Even Dazai can't think of it
Chapter 14
Taking advantage of the spare time after dinner, Hatsusaki touched the local forum with the help of the system.As Atsushi Nakajima said, the most popular topic on the forum is the "god that fulfills wishes". One or two out of every ten posts say that their wishes have been fulfilled, they have seen gods, but they have miraculously forgotten the appearance of gods.
There are at least seventy or eighty replies to this kind of post, discussing passionately about the origin of the god's appearance.
Hatsusaki: "...Fortunately, you have the function of fuzzy memory."
Otherwise, according to the frequency of her making wishes and the enthusiasm of the discussion, she would have fallen into the abyss of falling into the abyss by now!
The system said modestly: "It's just so-so."
But he was a little worried: "If the heat continues to expand, I'm afraid it will be troublesome later...!"
Hatsusaki looked at the top-ranked discussions on the forum, where should I build a shrine for the gods, and sighed deeply: "Anyway, they can't figure out what kind of god it is, or they will shift their attention after finding a god with a similar function. -"
……Um?
One person, one system stared dumbfounded at the post "Have you ever heard of Huang Ba spit God?" on the forum, Hatsusaki suddenly had a very bad premonition, she tremblingly clicked on the post.
Hatsusaki comforted herself: "Yes, it must be a coincidence...?"
The system also deceived itself and said: "It's impossible to happen by such a coincidence—"
One person, one system fell silent.
The content of the main building is just one sentence, "The god who fulfills the wish seems to be a god named Huangbatu."
system:"……"
Hatsusaki: "...that's unscientific!" There are 800 million gods, even if this person is confused, it's unbelievable to be fooled all of a sudden! ?
The same confusion was expressed scatteredly downstairs, but few people who laughed and believed believed it. Hatsusaki just let go of half of her hanging heart when she saw an approving reply in the post.
Hatsusaki: "...?"
One person can still say that he is confused, but two or three people reply like this, there must be something wrong!
"Could it be that these are all members of the detective agency?" Hatsusaki speculated in confusion, "No... the detective agency should only know that I am the protagonist in this urban legend...?"
Only the port mafia cadres and bosses should know that Shenming Huangba vomited this vest?After all, they were the only ones who saw the scene and made up the script!
She flipped through the post, her expression gradually froze.
"...The little brother who can divination said that the god who fulfills wishes is called Huangbatu," she read out the reply word by word, "Is it a god brother who likes to wear small skirts...?"
I love wearing skirts.
Huang Ba spits out his brother.
Hatsaki: "...Chuya, I'm sorry."
System: "It's okay, anyway, it's not the first time you've felt sorry for him."
Hatsusaki: ... qaq
She buried her head in the pillow and calmed down for 5 minutes, then stared at the words "little brother who can divination" in the reply: "No, I have to find this person and have a good chat. I think he can do it alone." Finish off the vest!"
It doesn't matter if you peel off the vest, the key is that he did it wrong!He picked Zhongya on the head of the Central Plains!Spread the news again, and everyone will know that Huangba Tushen is a master of women's clothing!Rounding up all the insiders will think that Zhongyuan Zhong also has a penchant for women's clothing!
Hatsusaki felt very suffocated.
Hatsusaki felt very uncomfortable.
However, it is very difficult to find a mouse that is good at hiding in such a big city. The automatic routing function can only help her find people and places when her wish is fulfilled, but cannot help her actively find people.
Hatsusaki, who was not familiar with Yokohama at all, couldn't help but panic: "What should I do!"
The system calmly comforted her: "Don't be afraid."
He paused for a moment: "I heard what Chuya Central Plains said just now. The port mafia should also be looking for it. I'll intrude into the inside and monitor it for you. As soon as they get any news, I'll notify you immediately."
"But the mobile phone's operating capacity is limited. I probably won't be able to deal with your news during this time. You have to be careful, don't open the door to strangers, and don't stay up too late."
Seeing that the system couldn't stop thinking about it, Hatsusaki held the phone and kissed: "I know! I'm already 20 years old, and I'm not a three-year-old kid."
The phosphor screen trembled in disapproval.
Hatsusaki had no choice but to say: "Don't worry, I won't go out until you come back, I'll wait for you at home."
The system was barely satisfied, the phosphor screen biu was turned off, and the phone screen went dark instantly. Hatsusaki lay on her back and whispered: "All?"
No one answered.
She turned over, curled up unconsciously, hugged the doll and closed her eyes.
