The nemesis in a skirt is suddenly sweet

You Xia sat on the plane, wearing a hat and wanted to sleep for a while, the sunlight outside the window fell on his hands through the glass, it was so warm, he asked him to take off his hat, and turned his head to the window, the white clouds were rolling, the morning light was bright, and he was reluctant to sleep again.

I don't know if it's the warmth from the sun or because I thought of something, my face was flushed and moist, and there was a faint smile on the corner of my mouth.

Before Xun Jing opened the file folder, he even thought that You Xiaoba might want to be nasty, and wrote him a long love letter, so he was too embarrassed to write it to him in person. Thinking of this, Xing Jing's adrenaline soared, and his heart skipped a beat , and the blood became hot.

I opened it anxiously, but what I saw was densely packed video files, all with names.

Bully Talks Mathematics·Functions Why do you abuse me like this.mp4

Baba talks about physics·about force Our school is the leader of the subject.mp4

Bully speaks English How can you coax your man interestingly without learning multiple languages.mp4

……

Xun Jing's pupils were slightly dilated, and he put his hand on the mouse with a trembling hand, and clicked on the first video to enter.

The picture shakes a little, and after leaving the camera, You Xia somehow fixes his hand to a higher place on the table, just in time to pat You Xia sitting in front of the table and the book in front of him.

You Xia glanced at the camera at first, feeling embarrassed and shy that couldn't be concealed.

"Ahem, the school emperor's Baba small lecture hall has started. I am a school bully and a school bully. Not only have I made a lot of achievements in fighting, but I also have a lot of experience in learning, so today I will give the school emperor a private small class. very qualified."

Probably to ease the tension and enliven the atmosphere, he used the sound of "di" at the end, and he deliberately dragged on, looking like an old pedant, and the old god is there, Jing Jing looked at it and smiled, his eyes were wet .

"Today Baba is analyzing a big math problem. Come on, show it to our school master." He picked up a math paper and moved it to the camera. After reading the first sentence of the question, I couldn't help opening my mouth slightly, and made a slight inhalation sound.

This is the city test paper he has done before, and it is not easy. He once complained to You Xia a little, and also hinted that the questions in the air city are really not difficult, and he still has to study hard and can't take it lightly.

You Xia snorted, and said she knew it nonchalantly.

Xun Jing didn't take it seriously anymore, the problem was not simple, but he couldn't do it without his research, but he never thought that You Xia would shoot a video to give him a lecture on the problem.

And how he got these rolls, You Xia never said.

Xun Jing quickly clicked on the next one, which was still the dormitory. When You Xia hadn’t spoken, the screen was very quiet. Zhen’an’s dormitory building didn’t turn off the lights for a long time, so it’s impossible to record a video without any noise.

Needless to say, it’s already past midnight, but You Xia in the picture is quite energetic, maybe he’s acquainted with each other once and twice, his eyes won’t dodge when looking at the camera, and he’s a little less embarrassed, but he can’t help pinching his curls The small movements of the corner of the paper still revealed his shyness.

But the little shy school bully opened his mouth, but he was an old school bully: "Today, the school bully is going to explain the force in physics to our school emperor. How can this thing be difficult for our brother Jing? In terms of how to use force, there are still people who can do it." Is our Jing brother here to be king and big? Who thinks it can, stand up and see that our school emperor beats people to the ground without any effort, isn't it, Brother Li."

He twitched his chin, and he was arrogant and proud of the scene he didn't know.

Xun Jing looked at the computer, couldn't stop laughing, nodded all the time, and slandered: "Yes... Brother Huanli, laugh at me, we are the ones who want to go to the Tutu family..."

After watching him finish his lecture, Jing Jing clicked on the next video. As soon as the picture appeared, Jing Jing almost jumped up from the stool. In the picture, there were two handsome foreign men, appearing naked|naked in an indescribable pose, full of passion Humming made an indescribable sound.

Xun Jing turned his head suddenly, and was relieved when he saw that the bedroom door was locked.

Turning back to look at the computer, I finally sat down to watch it with peace of mind. When the screen turned, You Xia was sitting in front of the table, squinting her eyes and asked, "Do you still want to watch it?"

Yu Jing: ... Absolutely not!

"Hehe!" You Xia seemed to have guessed what he was going to say: "I tell you, there are mosaics, even if you want to see them!"

Ji Jing: "..."

Although he is a natural crook, he has never been interested in these naked|naked films, after all, he is not interested in the people in them.

Unexpectedly, his boyfriend would send these, so he just read the beginning, wondering if he was implying that he was studying technology or that You Xia especially liked this pose, but in the end...he looked lonely.

You Xia taught seriously: "Actually, Youbaba wanted to test you in this video, how about you? What did our school emperor students learn from this video?"

Scene: "...Excuseme?"

You Xia narrowed his eyes: "Are you just looking at white things?"

Jing Jing: "Brother Xia, to be honest, I just want to see if the door is locked!" After all, it's in the dormitory, so I'm afraid it will break the law with the children!

You Xia: "However, I don't think the school emperor will read it. He has better ones."

Thumbs up: You are right.

"Then play it again, and listen to what they said." After You Xia finished speaking, the screen changed, and it was that video again. As soon as the person came out, Jing had already closed his eyes, knowing that his man was not It is implied that what he is learning is a listening comprehension, so there is no need to read it.

Besides, looking at this thing will not arouse any desire in him, it will only make him feel vicious and even more angry, he gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, thinking that You Xia might have watched it...

Forget it, I'll settle the score with him tonight!

He closed his eyes and listened carefully to this passage.

The video was just over ten seconds long, and there were not many new words, and it was not too difficult for him to listen, so after the video ended, his eyes were full of smiles.

