Plains?" words.

Hatsusaki woke up as if she had lost her memory: "..."

Hatsusaki lay down calmly, covered her head with a big quilt, and said in a muffled voice: "I must not have woken up yet, I will sleep again."

The system cruelly shattered her fantasy: "Wake up, you made a fuss about going to Zhongyuan Zhongye last night, and I almost didn't stop you."

"...Impossible." Hatsusaki sat up calmly, and retorted with reason, "I can't have that courage!"

The system sneered: "Look at the medicine in your hand before you speak."

Hatsusaki lowered her head, the words on the porcelain vase were extremely eye-catching: "Impossible...Did I really do it last night?!"

"That's not true," Hatsusaki's hanging heart has not let go, and the system continued, "You were so excited yesterday that you couldn't stop it, so I suggest that you might as well exchange the space teleportation and take the medicine directly." Give it to Dazai."

Hatsusaki: "...??!!"

Hatsusaki was so startled that she didn't even have punctuation marks: "It's impossible where I got the courage to even Nakahara Naka lying in front of me, I wouldn't dare to move, how could I still dare to drug Dazai!?"

System: "I didn't even tell you to download it!"

Hatsusaki breathed a sigh of relief, she patted her still-shocked chest: "I just said how dare I—"

The system added calmly: "You just got everything ready."

Hatsusaki's pupils trembled: "What the hell????!!!!"

Is such that.

Last night, Hatsusaki, who got up out of breath and caused low air pressure, was so persuaded by the system that "I fell in love with Osamu Dazai" that she directly abandoned the bed and ran away and slipped into another room to sleep.

The system thought that there would be no follow-up to this matter, and was planning to enter a dormant state to clean up background programs——

Before going back to sleep, he saw Hatsusaki cautiously stretched out her claws and quickly clicked the purchase button of Spring Medicine on the screen, and by the way drew the ability of space teleportation from the lottery box.

system:"……???!"

The shit in my heart can't even fit a 32-inch phosphor screen.

"Saki," the system said earnestly, "One must learn to look directly at the desire in one's heart—or else, pack up and get ready to fuck Osamu Dazai, right?"

Hatsusaki: "Don't make it as simple as packing up and cooking a meal! A concubine can't do it!!"

After going through last night, the system completely sees it through: "Don't resist, I've already seen your yellow heart ready to move."

Hatsusaki: "...Yeah, I'm just a little bit moved." But it's still impossible for her to have sex with Osamu Dazai!She is so cowardly! (Bad Baba.jpg)

After tidying up and washing up, exhausted to deal with the serial bombing of the hotel, Hatsusaki didn't even dare to eat breakfast at the hotel, and slipped to a convenience store outside to buy two rice balls.

The system brought out the enthusiastic introduction of the Yokohama travel guide: "I was tired all day yesterday, how about taking a break today and going to have fun! Look here! Yokohama Landmark Building! Classic attractions!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "Although I am also very interested in the Hong Kong and Hei Building, but now I don't really want to be a guest in the past."

system:"???"

He quickly compared the geographical coordinates and turned pale with shock: "Grass, I got your Yokohama tourist brochure!"

Hatsusaki cleaned up the trash carefully, and patted the ashes on her body: "Okay, let's just stroll around today, and this is Yokohama in Bungo Stray Dogs, it's a holy place."

But, let’s repeat the second paragraph of the copy again.

What are the specialties of Yokohama?

Subway explosions, street robberies, mob riots, gang fights.

So walking on the road and encountering a group of gunmen trying to rob a bank is completely routine——

Except that the number of bandits is greater than or equal to fifty.

Hatsaki: "...Today's almanac must say that it is not advisable to go out."

The system said indifferently: "The almanac of Yokohama people may not be suitable for going out every day."

Passers-by on the entire street were taken hostage by the gangsters, but perhaps in order not to cause too much panic and cause the scene to panic, so that the military and police could find a loophole, the gangsters only wounded the staff in the bank.

Hatsusaki sat on a chair in an open-air coffee shop, carefully watched the patrolling gangsters, and took a sip of milk tea: "In this case... the detective agency will also appear?"

