Even Dazai can't think of it

The only thing in this world that can rival the horror of facing Ryunosuke Akutagawa alone is probably Nakahara Chuya who suddenly called to check on the post.

... No, the word Cha Gang cannot be used to describe it.

It's just that the newly appointed elder brother suddenly noticed that his younger sister, who was just a few days old, did not have a fixed residence as she said. Instead, she had always lived in a hotel under the port mafia.

Although it is said that the port mafia has always taken good care of its own business, Zhongyuan Zhong also knows that it is not safe for a girl to live alone in a hotel——

Moreover, when he was born, he was ignorant and raised by sheep children for a long time. Although Azaki was born in a different state from him...but she was still a little worried about what she said. Work.

...Could it have been tricked by someone?

So Nakahara Chu also worriedly dialed the phone he gave Hatsusaki before (by the way, he also spent half an hour teaching the newborn Hatsusaki how to use a smartphone).

Although the tone of his question was very gentle, Hatsusaki, who was already guilty, suddenly heard a sense of danger with a big knife hanging above her head.

Hatsusaki panicked: "...Ahhhhhh what should I do! Save my dog's life!!!"

The system said painfully: "It is possible to save, but the medical expenses are very high—and even if I hack into the system and go through the rental procedures for you and let you move in with your bags, it will take at least one afternoon!"

"Then, then I'll delay for an afternoon!" Hatsusaki's mind was spinning quickly, and she quickly said: "You can spend the balance as you like! Deal with him first!"

Taking a deep breath, Hatsusaki picked up the phone and pretended to be calm: "I stayed in the hotel just because I was moving a few days ago—"

--wrong!

Hatsusaki suddenly belatedly realized that there was a huge loophole in the reason she was looking for outside Mori Ou, her mind went blank for a moment, and she stammered to find a reason to change the topic: "Yes, that's right! The house was just opened Good! Do you want to come over to eat? Have a taste of my cooking skills... or something..."

Wait, can newborns cook?

…Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(ty(s) !

The person on the other side of the phone was silent for a long time, so long that Hatsusaki almost gave up on giving up the treatment, and she heard the young man's stiff and nervous voice from the other end: "I, I still have a few tasks today, around eight o'clock That's it."

Hatsusaki said in a daze, "Oh, oh, that... Shall I pick you up...?"

"No, just send me the address, and," Zhong Yuan Zhong also coughed, glanced to the side uncomfortably, and then pretended to be calm and nonchalant when he heard the girl on the other end of the phone humming suspiciously, "...Remember to call me brother."

Hatsusaki: "...Hey, can you hear me? The signal is bad, so I'll hang up first!"

System: "...Sometimes I'm really confused whether you're really a coward or a fake, and you actually dare to call Zhongyuan Zhongye!?"

Hatsusaki calmly said: "Total, this is lust, guts, bag, God!"

It's impossible to call her brother, but she is the woman who wants to sleep in Zhongya, Central Plains!Isn't it just a mess if you call it!Basic ethics must be distinguished!

System: "...you make it sound like you really have the guts to sleep with him!"

Hatsusaki: "I don't have the courage to sleep, but I have the courage to think, and he can't open my brain to see the xxoo [-]-character content inside!"

The system that has several programs in Hatsusaki's body couldn't bear to look directly: "I'm dirty, I can't clean it!"

Hatsusaki: "If you don't do anything, you won't get sick if you eat it—ahhh, I'll go to the supermarket to buy groceries later! Remember to rent me a house with a kitchen!"

System: "As long as your balance can last, you can have any house you want."

Hatsusaki: "..."

She stared at the balance number that kept jumping down, feeling as if her heart was being gouged out by a sharp knife.

...Wuuuuu Odasaku, wait for her!She will work overtime tomorrow to earn money to save you!

Hatsusaki hurriedly fulfilled the wish at hand, and then ran to a nearby supermarket.