It turned out to be a poem...

I'd like to live with You

Ina□□alltown, (I want to live with you in a certain town)

Wherethere eeternaltwilights

Andeternalbells. (Drink together the endless evening and the endless bells.)

Andintheonewindow—(Looking from our only window,)

Snow, snow, snow. (It's all snow, snow, snow.)

You would lie—thus I love You: idle, Indifferent, carefree. (You lie in my favorite position: lazy, indifferent, and even a little indifferent.)

In such a discordant scene, You Xia sent a poem about their future through class.

Even though I know that the imagination in the original poem is sad, but the people in the video seem to choose the poem to fit the atmosphere, and they recite the poem while exercising affectionately.

I don't know if the poet will be hemorrhaged by these two foreign men, but this poem is just in line with their expectations...

The picture returned to You Xia, but this time he did not stare directly at the camera, his long eyelashes drooped slightly, and his eyes slid down to look down. Although he couldn't see his eyes, the corners of his mouth were upturned to confirm that he must be smiling shyly .

You Xia explained: "Foreigners are not good at playing, while reading love poems, this task...you definitely can't do it, but if you change the language, you...you can't do it, so it is very important to learn English well! otherwise……"

He raised his head and blinked his eyelashes at him, charming but more provocative: "Can you do this?"

Xun Jing spat blood, it's too cruel to provoke him like this!He complained countless times that he disliked the boring learning of English, but he didn't expect You Xia to arouse his love for English in this way.

Xu Jing only felt that his heart was on fire, learn!Must learn English well!

What kind of sassy words and love poems... can be uttered provocatively through English in a harmonious time.

Tsk tsk, it's all done, how can You Xia despise his skills in the future? !

Seeing the names of each video, Jing Jing could probably guess what topic You Xia was going to tell him in it, but before he clicked on it, he couldn't be sure what surprise each video would bring him.

Because even though he knew the content, the way Youbaba lectured was always surprising.

Humorous, witty, coquettish, pitiful, seductive...

In order to give him a lecture, You Xia's creativity is amazing, and it also allows him to see many sides of You Xia that he has never seen before. One second, he may ask you if you understand, and the next second he will be able to see Say yes coldly, class is over, if you don’t understand, it is recommended to watch it repeatedly, study frame by frame, memorize by taking notes, okay, class is over.

Then when the screen went black, only his own handsome face with a smirk was reflected.

Tie watched the mouse and slid down. From the day he left to now, there is almost one video every day.

Studying during the day, waiting for a video with him at night, telling him to eat, lunch, and go to bed early, after that... I worked hard to find the roll paper, and then I secretly took out my mobile phone, shy and stubbornly insisted on recording a video for him.

Xun Jing's eyes stayed on the last video for a moment, he lowered his head and covered his face, and couldn't lift it up for a long time.

Seeing the incoming call at night, You Xia paused her fingers.

When I got off the plane and reported to Xingjing that I was safe, I was quite calm over there, the video... I probably haven't watched it yet.

Thinking of this, You Xia heaved a sigh of relief, and felt a little bit hard to hide, so he clicked on the connection.

The face of Jing Jing appeared in the screen, and You Xia was about to speak with a smile, but the face on the other side was serious and serious: "Did you make the mosaic?"

"Ah?" You Xia paused for a moment, and after realizing it later, she hid her eyes, never expecting his first sentence to be like this, for some reason, she suddenly felt guilty, "No, it's not... "

"It's better not! If you dare to look at me..."

"That person's skills are not as good as mine, what are you looking at?!" You Xia asked disdainfully.

Jing Jing choked, fearing that he would express his emotions about his skills (to be verified but no chance) and talents that he had nowhere to display, so he could only soften his tone, "Well, it's fine if you don't look at it, and I'm not sure."

Jing Jing became serious again: "Remember! You are not allowed to look at the mosaic in the future!"

You Xia: "..."

He sighed: "After watching so many videos, do you think the problem is here?"

Lu Jing was silent for a while, then opened his mouth again, his voice was low, with jerky tenderness, because it was too gentle, it seemed that he was afraid of scaring the other party, and he was very serious:

"WhenIfeelthirsty, (When I feel thirsty)

Ikissthetenderyoungmanandstopthirstyatonce.

Isaid: Father Zeus I have kissed Antioch, (I said: Father Zeus, I have kissed Antioch)

the most beautiful young man in the world, (the most beautiful young man in the world,)

soIdrankthesweetestnectar. (So I drank the sweetest nectar)"

In this dark night, the warm and warm voice gradually wrapped around You Xia's ears like gentle water, beside his ears was his magnetic voice, as if it was mixed with the fragrance of roses, it was deep and charming, and Like a brushed feather, when people feel itchy and unbearable, they are comforted and enriched, giving them a sense of security.

He said: "Youbaba, my personal teacher, do you still like this English poem?"

Jing Xiao: "It's been a long time since I picked it. If you had told me earlier, maybe we could have used it last night."

"But it's not too late. See you next time, and I will recite it to you in the way you like."

"Whoever it is, you are my Antioch, my nectar."

The author has something to say: first-hand "I want to live with you in a certain town" Tsvetaeva

The second excerpt from the Palatine

None of them are serious people, and they clearly recite poems to confess their love, and they still have to be in some civilized places.

【small theater】

School Emperor: My carefully selected porn|love poems!

School bully: Praise the beautiful boy?

School Emperor: Praise to you

The school bully patted him: Come on, Xiuer, do it

School Emperor: My skills are saved!

After a few rounds:

School bully: Can I say that I am really teaching you English?

The school emperor pressed back again: don't explain