Even Dazai can't think of it

Be sure to use a metaphor to describe the current situation.

It's like ordering a case of beer with a friend at a barbecue stand in the early morning and blowing the bottle. When excitedly patting the table for the boss to add more dishes, he turned around and met the parents on the other table.

--living hell.

Hatsusaki is like a kitten who made a mistake and was punished by being caught by the back of the neck. She didn't dare to move, huddled up in a pitiful ball, and carefully stretched out her paws to test the orange-haired cadre: "I can explain it!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled calmly: "Go ahead."

The system was taken aback by the other party's tone that sounded calm but was actually full of depression: "...You, do you want to stop organizing your words, Saki?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...Don't panic, it's not a big problem."

Then Hatsusaki, who was "not a big problem", turned around and issued a two-hundred-word sincere apology statement, and then recited a one-thousand-word self-criticism with great emotion, and finally solemnly stated: "I promise everything I do. It's all within my ability, and I definitely don't mean to embarrass myself in the slightest."

Zhongyuan Zhong also moved his fingertips holding the brim of his hat, and he stared in a certain direction speechlessly, his cobalt blue eyes were full of bewilderment, and his strength in hugging the girl seemed to increase uncontrollably.

The scorching force made the girl "hiss" inhale.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "..... the shrine is still not enough?"

Hatsusaki: "...?"

Hatsusaki suspected that she had heard it wrong, she stared blankly at those cobalt blue eyes full of complex emotions: "What?"

"...It's nothing," Zhong Yuanzhong just looked away silently, and didn't continue the topic just now. He quickly restrained his emotions and returned to his previous appearance. It is absolutely impossible to control the whole of Yokohama in a short period of time—choose another way, broadcasting music to the whole city of Yokohama.”

Hatsusaki was still a little concerned about the young man's words just now, but seeing Nakahara Nakaya's intention to avoid talking about it, she had no choice but to change the subject obediently: "But in this situation, it is no better to let everyone in Yokohama hear the voice." It’s easy for everyone to smell the fragrance.”

The mature Hong Kong gangster cadre sneered: "How can the port mafia fail to do such a thing? Don't underestimate the darkness of this city."

Hatsusaki: "? But now Yokohama Broadcasting—"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...Wait a minute."

The shadows in the distance gradually became larger, and the sound of propellers buzzed and rumbled.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki was shocked: "I know the port mafia is rich, but is the port mafia so rich!?"

——The port mafia was able to dispatch three helicopters to broadcast to the whole city! ?Also trained three professional pilots? !

"It's just a few helicopters," Zhong Yuan Zhong also rubbed her head amusedly, "Okay, now you don't have to worry, right? Hurry up and go home—"

"...forget it," he suddenly changed his focus again, and glanced at the chaos around him with a faint expression. After being calmed down by the music, the people cried out because of their pain, "stay here for now, and wait until it's over." go back."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki looked complicated: "...How can I tell him that I really won't run all over Yokohama to treat all the wounded?"

This is not a cure-all problem at all!Even if she has this idea, she doesn't have the strength!Don't talk about finishing Yokohama, after treating the people on this street, she will throw herself on the street on the spot, okay?

System: "But obviously, the Central Plains will definitely not believe it."

No matter what, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't intend to let her go at all, and took her by his side to guard her tightly.

The orange-haired cadres methodically mobilized the members of the port mafia to clear and defend the chaotic scene. Hatsusaki had nothing to do, so she used the little butterfly to help move things or point in a direction. Nakahara also patted her on the head helplessly. Then he skillfully arranged a job for Little Butterfly.

Hatsusaki happily directs the little butterfly to fly around.

system:"……"

System: "They are also members of the port mafia, so if they are treated differently, the boss of the port gang will cry for you."

Hatsusaki sneered: "It's as if I haven't been oppressed by him."

Mori Owai didn't know how many times he threw the job to her, both openly and secretly!Sometimes it can be seen at a glance that Mori Ogai has done something, but sometimes she has to go to the port mafia to do something, so she can string things together and find out, ah, why is it you again, Mr. Mori!

"And everyone's position is not the same this time," Hatsusaki said, "Anyway, it's all to quell the chaos, so it doesn't matter if you help anyone."

Speaking of this, Hatsusaki suddenly stopped, she seemed to be aware of looking at the sky, under the dim yellow setting sun, some black shadow fell from the high clouds, and then turned into a white light and rushed to the ground.

Hatsusaki recalled the plot with difficulty: "There seems to be a sniper up there, I remember what kind of equipment was used to assist the sniper, everything—"

However, the system very rarely and resolutely rejected Hatsusaki's request for help: "I won't go."

Hatsusaki: "...Don't be like this, that kind of situation really won't happen."

"I'm not going," the system's tone was very calm, he paused silently for a while, and said in a low voice, "...I don't want to leave you so far away, Saki."

"Okay, okay, don't go," the system spoke to her in such a disappointed tone for the first time, Hatsusaki quickly coaxed him, she carefully touched the phosphor screen, "No, don't go, don't go if you don't want to go. "

Once comforted, the system became even more sad: "Obviously my first task is to protect you, but, but..."

