Even Dazai can't think of it

Osamu Dazai, a former cadre of the Port Mafia, has done things that even his fellow Port Mafia members would tremble when he heard it. He can be called a demon on earth and a walking hell.

When this kind of person heard Hatsusaki's heartfelt desire to fuck him, she felt that she didn't even need to think about the method of death, just prepare the cemetery.

——Even if the person in front of him is Butei Zai who has already done good work.

The system tried to persuade: "Let's think in the bright side! How can a man be so calm when he hears a girl wants to fuck and cry! Maybe he just bombed us!"

It's not impossible, but—

Hatsusaki said miserably: "He is Osamu Dazai!"

No matter what news he hears, he can answer the words without changing his face and without fear. Isn't this a must-have skill for every Dazai? !

system:"……"

The system bit the handkerchief desperately and cried: "Then we can only wait to die!"

"That's not true," Hatsusaki sobbed, the system looked at her hopefully, and then heard the girl calmly say, "You can also buy the cemetery in advance."

System: "..." You should struggle again! !

Kunikida looked at the girl following Osamu Dazai's line of sight. The girl in front of her lowered her head, and her exposed ear tips were dyed pink. Her expression did not look like she was afraid, but rather as if she had discovered some secret, embarrassing and shy .

Even if he scolded Osamu Dazai a hundred times every day, Kunikida had to admit that the man beside him had a very strong ability to grasp people's hearts, and it was not difficult for him to see through other people's secrets at a glance.

He loosened Osamu Dazai's collar, and said angrily, "Don't do things that disturb the guests, Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai pretended not to hear, hummed a song and looked to the other side.

Atsushi Nakajima muttered vaguely: "&*%[email protected]#￥?"

Kunikida: "Huh? This guy and I are colleagues, and the guy next to him is a customer from the detective agency."

Atsushi Nakajima: "&*%?"

Kunikida grumbled: "Armed Detective Agency, really, I didn't write in my cashier plan to buy this guy a lot of tea and rice with my money!"

"...Well, I'll pay." Hearing this sentence, Hatsusaki carefully raised her head, avoiding Dazai Osamu's sight.

Kunikida: "...Huh?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "...!?"

Hatsusaki said: "Because Atsushi asked me for help before that, so let me pay for it."

And if Kunikida is to pay, her wish will not be considered fulfilled by her, and she will not be rewarded—then she has worked so hard to come here, and because of this, it is meaningless to run into Osamu Dazai !

Osamu Dazai sat leisurely on the seat, feeling with unknown meaning: "You are really a gentle lady."

"... Hug, I'm sorry." Nakajima Atsushi was extremely ashamed, he bowed his head and said sadly, "I did something so rude to you just now...!"

——Atsushi Nakajima was both ashamed and moved inexplicably by the girl in front of him beautifying the act of "robbing" because of hunger just now as asking for help.

Atsushi Nakajima said sincerely: "Thank you very much, really, really. After leaving the orphanage and coming to Yokohama, I had no place to live and nothing to eat... I almost starved to death."

An hour ago, because he was too hungry, Atsushi Nakajima had the idea of ​​"robbing the next person to have a full meal", and targeted the girl passing by with a bag of food.

However, the girl who was threatened by him did not respond at all. Just when Atsushi Nakajima was about to muster up the courage to snatch it, his stomach made a loud noise, the girl pursed her lips and smiled, and then he heard the girl's tenderness Voice: "Onigiri Bento Bread Oden, what do you want to eat?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "...Huh?"

Now that bag of food is lying quietly at Atsushi Nakajima's feet, it was given to him by the original owner for free, and even now the other party is willing to pay for thirty bowls of chazuke for him.

Atsushi Nakajima pinched the corner of his clothes nervously: "Well... If you need my help with anything in the future, please feel free to ask!"

Hatsusaki: "Huh? No need, then I'll go to checkout first."

She stood up and left the seat, Dazai stared at the back of the girl leaving, and stirred the spoon thoughtfully.

——Hatsusaki is here for him, Osamu Dazai discovered this when he was at the detective agency in the morning, so just in case, he put a monitor on her.

But the sound from the monitor is always intermittent, as if the signal was blocked by some device.

He recalled a few words mixed in electronic music: doi, hardware, crying.

Osamu Dazai thought deeply: Leaving aside crying and hardware, what exactly does doi mean?

He used dozens of code words to decipher, but to no avail.

Osamu Dazai put this point aside temporarily, and inserted into the conversation between Kunikida and Atsushi Nakajima with a smile: "But Atsushi, if you don't catch the tiger sooner, that lady—"

Atsushi Nakajima froze as he tried to escape.

"—Maybe I will be attacked and swallowed by a tiger tomorrow?" He took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears, and said pityingly, "I'm afraid the weak lady can't even bear the tiger's claws."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

When Hatsusaki finished paying and returned to her location, she learned that Atsushi Nakajima was going to help the detective agency catch a tiger.

Osamu Dazai smiled and waved at her, as if he suddenly remembered something: "Oh, that's right, miss!"

Hatsusaki subconsciously looked at him.

Osamu Dazai's smile seemed to have a deep meaning: "Yokohama at night is very dangerous, next time it's best not to take a walk outside so late."

System: "He's too modest, which hour in Yokohama's 24 hours is not dangerous—what's wrong with you, Saki?"

"...Tong, all," Hatsusaki said with tears in her eyes, "Is this a death warning from him?!"

——Don’t place an order, if you place an order, you will be killed in the next second (smile.jpg)

... Woohoo, mother! !Dazai is terrible! !

The author has something to say: Dazai:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?do i mean that ? ? ? ?

Regarding the communication between the heroine and the system, it is probably set like this. If it is in person, it is like being cast an ignoring spell, and no one will notice the scene where the heroine is talking to herself nervously. In their opinion The hostess just did her own thing quietly without saying a word.If it is an electronic device, as long as the blocking program is running (emphasis is drawn), the conversation between the heroine and the system cannot be monitored.

感谢在2020-06-2616:43:53~2020-06-2814:06:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 428222002;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of sugar chestnut Ula;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!