Even Dazai can't think of it
Chapter 51
"—So, so you just send me to the city center, wouldn't it be fine!" The person in front of him still had bruises from the beating on his face, and one eye was bruised and purple, and he could barely open it. Open a slit and move a little, the wound on his body will ooze blood again, he stood up with his teeth grinning against the wall, and shouted in a very dissatisfied tone like complaining to a store attendant, "Or do you want to I go back alone like this? No way!? Didn’t you come to fulfill my wish! What’s the point of this!”
Hatsusaki: "..."
The light of the healing power went out from the palm of his hand, Hatsusaki put his hands back into his pockets, and exhaled a little irritably: "It's quite reasonable to ask such a request, why are there more and more people like this recently."
The system said angrily: "I blacklisted him, let's ignore this kind of person next time!"
Hatsusaki: "Just the blacklist is a long list... Could it be that I look too easy to bully?"
"Hey, hey! Why are you in a daze!? Are you listening to me!??"
Hatsusaki: "..."
The bully Hatsusaki smiled: "Look at the recessed place over there, do you know what it is?"
The man was full of impatience: "I don't have time to chat with you - that's Radium Bowl Street, there's no way Yokohama people don't know about it!"
"Well," Hatsusaki smiled gently at him, "If you talk to me in this tone again, I'll send you to the innermost part of Radium Boulevard for free sightseeing for a day."
man:"……"
Man: "...God, crazy!!"
The man covered in injuries cursed and fled while leaning on the wall, a metallic luster flashed through Hatsusaki's eyes, she looked at the man's back, and at the same time, the system tacitly said: "Wait for me."
The screen of the mobile phone in his pocket went black in an instant, and the internal circuit of the pinhole camera in the man's arms was disconnected and destroyed under the action of the system, and all the data in the memory was cleared. Look at me!"
Hatsusaki: "Thanks for your hard work, more and more people want to secretly take pictures of me recently...Because swiping wishes is too frequent, even fuzzy memories don't work."
The system also sighed: "It's better to say that because the memory has been blurred too much, it makes them curious. The hidden gods in the city or something, this kind of thing is very attractive just by typing the title."
"Although it's this—" Hatsusaki's words were suddenly stuck in the middle, she caught a glimpse of a white-haired figure running away from behind the covered building from the corner of her eye, this time Hatsusaki chased after him without hesitation, but But the other party took advantage of the terrain to get rid of him, "...tsk, it's the same person from before."
System: "The members of that trafficking organization are all gone, that is to say, it's not their people who secretly observed you... Then who is so idle?"
Hatsusaki: "I don't know, but that figure from the back always seems familiar..."
"—Yeah, did you just finish your work?" A familiar boy's voice came from behind, and Hatsusaki looked back to see Osamu Dazai sitting on the eaves, shaking his feet leisurely, and a fierce battle erupted from the game console in his hand The voice said, "Oh, oh, here it is! Overtake him! … Humph."
The black-haired boy proudly jumped off the eaves, put away the game console casually, and then looked in the direction where the man left before. An unknown glint flashed across his eyes, but soon he showed a lively smile again: "It's rare!" Come on, do you want to have a drink together next?"
Hatsusaki: "...This is the third meeting this week, right? It's only Thursday."
Osamu Dazai showed a very surprised expression: "Hey, is that so! But I just encountered it by chance when I was completing the task before."
Hatsusaki said blankly, "That was really a coincidence."
- Strange.
I don’t know when it started, Hatsusaki’s life was suddenly filled with silhouettes of Osamu Dazai, it’s okay once or twice, but as the number of such “chance encounters” increases, Hatsusaki always has a feeling that his private domain is being invaded illusion.
But if you think about it carefully, she and Dazai Osamu did not have any very intimate contact except that they occasionally met in the Lupin Bar.
As Osamu Dazai said, most of the encounters are just a chance meeting at the corner of the street——
The kind of chance meeting you meet seven times a week.
Osamu Dazai leaned down and looked up at him, and tilted his head very cutely: "Aren't you going?"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki covered the little deer in her heart, and said with great pain: "...Go."
"..." The system sighed faintly, and the fluorescent powder screen shook resentfully, "Saki, are you planning to howl at home all night again today?"
