Even Dazai can't think of it

Osamu Dazai's wish was so long that even the system was shocked. He dumbfoundedly deduced the total number of words in this wish: "...[-] words, did he write a novel?"

"Maybe," Hatsumi nodded her chin thoughtfully: "All, is there a word limit for wishes?"

The system has never been asked this kind of question before. He was very confused and stuttered for a long time before stammering: "Ah, ah...you wait, I will go through the program code of the task partition again."

After a brief silence, the system came back, and said in a deep disillusioned tone: "Yes, the maximum number of words for a wish is [-]."

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...So his wish hasn't been recorded yet?"

System: "...Yes, yes, but our system is also very smart! Although the recording is not finished! But the general meaning must be included in the [-]!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki was dumbfounded, with a disillusioned expression on his face: "Did Dazai really want Xu Pian to be disqualified from the human world?"

"...He didn't disqualify the human world, at most he approved a paper titled 'On the meaning of life under death'." But Xu's paper didn't sound much better than Xu Disqualified in the World, and the system was silent for a while. Seconds, changed the subject bluntly, "But I thought you would be very interested in what Osamu Dazai was thinking, and you really don't plan to read his thesis?"

"...interest is interest," Hatsusaki held her forehead, her soul ascended to heaven, "but [-] words is fine."

She really doesn't want to do reading comprehension on the papers, so let her go - unless it's a character paper she pushed!

... Osamu Dazai's own statement is not included.

Don't read small papers that don't wear the kitchen filter.

"And his wish essay," Hatsusaki looked at the slender black figure in the distance, paused, and carefully considered the words, "...I always feel like he is trying to trick me on purpose."

system:"……"

System: "Thinking, thinking too much, Saki? This is the wish automatically captured by the program!" Even if the wisher is hypnotized and loses his original cognition, the program can accurately capture the strongest desire in his heart. wishes!

The more Hatsusaki thought about it, the more she felt it was possible. She nodded confidently and said, "Dazai can even control his heartbeat. It's just a wish. It's definitely not difficult for him."

system:"……"

system:"…………"

The system dumbfoundedly called up Osamu Dazai's data card, stared at the word "human" under Osamu Dazai's attributes, and began to consider whether to report data to modify this information.

It really doesn't sound like something a human can do.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this." Hatsusaki stretched her waist and rubbed her neck, "I'll check where this is, and find a place to eat nearby later."

System: "It seems to be near Rabo Street. Didn't Zhong also say that he will come back as soon as possible, and really don't wait for him to eat?"

"Why is it Raibo Street? I haven't been around here very much," Hatsusaki resigned herself to turning around, and then walked in the direction where Osamu Dazai left, "But I didn't come back until after ten o'clock. , Now it's time to eat again, I'll buy some food and go back later, if he hasn't eaten, he will make some supper."

System: "...um."

"? What's the matter?" Hatsusaki asked, tilting her head in confusion.

The system quickly shook the screen left and right to deny it: "Nothing!"

...That is, the behavior of not cooking until the other person in the family does not come home for dinner is like a wife in a TV drama who is perfunctory when her husband does not come home.The system thought deeply.

The road chosen by the port mafia is the shortcut through Radium Bowl Street. The buildings on Radium Bowl Street look like the melon sheds that Hatsumi had seen before, and there are of course more solid wooden houses and concrete houses. , Hatsusaki looked at the messy streets and doubted the safety here.

System: "Radium Bowl Street is synonymous with chaos, right?"

"I'm not talking about that kind of safety." There was the sound of gunshots and metal collisions in the distance, Hatsusaki walked around the place where the sound came from without changing his face, "Don't you think that if someone sets a fire here, Is it going to burn down here soon?"

"Ah, that's true." The system suddenly realized, "The buildings here are almost all next to each other, and they are made of flammable materials such as wood... It seems that this kind of accident happens every year, judging from the data on the Internet."

Hatsusaki: "...Leaving such a large area alone, is it true that no one protested to the government?"

System: "Foreign forces colluded with the local mafia, and smugglers and criminal gangs gathered together. This is the only result."

There were dark eyes looking at her from all around, they were whispering to each other, and made dark teasing laughter from time to time, but when Hatsusaki cast their eyes over, they would avoid her sight with a guilty conscience.

The system knew that Hatsusaki must be feeling uncomfortable being stared at by so many people, so he clapped his hands to divert Hsaki's attention: "We, Sakisaki, are getting more and more courageous! We can all be alone Go to this place!"

Hatsusaki: "...Your tone is like my mother's tone when she found out that I can go to and from school by myself."

System: "Yes, yes?"

"Yes," Hatsusaki replied affirmatively, and then she whispered in a low tone, "Wangshan ran away, why is Radium Bowl Street so big."