There's no need to hurry up with the task, Hatsusaki slept until eleven o'clock in the noon, dawdled in bed for a while, and then got up to cook.
Hatsusaki habitually asked, "What's for lunch?"
There was silence in the air, and she took a moment to realize that the system was not here on a business trip.
It is also very strange to say that it takes 21 days to form a habit, but Hatsusaki and the system have only been together for a few days, not even half a month, and after the system left, Hsaki felt very uncomfortable.
Hatsusaki ate lunch alone, lay down on the sofa crookedly with the children's cheese stick that Chuya gave her, picked up her phone and continued to check the news on the forum.
Yesterday the system used some methods to suppress the thread discussing Huang Ba's vomiting, but today those people met and discussed in another thread.
Hatsaki stared at the words "brother in a skirt" and covered her eyes: "No, no, right now, Miss Chuya is all on my mind!"
There is one thing to say, the fanfic of Zhongye's women's clothing is really astringent!
The next second, the familiar complaint returned: "As soon as I came back, I saw the expression of 'new yellow waste has increased' on your face. Next time, I will bring you a ton of cleaning powder."
Hatsusaki's eyes brightened slightly, and she thought for a while: "One ton of cleansing powder may not be enough."
System: "...you're not just in your head, your whole body is yellow, right?"
Hatsaki: "...Not that much?"
"..." The system calmly changed the topic, "Forget it, the port mafia has already found someone to touch it, they acted too fast, my phone is stuck again, and I may have to reach the destination now, you hurry up!"
Hatsusaki clicked on the lottery box, took the Phantom Butterfly Experience Ticket from it and put it on the equipment. In the next second, she scattered into a butterfly and flew out through the window.
There is no automatic wayfinding, only relying on the prompts of the system to turn left and right, Hatsusaki flew so dizzy that she stopped in front of the door in a daze and turned into a human: "...I want to vomit..."
She hadn't slowed down for a while when she heard a familiar double voice of surprise coming from the front.
"Ah Saki?! Why did you come here suddenly?"
"This is really a coincidence."
Hatsusaki: "...??"
She looked up stiffly.
On the left is Nakahara Chuya with a surprised face and Mori Ogai behind him with no change in expression.
On the right, there is a smiling Dazai Osamu, a worried Nakajima Atsushi, and a wary Kunikida Doppo.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Her mind was blank, but the boy wearing a denim jacket across from her slapped her thigh fiercely: "I see!"
Everyone subconsciously turned their attention to the young man, but the young man didn't seem to realize it: "I just said how the Huang Ba Tu is a god who likes to wear skirts, so there are two Huang Ba Tu!"
Nakahara Chuya: "...wait a minute?" Did this guy say something terrible just now?
Hatsusaki: "..."
It's not her fault that the rumors spread like this!
...Shouldn't it be?
Osamu Dazai smiled very obviously and happily: "Puff hahaha——!"
"I've never seen two gods who share the same godhead!" Mysterious characters lit up in the boy's eyes: "Speaking of which, do gods also have marriage lines...?"
Different from the bright yellow "loyalty line" and blue "bond line" on Nakahara Nakaya, the red "marriage line" and the pink "love line" on the girl's body are entangled with each other...
this is normal phenomenon.
...But this is the first time for the young man to see the intertwined lines of marriage and love pointing to dozens of people at the same time - four of them were accused of being present! ——What are you trying to do?Open a harem to be an empress?
The young man looked along the red line with a strange expression, and he stared at the owner on the other side of the red line.
Former port mafia cadre Osamu Dazai.
Chuya Nakahara, the current port mafia cadre.
The current port mafia boss Mori Ogai.
Atsushi Nakajima is currently a member of the detective agency.
juvenile:"……"
Boy: "...No, you are indeed a god?"
The author has something to say: I went to ghs yesterday and there was no update, and today the double update is not available, this is the first update.
ghs is very happy, but after finishing it, I found that the Shura field seems to be unusable, so I am not happy at all!Whoooo!A full two thousand words of kisses!
Sigh, let me tell you guys first, I really am the kind whose mind is full of rubbish and can't be saved!Make a mental preparation for the Shura field that Kang Kang kissed quq
【"Don't avoid it." The pair of former partners said surprisingly consistent words. The orange-haired young man showed a different edge than usual. He raised his eyes and watched the black-haired young man walking slowly. The cobalt blue and There was the same dark and dangerous look in the iris-colored eyes.
"...I want to know the answer."
Hatsusaki let go of the fingers that were pinching the corner of the opponent's clothes in a daze. She was ignorant of the danger that was coming behind her, but she finally realized it.