System: "Shouldn't it? The military and police have also sent a lot of people. Be careful, they don't seem to do anything to ordinary people."

Hatsusaki nodded again and again, she glanced at the bank, the gangster pulled out a middle-aged man from the bank, the man kept struggling, but was smashed to the ground by the gangster's backhand with the butt of a gun.

"Hiss...it hurts just to look at it—" Hatsusaki's voice was interrupted by the sharp voice of an **-year-old girl next to her.

"dad--!"

"!!!" Hatsusaki instinctively turned around and picked up the child to cover her mouth. The gangster next to him looked over coldly, pointing his black muzzle at the two of them.

Hatsusaki pressed the struggling girl with all her strength: "Don't move...! Ah, where is the child's parents! Parents—"

and many more.

Hatsusaki suddenly remembered the girl's stern "Dad", and her whole mind froze for a moment. She stammered and asked, "Wait, is your dad the one who was beaten just now...?"

The girl's tears covered her hand, and Hatsusaki could clearly feel the body under her hands trembling: "Daddy... woo, woo, save dad... woo, woo."

"..." Hatsusaki comforted dryly, "Don't, don't be afraid, the police uncle will be here soon!"

As soon as the words fell, the gangster who was negotiating with the military and police suddenly violently kicked the person in front of him away. He quickly pulled the safety on, pulled the person next to him, and put his foot on the ground, pointing the gun at the middle-aged man, with an arrogant expression talking about something.

Hatsusaki: "...!!!!"

girl:"!!!!"

Although she was only seven or eight years old, she almost pulled Hatsusaki to the ground when she rushed forward. Hatsusaki dragged the girl vigorously: "Calm down, calm down——ahhh, I really owed a debt in my previous life." Pay it back in this lifetime!"

She dragged the crying girl back in embarrassment, quickly clicked on the task partition with one hand and took over the top emergency task, then went back to the lottery box and randomly drew an experience coupon from the S-level attack ability category , Hatsusaki sighed deeply: "Stay here, my sister will go."

The gangster's finger was already on the trigger, and Hatsumi quickly equipped the space teleportation and S-level abilities, her fingertips were trembling: "All, remember to help me qaq"

"You are really...!" The system didn't expect Hatsusaki to make such a decision, stomping his feet anxiously, he took a deep breath, cleared all the programs running in the background, and fully mobilized the data recognition function, "Don't be afraid, don't be cowardly, I protect you."

Hatsusaki was not very proficient in using space teleportation to send herself to the gun. She instinctively raised her leg and kicked with the S-level attack ability [gravity], causing the gunman to be crushed to the ground in embarrassment.

At the same time, the calm voice of the system came: "There are 58 red dots, all of them are people without supernatural powers, as long as you kick them all to the ground, it will be over!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki stared at the dozens of gun holes pointed at her with a face of cold sweat, wanting to cry without tears: "But, maybe not... I sprained my ankle just now...!"

System: "..." Refreshed the understanding of fighting the five scum!

He exploded the data flow, clicked on the task area in an instant, and received all the wishes of saving me nearby, and bought the most suitable props from the mall for the advance payment: "The first time the props have a demonstration function, I Just equip it for you, and the demonstration function is enough to crush them."

The props are indeed very useful. In less than a minute, all the people at the gate of the bank were suppressed, and the feeling of being manipulated gradually faded away. Hatsusaki raised her hand in a daze, looking at the black and red pattern on her hand: " So ugly...? Why does it look familiar? What kind of prop is this?"

She instinctively looked up at the virtual screen of fluorescent powder in midair——

Through the screen, Hatsusaki saw the orange-haired young man opposite her staring at her with a shocked and complicated expression, and the black-haired man in a white coat next to him pinched his chin thoughtfully.

At the same time, she saw the full name of the prop.

——The gods spit out.

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感谢在2020-06-3020:54:10~2020-07-0217:58:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Su Xun 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of tea tea; 17 bottles of red blood; 2 bottles of Fengxian and Burning;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!