Even Dazai can't think of it

"—what's better?"

A familiar voice came from the side, and the red-haired man in a sand-colored coat slowly walked down the stairs, his always unchanging expression revealed a little surprise: "Ah Saki is here too."

"That's right," Osamu Dazai said in a tone like asking for credit, "Since Azaki has never drank alcohol since she was born, I will bring her to have a taste."

"But if you say that, children are not allowed to drink alcohol." Oda Sakunosuke stated the facts in a flat tone.

"But you've grown up now!" Osamu Dazai seemed to be pointing something, he said with a smile, "And we are the port mafia."

Oda Sakunosuke seemed to be stunned, then he thought about it seriously, nodded seriously: "Well, indeed."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki took a sip of the Coke, her expression became slightly serious, and she said thoughtfully: "All, why do I feel like they have something in their words?"

The system is confused: "? Aren't they chatting normally?"

Hatsusaki: "Is it normal?...Well, it should be normal."

After saying this, Hatsusaki looked up at the ceiling, and quickly shook her head like a rattle.

The system was even more confused: "??? What are you doing, Saki."

Hatsusaki stopped, calmed down her dizzy mind, and said calmly: "It's okay, I'll shake the yellow waste in my mind."

After Oda Sakunosuke answered Dazai Osamu, he naturally looked at the two wine glasses in front of Hatsusaki. The wine in the glasses hadn't been touched much, but some traces of drinking could be seen from the water marks on the walls of the glasses : "I ordered two cups, what do you think, Ah Saki?"

"Hey, how's it going..." Hatsusaki touched the cup filled with milky white liquor, "This one is very sweet, but after the milky taste passes, the bitterness comes up all of a sudden, I'm probably not born to drink bars."

Oda Sakunosuke had never drunk the wine in her glass, but he probably understood that if she was not used to drinking this kind of sweet liqueur, other wines would only make her feel bitter, so Oda Sakunosuke said : "Coke is also delicious."

"That's right!" Hatsusaki's voice became a little more lively, "It would be great if we could have fried chicken."

Oda Sakunosuke answered the words smoothly: "As for fried chicken, usually izakaya will have it. Next time, you can bring some by yourself."

Hatsusaki was shocked: "Hey?? Can it still be like this!"

"..." The store manager was silent for a long time before maintaining his previous expression and said, "If the customer asks, then it's okay."

Osamu Dazai was suddenly very excited: "Then I can bring my own dishwashing liquid to mix wine—"

Store manager: "..."

Store manager: "...Sorry, the store doesn't have alcohol that needs to be made with dish soap."

Osamu Dazai refused to give up, he excitedly said: "Then give me an empty glass next time!"

Store manager: "..."

The store manager seemed to be trembling: "...Okay, okay."

Osamu Dazai happily hummed a song: "Why don't you just go and buy a bottle of dishwashing liquid now...!"

Hatsaki friendly reminded: "The dishwashing liquid on the market is food grade, right? Even if you drink a whole bottle, you will only be sent to the hospital for gastric lavage?"

Osamu Dazai's body froze instantly, as if he saw a little black cat whose cat food had disappeared with his own eyes. He opened his cat's eyes and said in incredible shock: "What, what! Is it like this! It seems that this kind of suicide The method doesn't work either, I really want to try it, but although I want to commit suicide, the pain is definitely not enough."

The fluffy hair of the black-haired boy seemed to be gone, and every strand of hair was trying to express his lack of energy.

Hatsusaki: "..."

She searched for past experiences of comforting others, and then found out with a wooden face that the previous experience was completely inapplicable to comfort Dazai Osamu——

Can't let her say to Osamu Dazai "Don't worry about it will be better next time / I will definitely do it next time", right? !

Hatsusaki had no choice but to say: "No matter what method of suicide is painful, maybe the gods want human beings to live well, so unnatural death must experience extraordinary pain."

"The hope of the gods..." Osamu Dazai seemed to sneer, but he seemed to be lying quietly on the table, and then his attention was very suddenly removed from this matter, using the tone of a child discovering a new toy Lively said to Odasaku, "I met a super bold organization today, Odasaku, who actually set up a huge trap array in the city! If you approach rashly, you will be blown up to nothing, really Very bold."

Oda Sakunosuke took the wine glass brought by the boss. The wine glass contained the same liquid as that in Dazai Osamu's glass. He listened carefully, then nodded and said, "That's really dangerous. What happens next?"

"Afterwards," Osamu Dazai stopped quickly, and lay down on the table again without energy, "Afterwards, Azaki solved it with one move, without any effort, just like fighting with aggressive children... Thanks to me Looking forward to it a bit more.”

"Really?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at Hatsusaki, a little surprised, and he said as a compliment, "That's amazing."

Hatsusaki squeezed the cup subconsciously, and said with embarrassment: "It's, it's okay."

Osamu Dazai flicked the wall of the cup: "Let's not talk about this, where is Oda Tsukuru? Did anything interesting happen today?"

"It's still a boring job to deal with the scene and the corpse as before," Oda Sakunosuke shook his head and replied, as if he suddenly remembered something, he let out a short "ah", "By the way, Saki, you Are you free recently?"

Hatsusaki tilted her head in doubt, answered after thinking for a while, "Yes, yes... what's the matter?"

"Well," Oda Sakunosuke continued, "The children were thanking you for your method before, but there seems to be some results recently, and I want to hold a thank you party or something... I originally wanted to hold it together on your birthday, but think about it, yes From the perspective of the children, it is probably better to avoid the dragon head war during this period, so it was finally decided to hold it during the new year."