Although there is nothing unusual when getting along with Osamu Dazai, but once you are alone late at night, the belated embarrassment will sweep through your brain with the suffocation of encountering a fortune-telling person that day, and Hatsusaki will hold the quilt and wail for a while At night, he vowed not to promise Osamu Dazai again next time.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki also recalled the suffocation after every short gathering, and she was in great pain: "But, who can refuse Hei Shizai's tilted head killing?"
She can't!She really can't!
It's quite a distance from the vicinity of Radium Bowl Street to Lupin's Bar. Because they couldn't teleport over directly with their supernatural powers, it took a lot of time on the way. After the two arrived at the bar, it was already dark.
Osamu Dazai walked down the stairs briskly, and when he saw the two people in front of the bar, his eyes lit up slightly: "Ah, Odasaku, Ango, have you come to the party too?"
"I happened to meet after work today, so we came over for a drink together." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, and he glanced at the girl behind Osamu Dazai, and said as usual, "Did Saki come over today too?"
The three-colored cat on the chair jumped off the chair lightly, then shrunk to the innermost seat, tilted her head and licked her hair very gracefully, Hatsusaki sat next to the three-colored cat, stretched out her hand to pick it in front of the three-colored cat, and replied: "Well, Just don't want to work."
Ango Sakaguchi seemed to ask unintentionally: "Oh? Last time, Saki seemed to say that she was a freelancer... Ah, that's great. Recently, I have been working so much that I haven't slept well for several days."
"That's right, that's right!" Osamu Dazai also nodded in agreement. He turned half a circle, leaned towards Hatsusaki, and counted with his fingers, "The last time I dealt with the explosives hidden in the building by the prisoner, come on." The second is to deal with the gangsters who gathered to rob the bank...these are all extremely dangerous tasks, if you are not careful, you will die,"
Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai was silent for two seconds, and then his eyes suddenly lit up, with sparkling little stars flashing in the corners of his eyes, and he patted the table: "——It's decided! Take me with you when you work next time Right! I'm also good at this kind of task, right?"
Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while: "It's indeed somewhat dangerous to be alone."
"...Don't even think about it." Hatsusaki rejected Osamu Dazai, turned to look at Sakunosuke Oda, and complained against his forehead, "And it doesn't sound like he wants to help me finish my work, Oda Do! Don't agree with him."
Ango Sakaguchi took it very seriously: "Odasaku, all you need to do is complain at a time like this."
Oda Sakunosuke nodded in a ignorant manner. He recalled what Ango Sakaguchi said before, put down the cup in his hand, and looked at the boss seriously: "Is there a hammer?"
Osamu Dazai: "...Hey, are you really going to hit the back of my head with a hammer, Odasaku?"
Oda Sakunosuke said honestly, "That's what Ango said."
"That's not bad—" Osamu Dazai turned around leisurely, "Boss, do you have a hammer?"
The store manager kept his original smile: "No."
Sakaguchi Ango: "..."
Ango Sakaguchi calmly changed the topic: "By the way, Saki, where did you try last time?"
Hatsusaki just said "Oh", and Osamu Dazai shook his index finger with a smile: "Spicy cola and tequila are the perfect combination recommended by the store manager, but I only took a sip. Saki really hates alcohol."
Oda Sakunosuke said: "I don't like bitter things, and I hardly eat bitter things at ordinary times."
"Huh?" Ango Sakaguchi was slightly stunned, he took a sip of the wine in his glass, and shook his head helplessly, "There are differences in physique between people, and there are many people like Saki who are not used to drinking no matter what. ...Ah, since this is the case, would you like to try a non-alcoholic combination today? How about herbal cola and tomato juice?"
Hatsusaki: "...This combination will definitely cause diarrhea! Don't make such terrible suggestions casually, Ango!"
Then Osamu Dazai raised his hand without thinking it was a big deal, and said excitedly: "Isn't this proposal great! Manager! A glass of Coke and tomato juice!"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "...you drink it yourself!!"
In the end, Hatsumi ordered a glass of Coke mixed with orange juice. Taking advantage of Natsume's unpreparedness, she grabbed the cat's head and gave it a rua. The Sanhuamao looked very unhappy, but it didn't attack Hatsumi. It just seized the opportunity and jumped off the stool. After escaping from the claws, he left the bar wagging his tail.
The system was a little worried: "Are you really not afraid that he will retaliate against you? Saki..."
Hatsusaki withdrew her hand in satisfaction: "Those who don't know are innocent!... I've been so busy recently that I don't even have time to go to a cat cafe. I must raise a cat after I finish dealing with the mimic! Muppet! Beautiful short! Blue cat!"