——Central China is not a safe haven.
She sent herself to the mouth of another hungry beast. 】
There are at least seventy or eighty replies to this kind of post, discussing passionately about the origin of the god's appearance.
Hatsusaki: "...Fortunately, you have the function of fuzzy memory."
Otherwise, according to the frequency of her making wishes and the enthusiasm of the discussion, she would have fallen into the abyss of falling into the abyss by now!
The system said modestly: "It's just so-so."
But he was a little worried: "If the heat continues to expand, I'm afraid it will be troublesome later...!"
Hatsusaki looked at the top-ranked discussions on the forum, where should I build a shrine for the gods, and sighed deeply: "Anyway, they can't figure out what kind of god it is, or they will shift their attention after finding a god with a similar function. -"
……Um?
One person, one system stared dumbfounded at the post "Have you ever heard of Huang Ba spit God?" on the forum, Hatsusaki suddenly had a very bad premonition, she tremblingly clicked on the post.
Hatsusaki comforted herself: "Yes, it must be a coincidence...?"
The system also deceived itself and said: "It's impossible to happen by such a coincidence—"
One person, one system fell silent.
The content of the main building is just one sentence, "The god who fulfills the wish seems to be a god named Huangbatu."
system:"……"
Hatsusaki: "...that's unscientific!" There are 800 million gods, even if this person is confused, it's unbelievable to be fooled all of a sudden! ?
The same confusion was expressed scatteredly downstairs, but few people who laughed and believed believed it. Hatsusaki just let go of half of her hanging heart when she saw an approving reply in the post.
Hatsusaki: "...?"
One person can still say that he is confused, but two or three people reply like this, there must be something wrong!
"Could it be that these are all members of the detective agency?" Hatsusaki speculated in confusion, "No... the detective agency should only know that I am the protagonist in this urban legend...?"
Only the port mafia cadres and bosses should know that Shenming Huangba vomited this vest?After all, they were the only ones who saw the scene and made up the script!
She flipped through the post, her expression gradually froze.
"...The little brother who can divination said that the god who fulfills wishes is called Huangbatu," she read out the reply word by word, "Is it a god brother who likes to wear small skirts...?"
I love wearing skirts.
Huang Ba spits out his brother.
Hatsaki: "...Chuya, I'm sorry."
System: "It's okay, anyway, it's not the first time you've felt sorry for him."
Hatsusaki: ... qaq
She buried her head in the pillow and calmed down for 5 minutes, then stared at the words "little brother who can divination" in the reply: "No, I have to find this person and have a good chat. I think he can do it alone." Finish off the vest!"
It doesn't matter if you peel off the vest, the key is that he did it wrong!He picked Zhongya on the head of the Central Plains!Spread the news again, and everyone will know that Huangba Tushen is a master of women's clothing!Rounding up all the insiders will think that Zhongyuan Zhong also has a penchant for women's clothing!
Hatsusaki felt very suffocated.
Hatsusaki felt very uncomfortable.
However, it is very difficult to find a mouse that is good at hiding in such a big city. The automatic routing function can only help her find people and places when her wish is fulfilled, but cannot help her actively find people.
Hatsusaki, who was not familiar with Yokohama at all, couldn't help but panic: "What should I do!"
The system calmly comforted her: "Don't be afraid."
He paused for a moment: "I heard what Chuya Central Plains said just now. The port mafia should also be looking for it. I'll intrude into the inside and monitor it for you. As soon as they get any news, I'll notify you immediately."
"But the mobile phone's operating capacity is limited. I probably won't be able to deal with your news during this time. You have to be careful, don't open the door to strangers, and don't stay up too late."
Seeing that the system couldn't stop thinking about it, Hatsusaki held the phone and kissed: "I know! I'm already 20 years old, and I'm not a three-year-old kid."
The phosphor screen trembled in disapproval.
Hatsusaki had no choice but to say: "Don't worry, I won't go out until you come back, I'll wait for you at home."
The system was barely satisfied, the phosphor screen biu was turned off, and the phone screen went dark instantly. Hatsusaki lay on her back and whispered: "All?"
No one answered.
She turned over, curled up unconsciously, hugged the doll and closed her eyes.
There's no need to hurry up with the task, Hatsusaki slept until eleven o'clock in the noon, dawdled in bed for a while, and then got up to cook.
Hatsusaki habitually asked, "What's for lunch?"
There was silence in the air, and she took a moment to realize that the system was not here on a business trip.