The system can't laugh or cry: "If you're tired from walking, just use your ability to go out."

"That's right, just move over there and ask for directions..." Hatsusaki's words stopped suddenly, and she seemed to have a sense of looking back. "...? Someone seemed to be following me just now."

The system was puzzled: "Since you entered Leibo Street, someone has been waiting for an opportunity to strike, right?"

Hatsusaki: "It's not the kind of follow me who wants to rob."

The girl frowned, and searched for a similar analogy, but she couldn't find it in the end, so she had to give up regretfully: "I always feel that it is aimed at me...the organization that I offended before?"

The system is also confused. As the data, he can only judge whether there is maliciousness, but cannot carefully judge the difference between maliciousness: "Maybe, anyway, be careful recently, I will test it before eating."

Hatsusaki glanced back at the covered corner uncomfortably, hesitated between the two options of chasing after and looking for a place first, and chose the latter according to her heart: "Well, anyway, if the target is me , will always come to you.”

Using space movement, she teleported herself to the edge of Radium Bowl Street. She looked back at the densely packed buildings circling Radium Bowl Street, and sighed for some reason: "The concave shape looks like the radium bowl used in the kitchen at home, so it is called Radium Bowl. Street."

System: "It should be, it's quite vivid when you think about it... Hey, what's floating in the river...?"

Hatsusaki looked sideways at the river not far away: "Huh? It's black garbage——" Bag...?

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "......!!!"

Not trash bags!It's Osamu Dazai! !

Although in Chusaki's impression, Osamu Dazai has never stopped entering the water, but she has hardly seen Osamu Dazai in the river for so many months, so her mentality has been tense from the beginning when there is something in the river Observation, it becomes the current look, which is probably not the case anyway.

...This is actually the first time she saw Osamu Dazai jumping into the water and committing suicide!

Hatsusaki jumped down the embankment with a complicated feeling that he didn't know how to describe, and walked along the river bank like a walk, following the direction of the river flow and Osamu Dazai drifting away.

Osamu Dazai: "... Gulu Gulu."

Osamu Dazai: "... Guru Guru Guru."

Continuous bubbles burst out, and its owner seemed to be playing a fun game.

But after a while, the master got tired of this game. He seemed to turn over on the bed, and very calmly changed into a backstroke position in the river, and then he puffed up his face and spit out a few mouthfuls of water.

"...Huh," Dazai Osamu's weak voice came from the river, "If you are thinking about whether to go into the water to save me, I advise you to give up that thought. I am just trying to commit suicide by diving into the water."

Hatsusaki said sincerely, "I didn't even think about going into the water to save you."

Osamu Dazai's voice became even more lackluster: "Then are you just watching the fun?"

"No." Hatsusaki looked around in distress, perhaps because it was near Rabo Street, so there was almost no traffic in the area, "I was thinking of a way to save people without going into the water."

Osamu Dazai: "... Could it be that you can't swim?"

"Well, no," Hatsusaki looked at Osamu Dazai in the water very calmly, "Why do you look at me with that expression?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be laughing, he coughed a few times muffledly: "Ah, I just think it's amazing."

Hatsusaki: "...? What's so magical?"

"It's nothing," Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, and his tone changed back to the previous listless look, "If you don't plan to go into the water, can you just let me go into the water quietly, it's rare for me to meet the right temperature of the river Hey, I've been squeezed so much that I don't have time to try new suicide methods."

"No." Hatsusaki refused very simply, she thought for a while, and found a ready-made reason, "You still owe me..."

Hatsusaki secretly glanced at the memo that was called out by the system in time: "The 615 yen has not been returned."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "...The God Blade is really stingy."

Hatsusaki: "Every time I only pay back five yen coins, what right do you have to call me stingy!"

Osamu Dazai said in a lively Qiongyao tone of "you have wronged me, how could you wrong me", "I found the five-yen coin specially - it took me a lot of effort to find the five-yen coin every time!"

Hatsusaki: "...Don't waste your energy on this kind of place!"

Osamu Dazai: "Hmm."

Hatsusaki looked around helplessly, but she still had no clue, the river gradually became turbulent, and she had to take big strides to keep up with Osamu Dazai's drifting speed.

"...Really," Hatsusaki thought bitterly, suddenly, she had a quick wit, bought the cheapest hemp rope from the mall, and tied one end of it into a round knot, "Well, that's enough!"

Osamu Dazai looked at her in confusion, and then he heard the girl on the shore say in a faintly begging tone: "Put your head into this circle, and I'll pull you up in one go!"

He stared at the standard hanging-suicide knot in Hatsaki's hand.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

... Did she really want to save him?