Even Dazai can't think of it

The system put the fluorescent powder screen in front of her, but felt it was not enough, and even made two words in it bold——

The word "crying" is like a dog skin plaster, almost directly sticking to Hatsusaki's face, the master who wanted to cry was squatting in front of her and watching her tenderly, the intense shame almost drowned his heart.

Hatsusaki choked with sobs: "...Woo..."

Kunikida sensed something was wrong: "Hey Dazai—"

The girl in front of her seemed to have been turned on by some switch, she burst into tears like a dike: "Wuah——"

A concubine can't do it! !Why did the concubine cry for him! !

Hatsusaki choked up and pushed Dazai Osamu away to escape the detective agency, leaving everyone in the detective agency staring at each other in bewilderment.

Osamu Dazai quickly woke up and beat him up: "Kunikida! You scared the girl to tears!"

"Huh!??" Kunikida suffocated, "Whose fault is it!? It's obvious that you, a frivolous man, scare people!?"

Osamu Dazai looked innocent: "Hey, but he ran away crying after Kunikida you spoke."

Kunikida: "???? Blame me?!"

And Hatsusaki who ran downstairs wiped away her tears with a tissue that a kind-hearted man gave her, with a look of despair on her face: "You, what kind of wish do you have! Why are you like this!"

System pupil quake: "This is your wish!? Are you blaming me?"

Hatsusaki cried bitterly: "...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My head is full of pornographic waste!"

"Oh, I don't understand you humans," the system said very frankly, and he tried to persuade, "But there is nothing shameful about it! Isn't it just doi!"

Hatsusaki: "...Is this an ordinary doi!! Why am I crying for him! Ah! Where did I get the hardware!"

The system is very knowledgeable: "There are props!"

A few pictures flashed out on the fluorescent screen: "Look, which of these models do you like?...Eh, that's not right, it seems that I should ask him which one he likes?"

Hatsusaki: "... woo woo woo, I beg you, please shut up!!"

"Okay, let's not mention this," the system frowns, and the phone is stuck out of the mosaic, "but if you don't fulfill your wish, I will have no way to uninstall myself and send you back!"

"...Then what can I do!" Hatsusaki choked up, "Is it possible that I can still entrust the detective agency to tie up Dazai and let me—"

System: "...um...? Wait, it seems like something was put in your pocket?"

Hatsusaki subconsciously took out her pockets, her pupils quivered: "Osamu Dazai is a bitch! He even put a monitor on me! ——Huh?"

monitor?

Hatsusaki calmly recalled the conversation just now.In fact, they didn't say anything very excessive.

But, but, if Osamu Dazai heard it...

...What's the difference between this and her riding directly on Osamu Dazai's face and saying I'm going to cry you?

Hatsusaki's hands trembled slightly: "So, so did Osamu Dazai hear...?"

System: "... Generally speaking, the shielding program operates 24 hours a day, but your phone is too slow, so I don't know if it is running."

Hatsusaki: ...

What kind of social death scene is this riding a horse! ! !

The system hurriedly comforted her: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, what social death! When you go home, this is a group of paper people! Is Meng Nu guilty! Not guilty!"

"...I didn't see that you understood quite well," she choked up, "but I can't do it! I can't beat him!"

"...? Will you go up if you can beat it?" The system felt that it had found the trick!He struggled to move around, and projected the system mall, "Look at this! X medicine is a must-have for sleeping at home and traveling! I'll give you credit! Free post-event cleaning pills for a limited time! After the medicine is removed, I promise not to leave any evidence!"

The more he talked, the more vigorously he said: "Let Osamu Dazai eat this and you can do whatever you want! Stuffed xxoo!"

Hatsusaki: ...!But, damn it!There is actually a little heartbeat! !

The only remaining conscience made her reluctantly refuse: "I can't play with him! He will definitely find out if I drug it!" Then it will be the real execution scene, okay?

System: "...Could it be that we can only stay in Yokohama for the elderly?!"

The system was very sad and angry: "You don't even have a dime on you!"

Hatsusaki: "Who is to blame for this!?"

"...Forget it, until now, I can only cheat the card bug," the system said arrogantly, the phosphor screen in front of it turned into an orderly radial stripe, full of passionate swearing scene, "although according to the rules We only fulfill the wish you most want to realize in your heart, but I got stuck in a bug! You only need to fulfill the second wish you want to realize!"

Hatsusaki clenched her fists excitedly: "Is this still possible!? Hurry up! gkd!"

The phosphor screen began to tremble, and the system said seriously: "Let me export your second wish! Directly replace it on the screen...!"

Bold and enlarged black fonts appeared on the phosphor screen——

[Sleeping Nakahara Chuya! ! ]

There are two more exclamation points than the wish to cry Dazai Osamu, which shows the urgency of the mood.

system:"……"

Hatsusaki: "..."

One person, one system stared at each other in the void, relatively speechless.

The system calmly said, "No, one bug is a bug, and two bugs are also a bug. It's not bad to realize the third wish."

Hatsusaki looked at the screen, had a premonition, and felt ashamed.

as predicted--

The third one: "Ye Xiu fell asleep!"

Fourth: "Sleep with Hinata Xiangyang!"

Fifth: "Sleeping Mori Ogai!"

The atmosphere gradually became awkward, and the system tremblingly replaced the sixth wish.

"Sleep on the killing pill!"

system:"……"

He stared at the old man in his 50s and [-]s on the data card, and then at the big white-haired dog on the other data card. The internal data was messy: "Your taste..."

The system is very euphemistic: "It's quite special."

Hatsusaki: "..."

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The author has something to say: Who doesn't have 123456789 sleepy paper people?

Even so, Osamu Dazai is also the most special one!

感谢在2020-06-2313:08:01~2020-06-2414:08:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Zhongqing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!