After I came back from the world of self-cultivation, I became popular

In the auditorium, many fans were terrified by Qiu Lin's scream.

"Damn, it really scared me to death!"

"Really, Shen Qiumian and Ye Fuyun were so calm just now, I almost forgot that they couldn't see what was in the box."

"Imagine an octopus suddenly wrapped around my wrist. Although it's not real, it's terrifying!"

On the stage, Qiu Lin had already withdrawn his hand immediately, and at the same time, because he was too anxious to withdraw, his wrist bumped against the circular hole a few times, and soon there were traces of swelling on his wrist , but these are only small things.

Qiu Lin stood on the stage, holding the box in front of him, and refused to put his hands in it.

"Qiu Lin?" Peng Yunzhang looked at him strangely, "What's wrong with you?"

"No...I..." Qiu Lin looked embarrassed, not knowing how to explain it.

Now Qiu Lin didn't even dare to move.

He could feel a warm liquid spreading down his leg and spreading again.

Although when joking, many people would say that they were scared to pee, but Qiu Lin never imagined that one day he would make such a big embarrassment on stage!

No, absolutely must not let others know!

But... Qiu Lin gritted his teeth desperately, the muscles in his cheeks trembled unconsciously, he couldn't stand here forever!

Moreover, Peng Yunzhang would not allow himself to stay still!

"Qiu Lin?" Peng Yunzhang couldn't help but stepped forward, "Is there something uncomfortable?"

Everyone on the stage and in the auditorium looked at Qiu Lin, waiting for his answer.

Qiu Lin tried his best to restrain the expression on his face, but unfortunately, the huge sense of shame and humiliation had made his face a bit ferocious.

"Teacher Peng, I...I think I need to take a break for a while." Qiu Lin tried his best to restrain himself. He felt that the eyes of countless people were like knives, tearing his skin fiercely.

But in fact, apart from Qiu Lin himself, no one else knew that he was really scared to pee his pants.

Because Peng Yunzhang was relatively close, he smelled a strange smell, and his eyes moved slightly, but he quickly calmed down, and called Qiu Lin's assistant to come up, and helped Qiu Lin get off the stage to change clothes.

At the same time, Peng Yunzhang also briefly explained the situation to the audience, please be tolerant.

And the little fan next to Zhong Hanyan saw his idol being frightened like that, and couldn't help complaining, "The program team is too much! Why did you put such a scary thing! I don't know if Linlin will leave anything behind. Psychological shadow."

Zhong Hanyan rolled her eyes at the side. If it wasn't that she couldn't change seats, she must stay away from this little fan. She will always be double-standard, and she will always feel sorry for her idol. She doesn't even think about it. The challenge is accepted by everyone. And in the box that Shen Qiumian and Ye Fuyun challenged, those simulated animals are even more terrifying, okay?

However, Zhong Hanyan couldn't help but frowned seeing Qiu Lin walking towards the backstage, keeping his little assistant in front of him. Isn't this too close?

However, for Qiu Lin, he didn't dare to be too far away, otherwise the traces of wetness on his chest would be clearly seen by everyone!

Xu Zilu looked at Qiu Lin and the little assistant who were almost going to stick together face to face, and they were also physically uncomfortable, "Even if you are not feeling well, just support yourself with your arms?"

Shen Qiumian knew the reason. It can be said that the moment Qiu Lin was scared to urinate, he knew that sometimes, being too sensitive to smell is a bad thing.

Although Qiu Lin only sprinkled a few drops on the stage, the pungent smell was enough for Shen Qiumian to bear.

It's just that Shen Qiumian still knew how to conceal it secretly, setting up a barrier around his nose to isolate the smell, but Ye Fuyun beside him was much more straightforward, directly covering his nose with his palm.

"Fuyun, why are you covering your nose?" Xu Zilu asked casually after seeing it, and at the same time sniffed carefully, and then, not very embarrassed, said, "Yes...is the perfume on my body too strong?"