"Although I have cooked at home, but..." She glanced at the container and said distressedly, "But I can't make him the home-cooked food of the flower grower! As for the neon..."

She searched for the tiny pictures in her memory: "In anime, I often eat fried hamburgers, fried meatballs, curry rice, etc..."

The system said: "Don't you know what Zhongyuan Zhongye likes to eat?"

Hatsusaki: "...After reading the complete works of Wen Ye, I remember that he likes to drink." But she can't just put red wine on the table!

"Boys don't hate eating meat anyway!" Hatsusaki walked to the meat aisle, "Then buy some steak... quick-frozen dumplings and fry them for pan-fried dumplings! Then buy some eggs to make thick egg yakiniku or omelet rice? He The amount of exercise is quite large, so it should be quite edible——!”

Immersed in thoughts, a hand was placed on the shoulder by surprise, and Hatsusaki's soul flew half away in shock. When she turned her head to see the person behind her, the other half also flew away in shock, leaving only one A pale shell.

Osamu Dazai blinked, and innocently withdrew his hand: "Oh, what should I do?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...Mr. Dazai obviously did it on purpose."

Osamu Dazai pinched his chin, his tone seemed to be very distressed, but his expression was leisurely: "Although I know that this child is afraid of me, but he is so afraid... Phew, come back to his senses—"

"...I, I'll do it!" Atsushi Nakajima said dryly, he carefully poked the pale girl, "That...Missaki?"

Hatsusaki's brain finally started to function normally, and she struggled to find her voice: "Ah, um... Next, good afternoon."

——Fortunately, people can't make a sound when they are frightened to the extreme!Otherwise, she couldn't imagine what she would shout in front of Osamu Dazai!

"Ah, good afternoon," Dazai Osamu greeted with a smile, "Are you shopping for dinner?...It's really rich."

"Well, a friend came to visit tonight—" friend, Nakahara Chuya.Hatsusaki was silent for a while, she took a careful look at Osamu Dazai, tried to pretend to be calm and changed the subject, "You... are also here to purchase?"

Hatsusaki swallowed the second half of the sentence "do you have a job?" Osamu Dazai shook his upright index finger: "No, no, no, it's work, right Atsushi?"

"Ah, um!" Atsushi Nakajima panicked for a moment, being watched by the suspicious girl, his eyes couldn't help drifting away, and the tips of his ears were also stained pink, "Well, has Ms. Saki heard of it recently?"

Hatsusaki was slightly stunned: "What did you hear?"

Atsushi Nakajima paused for a moment, and replied in a relaxed tone as much as possible: "It's an urban legend that has become very popular recently, the god who fulfills wishes."

Hatsusaki's heart skipped a beat when she heard the word "God", she had a bad feeling: "Very popular...?"

Osamu Dazai naturally inserted into the topic: "That's right, it's a very popular topic among students and working people, and many people say that their wishes have really been fulfilled, so in the end it was spread that 'realized' The god of wishes' such a legend."

Grass.

wish fulfillment.

gods.

...This is not talking about her! ?

Hatsaki forced herself to be calm and said: "Yes, I'm sorry, I haven't heard of it at all, so I may not be able to help you."

Osamu Dazai swayed from the side, blocking Hatsusaki's way of retreating: "No, no, I can help - because that god-sama..."

His smile didn't seem to change at all, but Hatsusaki's heart trembled: "It's right in front of us."

Atsushi Nakajima: "!!?? Tai, Mr. Dazai, didn't we come to ask?"

Osamu Dazai looked innocent: "But the answer is already obvious! Right?"

Hatsusaki: "..."

Hatsusaki gave up asking Dazai Osamu how he reasoned it out, anyway Dazai Osamu is omnipotent with the script.

The phrase "I'm not a god" choked in her throat. Thinking of the two members of the Port Mafia who misunderstood this deeply, she sighed deeply: "So, what can the detective agency do for me?"

