Even Dazai can't think of it

"—Ahhh, nothing to lose."

Mori Ogai lay on the table in a daze, lamenting weakly like a dying patient: "Woo, he is obviously a gentle and kind child...why would he do such a cruel thing?"

"Doing that kind of thing will definitely make the other party angry... Didn't the boss know it very well from the very beginning?" Osamu Dazai played with the old-fashioned Tekikura in his hand, "Is this left by that child?"

"That's right," Mori Ogai looked distressed, straightened up, and pulled out the photos of the scene from the file, "The ship with the ammunition was almost sunk, but the cabin was empty, only the wooden cabin with the handle was left. The box, even the bullets were taken away."

——The childish provocation of an irritated child.

Osamu Dazai took it and turned it casually: "It is true that there were quite a lot of heavy objects in the cabin before, and there is no trace of heavy objects moving on the floor. Although gravity can also do this, but take a closer look at these things. If there are traces..."

The atmosphere was silent, Osamu Dazai was thinking silently.

"... Judging from the guarding of the ship, it is almost impossible for that child to sneak in alone without being discovered." Osamu Dazai put down the photo very calmly, "With such tight defense, even the elite of the port mafia That's enough."

Mori Ogai smiled and asked, "What is Dazai thinking?"

Osamu Dazai: "...a person with a space displacement ability."

"I think so too," Mori Ogai laughed happily, and he sighed inexplicably, "Don't you think it's amazing? 'Araba spit'."

"... Even so, boss, you have completely angered the other party, right?"

"...Ah, really." Mori Ogai immediately put on a weeping expression, and he looked at the boy opposite him pitifully, "Next, how to make girls happy... Dazai must know, right? Surely you know?"

Osamu Dazai: "...huh?"

He took a step back in disgust, and said firmly: "No, absolutely not—!"

Mori Ogai burst into tears in frustration.

At this time, Hatsusaki was holding the receipt to check the money spent on clothes.

"Two pieces are [-]% off, three pieces are [-]% off... nine pieces are..." She calculated for a long time, "Fortunately, the discount is strong, otherwise if you buy so many clothes, let alone some money left, you won't be able to buy them all."

System: "I don't think Zhongyuan Zhongyuan will pay you a little more money."

It's not so much that he doesn't care about it, it's better to say that when Nakahara Chuya gave her the card, he didn't think about asking Hatsusaki to return it.

The system reminded very tactfully: "And don't you think he was not very happy when you gave him the check?"

Not only was he not very happy, but the air pressure was so low that he could catch a cold. On the left side of his face was written "I'm angry", and on the right side was written "Call Brother Quickly".

Hatsusaki also found it difficult to handle: "He treats me as his younger sister, so he lets me use it casually, but I'm not his own younger sister...he can give it to me, but I can't use it either."

If it wasn't for the scruples about going to the port mafia's "newly born Huangba spit out" script, she would have done card cashing and check shopping by herself, so she wouldn't have to make a round trip from Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"Anyway, you can see his expression." The system said helplessly, "The brother and sister script cannot be deleted, so he will be angry. After a few days when you pay the living expenses, he will definitely be even more angry."

Hatsusaki: "...??"

Hatsusaki: "No way? Even if it's a family, it's normal to pay living expenses?"

The system was also shocked: "Didn't you realize that he just wants to support you?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Although she always said when a rich woman would come down from the sky to take care of her, she didn't really want to be taken care of! !And Zhongyuan Zhongye's gender is wrong!

All of them sighed heavily.

"Are you okay?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at the girl with a sad face, and glanced at the big and small bags under her feet, "I bought a lot..."

"Change clothes and pajamas, I don't know what styles the children like, so I just picked a few randomly," Hatsusaki cheered up, "Are there any other bad things?"

"Not for the time being, the children will be very happy." He said seriously, and then picked up the rest of the clothes, "So many things... Can you give me some more? It looks very heavy."

Hatsusaki proudly showed her wrist, black and red markings appeared between her white wrists: "No need! Gravity has already reduced it!"

This is what she discovered by accident!Although such a small area of ​​attached dirt will reduce the power, it is very convenient to carry something or something, and the markings can be hidden under the clothes, so other people will hardly notice that she opened the dirt!

Oda Sakunosuke looked a little admiring: "It's very convenient, when moving things."

Hatsusaki said happily: "That's right! And it won't hurt your fingers when you lift a lot of things at the same time! It's super convenient!"

"—Sounds amazing." A boy's voice came from the side, Hatsusaki was slightly startled, and followed the voice to look over.

The boy in the black coat smiled at them: "It's hard to move so many things back, isn't it? I drove here specially."

"Deliberately drove the car."