"No." Ye Fuyun shook her head, and was about to speak, but Shen Qiumian covered her mouth.

"Shut up." Shen Qiumian looked at Ye Fuyun seriously, "Be careful that evil comes out of your mouth."

Ye Fuyun blinked her eyes, not understanding what Shen Qiumian meant.

Xu Zilu turned his eyes between the two, picked up the chair and rubbed against Shen Qiumian, "Hey? What's the matter with you? Tell me, too?"

Perhaps after several cooperations, Xu Zilu has classified Shen Qiumian as an acquaintance, and even got acquainted with Ye Fuyun a lot. Shen Qiumian looked at Xu Zilu, who was obviously much more lively than before, and was a little uncertain. Do you want to tell the other party what happened just now?

Ye Fuyun broke off Shen Qiumian's hand, "Do you really want to know?"

"Of course!" Xu Zilu lowered his voice, "So...what's going on?"

As soon as this question was asked, not only Xu Zilu, but other guests also pricked up their ears. In fact, several people also had guesses in their hearts, but they didn't say it out.

"Because there is an unpleasant smell on the stage." With Shen Qiumian staring at him, Ye Fuyun's voice was deliberately lowered, "It smells like the toilet."

"Hiss—" Xu Zilu's eyes widened, and he immediately covered his mouth after realizing it.

OMG!

This!

So, was Qiu Lin really scared to pee just now? !

Although Xu Zilu didn't say it, those words were clearly written in those big shining eyes.

Shen Qiumian nodded helplessly, and at the same time warned, "Just know, you will know what to do later."

"I understand, I understand!" Xu Zilu immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Although she really wanted to laugh, this kind of thing is really embarrassing. Xu Zilu needs to straighten up and tidy up her wrinkled skirt. Out of humanitarianism, she will not go around to publicize

***

In the clothing room, Qiu Lin sat on a chair, put his hands on his forehead, and remained motionless.

The little assistant stood outside the door, guarding the door dutifully, not letting anyone else in.

Of course she knew what happened just now, but she didn't dare to say a word.

Raising her left hand to check the time, the time given by Peng Yunzhang was up, but she didn't dare to knock on the door.

The little assistant's hands were mixed together, squeezed vigorously, and silently made a gesture of cheering, and finally raised her hand, but when she was still a millimeter away from the door, she raised her hand and put it down again.

To be honest, she was really a little afraid of Qiu Lin.

But the time has exceeded 1 minute, if you don't call him out as soon as possible, will Teacher Peng Yunzhang be angry?

When the little assistant was tangled and scared, the door was suddenly opened, and Qiu Lin who had already changed his clothes appeared at the door.

Seeing Qiu Lin, the little assistant couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and at the same time couldn't help but glance at Qiu Lin's crotch from the corner of his eye.

"Snapped!"

The next moment, a loud slap fell on the little assistant's face.

Qiu Lin remembered with a voice of hatred, "Take care of your eyes."

The little assistant covered her face and tried to defend herself with tears in her eyes, "I...I... didn't..." But after seeing Shang Qiu Lin's terrified eyes, the little assistant quickly lowered his head, "I will... ...Yes. Qiu... Brother Qiu, time... time is up."

Qiu Lin glanced at his watch, "I'm already 2 minutes late, why didn't you call me just now?"

Of course it was because of fear!

The little assistant shouted in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it at all. He could only say submissively, "I'm sorry... I... I forgot the time."

"Misremember again." Qiu Lin said evilly, "Just pack up and leave!"

After speaking, without waiting for the little assistant to speak, he strode towards the front desk.

The little assistant immediately wiped away the tears from his eyes, and hurriedly followed.

***

While Qiu Lin was changing clothes, Peng Yunzhang also asked the staff to clean up and scrub the stage again.

Although Qiu Lin was a few minutes late, Peng Yunzhang didn't get angry because of it, he even felt a little sympathetic to Qiu Linlai, you know, their "Thriller Challenge" has also run a good season, and they were scared to scream and cry There are quite a few people, both men and women, but this is the first time that they are directly scared to pee.