Atsushi Nakajima reassured her in a panic: "It's nothing! It's just that this legend has become very popular recently, so the government has commissioned to find out the real body of the legend... Miss Saki's words are fine! Because Miss Saki just wants to help It’s just other people, right, right Mr. Dazai!”

Osamu Dazai smiled: "That's right."

- Strange.

The military police must be very interested in the easy-to-use and obedient superpower, although the girl in front of him and the military police seem to be people from two worlds.

Hatsusaki couldn't help but reflect: "Is what I have done recently enough to make the government notice me?!"

The system was also stunned. He dropped out the completed wish card and read it again, sighing: "I miscalculated. More than 1/3 of the owners of the previously completed wishes are from the Shang family. Wishes are fulfilled when you tell them, one or two are fine, if hundreds of people suddenly say that in a short period of time, it is indeed easy to arouse considerable discussion heat..."

One person, one system never thought about this at all. The system is a system that fulfills wishes, which is normal work for him, and Hatsusaki, as a wanderer in a foreign world, hasn't touched the neon local forum for a while. , Naturally, I don't know how hot this matter is.

Hatsusaki's original intention was not to cause everyone to discuss and watch, she said anxiously: "Am I causing trouble?...Do I need to pause for a while?"

Osamu Dazai said: "There is no need to be afraid, because the young lady just wants to help other people, right? But with this frequency, more organizations must notice you."

Atsushi Nakajima was a little nervous: "A criminal organization in Yokohama...! Ms. Saki, if necessary, you can seek protection from a detective agency!"

Hatsusaki: ...

She was only targeted by the largest black forces in Yokohama a few days ago, and she can't get nervous at all now.

Hatsusaki comforted him in turn: "It's okay, I will be more careful in the future! Besides this, is there anything else?"

Osamu Dazai said: "Besides, Miss's file may be submitted together with the report, is that okay?"

file? ...Ah, speaking of it, she has all said that she has a formal certificate here. She has been too busy these days, and she has forgotten about it.

Hatsusaki couldn't help but hesitate.

If this is a flower planter, you will have to hand over the file and so on. The father of the motherland will never cheat her to death, but this is a neon in a different world, and the government here...

Hatsusaki is not very trustworthy, and Fuminori also clearly said that there are high-level people using rare abilities to do evil.

But Hatsusaki didn't know how to express her resistance to the two people in front of her for a while, mainly because Osamu Dazai was here, she was almost exhausted just talking about ordinary things, and she really couldn't quq about bargaining.

The system said: "Don't be afraid, let them adjust."

Hatsaki: "Huh? But..."

System: "The port mafia doesn't know that you have a formal document. They have already arranged an identity for you. I will use some means to ensure that the detective agency calls out the forged identity file of the port mafia."

Hatsusaki: "...Why do I feel that this file is even more unreliable?"

But if she uses the forged documents of the port mafia, then even if there is an emergency, she still has the system to create this escape route, so Hatsusaki is half-hearted: "It's okay, is there anything else?"

She avoided staring at Osamu Dazai, picked up the shopping basket and whispered, "I'm going home to cook..."

His kite-colored eyes were thoughtful, and Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Yeah, it's all right."

Nakajima Atsushi smiled at her shyly: "Then we will leave first."

Osamu Dazai walked out with his head in his hands: "Ah Atsushi! I'll leave the report to you later! I just saw a nice tree branch~!"

Atsushi Nakajima's helpless voice came from afar; "Why did I do it alone!"

"Because——" Osamu Dazai turned his head and glanced at the girl who bent over to choose dishes, "The author's preference will also affect the reader's judgment to some extent?"

Atsushi Nakajima hesitated for a while: "Ah... I understand."

After buying the dishes for dinner, Hatsusaki bought seasonings such as oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, and carried a large bag of things and sighed: "Fortunately, there is a prop called Huangba spit... If you can't control gravity, so many things will be too much for you to eat." I can't bring it back at all!"