Hatsusaki caught the key word, she subconsciously looked at the driver's position, there was no one there, and there was no one who looked like a driver beside her.

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "...can I ask a question?"

"Huh? Ah, I want to ask if I have a driver's license, right?" Osamu Dazai laughed happily, "No, because I'm a mafia!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki: "Nakaya told me to go home early, I'll leave Odasaku first!"

……

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Finally got into Dazai Osamu's stolen car, Hatsusaki hugged the pillow in the car, looked at Dazai Osamu who was humming in front of him, and then glanced at Oda Saku who was sitting next to him.

Hatsaki: "...Oda Saku is here, Dazai shouldn't drive the car into the ditch, right?"

The system wanted to nod at first, but he changed his mind: "But even if Dazai drives into the ditch, surely Odasaku can avoid it?"

Hatsusaki: "...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mom!

Oda Sakunosuke sat still and watched Dazai Osamu running around on the highway. Dazai Osamu was so relaxed and even wanted to step on the gas pedal again. Only Hatsaki huddled pitifully in the corner and watched Dazai Osamu drive the bumper car.

Osamu Dazai was very happy to speed the car. He glanced at the rearview mirror and saw the black and red dirt gradually climbing up the girl's neck. He blinked: "Oh my goodness."

Although the girl in the back seat is using a force capable of destroying an organization, it is so strange that no one can perceive the "danger", probably because the user has no intention of harming others at all.

In various senses, they are completely opposite individuals from the Central Plains.

The aggressiveness and explosiveness that Zhong Yuan Zhong also possesses, who is also a Huangba spit, seems to be completely absent in this girl.

If the Central Plains is also a hot and unreserved flame, then Hatsusaki is a calm lake without waves.

Dazai Osamu murmured in an almost inaudible voice: "'Huang Ba spit'..."

He stepped on the brakes, and his tone became cheerful: "It's here!"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the relieved girl: "Are you all right?"

"...It's okay, I'm still alive." She said weakly.

Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "It's good to be alive."

System: "... Isn't he really mocking you?"

"No," Hatsusaki recalled Oda's character design, pondered over his tone again, and suddenly became uncertain, "...Isn't it?"

The children were waiting in the small yard in front of the restaurant, and when they saw the car approaching, they surrounded them excitedly: "Odasaku! And Sister Asaki!"

Hatsusaki touched Hana Yi's head: "Be careful when you come out to play, it's very dangerous outside recently."

Hua Yi answered her in a low voice: "Everyone is very good, they have been waiting quietly."

"...Good boy," Hatsusaki said, "I bought new clothes for you, let's go upstairs together to see if you like them."

The children excitedly gestured at the clothes, and Hatsusaki handed over the money left after shopping for the clothes to Odasaku, and she explained shyly: "It's not a lot, but it should last for a few days, and I'll save it later Enough living expenses for you in one lump sum."

Oda Sakunosuke confiscated: "I can still afford it at this level, and I have bought so many clothes, it is enough."

"It's a different matter. Didn't Odasaku find a place to live?" Hatsusaki paused, "I have enough money, don't worry."

Osamu Dazai looked at the card in Hatsusaki's hand thoughtfully, and then he heard the sound of the locomotive: "... Tsk, is this the old father who dotes on his daughter?"

Obviously, today's task is definitely enough to hold up Zhongye Zhongye for a whole day——

Knowing that he's staying with Hatsusaki, so you don't feel at ease no matter what?

"... No matter how you look at it, this doesn't look like... ah." The words behind were hidden in the air, Dazai Osamu turned his head, squatted down and looked seriously at the little boy wearing the hat, and asked in a drawn out voice, "Does Kosuke know?"

Xingsuke looked up blankly: "What?"

"Drink more milk, otherwise you will be like the little dwarf who is about to enter the door. It is obviously a growth period but it only grows one centimeter a year!"

Kosuke: "... Huh?"

Nakahara just happened to push the door open. He put his hands in his pockets and looked at Hatsusaki: "I just finished the task, so I came to pick you up - Dazai, are you planning some bad idea again?!"

Osamu Dazai looked innocent: "No."

Then he leaned close to Xingsuke's ear, and said in a voice that Nakahara could hear: "Look, if you don't drink milk, you will be like him."

Xingsuke suddenly said: "Oh...!"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "... I've killed you, Osamu Dazai!!"

The author has something to say: Dazai: Watching a Drama.jpg

Future Dazai:...It is illegal to marry a brother :)

。感谢在2020-07-2400:10:54~2020-07-2517:40:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Qian Shanqiu 3;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of judy; 18 bottles of xiamu; 1 bottle of Zhiyu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!