Seeing Qiu Lin walking on the stage, Peng Yunzhang immediately said very considerately, "Qiu Lin, if you are really uncomfortable, don't hold on, just let Zilu come."

Beside him, Xu Zilu had already stood up and looked at Qiu Lin worriedly.

But in Qiu Lin's view, she was just pretending!

And Shen Qiumian!Ye Fuyun!

Everyone else on stage!

They must all be laughing at me!Laugh at my cowardice!Laugh at me for not being able to hold back my urine!

Qiu Lin clenched his fists fiercely, and his short nails even showed bluish and white marks on his palms.

But Qiu Lin must swallow all the shame in his stomach, at least, he must not attack it here!

He forced a smile on his face, "I'm fine, Mr. Peng, let me do it, how can I let the beautiful lady touch that strange thing?"

Xu Zilu looked at Qiu Lin strangely, and after thinking about it, she still didn't open her mouth. Probably being scared to piss was already exciting enough, and she didn't intend to add salt to his wounds, so she took a step back to make room for Qiu Lin.

Qiu Lin took a deep breath, finally raised his hand, quickly reached in, and at the same time viciously grabbed the simulated animal inside!

Perhaps it was because the courage summoned up by the shame had a special effect, Qiu Lin touched the things in the box with a grim expression, "It's an octopus! Or a squid!"

"That's right!" Peng Yunzhang immediately applauded.

Thinking about the creamy touch of octopus or squid, Xu Zilu couldn't help shivering, and even hid behind Peng Yunzhang.

Then, the game went on smoothly, and Qiu Lin called out several more——

"Butterfly!"

"Caterpillar!"

When it was time for Xu Zilu, she went to ask Shen Qiumian for an encouraging hug, and the fans present couldn't help screaming, wishing they could replace her!

***

By the time the program finished recording, it was almost twelve o'clock.

After saying goodbye to Xu Zilu and the others, Shen Qiumian gave Ye Fuyun a few more words and sent him to Cao Xi's car.

"Qiu Mian." Cao Xi lowered the car window and asked in confusion, "Why don't you come up?"

"I'll take a taxi to the set later." Shen Qiumian said.

"Crew?" Cao Xi was even more confused, "Which crew? You haven't been filming recently?"

Shen Qiumian was startled, he had forgotten that Cao Xi didn't even know about his cameo appearance in "Heart Disease" as a black cat!

How can this be explained?

Just when Shen Qiumian was flustered, a hand was put on his shoulder suddenly, and the sound of breathing rang in his ears, "Of course Mianmian is going to find me on the set."

"Brother Meng!" Shen Qiumian turned around and said pleasantly, "Why are you here?"

Meng Shenwen kissed him on the cheek, and said softly, "The filming ended early today, so I'm here to pick you up."

But in fact, the crew of "Heart Disease" just stopped work.

Meng Shenwen couldn't wait, so he rushed to the recording venue directly with his spells, and even... he was still wearing a costume.

But in "Heart Disease", Meng Shenwen was dressed in modern attire most of the time, so he didn't show much attention at this time.

"I said! You are enough!" Cao Xi couldn't help but slapped the car door hard, "Hurry up and get in the car! What if I was caught outside!"

This parking lot is not safe!

Meng Shenwen obediently pushed Shen Qiumian into the back seat of the car. After the car door was closed, Meng Shenwen couldn't help but press Shen Qiumian on the seat, and the two kissed a lingering kiss.

Cao Xi propped his elbows on the steering wheel, he couldn't see it!

From the corner of the eye, I saw Ye Fuyun looking back curiously, and immediately pushed him, "Don't look! What's so interesting!"

"I'm just curious." Ye Fuyun turned around, "Isn't it disgusting to eat each other's saliva?" Cao Xi: ...

Shen Qiumian in the back row choked on this sentence, pushed Meng Shenwen away, and coughed violently!