"Didn't you bring me back! Don't think about it!" Hatsusaki watched the four corners of the phosphor screen hang down, held back for a long time, holding her heart and crying, "... ... I seem to remember that my heart was pierced and hurt quq."

system:"……!!"

System: "I, I'm not thinking about it anymore! Ahhhhhh, look at the car over there! Work, work, work!"

Seeing the system's attention diverted from the accident, Hatsusaki also heaved a sigh of relief, a shimmering purple smoke floated from the street in the distance, the smoke gradually spread, and the chaos caused by brain hell finally subsided .

Nakahara Naka also seemed not at ease to let her go home alone, but he was really powerless, so he had to hold Hatsusaki and give instructions, then watched the girl walk towards home, and there was no one around the corner. , then retracted his gaze and focused all his attention on the busy work ahead.

People carefully poked their heads out from various places, and then rushed to other places.

The system sighed countless times: "Yokohama is full of disasters... Wait, Saki, where are the things we bought this afternoon?"

Hatsusaki raised the handle habitually: "No, it's just—"

Hatsusaki: "..."

She raised her head, and calmly recalled from going out, shopping in the supermarket, going out with a bag and encountering a combination battle, and then——

Hatsusaki: "...As soon as I was hugged by Chuya, I was too nervous and threw the thing on the ground."

system:"……"

All of them turned around silently, staring at the chaotic street with people coming and going, and after a while, the system shook its head and sighed: "It seems that I can't find it back, do you think the supermarket is still open?"

Hatsusaki: "...the chaos is like this, is it really still open?"

System: "If it's not open, then you and Zhongye can only make do with instant noodles tonight."

As soon as the words were spoken, the girl's stomach let out a long "grunt—"

"..." Hatsusaki replied very calmly while holding her belly, "I don't think it's not impossible to use instant noodles to make ends meet."

The system kindly reminded: "I remember that there are only fresh shrimp and fish pan noodles left at home."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "... I suddenly feel that life should not be taken for granted. Let's go and see if the supermarkets and convenience stores are open."

However, all the convenience stores on this street were temporarily closed due to serious damage. Perhaps it was due to psychological reasons. Under the tense mood, the hunger in the stomach became stronger and stronger.

"Why don't you buy some food at the mall to deal with it first?" the system suggested, "Anyway, Zhongye doesn't dislike fresh shrimp and fish noodles. By tomorrow, it must be open for business."

"No need! I saw people carrying shopping bags on the street just now, there must be a supermarket open!" Hatsusaki said, "And think about it, I'm so hungry even if I don't do anything, Chuya must be even hungrier—— How about buying some canned oden from the vending machine?"

System: "...although I don't pick any of them, but I don't think he likes strawberry oden."

Hatsusaki: "What about grilled fish or dumplings?"

system:"……"

System: "...you first tell me why there are these two things in the vending machine??"

"I don't know either," Hatsusaki shrugged, "But I always feel that these grilled fish look like they are dying..."

System: "Do you feel that they are all staring at you?"

Hatsaki: "...Don't say such things in such a tone like telling a ghost story!"

The system grinned, and Hatsusaki was about to raise his hand to poke the restless screen hanging by the side. He stretched out his hand from behind, brushed her ear and put in banknotes, and then pressed the purchase button for semi-finished grilled fish.

This distance made Hatsumi frowned slightly, she took a step to the side, and looked behind unhappy.

The orange-haired young man in a black suit exchanged complicated eyes with her, then he looked away, took out the grilled fish, and handed it to the stunned girl very familiarly.

Hatsusaki stared at the other party's red shirt, thinking for a second about the possibility that Nakahara Chuya dropped his work and changed clothes to find her, then she quickly denied this guess, just when she was in a daze, the barbarian in her body vomited Something came to her.

She belatedly discovered that this feeling came from the two barbarians vomiting.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...Wait?!" Red shirt, this horse is Chuya Nakahara from the beast line! ?

Under the blank and shocked gaze of the girl, the cadre from another world pressed his hat in distress. After a while, as if he had made up his mind, he took out a small bag of things from his bag, and took out a small dried fish as if he cherished it. Pass it to the girl's mouth.

Hatsusaki opened her mouth instinctively, the crispy breath mixed with the salty sea breeze engulfed her taste buds, she chewed a few times, and the dried fish made a crispy cracking sound.

Hatsusaki: "It's, it's delicious...huh?"

The cadre in front of him breathed a sigh of relief, revealing the big cat's head on the bag. Hatsusaki looked at the few lines of words under the cat's head expressionlessly, and began to think about spitting out the small dried fish in front of the Zhongyuan Zhongya in front of him. possibility.

The system seemed to want to laugh, but he held back: "Why don't you make do with it, Saki Saki?"

Hatsusaki: "...I can't swallow it, I can't figure it out."

——Why does this Zhongyuan Zhong feed her a mouthful of cat food as soon as she comes up! ?