It is also very strange to say that it takes 21 days to form a habit, but Hatsusaki and the system have only been together for a few days, not even half a month, and after the system left, Hsaki felt very uncomfortable.
Hatsusaki ate lunch alone, lay down on the sofa crookedly with the children's cheese stick that Chuya gave her, picked up her phone and continued to check the news on the forum.
Yesterday the system used some methods to suppress the thread discussing Huang Ba's vomiting, but today those people met and discussed in another thread.
Hatsaki stared at the words "brother in a skirt" and covered her eyes: "No, no, right now, Miss Chuya is all on my mind!"
There is one thing to say, the fanfic of Zhongye's women's clothing is really astringent!
The next second, the familiar complaint returned: "As soon as I came back, I saw the expression of 'new yellow waste has increased' on your face. Next time, I will bring you a ton of cleaning powder."
Hatsusaki's eyes brightened slightly, and she thought for a while: "One ton of cleansing powder may not be enough."
System: "...you're not just in your head, your whole body is yellow, right?"
Hatsaki: "...Not that much?"
"..." The system calmly changed the topic, "Forget it, the port mafia has already found someone to touch it, they acted too fast, my phone is stuck again, and I may have to reach the destination now, you hurry up!"
Hatsusaki clicked on the lottery box, took the Phantom Butterfly Experience Ticket from it and put it on the equipment. In the next second, she scattered into a butterfly and flew out through the window.
There is no automatic wayfinding, only relying on the prompts of the system to turn left and right, Hatsusaki flew so dizzy that she stopped in front of the door in a daze and turned into a human: "...I want to vomit..."
She hadn't slowed down for a while when she heard a familiar double voice of surprise coming from the front.
"Ah Saki?! Why did you come here suddenly?"
"This is really a coincidence."
Hatsusaki: "...??"
She looked up stiffly.
On the left is Nakahara Chuya with a surprised face and Mori Ogai behind him with no change in expression.
On the right, there is a smiling Dazai Osamu, a worried Nakajima Atsushi, and a wary Kunikida Doppo.
Hatsusaki: "..."
Her mind was blank, but the boy wearing a denim jacket across from her slapped her thigh fiercely: "I see!"
Everyone subconsciously turned their attention to the young man, but the young man didn't seem to realize it: "I just said how the Huang Ba Tu is a god who likes to wear skirts, so there are two Huang Ba Tu!"
Nakahara Chuya: "...wait a minute?" Did this guy say something terrible just now?
Hatsusaki: "..."
It's not her fault that the rumors spread like this!
...Shouldn't it be?
Osamu Dazai smiled very obviously and happily: "Puff hahaha——!"
"I've never seen two gods who share the same godhead!" Mysterious characters lit up in the boy's eyes: "Speaking of which, do gods also have marriage lines...?"
Different from the bright yellow "loyalty line" and blue "bond line" on Nakahara Nakaya, the red "marriage line" and the pink "love line" on the girl's body are entangled with each other...
this is normal phenomenon.
...But this is the first time for the young man to see the intertwined lines of marriage and love pointing to dozens of people at the same time - four of them were accused of being present! ——What are you trying to do?Open a harem to be an empress?
The young man looked along the red line with a strange expression, and he stared at the owner on the other side of the red line.
Former port mafia cadre Osamu Dazai.
Chuya Nakahara, the current port mafia cadre.
The current port mafia boss Mori Ogai.
Atsushi Nakajima is currently a member of the detective agency.
juvenile:"……"
Boy: "...No, you are indeed a god?"
The author has something to say: I went to ghs yesterday and there was no update, and today the double update is not available, this is the first update.
ghs is very happy, but after finishing it, I found that the Shura field seems to be unusable, so I am not happy at all!Whoooo!A full two thousand words of kisses!
Sigh, let me tell you guys first, I really am the kind whose mind is full of rubbish and can't be saved!Make a mental preparation for the Shura field that Kang Kang kissed quq
【"Don't avoid it." The pair of former partners said surprisingly consistent words. The orange-haired young man showed a different edge than usual. He raised his eyes and watched the black-haired young man walking slowly. The cobalt blue and There was the same dark and dangerous look in the iris-colored eyes.
"...I want to know the answer."
Hatsusaki let go of the fingers that were pinching the corner of the opponent's clothes in a daze. She was ignorant of the danger that was coming behind her, but she finally realized it.
——Central China is not a safe haven.
She sent herself to the mouth of another hungry beast. 】
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