Meng Shenwen gave Ye Fuyun a dissatisfied look, and said tit for tat, "Isn't farmyard manure even more disgusting?"

Ye Fuyun stopped talking, and couldn't help covering his nose again. He remembered the few drops on the stage again.

Cao Xi listened in confusion, "What's wrong with the farmyard manure?"

Ye Fuyun snapped back Cao Xi's head, "It's nothing."

Seeing that they refused to say anything, Cao Xi didn't force it, but said, "Qiu Mian, your Weibo interaction is too little, just now, let me find a better place and take more photos for you." You can post a selfie of yourself."

Shen Qiumian nodded, "I listen to Brother Cao."

"You, Fuyun, too." Cao Xi looked at Ye Fuyun again, and after looking at it for a while, she still couldn't help but said, "I always think it's weird for you to wear modern clothes. I'll buy some Hanfu for you to try later."

"Okay." Ye Fuyun said indifferently, "But you want to play chess with me."

Cao Xi: ...

***

In the early morning of that day, Shen Qiumian updated a Weibo with a selfie.

[I rely on?Am I dazzled?The monthly update blogger actually updated nine pictures at once! 】

[It's just after twelve o'clock, is Qiuqiu still staying up late? 】

[Woooooo, luckily I haven't slept yet, otherwise I would have missed it! 】

[Wow, Qiuqiu took this selfie, thanks to her good looks, otherwise she would just shoot her nostrils directly, tsk tsk tsk. 】

[Hahaha, how should I put it, Qiuqiu is so delicate even in her nostrils! 】

[? ? ? ?delicate?Are you a devil? 】

Perhaps this comment was too devilish, and it didn't take long for it to become a hot search.

The netizens who clicked in were either hahaha or attracted by Shen Qiumian's beauty that could not be ignored from the angle of death.

Until Meng Shenwen forwarded that comment——

@Meng Shenwen

It's really pretty. //@秋秋宝贝When will you see me: Hahaha, how should I put it, Qiuqiu is so delicate in her nostrils! //@沉秋志：……

[Damn it, I was actually turned over by the male god! 】

[I envy my sisters, take a moment of happiness! 】

[No, sister, why are you so fat!Isn't Qiuqiu your little baby? 】

[Hahaha, Qiuqiu is clearly Brother Meng's baby hahaha! 】

[Fuck, I like this! 】

After posting Weibo, Meng Shenwen took the phone away from Shen Qiumian's hand, "Are you tired today?"

"It's okay." Shen Qiumian said with a smile, "Brother Meng, you know, I'm not an ordinary person, no matter how tired I am, how can I be so tired?"

"But I still feel distressed." Meng Shenwen pushed Shen Qiumian down on the big bed, "Don't move around, I'll give you a massage."

"Massage?" Shen Qiumian turned her head and supported her head with her left hand, "Brother Meng, when did you learn this?"

"I just learned it today." Meng Shenwen lifted up Shen Qiumian's clothes, revealing his smooth and delicate back, "I promise, it will be very comfortable."

Shen Qiumian: "...What you said sounds very wrong."

"Oh?" Meng Shenwen had already pressed his hands covered with essential oils to the acupuncture points on Shen Qiumian's back, "Why is something wrong?"

"I went to ask someone for advice."

"Who are you looking for?"

"That old tortoise." Meng Shenwen slowly pushed and held Shen Qiumian in a professional manner.

Shen Qiumian closed her eyes comfortably, "You always call him an old turtle, won't he be angry?"

"You call me Lao Meng, and I won't be angry." Meng Shenwen said with a light smile, "So for the old turtle, there is no difference."

"Then does he have a name?" Shen Qiumian still felt that calling the other party's name was enough respect.

"His name is..." In the middle of speaking, Meng Shenwen suddenly got stuck.

"Brother Meng?" Shen Qiumian turned her head in doubt.

Meng Shenwen laughed awkwardly, "I forgot his name, let's talk about it when I see the old turtle later."