The system worried: "It's already five o'clock, is there time to prepare dinner for two?"

Hatsusaki said: "If Chuya really arrives at eight o'clock, it's totally in time!"

Coincidentally, the house rented by the system is not far from the Armed Detective Agency. Hatsusaki even met across the street with Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima who had just returned to the Detective Agency, and they waved at her .

Hatsusaki: "...In this position, I always feel that my life is at stake in the future."

And the detective agency and the port mafia are rivals!Wait a minute, Zhongyuan Zhong, the port mafia cadre, is coming here!

……never mind.

She was just a baby less than a week old, how could she know the grievances between the detective agency and the port mafia!She is so innocent!

Hatsusaki opened the door, and the interior decoration of the room unexpectedly met Hsaki's psychological expectations, without too many complicated ornaments, simple and refreshing.

Hatsusaki tidied up the kitchen briefly, looked at the time, it was almost six o'clock, she estimated the time, and started to process vegetables.

Zhongya's direct subordinates obviously felt that the boss's work speed was significantly accelerated today. A task that Zhongya originally planned to personally supervise was handed over to him after hesitation.

Because Nakahara Chuya usually doesn’t have any airs, his subordinates looked at the stunned boss while sorting out the documents and asked curiously, “Is there anything important for Mr. Chuya today?”

"Ah? Well, that's right." Zhong Yuanzhong also pinched his cuff buttons, hesitated for a while, "I remember you have a younger sister?"

The subordinate was stunned: "Yes, I have already entered university this year, and I look so..." He swallowed the last few words, and gestured dryly for his height.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't mind, he hesitated and asked, "When you usually see your sister, what gifts do you bring?"

Subordinate: "...Huh?"

Chuya-sama doesn't seem to have a younger sister...?The subordinate was a little uncertain and thought: "In normal times, just bring some snacks and the like, and if you are a child, just bring some plush toys?"

...Speaking of which, although Saki looks like she is about 20 years old, she was born only a few days ago...

Then buy both.Zhongyuan Zhong also decided.

Atsushi Nakajima quickly wrote the complete report and handed it over to Kunikida. Kunikida read it at a glance: "That girl is really a god who fulfills wishes in legend... so what is her ability?"

Atsushi Nakajima woke up like a dream: "...! Ah, I forgot to ask this!"

Osamu Dazai supported his head, and swipe his fingers across the screen of the phone: "I'm not sure about this, maybe it's hard to answer even if I ask her."

Kunikida: "Huh? How do you say that?"

Osamu Dazai handed over the mobile phone: "Although the information on the forum is true or false, if it is an ordinary person with supernatural powers, given the large-scale witnessing information, most people should speak highly of the supernatural power information they have witnessed. similar."

"Although the statements of the parties involved do overlap a lot, but..." Dazai Osamu supported his head and said, "No matter how you think about it, the statements of these people do not seem to be a supernatural power."

Even if gravity can be disguised as other abilities to induce witnesses, but the ability to heal cannot be disguised by gravity, right?

"Multiple powers?" Kunikida frowned, "Kenji, has her information been retrieved?"

Miyazaki Kenji handed over a thin A4 paper: "Well! It's all here!"

"Let me see, let me see!" Osamu Dazai leaned over with great interest, "The name is... eh, Saki Nakahara?"

This surname gave him some bad premonition, Dazai continued to look down.

"The column for family members says..."

——Brother: Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"..." Osamu Dazai screamed, "Ah, my eyes are dirty!"

The author has something to say: Zhongye, Zhongye!You are so anxious to identify your brother, what are you going to do in the future to chase after him! ?

...But he was also Dazai's brother-in-law if he lost, so it seems like he didn't lose!

。感谢在2020-07-0723:09:48~2020-07-0823:49:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Su Xun 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of night dream of heaven;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!