Osamu Dazai supported the leader to send Sanhua Mao away, and then pushed the cola and tomato juice aside in disgust: "I always feel like I'm drinking barbecue sauce. This might be quite suitable for dipping barbecue meat. I highly recommend it, Odasaku."
"Huh?" Oda Sakunosuke glanced at his cup, "If you say so, Dazai, then I'll try it next time."
Hatsaki half-believingly said: "Coke with tomato juice, sweet and sour, doesn't Odasaku prefer spicy things?"
Oda Sakunosuke responded briefly, noticing that the cup in Hatsusaki's hand was almost empty, he was slightly surprised: "Occasionally, I also eat other flavors... Ah, are you leaving?"
Hatsusaki has already finished drinking Coke, but she only drinks one glass no matter what, and it is awkward to sit without drinking anything, so usually finishing a glass means that Hatsusaki is leaving.
Osamu Dazai: "Because girls need to maintain their weight—do you want to order another glass of boiled water?"
Hatsusaki stood up from the chair, and looked helplessly at Osamu Dazai: "It's strange to only order Coke every time I come to a bar, so let's forget about plain water, and it's not too early now."
Chuya is very sensitive to the smell of alcohol, it is too dangerous for a girl who was dragged to read for a long time last time, it should not be too dangerous to go to the bar alone.
The figure of the girl disappeared from the corner of the stairs. Dazai Osamu looked at it for a while while propping his head, and then looked back. Ango Sakaguchi faintly noticed something strange, but this guess made him feel unreliable.
——This person is Dazai Osamu who can make people fear just by hearing his name.
Ango Sakaguchi put aside these speculations for the time being, he inadvertently glanced at something on the ground, and was taken aback: "Butterfly...? It's a crystal jewelry that girls like. Is it a hairpin that Saki accidentally dropped? "
"...Huh?" Dazai Osamu followed Sakaguchi Ango's line of sight, and then picked up the hairpin with a calm expression, "This is not Saki's hairpin."
The yellowish light reflected on the hairpin, just the reflected light is enough to make people realize how expensive and expensive the hairpin is. Before Ango Sakaguchi had time to see the specific style of the hairpin, Osamu Dazai had already put the hairpin on He retracted his close-fitting pocket.
Osamu Dazai said briskly, "This is my butterfly."
Hatsusaki: "..."
The light of the healing power went out from the palm of his hand, Hatsusaki put his hands back into his pockets, and exhaled a little irritably: "It's quite reasonable to ask such a request, why are there more and more people like this recently."
The system said angrily: "I blacklisted him, let's ignore this kind of person next time!"
Hatsusaki: "Just the blacklist is a long list... Could it be that I look too easy to bully?"
"Hey, hey! Why are you in a daze!? Are you listening to me!??"
Hatsusaki: "..."
The bully Hatsusaki smiled: "Look at the recessed place over there, do you know what it is?"
The man was full of impatience: "I don't have time to chat with you - that's Radium Bowl Street, there's no way Yokohama people don't know about it!"
"Well," Hatsusaki smiled gently at him, "If you talk to me in this tone again, I'll send you to the innermost part of Radium Boulevard for free sightseeing for a day."
man:"……"
Man: "...God, crazy!!"
The man covered in injuries cursed and fled while leaning on the wall, a metallic luster flashed through Hatsusaki's eyes, she looked at the man's back, and at the same time, the system tacitly said: "Wait for me."
The screen of the mobile phone in his pocket went black in an instant, and the internal circuit of the pinhole camera in the man's arms was disconnected and destroyed under the action of the system, and all the data in the memory was cleared. Look at me!"
Hatsusaki: "Thanks for your hard work, more and more people want to secretly take pictures of me recently...Because swiping wishes is too frequent, even fuzzy memories don't work."
The system also sighed: "It's better to say that because the memory has been blurred too much, it makes them curious. The hidden gods in the city or something, this kind of thing is very attractive just by typing the title."
"Although it's this—" Hatsusaki's words were suddenly stuck in the middle, she caught a glimpse of a white-haired figure running away from behind the covered building from the corner of her eye, this time Hatsusaki chased after him without hesitation, but But the other party took advantage of the terrain to get rid of him, "...tsk, it's the same person from before."