Speaking of this, Oda Saku paused slightly: "If this bothers you, don't force yourself."

Hatsusaki supported her head with one hand, staring at the brown drink in the cup: "...a party."

This proposal moved Hatsusaki a little inexplicably.

Hatsusaki didn’t give a helping hand to get the thanks of these children, but when her kindness was properly responded by others, she suddenly felt a feeling of “ah, although I worked so hard to save money, it was worth it.” sense of relief.

"I'm free any day," Hatsusaki happily shook her calf hanging in the air, "But since it's a party for everyone to attend together, then I'll help out too, and you must tell me as soon as the date is decided. its me."

Osamu Dazai straightened up excitedly, he could even see twinkling little stars floating in the corner of his eyes, he squeezed his chin and said cheerfully: "Oh! It's very interesting."

"I will tell the children," Oda Sakunosuke replied gently, his eyes shifted to Osamu Dazai, "Is Dazai coming too?"

Osamu Dazai's eyes sparkled: "Is it okay!?"

Oda Sakunosuke said: "If there are more people, the children will be happier, but I will say hello to the boss later."

Osamu Dazai's attitude made Hatsusaki somewhat alert: "Isn't there a lot of work for the port mafia recently?"

"Although that's what I said, it's not impossible to spare time," Dazai Osamu said happily like a child who got a toy, "Then it's settled!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Osamu Dazai's attitude is really wrong!But Osamu Dazai's disqualification in the world can offset the supernatural ability. Hatsusaki didn't know what he wanted to do, so he had to gulp down the Coke in the cup sullenly.

Then she took out an appropriate amount of change, spread it on the table and pushed it to the store manager: "Is this how much the three cups add up to?"

The store manager counted some money, and then replied: "Yes, welcome to come again next time."

Osamu Dazai was slightly surprised: "Hey, are you going home?"

"Well," Hatsusaki said honestly, "Because it's late, I'm a little sleepy."

Osamu Dazai let out an "oh", and then stood up with her: "Then I'll go with you, Odasaku, see you next time."

Oda Sakunosuke: "I'll see you next time, and so is Saki."

"...Next time, I'll see you next time," Hatsusaki replied in a daze, and looked at Osamu Dazai who was standing beside her in a daze, "You want to be with me?"

——Is Osamu Dazai the kind of person who will send girls home? !

——Did she get drunk or did Osamu Dazai get pierced just at that moment! ?

Osamu Dazai: "...Isn't it impolite to think so? I'm a gentleman with girls."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...um..."

... It's not that he discriminates against Hei Shizai.

The main reason is that Hei Shizai is that kind, I can’t tell, although he usually looks cold and cute, but after adding the word gentleman, it makes people’s backs shudder at first sight, it’s scary, very scary!

Osamu Dazai seemed a little depressed: "Obviously I've been very gentle recently... Forget it, let's go."

The night wind was blowing very cool, and the kimono played a very good role in keeping warm, so Hatsusaki just felt that the heat generated after sipping a little wine was blown away by the breeze, and she squinted her eyes comfortably.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have noticed something, he paused, looked up, the time stood still for two seconds, then Osamu Dazai lowered his head very calmly, raised his legs and planned to leave.

Hatsusaki looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, thinking that he wanted to hang himself because of the tree branch above his head, so he didn't care much, and followed straight ahead.

Then there was a self-defeating voice from the tree: "Ahhh——don't go!"

Hatsusaki: "...Huh?!"

Hatsusaki looked up, only to notice a child cautiously sticking out half of his head among the dense branches and leaves: "Are you trapped in a tree...?"

Osamu Dazai stopped, turned around, hugged his chest, and said, "It must be a child who swears that this height is no problem, and then climbs up and is too afraid to come down."

Child: "...who, who dare not come down!"

Osamu Dazai: "Ah, that means I don't need help—Ah, let's go."

child:"……"

Child: "...Ben, Uncle Ben is just hungry and has no energy!"

"Hey, is that so?" Osamu Dazai sneered, "Are you hungry after admiring the night view? It really is a child."

"...Woo..." The child looked like he was holding the tree trunk to cry, "I, I...!"

"Forget it, forget it," Hatsusaki spread her hand, the butterfly flew out from her palm, lightly landed on the child's neckline, and then carried him to the ground, "That's fine, don't hide it from me next time Adults have climbed so high."

As soon as he stepped on the ground, the child's hanging heart settled down like a boulder fell to the ground. He hugged Hatsaki: "Sure enough, girls are the best!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "...A moron, are you?"

"Slightly slightly slightly," the child stuck out his tongue provocatively at Dazai Osamu, and then Dazai Osamu pulled his face and made a grimace, "... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

The young boy covered his flushed face and sniffed his nose in aggrieved expression. His eyes flashed the light of tiny mysterious blue runes, and Hatsusaki suddenly felt that he had seen such runes somewhere.

But before Hatsusaki recalled it, she saw the young child raised her head and said seriously, "Sister, give up on this man!"

Hatsusaki: "...huh?"

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

The child was heartbroken and persuasive: "He is not worth it! This man is really not worth it! Don't like him! You will meet many good men in the future!"

Hatsusaki: "...??!!"

Seeing that Hatsusaki was stunned and did not respond, the child pulled her excitedly, and said loudly: "Dump him! He is really not worth it! You came here specially for him. A person like him knows just by looking at his face. I will let you down!"

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to have reacted, he pointed at himself, confused: "...Me?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "Wait????"

She stared blankly at the child, and finally merged the immature face of the child with the face of the diviner who made her overturned in public in her memory——

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "..."

...... Why is it you again? !