Shen Qiumian: ...

This is really...

But soon Shen Qiumian was in no mood to think about other things.

Meng Shenwen's massaging hands were getting lower and lower. When he was trying to open his trousers, Shen Qiumian couldn't help but grabbed the cuff of his trousers, "Brother Meng, you still have to shoot tomorrow!"

and!The role is still very important!

In "Heart Disease", Meng Shenwen is the absolute leading role.

Meng Shenwen lowered his head and kissed Shen Qiumian's hand. After the kiss, he stretched out his tongue and licked it lightly. The wet feeling made Shen Qiumian tremble, and his hand subconsciously let go.

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Meng Shenwen ripped off the other party's trousers and underwear!

***

And when the two were making a fuss, the sharp-eyed fans on Weibo had already discovered something wrong with those photos.

[Although he was alone in Qiuqiu's photo, judging from the shadow cast by the street lamp, there was another person beside him at that time! 】

[I analyzed and calculated the ratio of the shadow to the height of the body according to the formula. The height of the person next to Qiuqiu is at least 1.8 meters five! 】

[Fuck, boss is awesome, can you figure this out? 】

【So, get rid of Cao Xi first!Cao Xi is only 1.7 meters! 】

【Then who else could it be? 】

【Yeah, who else could it be?Of course it's our brother Meng!It must be him! 】

[Looking at the posture of the shadows, they seem to be very close to each other where the photo didn't capture them!Very close! 】

[Is it so close? 】

A fan uploaded a picture, in which is a simple stickman, Shen Qiumian and Meng Shenwen's upper body is spread apart, but the lower body is attached to everything.

[Hahahahaha I laughed out loud, this is simply a painting of the soul hahahahaha! 】

[Absolutely hahahaha I thought about that pose carefully, since Qiuqiu is in a normal pose in the photo, doesn't that mean...]

【OK, I made some fine-tuning. 】

The so-called fine-tuning is actually just turning the picture [-] degrees clockwise. Shen Qiumian's stick figure immediately becomes a relatively upright posture, while Meng Shenwen becomes almost vertical at [-] degrees.

[My mother, this is the first time I've spoofed Brother Meng like this, will I be caught by Brother Meng's fans? 】

【No hahahahahahaha we only know hahahaha! 】

[Fuck me too, this posture, hahaha Brother Meng's flexibility must be very good! 】

【no!What are you doing!I want to reverse CP!In my heart, Brother Meng has always been the one to attack, okay?This pose, which looks like an Italian chandelier, is going to be messed up! 】

[Oh, you are not simple upstairs, please hand over your picture! 】

[I specifically searched for Italian chandeliers, hey ~ red chicken! 】

[I intuitively think that you are talking about a dirty thing, but why can't I find it! 】

[Sister, I have a picture, do you want to see it? 】

Just when the fans were crooked, the CP fans set up their microscopes again, and quickly built tall buildings!

【I made a special confirmation, what Qiuqiu is wearing on her wrist seems to be really a cat collar? 】

[As shown in the picture, Brother Meng posted a photo of the black cat Mianmian before. It has been wearing a collar around its neck. The material and shape are almost the same as the one on Qiuqiu's wrist, even the pendant! 】

[Although I don't want to think too much, but...Brother Meng is messing with me like this, there is really no way not to think too much! 】

[The landlord, the landlord!There is another detail, the pendant on the cat's collar actually has one too!It's just that Brother Meng wears it around his neck! [Photo.jpg]]

[Well, the shapes and materials of these three round pendants look similar, so... sisters, I have a bold guess! 】

[This... a human-cat love triangle? 】

【puff!Why a human-cat love triangle!Qiuqiu is jealous, so why not wear the collar of the black cat Mianmian on her body?Hey hey, I can eat cat's vinegar! 】

【What if the black cat is Qiuqiu Bian?After all, the names are the same. 】

[Upstairs has a lot of brains, but it's a pity that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become masters! 】