System: "The members of that trafficking organization are all gone, that is to say, it's not their people who secretly observed you... Then who is so idle?"
Hatsusaki: "I don't know, but that figure from the back always seems familiar..."
"—Yeah, did you just finish your work?" A familiar boy's voice came from behind, and Hatsusaki looked back to see Osamu Dazai sitting on the eaves, shaking his feet leisurely, and a fierce battle erupted from the game console in his hand The voice said, "Oh, oh, here it is! Overtake him! … Humph."
The black-haired boy proudly jumped off the eaves, put away the game console casually, and then looked in the direction where the man left before. An unknown glint flashed across his eyes, but soon he showed a lively smile again: "It's rare!" Come on, do you want to have a drink together next?"
Hatsusaki: "...This is the third meeting this week, right? It's only Thursday."
Osamu Dazai showed a very surprised expression: "Hey, is that so! But I just encountered it by chance when I was completing the task before."
Hatsusaki said blankly, "That was really a coincidence."
- Strange.
I don’t know when it started, Hatsusaki’s life was suddenly filled with silhouettes of Osamu Dazai, it’s okay once or twice, but as the number of such “chance encounters” increases, Hatsusaki always has a feeling that his private domain is being invaded illusion.
But if you think about it carefully, she and Dazai Osamu did not have any very intimate contact except that they occasionally met in the Lupin Bar.
As Osamu Dazai said, most of the encounters are just a chance meeting at the corner of the street——
The kind of chance meeting you meet seven times a week.
Osamu Dazai leaned down and looked up at him, and tilted his head very cutely: "Aren't you going?"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki covered the little deer in her heart, and said with great pain: "...Go."
"..." The system sighed faintly, and the fluorescent powder screen shook resentfully, "Saki, are you planning to howl at home all night again today?"
Although there is nothing unusual when getting along with Osamu Dazai, but once you are alone late at night, the belated embarrassment will sweep through your brain with the suffocation of encountering a fortune-telling person that day, and Hatsusaki will hold the quilt and wail for a while At night, he vowed not to promise Osamu Dazai again next time.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki also recalled the suffocation after every short gathering, and she was in great pain: "But, who can refuse Hei Shizai's tilted head killing?"
She can't!She really can't!
It's quite a distance from the vicinity of Radium Bowl Street to Lupin's Bar. Because they couldn't teleport over directly with their supernatural powers, it took a lot of time on the way. After the two arrived at the bar, it was already dark.
Osamu Dazai walked down the stairs briskly, and when he saw the two people in front of the bar, his eyes lit up slightly: "Ah, Odasaku, Ango, have you come to the party too?"
"I happened to meet after work today, so we came over for a drink together." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, and he glanced at the girl behind Osamu Dazai, and said as usual, "Did Saki come over today too?"
The three-colored cat on the chair jumped off the chair lightly, then shrunk to the innermost seat, tilted her head and licked her hair very gracefully, Hatsusaki sat next to the three-colored cat, stretched out her hand to pick it in front of the three-colored cat, and replied: "Well, Just don't want to work."
Ango Sakaguchi seemed to ask unintentionally: "Oh? Last time, Saki seemed to say that she was a freelancer... Ah, that's great. Recently, I have been working so much that I haven't slept well for several days."
"That's right, that's right!" Osamu Dazai also nodded in agreement. He turned half a circle, leaned towards Hatsusaki, and counted with his fingers, "The last time I dealt with the explosives hidden in the building by the prisoner, come on." The second is to deal with the gangsters who gathered to rob the bank...these are all extremely dangerous tasks, if you are not careful, you will die,"
Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai was silent for two seconds, and then his eyes suddenly lit up, with sparkling little stars flashing in the corners of his eyes, and he patted the table: "——It's decided! Take me with you when you work next time Right! I'm also good at this kind of task, right?"
Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while: "It's indeed somewhat dangerous to be alone."
"...Don't even think about it." Hatsusaki rejected Osamu Dazai, turned to look at Sakunosuke Oda, and complained against his forehead, "And it doesn't sound like he wants to help me finish my work, Oda Do! Don't agree with him."
Ango Sakaguchi took it very seriously: "Odasaku, all you need to do is complain at a time like this."
Oda Sakunosuke nodded in a ignorant manner. He recalled what Ango Sakaguchi said before, put down the cup in his hand, and looked at the boss seriously: "Is there a hammer?"
Osamu Dazai: "...Hey, are you really going to hit the back of my head with a hammer, Odasaku?"
Oda Sakunosuke said honestly, "That's what Ango said."
"That's not bad—" Osamu Dazai turned around leisurely, "Boss, do you have a hammer?"
The store manager kept his original smile: "No."
Sakaguchi Ango: "..."
Ango Sakaguchi calmly changed the topic: "By the way, Saki, where did you try last time?"
Hatsusaki just said "Oh", and Osamu Dazai shook his index finger with a smile: "Spicy cola and tequila are the perfect combination recommended by the store manager, but I only took a sip. Saki really hates alcohol."
Oda Sakunosuke said: "I don't like bitter things, and I hardly eat bitter things at ordinary times."
"Huh?" Ango Sakaguchi was slightly stunned, he took a sip of the wine in his glass, and shook his head helplessly, "There are differences in physique between people, and there are many people like Saki who are not used to drinking no matter what. ...Ah, since this is the case, would you like to try a non-alcoholic combination today? How about herbal cola and tomato juice?"
Hatsusaki: "...This combination will definitely cause diarrhea! Don't make such terrible suggestions casually, Ango!"
Then Osamu Dazai raised his hand without thinking it was a big deal, and said excitedly: "Isn't this proposal great! Manager! A glass of Coke and tomato juice!"
Hatsusaki: "..."
Hatsusaki: "...you drink it yourself!!"
In the end, Hatsumi ordered a glass of Coke mixed with orange juice. Taking advantage of Natsume's unpreparedness, she grabbed the cat's head and gave it a rua. The Sanhuamao looked very unhappy, but it didn't attack Hatsumi. It just seized the opportunity and jumped off the stool. After escaping from the claws, he left the bar wagging his tail.
The system was a little worried: "Are you really not afraid that he will retaliate against you? Saki..."
Hatsusaki withdrew her hand in satisfaction: "Those who don't know are innocent!... I've been so busy recently that I don't even have time to go to a cat cafe. I must raise a cat after I finish dealing with the mimic! Muppet! Beautiful short! Blue cat!"
Osamu Dazai supported the leader to send Sanhua Mao away, and then pushed the cola and tomato juice aside in disgust: "I always feel like I'm drinking barbecue sauce. This might be quite suitable for dipping barbecue meat. I highly recommend it, Odasaku."
"Huh?" Oda Sakunosuke glanced at his cup, "If you say so, Dazai, then I'll try it next time."
Hatsaki half-believingly said: "Coke with tomato juice, sweet and sour, doesn't Odasaku prefer spicy things?"
Oda Sakunosuke responded briefly, noticing that the cup in Hatsusaki's hand was almost empty, he was slightly surprised: "Occasionally, I also eat other flavors... Ah, are you leaving?"
Hatsusaki has already finished drinking Coke, but she only drinks one glass no matter what, and it is awkward to sit without drinking anything, so usually finishing a glass means that Hatsusaki is leaving.
Osamu Dazai: "Because girls need to maintain their weight—do you want to order another glass of boiled water?"
Hatsusaki stood up from the chair, and looked helplessly at Osamu Dazai: "It's strange to only order Coke every time I come to a bar, so let's forget about plain water, and it's not too early now."
Chuya is very sensitive to the smell of alcohol, it is too dangerous for a girl who was dragged to read for a long time last time, it should not be too dangerous to go to the bar alone.
The figure of the girl disappeared from the corner of the stairs. Dazai Osamu looked at it for a while while propping his head, and then looked back. Ango Sakaguchi faintly noticed something strange, but this guess made him feel unreliable.
——This person is Dazai Osamu who can make people fear just by hearing his name.
Ango Sakaguchi put aside these speculations for the time being, he inadvertently glanced at something on the ground, and was taken aback: "Butterfly...? It's a crystal jewelry that girls like. Is it a hairpin that Saki accidentally dropped? "
"...Huh?" Dazai Osamu followed Sakaguchi Ango's line of sight, and then picked up the hairpin with a calm expression, "This is not Saki's hairpin."
The yellowish light reflected on the hairpin, just the reflected light is enough to make people realize how expensive and expensive the hairpin is. Before Ango Sakaguchi had time to see the specific style of the hairpin, Osamu Dazai had already put the hairpin on He retracted his close-fitting pocket.
Osamu Dazai said briskly, "This is my butterfly."
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